What the fuck does he do all day?

What the fuck does he do all day?

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He's a theoretical physicist

your gf

eats and farts
yells at son and wife
goes to the sea

chill

approves kernel patches

Explain this meme

sounds like a pretty good life, honestly

are penguins al bundy?

what meme?

kek

Nigga hes the emporer. He rules over other pengins

still think im qt?

...BUT WHY

think you makes really

Explain the ocean carp that swim up an african river for miles, and swim around in a circle for no reason at all.

Some things you can't explain.

REMOVE BIRD
youtu.be/b-f5iMDXvcA#t=01m03s

who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Penguin kino

take me fishing for once old man

>implying penguins are birds

Some guy posted this picture accidentally in August and everybody started talking about penguins. It was a interesting read.

*an

crashing this plane

are penguin yummy? are they endangered? can you eat them? do they taste like other avian? can you eat their eggs?

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>owls are birds
Get a load of this guy

>plays with the jaw afterwards

Kek

lol? It was gods will you faggot.

Had to make sure he was dead.

The mountains changed him

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>shits on other penguins
>huddles for warmth with them
>gets shit on himself
>goes fishing
>keeps his wife's son warm
>has wildlife biologists document his behavior

Probably very fatty.

What the FUCK is his problem?

He's finally going to make his dreams come true. I believe in you, Penguin.

Like duck? Duck is yummy when cooked right.

Do you have the orginal thread

I was in that! Was board and just started looking up images and details on them, there was even an user who worked with penguins at the zoo who answered questions

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/72598640/

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>That scientific study which was shut down because they discovered penguins doing threesomes, infanticides, necrophilia and pedophilia in their society.

OY VEY, WE MUST PROTECT THEIR CUTINESS

Yesss! I was the guy who posted the power ranking, which I'll go find and repost here in the a second. Were you the one who went through and posted images of each penguin?

I heard they're actually not very tasty.

OFFICIAL 100% ACCURATE INDISPUTABLE POWER RANKING

>god tier
Emperor penguin, King penguin

>great tier
Gentoo Penguin, Galapagos penguin, Magellanic penguin

>good tier
Little penguin, Humbolt penguin, Adelie penguin, Chinstrap penguin

>okay tier
African penguin, Fjordland penguin

>mediocre tier
Yellow-eyed penguin, Royal penguin, Rockhopper penguin (southern)

>meme tier
Erect crested penguin, Rockhopper penguin (northern)

>shit tier
Snares penguin, Macaroni penguin


Anyone who disagrees with any of this is a contrarian pleb

godspeed, little penguin

>Were you the one who went through and posted images of each penguin?

That was me, yeah.

You meme'd well that day, put in a real shift for the anons

"I would like to be a penguin." - Werner Herzog

gotta say if that was my daily routine I'd run off to the mountains of madness too desu

>the life of a Cred Forums user

so its kinda related to fridge posting

I would like to be werner herzog desu

"I would like to be a Pepe." - Werner Sadfrog

Oh it's a Chloe spin-off meme for sure

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I really hope we get a good At The Mountains of Madness movie one day. I want to see the Albino Penguins, and I want to be terrified of them.

is this real?

Decided to evolve and seek out a better life, unlike other stupid penguins who just continue living their terrible life in a frozen hell.

Based redpilled penguin.

gfy
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penguins aren't loyal

>PENGUINS AREN'T LOYLE TO THEIR CAPO

would a penguin make a good pet

Sure.