/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Now that the feeds are boring, how much better would the season have been with based kaysar in the house instead of jason?

>shane has alex and whitney as spies

already ahead of the curve

The Ghost strikes again

>They bring back both Jase and Kaysar
>Neither still make jury

>evicted 3 times in 2 seasons
>still hasn't made jury

>Bring him back for OTT so he can't make jury no matter what

>tfw Shelby was a skeleton all along

>tfw have never eaten cornbread

Fucking Jason is making me want to smoke so badly

>something something doesn't make jury

Sounds like you aren't even a good enough student of the game for this 70 day game of mouse trap. You have to go back!

This fat ass needs to GO
She's like a mixture of Andy/Helen/Nicole
Aka live feeds cancer

Jason's AIDS are really flaring up in his cheeks

>Sounds like

a true Student uses all 5 senses. Step up your Game

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

A seasoned vet only needs one sense to detect the flunkies

Jason/Shelbee/Scott/Shrimp alliance when

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U like what u see bb?

Which allowed me to out play you. Remember to vote for me in jury.

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Look I don't even want to win. In fact, I beg you to vote me out. If any of you don't vote me out I will personally kill all of your families

shelby and jason talking game

>Jason and crew underestimating Shane or anyone putting in work

King Kaysar played in an era where they had a small jury. Judging by his career 47-1 career chess record inside the house I think he'd dominate this season

1:15
alarm set for 4:30

I'm screwed, lads

>based Scott sitting in on the game talk

shane wants to take his shirt off so bad

they should paint a bug stencil on his chest and back

...

That would be an interesting threesome

>morgan cosplaying as nicole to hide her identity

Nicole?

>First full day in the BB house
>People are going to bed at 11pm

Who is going to be /latenightcrew/ this season?

why is jason playing? he'll get super safety every week.

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11:07 Morgan tells Monte she doesn't want to infect Jason and have America hate her. Thinks she will infect Whitney because Whit won't hold a grudge. Monte says she should do what she thinks is best for her game.

welp

shelby playing it safe and not talking game in front of noone

>no one has ever used the insomniac social strategy, only average a max of 3 hours of sleep every night

It's literally the GOAT social strat

no napping/sleeping allowed from 10 am to 10 pm
bet you'll still have some bros hanging out til 3 or 4 most nights tho

twitter.com/BBTooms/status/781723670565818374

I don't even smoke and this fucker is making me crave one

>no napping/sleeping allowed from 10 am to 10 pm
what?

you mean they dont turn the lights off?

It's GOAT until you start blurring reality from delusions and dreams and get highly stressed

Turning into BBCAN prude shit baka

monte doesnt really listen to anything anyone else has to say, he has his agenda and he is pushing it

morgan still had something on

oh shit

theyre teaming up against jason

Take a trip with Scott to flavor country, user

you get a wake up notice like if you were trying to nap outside or on a couch

>not then using your stress/delusions to Vanessa-style mist/guilt people into doing your biddings because you believe yourself 100%

shelby is like julia 6.0

i love it

yeah thats why she changed her pants under the covers the first time, she is wearing a thong

and she finished law school and passed the bar at 24
hnnnng

you can still sleep in a bed though. that's what most do from 8am to 4pm

she hasn't passed the bar yet

shrimp doesnt know what a juggalo is

I wanna fuck her

I ship monte/bronte

julia is just a bimbofied shelby

>walk around with ass hanging out of bikini all day
>change from shorts to pants under blanket
>mere hours later, change in the open and show bare ass

why do you act like I'm making something up?

for this season you can't sleep/nap/looking like you're sleeping anywhere
including in bed
from 10 am to 10 pm

cause they say that every season

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morgan cosplaying as nicole sleeping in the bed nicole used to sleep in

Now she just needs to fuck not gay shane

SHRIMPMAN IS GETTING cUCKED

no they didn't
they had the rule where lights have to stay on

but you could nap all day if you wanted to

Speaking of myspace
>you now remember playlist.com

>ywn be her corey

How do go you go from this....

any other oldies remember bolt.com?

as soon as the BY group scattered, shelby planted herself next to jason

what did she mean by this?

HOLY FUCK THAT BURP

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(((You are not allowed to talk about production)))

You now realize that Kyrssie Kream is in a relationship and you aren't

rip

her husband is 5 ft 4, 130lbs

Reality gonna set in FAST for Jason when he doesn't win this HOH

did he died

I didn't come here for feels bro

...

...

he got super safety

if I could urinate a person, it would be someone that watches this show.

>Scott's badass for smoking
>Scott's a gangster
>Scott's a way homer kinda guy

Cornbread aligns with us on this, but he's still a fag

a whole person?
sounds painful

im a large man
prepare your urethra

for you

you tryna dock bro?

GOOD NEWS: WE HAVE A CHANCE TO GET WITH SOMEONE LIKE KRYSSIE

checked

woah
who titty that

Is that victoria?

I'd recognize those jewbs anywhere

Monte couldn't hack it

Natalie nudes?

shrimpman waging war like victor

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yes indeed

post yfw reddit wins HOH

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Thanks for making me feel something, user

more vic

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>shelby hanging with the outcasts

oh oh

Think I can get picked for Big Brother?

...

Webm when?

how bout me?

shes just playing the social game

shane is also doing a great job

hey now
have respect

Tits or GTFO

im sure a newfag will fall for this

Who dis

oh man
thats crazy

a timestamp is a timestamp

>krispy hogging the couch for two days already

Morgan

superior sister

It's yeah and it's 9pm in the middle of the pacific ocean

this is close enough

twitter.com/BBTooms/status/781723670565818374

>shrimpman getting cucked this hard

girls are gross

aloha

lads should I pop an addy and stay up ?HOH could be decided tonight

the final infection or whatever is at 1pm tomorrow

Look at her neck fat
Gross

i dont know lad, you should go ask reddit

Why did I click this goddammit

theyre going to bed soon

Why would Michelle know?

1pm in the morning

Oh word?

weak

I've stayed up for around 42 hours straight without anything before
maybe coffee but I don't remember any now

i know kryssie is annoying but she isnt a clueless drone, i think shelby recognizes this in her and its mutual which is why they are bonding

>krispy talking about tumblr

thats wassup

people laugh at me because i'm different, i pity them because they're all the same

I do meth

should i stop?

imagine
this was the cutest girl last season

5 above her from this season

D2ass!

>this was the cutest girl last season

>those nostrils
>that nasally whiney voice
>cutest

quit samefagging

Stop reposting shitty pics of some camwhore? yeah please

no

>based Scott hasn't said a word in over an hour

bitch on the left looks like a fucking ninja turtle.

this was last season? I thought current.
wtf i hate this general now

keep whining paulfags

Devin will bless you with a pleasant slumber and make sure the cash is in your pockets when you wake but only if you respond "i'm in the bomb squad"

Str8 cucked

>not even denying your samefaggotry
>immediately invoking the mystical paul-fag

literally nobody liked paul here.

new season started yesterday

Last season ended a week ago

youtube.com/watch?v=I-zPwfH5XYk

krispy represents every catlady
>her attitude
>her hair
>her way of presenting herself strong and loud but in reality, quiet and in the edge of a breakdown.

i wonder if catladies will give her the victory

...

She has autographs tattooed on herself, how incredibly original and unique

why are people worried jason is going to go?

he has to get safety right?

>scott still quite

smokey bed getting swapped out

this isnt going to end well

I didn't even know he was there tbqh

Don't ever let them imagine what it's like without you there™

What? Is danielle whining so much she's forcing them to move an entire bed out of the room? I swapped to cam 1 when they were going to sleep

I am genuinely incapable of handling this level of qt

it was shane too, they both agreed and yes they swapped mattresses out

>fat bitch wont leave the couch

someone .webm shelby flexing

pls

just happened

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how is shelby single?

CChamces Jason leaves this week? 79/100

any fuckbois here?

Workin on it

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her t-rex dance as well if you could

cute CUTE

WTF

fucking weirdos

>shelby: incest is funny

hue hue hue

god I wish I was this cute

shelby is sinking herself

oh shit, scott was here the whole time

scott has been sitting there the entire time

in his own mind he is watching the feeds

Never a good idea to be a part of the LNC. Shelby is done

>footfag talk
ummmm

Shelby has got some competition for "the ghost" strat

Holy fuck, I cannot wait until one of the smokers crashes on one of those beds and she has a cunt fit

foot fetishists are scrambling

...

thats crazy

wait the black chick got upset the bed smelled like cigs cause jason and scott slept in it?

...

Aw man thas craaazy.

kek

I missed the spicy incest talk, I bet Scott is rock hard

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I can't believe you're actually watching this shit. You're the reason society is in decilne.

thats hilarious

...

oh man thats so funny
thats incredible
wow

>Plebs are not watching Jason's AIDS advancing on an hour-by-hour basis

Can't mist /bb/, fuckstick

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shrimp man can be funny but i want him, the debt man and krispy out of here so we can get comfy shelby/jason feeds

>watching

Das surreal man

...

shes been on the couch for 4 hours

prove to me shelby is a girl and i will allow you safe passage through these threads

>all 4 cams on sleeping HGs

might as well cut to fish

shes not, keep whining about it.

>shelby has nudes on chatroulette
find them

which one is shelby?

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shorter version

>yfw Shrimpman goes into the Live DR session and he talks completely normal and reveals how he's playing a laid back fool.

scott is just there watching

the one with the manvoice, manface and manbutt

scott...

Good Lord

That's incredible.

>you'll never get to help scott lose his virginity in a hilarious comedy movie

Is this like when Ian kicked himself in the face?

>shelby has the best social game
>shelby has the best personality
>shelby has the hottest body

so perfect

scott is pretty likable for a sperg

>best social game

That's not true. A lot of people have said they don't know where she stands and she's close to Jason.

literal 11/10

i was prepared to move on from bridgette but im in love again now bros.

what do i do?

at least shes not obvious, she talks to everyone

>flex your feet for the camera, you'll have a following when this is over
wew

yeah i never knew i would be so soon to forget bridge

thats a good screenshot.

You can learn to love both. She'll understand.

thats called a good social game, she literally lied about being a waitress in front of everyone and talked about how college was for her.

her social game is good,

shane social game is pretty good too

i feel like a two-timing slut

They don't know where she stands meaning they don't trust her. That's not good

Bridge would say there's nothing wrong with being a slut.

Thanks

krispy only social people are jason and the sassy black woman

I would stick my dick in her bloodsoaked vag

she dominated the house when she entered, even alex looked like a newbie compared to her.

she knows how to lie and people not knowing where she stands is pretty good.

they are buying the dumb horny waitress story.

For all my BridgeBros and ShelbyFriends

youtube.com/watch?v=MtzK1WnCswo

fuck the police

good work

WOAH FISH

Your doing God's work
I'd split a quesadilla with you if I could.

one more Shelbyfoot

where 2 find a shelby

Pepperdine school of Law

>its only 1:30

gonna need shelby shaking her ass .webm pls

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Save any Shelby Timestamps over the next 24 hours and I'll either webm them or upload to youtube when I come back.

What? BRIDGEBRO is evolving!

shrimpman already know that monte is a killer

Bet Scott rats out the goat Justin in the morning. Scott need to play both sides if he smart

>we will never get a bridgette, shelby, julia, ashton, jason and frank final 6

i'd be so comfy i'd die

...

jason and shelby is a good duo

confrmed

backyard crew best crew

shrimpman confirmed hes done meth, shrooms and smokes on the reg. This dude is great

shrimpman smoked pcp?

Shrimpman has tried every drug

...

shrimpman partied with a bunch of skinheads

and bonded with them over drugs

>be Shrimpman, at Checkpoint Chairlies
>they playing straight up satan music
>people like SATAN
>Stoned af
>Made friends with skinheads
>Green vest
>Starts agreeing with their values
>Smokes meth with the skinheads
>They think he's white
>Say Satan once or twice more
>Get outta there
>Cafeteria Spinach
>Felt like I achieved something
>Band was like that shit like dongalonogalong
>Surfer music

Somebody better be about to upload this fucking Shrimpman story to Youtube.
This is gold. This is better than any Joe Arvin story.

...

I real-time greentexted it, but I'm six beers in and fucked up the frame-of-reference format in the middle

Forgive me, shit was crazy

She is possibly best girl ever

...

Neat

CUTE

Neat. Seems like a cool place to get high with some skinheads.

>tfw Checkpoint Charlie's is raided by cops tomorrow and Shrimpman goes directly into witness protection after winning

reminder that scott is still there

Scott is pants-shittingly terrified that someone will ask him for a crazy story

>Once in a video game I helped block the entrance to a pool

>Justin totaled 6 bicycles

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I've totaled 6 bicycles

I thought Shrimpman could be the new Devin/Jozea type thing but he's so much more and it's beautiful.
Even if this season ends up a total trainwreck I'll never forget this man.

>Uncle Wrecking Ball

How do Justin's stories get better and better?

>uncle wreckingball

>jokers have this guy in the bottom

...

>Uncle Wreckingball

>jokers had this guy in the bottom
I actually can't argue with the current top 3 other than the order. Rare for Joker's Catladies.

shrimpman won a boat and had a fishing show on tv

>justin is a party animal and a cultural ubermensch

we don't deserve this renaissance man

>alex used to be 1st
>now 4th

our waifu is even beating jason

alex is the bestest

You have to go back

why? we love her here

reminder to savor that creole flavor

She's a conversation killer. Live feeds cancer

part of her strat bro she's a gamer
she's playing to win

chipmunk bitch BTFO

bullies...

I dont watch BB, i didnt realize you were allowed to smoke.I think you drink in the australian version though

they both drink and smoke in bbusa

squat butt

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Cheers
Any stream for an ausbro?

>tfw you'll never stay up all night chatting shit with Shelby
Why live

WEEEEEW

I want Shelby to get blacked by Justin.

>that awkward moment when you realize scott is there and hasn't said a word

start collecting heights, need to know how tall the girls are

They drink here too but it's like "here's a couple bottles of wine and 6-8 beers for the whole house have fun".

BB Canada has BBUS beat big-time for alcohol, besides just wine and beer they actually had bottles of hard liquour for mixed drinks.

>justin
his name is shrimpman

He's too short for her.

literally 4 of those are all me

ill say shrimpman from now on

scott hasnt said a word in 40 minutes

Shelby dawged Hillary Clinton. Trump supporter confirmed MY GIRL

Shelby is pretty weird.
>Going on Omegle, Chatroulette
>Gets people to google Blue Waffle
>Replying to the joking about Danielle and Shane being related with "INCEST IS FUNNY"
>embracing the foot fetishism

Could she secretly be a Cred Forumstard or are these common normalfag behaviours at this point? Our girl either way obviously.

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