Is yours bigger than your dad's?

Is yours bigger than your dad's?

My dad is dead, so technically yes, but the one time I accidentally saw it I'd say no, he was much bigger. ;_;

>based mel will never dilate your jewish ladyboy asshole with his huge anti-semitic dick

>tfw have been told IRL by multiple women, men, and traps that my benis is big
>but I know it's not bigger than my dads only because he always walks around in tighty whities

This royally pisses me off

given that my dad was buried about twenty-five years ago, i would say yes.

don't make me dig him up and check. i don't want to have to tell the cops "some people on Cred Forums dared me to dig up my father and compare my cock to his."

This god damnit

my dad walked around the house in tighty whities and it was like a fucking baseball

I'm still hoping that I'll magically get some uber growth rate. I'm tired of this pencil cock

Sometimes I try to tell myself maybe he's a shower and not a grower like me.
>tfw flaccid penis+balls looks like an orange or a tangerine with underwear on
>dad's looks like a softball

>dad's looks like a softball
helo brother, it appears u also no dis feel

Is Mel cut or uncut?

These are the hard hitting questions that keep me coming back to Cred Forums.

>pencil cock

>tfw your dick is long, but thin.
>don't got dat sweet ass girth that tears a pussy in half
>instead it just hurts women so you go only a quarter in most the time

fuck man, i rather have a fucking FAT af chode than a thin long giraffe neck.

I'm the opposite, user.

>thick meaty girth
>only about 6"-6.5" long at best

niggers and porn really ruined the dick market

>tfw only 4.5 inch length and 4.5 inch girth
>tfw 27 year old virgin
I'm not gonna make it bros

beard? yeah, its bigger

>8.5" length (blah blah lying whatever)
>4.75" girth
>circumcised
>noticeable penoscrotal webbing
>penile adhesions

I hate my parents for fucking doing this to me. REEEEEEEEEEEE

that sounds pretty good, actually. id be happy with that desu. there's a reason so much big dick porn has the woman pushing the dude back on his hip.

some women into insertions can take a lot of dick, but long isn't really that enjoyable for women on average Imo.

Mel Gibson looks like he fucks guys on the side always has

>Tfw 5" girth with 6" length

I'm literally Mr. Average.

Trust me, you're absolutely fine.

Still way bigger than me, what's the fucking problem here?

>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor

Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?

No problem really, I'm just incredibly unremarkable.

>tfw over 6" length but no girth


Feels bad bros

Now who could be behind this post?

lol
>this butthurt kike

>7x6 khv

how is Passion religious porn? i dont think you have to be religious to like it. it doesn't come off preachy. it comes off like someone not religious made it, considering the badass gore.

shut up nigger

I dunno. My dad's full Arab and Jews are suuuper jealous of their big dicks so I assume the answer is no.

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Fuck off, oven dodger

>#schlomoed
kekeroni

>someone actually made this graphic, screencast it to his TV, then took a picture with his phone to give it that authentic "I couldn't believe what I saw on TV" screencap look

Is anything your own fault or do you just blame your superiors for being a neckbeard?

Found ur grandpappy

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wtf I didn't know Morgan Freeman fought in World War II

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>tfw you hate niggers, spics, and other subhumans
>tfw you recognize the genius of the Hebe gene in Neumann, Bobby Fischer, Irving Berlin, etc
>tfw you start dating a Jewess to wed the gentile euro gene with that of an Ashkenazi princess for literal master race children

it's only natural.

This is why I'm glad the white birthrate is declining two bee H

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>5 inches in length
>6 inches in girth

He's in everything
including your mom

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doesn't even matter

any beautiful white jew children i have get full citizenship to uncucked Israel

Is this even meant to be insulting? Your great insult towards the "inferior race" is that "you're rich and successful like Scrooge McDuck"

Oh mean, you sure showed the kikes. For the white race!

it's kinda funny too if you think of Jews who actually add legitimacy to far right wing politics. Paul Gottfried has numerous books published by university of Chicago, Michael hart was an astrophysicist little Jewish man who hated niggers and Muslims and contributed to Amren, Imre Kertesz among the first noting Islamic invasion in Germany and Europe, etc

i get hating lib Jews, but lord knows they are indeed intellectual heavyweights that are crucial in the battleground of ideas.

Nevermind that Cred Forums's god Donald Trump is basically a Jew

We must establish a country for the future of our superior race.

who said this zionists or nazis?

No, I dont think so.

>GIVE ME....HAMBURGER

who said this. """Palestinians"""" or your average 4chin fatass?

he's not my god, i'm skeptical of Trump actually doing much, since i think the system is set up in such a way that no matter your intentions, it'll change you.

but i don't care about his support of Israel. you work with Jews, not against them. a lot of right wingers are like the Jew who thinks the holocaust defines them. both are obsessed with the nazi past. leave that shit in history and move on already.

forgot to add that i will be voting for Trump despite being skeptical.

SWITCH TACTICS

>When you are 6" but still feels small
Why is the human benis so small on average?
Is it because of rape and women did not have a pick until modern times?

What's the difference?

On the contrary women were selective
It's meant for reproduction means not pleasure means
But if you make pleasure conscious then that becomes a factor

Ask your old man.

What's the point of being right-wing and not racist?