/bb/ Big Brother OTT

jason realizes shane is the smart one.

You saying this over and over again isn't going to make it true

kryssie is deadweight but shelby, jason and justin are promising.

scott is in prime position though.

she just wont shut up

go to bed alexfag

>Jason good in anyway
>still obsessed with what girl someone else likes
fuck off

im sorry you dont like entertaining people fag

go jerk off to monte

Wait, are Alex and Morgan sharing a bed?

>im sorry you dont like entertaining people fag
>picture of shelli
fuck off

If Jason keeps calling Scott Steve he's gonna get his ass evicted

sorry you got triggered

is scott misted the BY crew?

He's misting everyone.

>likes Jason
>uses the word triggered
YASSS QUEEN SLAY stay on Tumblr though

this is a girls only thread

you can go back to /r/the_donald and cry about paul lossing to QUEEN NICOLE HISSSSS

relax pal

You can't make a post without projecting can you

shane is finishes

>OTT Jamboree

Shelby and Jason are a perfect pair.

Shelby just IT'S THE CURRENT YEARed

People still caring for this?

>In be4 already god-tier season

Clowns started showing up in the woods in moos town

Any awesome anons want to recap for a lost soul like me who fell asleep around midnight BBT?

I caught a little bit of the backyard crew this morning, fucking love them.

Jason is comfy as fuck to be honest

You can just read jokers that's the best way to catch up

Justin, Scott, Kryssie, Shelby, and Jason formed an alliance named OTT Jamboree.

Scott sat there and said nothing

>tfw Scott rats to Monte and Shane about the conversations he heard last night

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Yea thats true, thanks

Yeah caught that a bit, that's fucked up mate
OTT Jamboree is the shit

also, Justins climbing the rankings on Jokers as cornbread plummets

2:22 am, Justin talks about his uncles huge scrotum.

>Shelby wants to do pranks
pls no

I hope he doesn't rat. Would be smart of him not to

Game talk starts 4:00 am

Important game talk/F5 starts at 4:43 am.

Awesome thanks, scrotum and game talk, perfect

shelboy

they should have went with team wrecking ball

Did Jason get infected

no

Is Shelby naked yet?

She's a never nude

Is Shelby still cute?

Hell yes

Proof?

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Make it look like dis pls

youtube.com/watch?v=MtzK1WnCswo

>BridgeBro
Will not watch

Anyone team Shelby is team bridge and vice versa

kys

That is false

Team Shelby here. Bridget was meh.

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you've managed to be more annoying than the britfag
if you're not him
congrats

jimmy...

Why weren't all these qts cast for bb18? Seriously why did we only get Bridgette to look at during the real season but on this phony shit we get a ton of qts?

A woman probably cast 18 and a man probably cast OTT

Cause Robyn Kass didn't cast OTT

never

wtf i hate her now

Evel dick made the first episode of dick at nite free if anyone's interested

We aren't interested in paying for a podcast, Dick

That's why I said it's free. I might watch later just to see what it's like

Is Shelby part of the late night crew?

Cornbread says it's wrong of him to cut Scott at the final 4

Yes

fuck yes, I've been missing them because of work but this weekend I can't wait to stay up for the LNC

Cornbread doesn't tip

Well she was but she also complained a lot about how she has to get up early and kept reminding everyone. It was kind of annoying

>yfw the LNC is the new scamper Squad

good, tipping is a stupid meme

Steve isn't going to win again is he?

Catladies won't vote for the autist to win

Shelby is going to mix coffee with chocolate milk.

a Cred Forums mans mocha

shelbyfag = the nicole and bridge spammer, he's gay and wants her to have a penis

alexbros = /eternal tiff/, all the meme creators and every student of the game

morganbros are the only true patricians in this thread

Alex is literally moochelle

stop putting bridgebros in with Shelby fags

not true cause I was a /tiff/bro and now I'm a shelbyfag

all shelboyfags are bridgeboys doe
not all bridgeboys are shelboyfags

nice false flag shelbyshitter
KYS

nicolefag is a shelfag that's why if you say something negative about "her" he always responds calling you a paulfag

FUCK

OFF

no

corn fed

he's pushing shelby and all the sheeps are falling for it
and here i was thinking we were all students of the game with high levels of mist resistance...

imgur.com/a/8Zlfe

Yeah at night there's 2 people that try really hard to push Shelby and people aren't catching on. We only had a few days off after our 100 day chess match and we spent half of it studying for this new 70 day match. We're getting exhausted we need a luxury comp

"tall men"

>alexbros
>implying (You) aren't the only one
Just go back already

>He continued watching the worst season with the worst cast in history
>tfw rested and energized as fuck for OTT

>le go back xD
kys

>kys
you must be 18 or older to post here

i hope hue puts on some makeup today

is this the poster that only responds with projections? aka the shelbyshitter

>someone notices Shelby is cute and starts posting Shelby
>people agree she's cute and start posting Shelby themselves
>OH NO THEY ARE TRYING TO CONVERT PEOPLE AND FORCE SHELBY ONTO US!!

If your waifu Alex is so good (she's not even best sibling) then why don't you post pictures of her and maybe people will start to notice her?

Also saying Tiffposters are Alexposters now is laughable since Shelby can sometimes favor Tiffany.

>he's gay
>he

Just stop giving the redditfag (You)'s, he'll fuck off eventually

shelby has an ugly body

the alex poster is clearly the butthurt nicolefag cause nobody likes his shitfu

and an ugly face

God all you faggots are so fucking gay

I'm a girl though

OTT jamboree is a terrible name, they should have went with HUE TOWN

that said, i dont think justin is mean spirited enough to hang with that group, he will splinter off when they go to far. shelby, kryssie and jason are the meanies

they were bullying whitney last night...

i ain't wit it either bb

What did they say?

bro I have a shit ton of tiff caps gtfo of here

Making fun of her for being such a "darling"

Bitches are always jealous of the nice and cute ones. Whitney is gonna get the Bridgette treatment

they imitated her voice too and then laughed and talked a bunch of shit

>shelby jealous of that cartoon character country girl

oh im laffin

He's incredibly jealous of her natural vagina

Jason and Monet tryna mist each other

CORNBREAD IS DONE

You related to shelby?

thats hilarious the BB announcer calls him cornbread

12 person alliance

They made fun of her for saying that she doesn't like to make decisions and wants her man to make the big ones.

Nah but I fingerbanged her one time in law school

Should I make a PB&J or a turkey sandwich?

Scott selling out Jason nice

Turkey faggot

PB&T

I did also.

godammit it so hard to follow shelby she moves around so much

Wow what a pussy. How does talking benefit his game? Fucking sperg

glad to see krispy be in jason's and shelby's alliance only for sitting in the same couch for 2 days

the alliance could have been good with only shelby, jason, shrimpman and scott

krispy is shit.

shelby lookin good with a little makeup on

alex BUSTED by jason

ahaha cornbread is soo fucking shit
he makes everything so obvious.

shelby is jewish

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day 3 and we have 2 alliance

scott is in both alliance

lets see which group hes more loyal

>stuck up bitch law student
who could've guessed

she doesnt work, are you kidding

shane and cornbread happy how good of a spy scott is

he sold out jamboree a few minutes ago you idiot

you're dumb

Cred Forums doesnt care about that

Nice

she is just making up stories to keep up the ruse

she never worked at no jewish deli

cornbread and monte got btfo so hard by jason last night

now they are big targets

what did jason do

She isn't Jewish. She was just enslaved by Jewish deli owners for a bit.

i thought they are saying they want to do cornbread and shane

monte is starting to become the next paulie

That's because Jews don't play sports. we definitely hate the Jews that run teams and leagues though

that aint kosher

just roger jewdell

paulie is a manlet who talks mad shit behind peoples back

and Bettman and the steinbrenner

>Alex went to Texas A&M
How do they manage to find all the boring people out of that uni?

she didnt, thats morgans shirt

grodnod stalks the grounds?

Girls are drinking out of jenkens pot. RIP.

I thought Morgan went to Texas? She did the hook em horns thing in her intro

shrimpman and shelby arent on either cam. no point in even watching

Yes Morgan went to Texas. Jason is misting her and that user fell for it

She was worshipping black sabbath dumbass

oh yeah, youre right. my bad

What? Bridgette has Mr. Jenkins

>implying i wasnt misting
(You)

No she does not you can't bring live plants on a plane

fuck off

>fatty talking about her cooking
>talks about a sauce made of grape jelly, ketchup, sriracha, and lime juice
fucking whales

cornbread got the crab

she posted pictures of jenkins in a big new planter

Bullshit its dead dude

cornbread is gonna be dumb enough to give it to jason
jason is gonna give it to monte

Grape jelly and Sriracha isn't unheard of and ketchup can go in any sauce to add volume. The lime juice thins it out but I wouldn't add it to something with ketchup because of the acidity

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quiet fatty

Jason pronouncing zakiyah wrong is really bothering me

god they dont sleep, its hard to keep up with them

also cant wait for krispy to hog the couch again

they have gave no mention of meech

BTFO, she watching this and crying right now

>Scott relates to Johnny Mac
top kek delusional

Scott just compared himself to Johnny mac. This is going to be the most interesting sperg yet

i feel bad for jason his entire life is big brother

Steve tried to be like Johnny Mac sometimes too

He's pronouncing it like Paul did early on.

And receiving anal

shane knows a lot about former HGs, he is a bigger fan than he is letting on

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I don't even think he's attracted to men I think he's just a faggot that hates everyone

I would but he acts so high and mighty when his life is that sad. He called cornbread simple like he's retarded but he has a job and fiance and house and Jason is in his late 20s still at a grocery store and moms house with bad acne

its cute

he was a virgin on his last season i think
or at least "celibate"

It seems like most of them have only seen s17 and that's all he's talked about.

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monte and kryssie are instant feed change for me

that tiny little ass in those yoga pants

LP

he's lived a hard life

>infected.jpg

Good god, /LateNightCrew/ was comfy as hell last night. Shrimpman's meth story was truly OTT. This is going to be a fun season familias

oh shit cornbread gave it to jason

its on now

Jason got breaded

who's the crab?

so is whitney hoh?

CORN FED

jason just got it

he will give it to monte

alex or whitney will be HoH

depends on who monte picks because jason will def give it to him

ok
i forgot monte and alex didnt have it yet

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>one of the 3 dumbest people in the house will be the first hoh
everytime

monte is going to be that guy who tries to win everything and thinks he's running everything and ends up getting taken out early

i knew cornbread was dumb enough to give it to jason

now hes gonna give it to monte

It's a shame Danielle already got infected; Jason giving her the necklace after he chain smoked with it on would have been funny desu

shelby is like almost annoying bitch but she never quite goes over the edge

i want to hate her but i just cant, shes too qt

Reminder to EVERY ONE that argued with me, winning the first HOH makes you more likely to win the game and I wonder who won it on s18? I'll check again but the winner of the first HOH will now have won about 25% of seasons

/BreadForThis/

yeah they need to to get it down to one of the girls to choose monte or jason

america gets a vote to evict
america gets to choose a third nominee
america gets to vote on care packages
america gets to vote the winner

> "That can't be right"
> Check who the first HOH was on BB18
> It was Nicole
> mfw

remember when i told you that your assumptions were wrong so your statistics dont work

sorry can't hear you Nicole won

/FedForThis/

we need to have a drinking game everytime shelby does that face

we would all be pretty drunk

So winning the first HOH gives you a 25% chance to win the game, and losing the first HOH gives you a 75% chance to win the game.

Ya, I'll take not winning it....

Just kidding but these statistics are dumb

They're actually cleaning the kitchen this season, bah gawd.

i'll prob do it tonight

3rd HoH still has more wins

>implying your shitfu actually won that HoH

That applies to the normal season. This is OTT

Hopefully best girl wins the first HoH

Cross your fingers

You have to split that 75% chance with 12 people this season

that stat doesnt apply to anything you pleb

shane is gonna fingerblast danielle on the HN trampolines

cap this post

like pottery

>capping an user post
is this a Cred Forums thing?

I'm down for a drinking game tonight tbqh.

Long week at work + First OTT Friday Evening + dope Late Night Crew = Let's fucking party.

I'll just drink with no game

its more fun with a game you goof

Shane and Danielle are hanging out together too much

Right I understand, that's why I said it was a joke, I'm just making fun of the stat in the first place.

I bet we can find something like "The winner wore a black shirt on Day 20" in 5/18 seasons. Is everyone going to start cramming in black shirts now?

oh
>camera zooming in on the ash tray

see

danielle wants the d

>all these insecure shills for """"""their"""""" girls
>not accepting a harem of all 4
>not shilling for the eternal shrimpman

these threads get worse every year

Winning the first HOH virtually guarantees that you get into the first significant alliance in the house. That will keep you safe for a few weeks.

A smart player can use those first few weeks of safety to position themselves pretty well in the house.

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cornbread is the kind of guy who forgets to wash the blood off his hands after killing someone

hes so shitty, hes so fucking obvious.

the cut to shrimpman at the end is great

No some people just always force the "winning the first HOH is bad" narrative and I pointed out how wrong that is and you refused to believe me.

When you're the first HOH you're in a key position to be a part of the early alliances and they often work out well for them

eh, that sounds like a good argument

your 20% stat is still invalid

Das was sup

I know it's higher now because Nicole won

yet the overwhelming majority of the time the first HoH didnt win

you are a first class sperglord and literally nobody was talking about it, you only brought it up for some more(You)s so here you go

In the post-bb12 game meta, winning the first HoH is a MUST.

>Everyone is trying to be a brainiac and "not get blood on their hands"
>Usually, the first elimination is a pretty easy one. Someone is annoying to live with or they're different, so it means you can get them out with relatively little blowback.
>This power will give you high status in the most important time of the game. You'll be in the first big alliance and this should give you a few weeks of safety and allow you to fade into the shadows and position yourself in the next few weeks
>Also, if you're "doing the house's bidding" it makes you seem more trustworthy in everyone's eyes. This is a good thing.

- 3 Week 1 HOHs have won $500,000
- 9 Week 1 HOHs made it to Jury
- 3 Week 1 HOHs were evicted before Jury
- 1 Week 1 HOHs was expelled for physical violence.

its irrelevant now just like it always was

"tall men"

I'll always know I was right, and that's all that matters to me.

>- 3 Week 1 HOHs have won $500,000
>- 9 Week 1 HOHs made it to Jury
>- 3 Week 1 HOHs were evicted before Jury
>- 1 Week 1 HOHs was expelled for physical violence.
literally all irrelevant

>and that's all that matters to me.
apparently not if you felt like capping and posting it

>these threads get worse every year

They are the exact same every single year, my man. Thas Wassup

EAT YA FROOT LOOPS WILLIE

its weird seeing a black girl who likes the water and knows how to swim

#notracist

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Truth. /bb/ was never good. But it's all love

shes doing the face

DRINK

>editing out shrimpman
leave

>not calling him the shrampman
Leave

old spice must sponsor these fucks

its 1:30 m8

I'd fuck her from behind while she's propping herself up with those muscles she might try to run away but my dicks too big

jokes on you its only 11:38 here

>not calling him cant pimp the shrimp
you have to go back!

rip Whitney

It's not even noon, you absolute madman. (I go by the time it is in the house)

LNC mode kicks in when the normies go to bed at 10-11pm, if any boozeanons aren't passed out by then I will bust out my whiskey and we can nail 'er shut

Bragging rights

jason and shelby scheming

cornbread fucked himself giving that to jason

good riddance

you gotta slow down m8

its literally 1140 in the house

its on the west coast m8

Alex been sitting there all morning and hasn't said a single word lmao

good

fuck that hick

>Steve was Jason's downfall in bb17
>Scott will be his downfall this season

Thought Jason learned from his mistakes. Don't trust the nerd.

False

Jason is about to solidify Monte winning and putting him up thanks to Scott

it's pottery
it repeats itself

I know Shelby from high school, do I get a meme for that?

was she realy 5ft 5, 80lbs or was she lying about that too?

>Not even noon
>11:40am

I don't know what you are trying to say... but thanks for agreeing on what time it is there, I guess?

i dont either m8, you said it was 130 and that you go buy house time. im all confuse now

Yearbook proof or GTFO

didn't scott literally tell monte and shane that they weren't being targeted by Jason?

oops I meant Kryssie.

They probably wouldn't be able to nom Jason thanks to Safety

No, she was taller back then.

jason still saying cornfead

>I know Shelby from high school
>no proof

no

>you said it was 130

No I didn't. I said it's not even noon. You're confused m8

It's probably just an exaggeration but she was really skinny.
She was some grades above me and I didn't get a yearbook before I graduated.

fat bitch is on the couch again

expect her to stay there for the whole day

Then you don't know her at all. GB2R

Didn't say I knew her well you sperg.

THIS

Simply stating the pool is still too small even after 18 years.

Sure, 1st HOH can always be good for early relationships.

What about 2nd HOH?

3rd?

What about those stats too?

The game changes all the time. It's not as simple as "First HOH and fast track to the win".

Did you take her virginity

Sure, a 20 year old virgin, even you guys on Cred Forums aren't that autist

This tbqh

Big Brother is more complex than fluid dynamics. Dont bother trying to correlate shit between seasons, it's a waste of brain power

>not in English
>went to american highschool
Fuck off liar

>What about 2nd HOH?
The second HoH is actually worse to win and most people that have won it either go out pre-jury or early jury

ian make a new thread

jason is fucked

He is a gay smoker, he's use to it

he said he wasnt interested in sex though
people like that do exist

jozea new bread

Make a new thread Ian

new thread

No they dont, men just don't get pleasure from anal. He's straight and hasn't realized it

i thought this was you, relax buddy

>I was an exchange student one year in high school and friended the entire school to impress my frog friends

fuck off Ahmed, you're late to the call to prayer