ITT: essential cringecore

did he died?

It was david elsewhere

youtube.com/watch?v=WAyTK6jF5o8

I was watching this with my parents. I kept wondering what Burton was thinking with this bit.

>futterwacken
It sounds like East German foot fetish porn

youtube.com/watch?v=qNInHlSCW4E
What the fuck were they thinking?

HERO

this is pure fucking kino what are you talking about?

I can't watch this again.

I honestly think it's the worst scene I've ever seen in a film.

why do I keep coming to these threads

WTF I love longshots now

>is this canada
what the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw&feature=youtu.be

Maximum cringe incoming, watch at your own discretion

youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

i betcha lots of laffs were had on set

>all those wasted man hours taking the time to cut and edit this shit

They must have killed themselves.

this one is kino

>that broken as fuck ribcage
Fucked up man

Everything about this is fucking hilarious. It's not even close to being bad.

The audio mixing is godlike

youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

This is brilliant.
They just didn't realize in what way. Which is true for the whole movie, really.

Does Cred Forums like pancakes?

youtube.com/watch?v=FK2rc4NbKco

Do the writers think Nirvana was from canada?

At least the kid got the balls to do it

youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU

Time for some hacking kino

>Characters need to hack into an airplane
>Drive under it so a guy can pass them a extender cord from the landing gear to connect to ityoutube.com/watch?v=buHaKYL9Jhg

Christ do I hate listening to the dutch language.

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>launch a cyber nuke

what would you even call this kind of guitar

It's called the "I swear it would sound great with a band backing me but my bros couldn't make it tonight, please don't leave"

youtube.com/watch?v=Po6CTMWKFF0
every fucking time

this is pure condensed kino

>is this... KANEDA
>TETSOUUUU

this shit is amazing. we need a whole movie of Bullseye going about his day

fucking castle

what a fucking waste

>caturday.exe
>cybernuke

pretty good, not cringe at all

The days of capeshit kino are over.
youtube.com/watch?v=qtx18tPNda4

It makes a sort of sense, I can see Kim Jung Un doing something similar.

Still cringe af

the "noooooooo" never fails to crack me up
youtube.com/watch?v=tM9MdfT7LUs

meant to post the scene
youtube.com/watch?v=OPZVjgZbx08

>You are good, but I am better

Is this the ultimate film/tv hacker line?

Why is that so god damn fucking hilarious.

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The druck drivers reaction before the collision is bretty funneh.

BE SURE YOU CUT TO A REACTION SHOT OF EVERY CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE ACKNOWLEDGING HOW GREAT AND WHIMSICAL THIS IS TIM YOU SMUG FUCK.

Jesus. That was an abortion.

I kinda like it. Why is everyone bitching about it? And why the fuck pirates need a giant crater full of slave kids?

this is correct

bike kino incoming

youtube.com/watch?v=mxoVMuWkluA

This has no effect on me. If you don't know the song, it's basically useless.

Nothing beats good ole CSI

youtube.com/watch?v=3uoM5kfZIQ0

youtube.com/watch?v=Nrx9PFanvy0

No Battlefield Earth yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=I8z7-DIa1As

youtube.com/watch?v=In42LG4VKEI

Holy shit. Just... savage.
I can't believe I never saw this movie in all this time.

This is unironically a fantastic scene

The song fits the context. Overall it works well

The only people who get triggered by it are losers who think Nirvana is somehow sacrosanct, or unimaginative autists who think the song is inappropriate because of the time period of the movie

youtube.com/watch?v=hg3EujNn_nE
Card kino

i'm convinced this is just comedy aimed at hackers

HOW the fuck this get a sequel. This is a fucking abortion.

its because someone out of touch thought setting the scene to a nirvana song would be epic and its lame as hell. and you only made that post to use the word sacrosanct because you read it in the gervais thread you fucking teenager.

What other movies/show is this airport featured in?

True Detective s2 for sure

>that shit form

deserved it

>HOW the fuck this get a sequel. This is a fucking abortion.

Hollywood... It was a big flop though, so at least there won't be a third.

>it's a jews put in a china scene to make more money overseas episode

this everyone goes through an awkward phase when they are first learning social skills and it is not the end of the world when you mess up, the problem is most of you autists gave up where goobers like garrett kept going so you never got through it

>Whats that a videogame?

HOLY SHIT

absolute кинo

youtube.com/watch?v=J58VPpPrmQU

I made it to blackbeard coming out, singing under his breath. What the fuck.

oh shit i knew this movie was bad but c'mon not this level of shit

it's really stupid but also kinda cool
why nirvana though?

this is like some live-action anime.

It's better than Kurts version, plus Hugh Jackman is based as fuck

This is good.
>But muh credibility.
Oh shut up. Since Melies got in the game, films are made for this stuff. In principle at least.

The greatest scene ever made.

nah it's trash and you have shit taste

Haven't seen that thread you presumptuous twat. Anyway explain how it's lame as hell

Ain't no cringe like a Trump voter!

gwen is such a qt god damn

oh god

WE GUN MAK MERICA GR8 8GAIN M8

I'M A TRumpCat TrumpKin! Plz use the correct pro-nouns! NO bully!

Damn northeners

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seem like cool dudes 2bh

Thank you CTR

That sure showed those evil trump fags xD

youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

What did they mean by this?

Sure thing brooooooder

Forever my favourite Spiderman for that scene
and the Sandman one ;_;

>RD plushie
this guy is a patrician

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I was expecting this to be posted and wasn't disappointed.

just another scene of a series of pointless scenes

/thread

Don't me me scorch earth your dumbass again

this kills me everytime...

youtube.com/watch?v=Teeeulkbt6A

this can't be real

This would be good as like a Pixar short or something, but I would imagine a whimsical scene this long would interrupt the flow of the movie.

every single time

>(you)

Jesus fucking christ that music, Elfman, I seriously hope you shat this out in like 5 minutes and didnt give a shit.

kinda feel sorry for this dude being made fun of
this is the true cringe though

I dunno, it just seems like typical Dutch behavior. I'm laughing at parts of it.

I once had a coworker do this in the office. He was fucking around in task manager or some shit and thought his computer was getting hacked in real time. A few weeks later he got fired after making a drunken ass of himself at a presentation, and we had to change all the locks.

Even the shittiest combat sequence from The Power Rangers is better than this. Even Bollywood can do it better.

HOLY SHIT

This is the legitimately the best and most entertaining scene in the entire movie.

>kids playing basketball in the hood
>at least 50% white
yeah ok

This isn't even bad in an entertaining way. What a waste of a good song.

>Even Bollywood can do it better.

Did someone say Indian Terminator?
youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw

Cornea reflection is an actual technique, but very poor. It was used in the Jodi Arias case.

Essential cringecore is every time redditors on Cred Forums unironically type the word "kino"

Why do movies do this kind of stupid shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ

that was kinda funny though

Kino

Even Ghana can do it better.

youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I

DAMM!
Did he Kill Captain Alex?

Very much this.

I can never look at wesker the same way after RE5

7 MINUTES

>I seriously hope you shat this out in like 5 minutes and didnt give a shit.
That's all he has done since Nightmare Before Christmas, really.

Fikename kek

So this is the power of a steamlight?

This
Garrett gets mad pussy now. BASED GARRETT

Is this what an Akira live action adaptation would look like?

I LIKE IT

Why would kids want to see two adults play 1 on 1, instead of playing the game themselves? That's dumb.

youtube.com/watch?v=U-7s_yeQuDg

The casual racism on display in this whole video triggers me. I think I'm going to move over to reddit if you guys don't mind.

That is pretty fuckin BASED tbqh senpai.Good on Halle Berry.

KANEDAAA

It's castle, it's completely tongue-in-cheek mate.

it scares me that these morons exist.

the fast cuts literally made me sick. why would they do that?

Mila is so fucking sexy in this.

It's really not that bad
And Nirvana aren't even that good you pleb

I must have watched this scene about 20 times already because of this piece of shit board. I didn't like it at first, but I must admit it grew on me.
Pure kino / 10

"This is borderline experimental."

It's called a 'djent' and it sounds horrible. You always see 13 year olds doing it the first time they pick up a guitar.

>tfw when kinda like the huge choral version of the song after watching this so many times

Jesus fucking christ

Immeasurably superior to modern capeshit.

This scene wasn't in the script, this is Collin Farrell IRL. I ain't bullshitting you.

7 minutes what?

COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION

china was literally the only reason a sequel got made so no shit

Did they ask a 10 year old what would be badass?

Chewing on a paperclip at the airport check in.

is it a meme to say this is cringe? i don't get it

>all the redditors ITT saying the peter pan scene isn't embarrassingly bad

this board has gone to shit

HOLY SHIT

IM JUST SCREAMING BECAUSE IS PURE KINO

Literally stolen from Starfox 64.

Absolute キノ

>From the producers that saw The Matrix

No its just that his superpower is killing people with mundane objects and they made him 1 parts Nicolas Cage from Face off and 2 parts Willam Defoe.

That is fucking amazing, why I have not seen this movie?

>that dog capitulating
Why did people dislike this movie again?

>this
>card kino

Cool

Explain how it's bad, right now, 10 seconds

it isn't and he can't

Stephen King movies are a great source of memes. Maximum Overdrive with the AC/DC soundtrack is pure kino.

That seems like a lot of effort to hide a single card. They could have just hid it in a shoe or something.

underrated post

Did they ever explain how Wesker could do all that in the movie?

hollywood accounting is used for money laundering, not entertainment

>mfw I saw the first one in the Drive In theatre

Couldn't even get a kino flick

12 Monkeys as well I think

WHY would they not just cut this scene out of the movie? I haven't even see it, but I can't imagine this adds anything significant to the plot. It's just inconceivable that anyone could edit this scene, watch it, and say "yep, that's good just like it is, we're keeping it"

it's something an autistic 13 year old nirvana fan would dream up and think was hella fuckin epic

you're autistic for liking it

>this triggers the Cred Forumsentlemen

you're autistic for being this bothered by it

Fucking christ I couldn't make it half way through

>post your face when Armond White likes W.S. Anderson movies better than Paul Thomas Anderson movies

The only retarded thing in that scene was when that dude shot like 6 bullets in that glass tube which should have ricocheted and killed him.

t. whispers nirvana songs under his breath while he takes a shower and pretends he's a pirate like an autistic dork

THIS IS HIGH ENERGY AND HIGH TEST

Why does he fall over for no reason right before he reaches the kid?

Wow, good thing I never saw this garbage

>tfw no hot angry half black girlfriend that wants to slap the shit out of me

H-he's fast!

powerful stuff

0:07 fucks me up every time

youtube.com/watch?v=r9DlPHelpDY

>purifying the gene pool

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Lol, get over yourself
Nirvana is just another band, nothing special about it. It just so happens that that song is appropriate for the scene

This is unintentional comedycore, not cringecore

>agent smith
>the abrupt music cuts

Did he says niggurrrrrrs or negros? I was under the impression that negros is the proper term in some European languages and it doesn't have the same connotations as it does in English.

it's all just flying objects hitting people

I remember seeing this in theaters (don't ask) and being baffled at how long they dragged this on

what the fuck is happening

Looks like a YouTube live-action movie by college students.

What is even happening in this?

Why did the guy even search them when he was in on it the whole time?

It looks better in the video game since Chris is jacked as fuck and makes sense that he thinks he can take on Wesker with his super human abilities...it also doesn't have the bullshit with Alice shooting him.

He injects some shit into Alice in the beginning of the movie saying "He took her powers," An then she survives a straight plane crash and subsequent fall to the ground.

It's inferred that Wesker has the same powers which is what he gives back to Alice in the last movie so she can save the world or some bullshit.

kek

Nope, they just told Collin to be himself.

>Dennis gets flesh eating disease by flesh eating

P A N C A K E S
A
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C
A
K
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>Wow, these toilets, they're the best I've ever seen, and everyone is using them. Wow. Not like my country of The Netherlands.

this literally looks like something out of Bollywood

youtube.com/watch?v=pE9faDkxIoE
Avengers Infinity War

I feel bad for the guy on the left, if he weren't a manlet he could probably pull some ass pretty easily.

I remember this being vaguely popular when I was 8 or 10 years old

What the fuck, how did this spic garbage become popular?

WHY DIDN'T THE FIRST GUY JUST KEEP THE CARD AFTER THEY FAILED TO FIND IT ON HIM IN THE SEARCH

WHY DID EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON ALSO HAVE TO HOLD THE CARD FOR THE DURATION OF A SEARCH AS WELL

This is kino

pretty accurate desu

That truck is going conservatively 100 mph

Wait a fucking second I recall you shilling this garbage before

End your life, family

ronron was extremely qt in this tho..

>dont find it on first guy
>continue to toss it around

SNAP MY PICTURE

Slut Fuckin' Git-arrrr

What the hell is going on? Is this a zombie disease flick that also makes them do karate?

>somebody ring the dinkster
>brand em, daddy
>thanks little dink
>fucking branding iron says "dinky"

holy shit I actually can't fucking breathe
that was just too much, I haven't laughed that hard in fucking years

I just came.

>The song fits the context

What context? Smells Like Teen Spirit is a punch of mumbo jumbo that doesn't mean anything. Even if you take the lines literally and separately they don't fit the context of what is happening on the screen.

>subversive childish rebellion
It fits the Lost Boys perfectly

>why did hulk chase them and even act as being frustrated when being alone about not catching them if he was in it all along
idk man these movies are retarded thats it.

Mom's got some sweet tits.

is that tasha yar?

Oh wow... I honestly don't know what to say. I just imagine some sheltered kid somewhere being allowed to ONLY watch the Spy Kids series because it's family safe. I just depressed myself.

kinda cringe tbqh

What a gay post.

Y-you too

You don't even know what "Y-you too" means.

Damn this guy's a fucking badass

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>a rat as Claire
wtf

This is stylized as fuck.

You probably thought bvs was fantastic as well

This is borderline experimental.

the first Machete movie was pretty good, at least something alright came out of this

when will the ali larter meme end

The first Machete came out of a fake trailer for the Grindhouse double feature, with the first movie, Planet Terror, having the same director as Spy Kids--Robert Rodriguez.

Wow, you must have access to some kind of engine that searches for things!

The truck driver's reaction holy shit.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-fcJm1Slk2E

Infamous Hobbit deleted scene, featuring a transvestite man catapulting himself down the throat of a troll.

k

Okay that was amazing, why didn't they put that in the movie.

This perfectly sums up early 2000s film.

Goddamnit I miss it.

Not cringe, it's deliberately meant to be stupid.

youtube.com/watch?v=vBCeFJ66oRM

Pure fucking kino

That bastard raped Paige

Never forget.

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nothing cringe about any part of this movie

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Absolutely every part of the movie is cringe. What are you a Scientologist?

hello my thin skinned friend

wtf i love Scientology now

This doesn't automatically make Trump people good. I'd bet you anything that you could make a pic exactly like this of Trump MAGA nerds from Cred Forums.

>appropriate for the scene

literally in what universe is this the case you fucking contrarian faggot

the lyrics don't match, the beat isn't correct for a group chorus song of the type they're singing and the fact that it's sung as a chorus and not a chant just further amplifies how incongruent the song choice is. The way Blackbeard then comes out singing under his breathe and then jumps up on a railing to shout it at his audience is just a ludicrous visual and auditory image that shouldn't exist.

The choice was clearly made by some hollywood executive to try and cash in on the fact that [nostalgia] is the in thing to do right now by having them play Smells Like Teen Spirit.

total qt

>all these stale memes
jesus christ
why is everyone that is anti-Cred Forums such a pathetic faggot and a terrible shitposter

look at this shit
this idiot doesn't even know what's happening

Holy fuck, I started laughing so hard when they started doible typing on the keyboard. Why have I not seen this shit before?

Cred Forums is gonna get hilarious after Shillary wins, being filled with faggots like you

this

watching Cred Forumsfags get triggered and devolve into their own brand of sjw tier cry babying is the only reason the board exists.

you show em!

youtube.com/watch?v=7j23wSxuYEU

youtube.com/watch?v=3H0PlRrgu-w

Does anyone have that fucking WEbm or hell a clip of that season finale of Person of Interest with the girls shooting right next to each other and it's so fucking horrible?

>very poor
i agree

youtube.com/watch?v=vdUIfYjA9Lc

I FUCKING GOT YOU FAMPAI

>select all images with apartments
>literally every image is with a generic 4 story building but with niggers in it

FUCK YOU GOOGLE

Use legacy captcha, you absolute twat.

This is seriously tight as fuck.

yeah that's me, the asian white supremacist
get off my dick and don't reply to me ever again
I am trying to watch hard target 2 over here

Blackbeard needs fairy dust for some evil plan but he killed all the fairies in the area and needs slaves to mine it.

Everyone hates it because it's a grunge song from a movie set in World War II times. Blackbeard travels through time in his flying ship.

i feel like drinking some mountain dew now, perhaps some pepsi

i don't even know where to begin with this one

Wow. Triggered.

>I told you I'd be bringing a few friends
Uhh...

I bet you 10 bucks the people who filmed and edited this used to make commercials for supersoaker or something.

One shoe off. Confirmed dead.

youtube.com/watch?v=HcA1GaGSpRg
Forgot this masterpiece

wew laddie

Is she a fucking alien? What the hell. It looks like she has never experienced any human emotions and is just trying to imitate what she sees other people doing. This is just weird as fuck.

erry time

oh wow I missed it
hilarious that there are so many libtards shitposting on friday night
i'm sure you're all real cool guys who know what's up

Mate, that's fucking kino.

That greenscreen is youtube fan film tier

I don't know, man. Those Hillary/Bernie supporters are pretty fucking embarrassing lmao.

youtube.com/watch?v=0OC7z__uKbA

>DINKY
They must have known

>I tasted young boys

>Deleted scene
Should have deleted the whole movie

youtube.com/watch?v=Ta7hY_vkp8Y
Skip ahead to 2:00

>Gandalf staff malfunctioning like it's a flashlight with bad batteries, complete with Gandalf smacking it a bit and it blinking

That's way dumber than the catapult gag.

>just hack hack

It really is an art form to make something this bad

Nostalgic pandering has gone way too far

Wow.. Marvel really did saved his career

This is fucking spoony tier.

Why the fuck does he trash the brains like that? It was completely unnecessary.

>she's an academy award winning actress
>this was directed by an academy award winning director
>this was nominated for Oscars

youtube.com/watch?v=FfQUSHDcXvI

The original was better.

youtu.be/eM8Ss28zjcE?t=23

I'm sorry, how do these actors feel when they watch this back? This goes for all the shit posted. Surely these actors watch this back and just think

what have I done

holy crappppp

western bollywood?

>

I'd let Amy Acker shoot guns near my ear every day.
So that's what Fate/Zero was ripping of.

The futter whacken was one of the only enjoyable scenes in the movie.

They think of all the money they made.

So boring and unfunny

what's wrong with this scene? looks good

Who DID Kill Captain Alex

>first I was like… hmm havn't seen this one …maybe…

thxs for holding me back

>Travelling at what looks like 600kmph
>They are able to punch each other and ram each other while at this speed
>The liquid is somehow igniting at nearly the same speeds as this
>He comes off the bike and just rolls twice like he threw himself to the ground while jogging, with the 600kmph bike exploding him off it
>Isn't even injured

Fun fact, Colin Farrel got kicked out of a boyband before he became an actor, and despite his dirty unshaven look, he's a rich kid from Castleknock (a place with many mansions)

this movie made 197 million dollars

Wasn't it some kind of singing/dancing cowboy (maybe stripper?) thing, not a boyband?

Maybe I'm confusing my actors.

He may have stripped too, but he was known to be in a boyband. He also went to a richboy private school.

>cyber nuke

holy fuck