Cast this movie bros

Cast this movie bros

Half of everyone: Eric Roberts
The other half of everyone: Idris Elba

the author/narrator - that husky guy from friends

There are no niggers though

It needs to be done in a miniseries format. Could be trippy like Wild Palms.

You're essentially saying that you didn't read it, let me guess, you're here for the memes

>implying Idris cannot act white and wear whiteface

Postmodern novels should not be adapted into films, as exemplified by Inherent Vice. It's just too messy.

Idris Elba plays Jest

haha u so funny :D books r 4 dumbs

>adapt messy book into messy movie while losing none of the core themes or concepts
>a bad thing

...?

I read it, but I can't remember, are there any blacks?

implying i can read

hal - mel gibson
mario - quentin tarantito
avril - me
orin - your mom
himself - DDL
there's a lot of characters . and i have better things to do

Wardine, uhhhhhhhh the other guy she knows whose name I can't remember right now.

lenz could be michael richards

>reading books

Poor Tony i think was black?

I can't remember too much

Hal is obviously Jesse Eisenberg. Himself could be DDL, Avril should be Elizabeth Debicki, Orin some random chad, and Emma Watson was born to play Joelle. Maybe Tatum as Don Gately, Warwick Davis as Mario

Wardine - Leslie Jones

>books

go home nerd afore i poka u eye and kicka u shin

This literally cannot be made into a film so why even bother.

haven't read it but Idris Elba

>big boy's first book: the movie

who would you cast as Joelle?

Whats the infinite jest of films?

books like these or Pinecone or Pessoa really don't translate to live action very well. Animation is a much better option because it's much less restrictive towards storytelling.

Ice Age 5

>drug rehab
>thugs
>no blacks

Kill yourself by sticking your head in a microwave

Didn't this movie come out last year? PTA directed it.

I always imagine this lil nigga as Mario.