*character falls from roof*

>*character falls from roof*

>"nice of you to drop in"

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>supporting character tells main protag a story about similar protag in similar situation
>"That guy? It was me."

>main character is getting ready for a date in his room
>Fat Lip by Sum-41 starts playing
>he starts headbanging and playing the air guitar
>cuts to his gf doing the same thing in her room

Name 14.5 kinos where this happens or kys immediately

>any luggage?
>just him

>''don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired''
>he snapped his neck a moment ago and he's actually dead

What amazing show/film did this?

>character is an ice villain
>ICE TO MEET YOU

...

>but that credit card is only for emergencies
>but this is an emergency. A fashion emergency

>protagonist at store checkout
>says he'll pay with credit card
>closeup on card plays movie credits over it

Commando, you absolute redditor

>Where've you been? Where's Quentin?
>Oh, he's wrapped up in something.
>I called home, no one was there.
>Your mother's gone.
>What?
>She took the train.

better if you know the context

>character falls from room
>"Hey Jerry"

>*character falls from a 40-story building*
>That's not me,by the way. That's some Armenia guy with a history of mental health problems

>protagonist's son loses new sneakers
>protagonist instantly thinks someone has shit in them

>actors have to react to something that is not in front of them

See

>''What happened to Buzzsaw?''
>''He had to split.''

>Character comes across machine
>"Im gonna need to *techno babble*
>Other character smashes it
>"...Or we could do that"

What was with the puns in that scene? The man just murdered two of the people closest to him.

>"are you saying someone pissed and munched on your reports?"
>"well, it's a doggy dog world out there after all"

>"How long do you need?"
>"1 hour"
>"Do it in 30 minutes"
>Finishes it in 10

flinstones x jetsons crossover

it's a dog-eat-dog you fucking idiot

gee

>turmoil and chaos in a life threatening situation
>protagonist and love interest decide to kiss

spotted the redditor

that doesn't even make sense dumbass, dogs don't eat eachother. "Doggy dog" means the little puppy i.e. the doggy dog gets defeated by older, more experienced dogs why am I even explaining this to you

do something about that virginity pham

>I DON'T PAY YOU TO TALK, I PAY YOU TO DO

>character falls from roof into freezer
>"ICE of you to drop in"

>character stranded on distant planet with little hope of survival
>"I'm going to have to Science the shit out of this!"

Commando, but they stole the joke from Thunderball

>villain makes a scheme to block the sunlight on the protagonist's city
>Steal My Sunshine starts playing

>"I need the spliff on everything (dumb henchman) has done for the past three weeks."
>"Gotcha"
>*keyboard noises for five seconds*
>"Done..*click* and.. done."

>is a glorified gardener

>"how did you-"
>"I designed you"

>bomb defusing scene
>"cut the red wire"
>"which wire is red? I'm colourblind!"
>bomb defuser is a dog

Name some movies where the good guy is actually the bad guy

>bomb defusing scene
>"cut the red wire"
>bad guys have painted every wire red
>

>building falls out of sky and lands on someone's head
>"Ohh, that's gotta hurt!"

>hooks USB to laptop
>*taps a few keys*
>"I'm in"

What's this pepe doing?

Star Wars Episode 3
>Well from my point of view the Jedi are evil!"

>phonetapping scene
>"Agent XYZ where are the terrorists hiding??, we need a location NOW"
>"I'm listening to eveything perfectly but I can't comunicate it in words, only in eeks!"
>agent is a bat

>"Can you hack this security door?"
>It's unhackable
>"Well you've got 60 seconds!"
>[Pulls Wire And Sparks Fly]
>Okay it's open

>Two characters need to get past some metal bars
>All they've got is a cellphone
>Harness a huge signal to overheat the phone so hard it melts the metal

This show is full of next level retardation that is played completely straight, heres some more
youtube.com/watch?v=buHaKYL9Jhg

>black protagonist
>white person stereotypes them and tries to be cool with them

>interracial couple
>it's always a black dude and a white woman
>people always attack them for race mixing

Seriously though. Can we not have an Asian or a Mexican or a black woman/white man instead? Or would it be implied that the black woman is a slave if a white man dated her?

farting into his bag of sweet cotton

>inb4 white betas start talking about nig superiority

>ballroom dance scene becomes an action sequence
>"Hey there Mona Lisa I'm Da Vinci nice to meet ya" starts playing

...

My theory is that nig women are ugly as fuck and that no one wants to see them on screen, so male nigs are the only acceptable thing to show on screen

Diversity meaning strictly nigs and not asians or mexicans is because the latter can get their shit together by themselves and don't need their hands held at every step

Why not the other way around why must white men be dominant shiiit you fuckers are getting a taste of your own medicine.

Makes sense.

I'm also willing to bet there's some kind of revenge and cuckoldry undertones as this retard implied

>as this retard implied
He's falseflagging

OP here, please don't be racist in my thread, thank you :)

that is how SJW think though

>Character gets hit in the balls
>Crowd reaction shot of people going "OOOOHHHHH"
>A dog covers its eyes

>hacker starts hacking character
>character unplugs computer
>"Phew that was close."

The dark knight rises

>need 10 min to do something
>you've got five
>finish in 4:59

this is infuriating

People always get so perplexed by that Pepe

>it's a doggy dog world out there

>character pumps a double barreled shotgun

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment

I always take this meme for granite

>group of people in an elevator
>someone farts
>everyone looks at the main character with disgust
>it ain't me starts playing

>Villain attacks/traps/etc hero/supporting character/love interest using electricity or some shit like that
>"Blah blah blah SHOCKING"

bit the bait, kys