Webm Thread - Friday edition

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ASPECT
RATIO

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How many of those films have they made? (only saw the first one.)

>I'm attracted to ugly girls because my biology tells my subconscious I'm more likely to breed if I settle for low-tier women
KYS

there's around 12, there's even one where she goes into the future and the zombies look completely different

That shooting part is really pointless

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It's drugged, right? I think that much rubbing would be irritating, especially when she starts rubbing the fur in the wrong direction.

I don't think so, the cat was purring.

ivanka?

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charlotte mckinney

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What is this from?

>"my dick told me: the story of the speaking penis"

i shouldnt have watched it

i am willing to believe that you are not trolling with that titile

visitor q

Ah shit, I remember this. Where the fuck was it from?

Samsara 2011, one of the first webms I ever saw

This needs Arnolds voice over from pumping iron

i wana see her pusy

Thanks, man. That movie was pure kino.

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here you are

mmmmm ho.t

So that's why I used to watch tv during the 90s

Man I love The Master, my favourite film from the the 2010s

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looks like it's made from some fucking youtube clip too

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TEH
BLACK
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Thank you user for keeping making the carter webms

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>that cheap imitation of Die Hard's rooftop scene

Does anyone else just microwave these and eat them with a fork so they stay soft?

The only more Cred Forums webm is this one.

SHE'S NOT UGLY SHE'S JUST PERFECT TAKE IT BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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She looked so hot even in boring science lady clothes and then she pulls this shit and can't stop fapping.

Man, this guy's movies are amazing.

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I need a thread entirely composed of Hannibal webm's pronto.

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>More than I make in a year went into teaching her how to do this

it costs that much to teach someone to dance like Ellen does at the start of her show?

what movie is this

Yes. I was meme arrowing the cost that Miley probably spends on choreography and dance instructors in a year which I would bet is more than I make.

Miley doesn't do dance choreography

for hannibal user

"Is your social worker in that horse...?"

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cheetahs are pretty docile. Can be like big dogs.

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damn jamie lee curtis

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was she trying to put her hands in non-existent pockets?

That might not be a bad idea

your request is my command, but you need to bump it

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>gets shot in the side of the head
>falls backwards
>woman gets sprayed with blood like he was shot over her shoulder

>man shoots person and the person falls down
>cut to close-up
>person falls down again
bit annoying 2bh

>I think that much rubbing would be irritating, especially when she starts rubbing the fur in the wrong direction.
pretty much all animals are wired to enjoy petting and scratching to some degree since it helps get rid of parasites

>yeah, lookin' hot!
>oh wait i need to throw some water up there to fuck my shit up before i leave

My very first webm

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Not too bad, but you have 2 more megs to use if you wanted to make it bigger.

Well I posted 20 some odd hannibal webms in the other thread. unless it bumped, I will let the thread die even if I have dozens of other ones.

dat filename. I lol'ed.

Ive said this before, this is one of my favourite webms, such a glorious scene

underrated webm

ASIAN HOLES BELONG TO WHITE POLES

>poles
>white

listen to this man, famalam
you could also use a program called "webM converter", used to be known as "webm for retards"

it'll help you make them prettay prettay easily

>he fell for the BBC are totally not just prosthetics used in porn and white dicks aren't superior in every way meme

Oh fuck that is hot.

kek where is this from?

Gayniggers from Outer Space

I think you misunderstood the joke, user.

Avouterie (2015)

Yeah, nah, I got it now. Would have helped if he capitalized Poles.

You can clearly see that he died a little

Yeah because she is so naturally talented in every aspect. How old are you?

A kind user shared the whole series with me
Lots of new webms will be made

Looking forward to it.

Steven Spielberg making his first phone call from a car.

In the car with Spielberg, Amy Irving and Nancy Allen.
Brian is Brian de Palma.

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The Collection.

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jesus christ, that frame rate is horrible. Was the show actually like this or is that just a shitty webm?

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That's just the webm. The show had pretty fluid animation.

Cartoons are 12 fps and the webm was slowed down to 9 apparently

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>Ditches the crazy but loving cop lady for the rich daddy's girl just because she tries to clean up his shit

Fucking France.

what happens to her irises?

I give this webm 9.7 out of 10.0

given how this is a sfw board, what did it lose the .3 for? It not actually being Claire Danes?

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No one is perfect user.

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What film is that from?

Fair point.

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The 90s/early 00s were awesome.

>put makeup on
>dump water on head

does her rope/cable survive the explosion?

Everytime

the fuck does that have to do with her not fucking doing dance choreo?!?

>she's a pop star so she must lip sync and do dance moves!!

Damn. I want to stick my dick in that crazy.

same tbvhfamislav

AUTISM
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archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/2352363.webm/

When will they ever learn.

are you the same poster who claimed someone was autistic since they posted a webm 10 times in 2 years?

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I liked so much that bit because he sees that it is a trap, he is climbing and safely getting the fuck out and he goes "HA!", no stupid one liner or fucking marvel™ quip, a simple "HA!" and then they cut the fucking rope and he does that expression of "fuck my life".

everybody cringing so fucking hard

Why the hell did they CGI The Stone like that? I get Vin is meant to look more menacing by being just as big if not bigger but they really messed this scene up.

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that movie was weird

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someone has the shame subway scene?

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>It's like cumming to me. The pump from lifting is better than sex, it's like cumming

I mean she looks like if David Bowie became a tranny but I'd bang her

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TY user

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What the fuck
>Foot
>panty shot
>it's a kid

As said, it the most Cred Forums webm out there.

No user.

Its art.

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STOP

delet

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chadhunt

sauce?

what kino? Even Horizon?

The Falling

Yeah, I'm glad someones webmed it, I was gonna try and grab and do the 'Fuck this ship' sequence for /wsg/ as its one of the best lines in anything

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This is exactly what whores do on street corners to attract clientele.

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I think so. It didn't even react to that bug crawling all over its nose.

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>tfw I hear sirens

It's OK if I don't click on it, right? ;_;

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You didnt even bother to spoiler it this time. You're getting sloppy little Cred Forums friend.

MODS

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Do you have the dog fucking scene from Dead or Alive?

Tom Cruise is such a gaywad.

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>eating that trash

good god user. I'm so sorry.

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I made this one to prove a point how golden era simpsons production quality was shit compared to now. Not defending zombie simpsons, but seasons 5 and 6 particularly had characters who were way off model and wall-eyed. David Silverman directed episodes almost had none of these though.

This is the most unattractive thing I've ever seen.

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Wouldn't that totally fuck your ankle up

What the fuck was his fucking problem?

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not if you kick hard enough

That looks like double barrel fun...

>Carlos.jpg

>oblivion
I always wanted to edit this to put a feels guy in place of the actress.

i honestly think that has been part of her plan for the past few years. to just flaunt herself as an overly sexual nymph to the point that people just grew tired of looking at her and stopped obsessing over her sexuality

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She so oddly hot.

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>no Luke Cage webms
fug

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where did his hand go?

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watched a few eps last night. Most boring piece of shit I have watched in a while.

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sauce?

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Design Generation XXXIII

Do you have the dancing part? Might actually be nice without the sound making it distrubing.

>Only happy part of that movie

also

>only made it though 1 episode of luke cage before saying "rather finish bloodline season 2

they made another season of bloodline? Thought that was only getting 1. Might watch it but s1 didn't really grab me. Miles better than luke cage though.

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Thanks

Yep, Season 2 has not been as good , but Ben Mendelsohn won a Emmy.

but even bad season of bloodline is as you said miles better then Luke Cage.

what is this from?

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Why didn't Spielberg and Lucas make gangster films like all their other friends?

Come and See. Great kino

Yeah the acting was great just thought the plot was weak and the characters did silly/illogicsal things.
what's s2 about if Ben Mendelsohn is dead though?

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who dis

What's this from?

sauce?

box trolls i think

Well gonna be spoilers

first season was basically them making 13 episodes about them killing their brother

season 2 so far just been about the fallout of the three remaining siblings from the events that happened.

danny shows up as a ghost memory haunting his siblings since they know they fucked up when they killed him.

imdb.com/title/tt2400463/

Very good movie, I highly recommend.

>ghost memory haunting his siblings
lol, I dont have high hopes for it. Is it any good? Better than s1?

yup box trolls

I would put Season 1 at 8/10 (Thought it was good if a slow burn.) Season 2 is 5/10 so far. Already 8 hours in so might as well finish it.

Actually ended up watching some Agents of Shield which has been at least comfy.

And what is that webm from. Looks cool.

So what's going on here?

Wow they're all so young

>Doom was 11 years ago.
>Not meaming, released in 2005, filmed in 2004.

>Season 2 is 5/10
That's not promising haha, I'll probably still watch it though when I run out of other kino to watch.

Webm is from Infini, cool scifi/horror premise that turns out entirely average and predictable. This webm from same movie.

How should I configure MPC-HC to playback Mkv files? Anything I can do to make it look better?

yep, Might just watch Longmire instead.

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Lol could a sword really just slice though someone like that?

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Is that Thomas Jane or Christopher Lambert?

(They look the same to me with the quick cuts.)

based Jackie Chan does the same

are you kidding? Humans are squishy as fuck

>webm
>doesn't even go to cut jaw man
Wew

>Thomas Jane or Christopher Lambert
it's based James Purefoy my friend. He does look similar though

>are you kidding?
No I am not. I am asking a question.

shot em right in the belt buckle

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>Purefoy
They really do look alike.

With a big ass claymore sword it would be entirely possible to cleave someone like that, yes.

I will stay up long enough to start the next thread then I headed to bed.

christ, it's almost uncanny

>averagegermannewyear.jpg

Yep, they always confuse me.

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Really should put fake subtitles on this one.

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She will never pass on her DNA to the next generation...

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sauce?

New thread at

Forged heavy steel > flesh and bone.

green wing tv series

test

thanks

I forgot how much this whore played into the downfall of Graham.

the man

who?

>tfw you'll never make a car phonecall
just die in my sleep already

you fucking think it's supposed to be attractive? you retarded?

I love the detail of the logo on the finger

sauce?

sos plis

why bother to webm that when it's practically a still image

she's tied with colleen camp circa clue for women i'd fug if i had a time machine

just let them fucking rest, goddamn lady

I require a webm of Burt, Sex Machine, and Kates korean brother slaying the water monster in the water treatment plant in that last episode of Dusk til Dawn the Series

What movie?

primos 2011

childhood's end

knock knock

no

it would literally be impossible

that book is *ruined* now.