What did Oscar Isaac mean by this?

Wrong one. ;)

>ywn climb her

LONDON

Holy shit i didn't know Poe Dameron was that short.

Pls beat me up I'm a 5'11 manlet

You a manlet or what?

>tfw gf is taller than you
>tfw amazoness fetish
ww@

You can tell she wants to pick him up and fuck him

I feel like my beins would be too small for her

How do I get an amazon gf
Tell me your secrets

Too tall, fuck off. 5'7" is my cut off.

Because teeth whitening is normal now, so we need to move on to teeth irradiating so that they can glow

JUST
B
URSELF

the midget might have a chance

is there anyone who Oscar Isaacn ahsnt fucked yet?

Debicki is superior

Same here user

>mfw 5'10" so I'll never find a tall enough woman to get the feel on OP's gif

Gotta find solace in the fact that my gf is a qt

A challenger appears

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Not even your spelling is safe, apparently.

Jesus christ, thatwas painful

He's not THAT short, he's 5'9".
Christie's just really, really, really tall

Thanks user, there is hope for me yet

Imagine being Oscar in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gwendoline Christie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your lanky body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another britbong in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Oscar and not only stand in that spot while Gwendoline Christie flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable dress barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that embrace. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged xenomorphs for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled forehead as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the interviewer calls for another take, and you know you could climb every single person in this room before the lanklets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Oscar. You're not going to lose your future capeshit career over this. Just bear it. Hide your platform shoes and bear it.

If you don't like it Oscar I'm more than happy to take your place

I think you might have autism or problems reading people's body language, that's a genuine laugh if I have ever seen one

it never gets old

Slightly off-topic but do you think Phasma's "reputation" can be salvaged? It would be nice if in Episode 8 if she was leading fireteams from the front and eradicating Rebel bases or something or even straight up firebombing Kashykk or even killing Chewbacca's family.

You are only 2 inches "taller" than him LOL. You are acting like you are 6'.

I thought he was gay

BEINS?

jelly

jelly

She is a goddess but I would like to see her rekt manlets

>tfw 6'1
>too tall to be at perfect height with her chest
>still short enough to be manlet status while she towers over me in heels

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

manlets fuck

lanklets get cucked

Do women just forget that they're wearing heels or something?

wear RDJ boots

I wish I were a manlet, fuck

>tfw you'll never be a miniman getting dommed by amazonians

It's not fucking fair

You fucking faggot, try having that fetish and being 6'4

There are plenty of women as tall or taller than you

>6'3
>still wears 4 inch high heels
>stands next to the shortest people she can find
>makes sure the camera catches her laughing at them

what did she mean by this.

I didn't know, thought he was 5'4" or something

I feel for you, but it also depends on where you live, average female height over here is 5'3"

Try having a fetish of a girl respecting you when you're 5'5" fucking fag

She'd still be taller, manlet.

I know retard

>waaah waaah waaaaaah
>why r women allowed to wear heels

Grow up, short round!

pretty much all the tall guys who brag on Cred Forums are awkward and or ugly/fat

If he's 5'9 then that would put her at about 6'8 or so

>tfw 6'0
>can date leggy 5'9 qt and still be a bit taller when she has 3-4 inch heels and I have dress shoes

Literally perfect height, wouldn't mind another inch though.

I like you

>tfw 6'1 bordering 6'2
too bad i'm a fucking loser waste of oxygen

>wahhhhhhhh wahhhhhhh wahhhhhhh
>why r men allowed to slap the taste out of my mouth

Shut up ho

She's probably wearing heels. A lot of these sorts of events make them mandatory for women

hes a jew that can appeal to the latin demo

She'd be at most an inch taller than him.

>tfw manlet

>tfw no Brienne gf

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>tfw no giant gf

YOU JUST KNOW

>tfw 5'11 and all my friends are 6'2

>tfw realize I'm basically their height

RRREEEE MANLETS DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY THEY HAVE IT
EVERYONE IS A TALL GF TO THEM

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK SALT

5"5 manlet here, it's tough getting college girls - should I buy elevator shoes or commit suicide?

Do >6ft. girls still have the same issues about blokes being shorter than them that shorter girls have or are they more willing to go out with a man shorter than them due to there not being as much choise in men taller than them? Asking for a friend.

>implying she's not fighting the urge to pounce and raep him

honestly, not too bad being him.

You would look ridiculous in platform shoes. Just go for a fellow midget.

buy elevator shoes, then commit suicide while you're wearing them

hilarity will ensue

>tfw 5'10-5'11 and will never get a gf taller than me
>want to kill everyone who isn't me with sarin gas

a-am I redpilled yet

Do you have a local women's basketball team?
That's where you need to go to fulfill your dreams

iktf even though I'm 5'8.
All you faggots wishing you were shorter are out of your fuckin minds.

>reminder that if you're 6'2+ your'e basically a gay best friend tier for most women.

>tfw no kazakh volleyball gf

imagine that dude started lifting though

I was thinking something along the lines of RDJ-style shoes, I'm Asian so I could probably pull it off

There's no point in suicide if I don't get made fun of for doing it, so good point.

Yes but I'm not: a federal law enforcement officer, enlisted military, or a sportsball-playing college athlete

So I'm basically a non person to tall basketball/volleyball qtp2ts. Also my friend has a qt tall sister who plays volleyball but their dad is a cop and I'm a loser so I'll never be allowed to even talk to her

Would rather just take the redpilled way out and kill everyone who isn't me

he'd break in half like a bread stick.

>5'10''
>not king of manlets

>Manlet detected

6'2 is average

it would take him like 50 years to gain a single pound

wut

Poor peter, he will never not just be some pasguato with a little fame

not thicc enough

>killing everyone because you can't get laid
Calm down Elliot
Just get your shit in order or no-one will shag you anyway.

>lanklets
>gains

Pick one.

he would still be skinny as fuck

5'7" is actually the world average, your view is just biased by your immediate surroundings

yes, if you're a man sized praying mantis you fucking freak.

wut

But Cred Forums and /tvpol/ says its okay when they do it

Also if I was white I wouldn'tt have to "get my shit together", I could just get a mandatory Asian gf off a dating app

>it's a height thread

that guy was always a big bruiser though. There are genetic limitations to what kind of body you can have, and that skinny dude in that gif could NEVER be mountain mode, unless he went hardcore into weightlifting+HGH/steroids

>Tor the mountain
>not blessed with every based viking nordic gene
>not an extreme outlier

Peter is Cuban with gipsy ancestry, he will never be big

all he would have to do is eat a shit ton and lift. being very tall doesn't just make it impossible to gain weight

Still blows my mind this guy was born in 1988. Mid 20s in the picture and he looks a decade older.

Oscar Isaac is a testament to what charisma can do for a man. He's literally a solid 4 and his charisma got him hired to be in good films, and thank God he can actually act, and he could probably fuck any woman on Earth he wanted to. It doesn't even matter that he's a manlet, and he didn't even have nepotism on his side like RDJ, he's just that likable.

Pic related

Fallon isn't a manlet, he's 6'. Kloss is only 2" taller than him, but she's wearing heels there.

>tfw most girls actively avoid putting on any muscle at all

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>tfw no amazon gf to beat me up, use me, call me midget, make me cook and clean for her and lock me in the hall closet while she plays video games

>/fit/ girls
I want to be held by one, just wrap her muscular arms tight around me and tell me everything is gonna be ok

had one last year. literally best 6 months of my life

>tfw her big thick thighs wrapped around my head
>tfw using her big thick ass as a pillow
>tfw feeling her fit sexy back
>tfw she used to stand over me and flex her strong blocky calves

>tfw will L I T E R A L L Y never have this

Why am I suppoosed to be a good person and do the right thing in life if I wasn't even born white to take advantage of all life has to offer

Shy
5'8"
Overweight?

Just be yourself bro

>top tier genetics
>roids so hard he looks like a 50 year old man at 29

She's a big girl.

I got when her when I was an unemployed skinnyfat loser to. She was a bit sheltered though as well and I guess she just got obsessed with working out and fitness because she had nothing else to do. Her whole family were these huge behemoths as well, even her older sister who never worked out was in great shape just naturally I guess. There were all cool though. Thats what sucks as well :(

Not allowed to do that unless I'm white. "being myself" means being angry and using drugs to stop being angry (because again, not white). If I was white, I could be seen as "passionate" and "masculine" instead of "offputting" and "hot-tempered".

rrreeeeeee this pisses me off even more

>If I was Whyte®, I'd have a qt /fit/ gf RIGHT FUCKING NOW who wouldn't care that I'm unemployed or out of shape

Join the Army.

It'll make you loud and in-shape at least.

>that guy was always a big bruiser though

what are you talking about

You can though
When I started dating my current GF she was a pudgy nerd and I was relatively fit

Now I am a balding fat fuck and she looks like a fitness model

All that was required was a bit of encouragement

Stop being not white then you fuck.

you obviously have a complex about this, you'll probably be angry for life without therapy. you got that negro obsession in you, boy?

>All that was required was a bit of encouragement

So you beat her and kept her caged until she got stockholm syndrome and believed she actually loved you. I understand what I must do now.

plis do porn guys

How my not being white precludes being able to get a gf

What ethnicity/phenotype are you both? If you're white then she would have dated you even if you were homeless

I tried, but God doesn't exist otherwise he would have let me reroll so I could come back as hwhyte

Not black, but your doublethink is hilarious.

>haha stupid shitskins so subhuman too bad route not aryan master race like us, I fucked an Asian girl last night just because she heard my dad got me an internship at PWC lmao what about you, subhuman

>haha why are you so angry and have a complex about your race just settle down bro deal with it :^)

Also I like how genocidal ideations are only okay when Cred Forums and MPC harbors them

television & film

No, I just started having flexing contests with her best friend whenever she was around (she was fit) and seduced said best friend's boyfriend (totally closeted) into asking for a foursome

Fit friend asked my girl, she secretly wants to fuck her but was self conscious about her weight so asked to wait until she is fit, in the meantime, fit friend broke up with closeted bf, so it ended up being a sort of threesome (never penetrated fit friend)

>that drop in dateability for 4'11" girls
Fuck, I'll take a short girl any day.

We are both hispanic, she is white skinned and I am "white" but mixed (1/8 black) so my skin is a slight tan

ree

im pretty sure at this point I'm meant to die alone

why not get a GF of your own race
what the fuck race are you anyway?

why are you this obsessed with getting a GF anyway?

>implying I ever said I want a gf that isn't my own race
All I was implying is that whites are literally handed qt asian gfs on a silver platter, while the rest of us have to hug our feather pillows to sleep. I relish having a gf of my own race, if Chad Aryancock could just fuck his own race's women.

>tfw 5'8 with qt 5'2 gf.
don't believe the lanklet lies

AHH MY HASTILY CROPPED PICTURE!

stop being such a whiny faggot, man up.

i wanna licki then sticki

5'7 here. at least I have a good personality

It'd be a whole lot more socially acceptable for me to whine if I was white. Also I hope you're not implying I'm this whiny outside of Cred Forums because I have literally no friends or social media to whine to/on.

Hot.

Dude stop putting yourself down

There is literally 1 chade per 1000 white dudes, I know because I'm best friends with 2 chads

Just stop putting pussy on a pedestal

I can fucking guarantee you I'm a bigger loser than you, even though I'm white, blonde, 6'1, decent looking and not fat.

whining about your current situation in life is for women.

perfect position for a motorboat

All the whites in my city are Chads. I couldn't care less about them if all the other men in my city weren't Ricardos as well (or just have lots of mommy/daddy's money to make up for their shortcomings). Literally, figuratively, quintessentially, all of the whites in my city are Chads because how shitty our local college """Division 1""" football team is; the coaches hope they can make up for shitty plays and shitty training by recruiting Chad Hemsworth, Chad Boemer, Chad Roethlisberger, Chad Manning, Chad Pratt, and Chad Pitt to play 1st string offense. Of course all the d-line are blacks, but they stick to their own wheelhouse.

I don't "put the pussy on a pedestal" either, I literally ignore women so I don't sperg out or show too much disdain to them. When I went to the local watering hole with my dad one of the sluts there asked him if I had a gf because she "kept trying to get me to look at her" but I was too busy drinking and watching the game.

You're not a bigger loser than me, unless you mean in a literal sense where you're a loser and you're physically bigger than me. All those traits would make you a Certified Punani Snatcher in my area code. And again, I don't whine like this IRL because it's just not socially acceptable.

loser in the sense that I'm a failure at every aspect of life.

Okay I'm a failure at every aspect of life, but I'm also ugly/out of shape/average height/"average looks"/shitskinned

so you win and I lose

Meh im 5'9 and decent looking and i dont have trouble getting girls to have sex with me. Im 25 and have slept with 8 difrrent girls so far. None below a 6/10. Its all about personality and confidence.

That being said i cant keep a gf because like i mentioned your personality is key and im a petty and bitter alcoholic so they all end up eventually leaving me.

if it upsets you that much then lift, it won't make you a 10/10 if you're as ugly as you think you are, but it will make you look better

Oh my fucking Jesus, I just fapped, user

>this is what manlets actually believe

I really do attempt to try but then my mental illness gets in the way because I get intimidated by all those chads and girls at the Y while I'm waiting for Hafthor (i.e.: (You)), Chad Hemsworth, Chad Boemer, and Chad Roethlisberger to finish supersetting on the two benchpress benches available in the whole gym

Bro I 100% assure you what you have is a self esteem problem, I wish I could wing for you and show you that pulling chicks is easy as fuck

5'5-5'6 here bb.

how tall is she? looks like nobody in that room is as tall as her

I never said you had to go to the gym, a pair of dumbbells and some home workouts are enough.

It will really help you self esteem too, even if it doesn't seem it at first.

I used to have no problems getting laid and getting gfs but ever since I got fired from my last job and havent been able to find a new one I've been getting angrier and angrier so I know I shouldn't try and make a woman bear with that. It doesn't help that I've been angry ever since I was a child

When people say "just be yourself" they mean "be an idealised version of yourself, trying to exemplify the positive parts of your character"
Do that

>5'7"
>tfw 5'9

Even as a manlet I'm not good enough.

Then you might want to consider therapy, or something therapeutic like lifting

And gtfo of the chans, this place is a catalyst for that shit

>that guy was always a big bruiser though

kek, even a blind man from space can spot the roid use on him

>Then you might want to consider therapy, or something therapeutic like lifting
Everytime I went to a therapist they tried to make me stop drinking/smoking drugs and that's just stupid.

>And gtfo of the chans, this place is a catalyst for that shit
I have no friends

>I used to have no problems getting laid and getting gfs

>tfw 170 but good looking

at least I can date younger girls without anyone freaking out

I'm okay with an Angolan amazon memeball gf!
still can't find a good picture on google, but if you watched handball at rio she was top qt

6'4"

>literally a strip of leather covering her manboobs

was she trying to be hot

Are you that penal colonist iShit mobileposting faggot in the other thread trying to imply that I'm a "Tourist" or some kind of normalfag? I've been on Cred Forums for the past 12 years you stupid smarmy fucking cuck, and I'll keep shitposting for the next 12 hours until you either give the fuck up or admit that you're posting is inferior to mine

git fucking gud you shitter; I might be a loser IRL now but I'll shitpost you back into your daddy's shrivled up grey nutsack

no, i'm the blonde guy from 10 mins ago

If I was able to get at least 3 gfs and get laid outside of those relationships a couple times before I gave myself mental illness, you should be able to do the same by (ostensibly) looking better than me

that's why you piss me off

Not your blog faggot.

>implying sexual dimorphism isn't imminent in the human race

It's pretty hard to do that when you're borderline schizoid and surrounded by ultranormie girls.

>tfw you will never experience death by Snoo Snoo

>tfw to intelligent to be jealous of lanklets

Then unsubscribe and hide the thread, faggot :^)

>borderline
start banging women so hard that you leave bruises

don't wait until it turns into full blown SPD or else you'll never be able to quell your disdain for women like I have

>start banging women so hard that you leave bruises
wanna give me a tutorial

also I think i'm well past the point of no return, unless it's just avolition in which case I'm probably still fucked

How big is your benis? I don't know if they still have them but basically go onto tinder threads on /r9k/ and see how some Chads/"Chads" (catfishers) bait normiesluts into opening their legs for them.

For me I would just take photos of my benis and do a shotgun spray method where I'd send it to as many overtly skanky sluts as possible, and it would work with some of them. Women are visual creatures nowadays, and normieslut women are shallow and superficial creatures. Show off your best physical asset and their imaginations get going (if they have one).

>tl;dr: just show them your large benis or your large pecs/arms/lats+delts and eventually one will agree to fug

I have a 7" dick which is pretty good, though tinder and stuff like that aren't really a thing where I live, since i don't go to college either my realistic social circle with girls is pretty much girls that I can't talk to without enough alcohol to keep me interested

maybe im just a gay.

You might think it isn't but trashy/suburban/rural girls need to get laid, too. Check out badoo and POF in your area and watch all the sluts come out of the woodwork (lots of single mothers too). I wouldn't recommend trying fucking gays and traps until you've fucked women

i'm 6'2'', a good looking girl that's near my height or taller is pretty rare where i am but its my ideal

i'm starting to think the height obsession and manlet name calling is more Cred Forums shit

You're like 3 years late with that epiphany. Cred Forums has been having regular white-manlet group therapy threads while making fun of everyone who's nonwhite and a manlet

It's /fit/ you redditor

Yeah, she definitely wants the Churro

steroids

>tfw she's SEVEN (7) inches taller than me WITHOUT heels

Nah he's a devout new age Christfag

For you

>5'5"

Horseshit, that bitch is 5'2"

Huh, he's still taller than all the people behind him.

Why is Hollywood so short?

It takes a lot more time and effort, and you'll never be "jacked" while natty.

sounds like youre making excuses to me user

also sounds like youre going to the wrong therapists

>that "Ive heard that joke so many times and you filthy manlets lack height and creativity so you all make it, normally Id harshly retort, but we're both in star wars now and on camera and have to act like we're friends but I really hate you" laugh.

>sounds like youre making excuses to me user
Or I'm just being pragmatic? How do you "just make friends" as a 24 year old with no existing friends, no co-workers, and no classmates?

What's your ethnicity, body fitness, height, and how many gfs/sexual partners have you had?

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>navel piercing
FUCKING DROPPED

W H Y
H
Y

THAT LOOK
YOU JUST KNOW

reminder

literally a manlet

the only woman who can compete with my height and still be attractive

we could make amazing babies that would excel in height advantage sports

She looks like a vod damn meme frog here.

Oscar was my husbando until Rami stole my heart

>tfw when 6'5" skinny with a little flab on belly so no abs, no arms.....just ugly to all women every where

I'm 6'5" and I wish I was like 3 inches shorter. Not Marfans but suspected enough to have to take a genetic test. Lanky and its hard to add weight.

>90% of the internet is over 6 foot

Stop trying to trick me into thinking it's okay to be 5'11"

Oscar Isaac is a homosexual

1 post ...short of quads
r.i.p

If your genetics are decent except for your size then work hard to make money and be charming. If not don't pass your genetics onto the next generation.

He's a lot shorter than 5'9"

Just wear something with inch thick soles, like Dr Martens

>to

To intelligent too spell, huh manlet?

(You) :^)

He looks a bislut.

he has genetically large bones

lanklets are tall people with small bones and no amount of steroids in the world can make them look like this guy

fellow 5'5 here, don't worry, you'll get through it

>this genre isn't more popular

only shotacons watch that crap

post some examples so I can sample the genre

Is it so wrong to wish I was molested by a beautiful mature woman when I was a child

What did Oscar Isaac mean by this?

Can you pick how many Lumen you want your teeth to irradiate?

>iwn cum inside of her

Just take an elevator.

no

Let me ask my amazon

Man Harry just did not care about this movie

fuggg

why do they always like doing it under the table?

>shitposted and listened to dadrock while I was a teenager
>never lifted weights so I could fuck some shotacon MILFs

I'm a 24 year old with a babyface who can probably get some milves before I start looking old but it's just not the fucking same and it makes me want to ree

That's Sylvia Kristel, right?
So many buckets, dude....

Its never gonna stop being funny

BEANED

HotHOT

5'7 user here and its not much better
>tfw 32 now and still a virgin

oh fuck
>I want her to choke me with her long legs

faggot manlet janny deleted my post
when will they learn ..

FUCKING STEP ON MY BALLS ALREADY

why are all the women who dont like short guys so ugly?

manlets on damage control

You do realise that Isla Fisher is Jewish too right?

Holy kek.

I love this.

>ywn ficki the Debricki.
>ywn Cheeki her Breeki until Iv Damke
>ywn rub her cheaki with your dicki until it explodes all over her teethi

Holy shit, you can see he's standing on a box

i want a giant gf right NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW