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JUST

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SOMEBODY STOP ME

He'll leave your genitals Sssssmokin'

most celebrities are jerks

Why should any of that information be public? Even celebrities should have some privacy left.

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>Herpes 1 & 2 and Gonorrhea

That's what happens when you hook up with Jenny McCarthy

why are you obsessed with this? you make multiple threads day about it.

Hi Jim! How's the herpes treating ya?
Faggot

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is that why her son is autistic?

>have you thought about my cock today

ALPHA
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SMMMMOOOOOOOKKIIIIINNNNNNNN

Alrighty then

>it's a truman gives a young slut gonorrhea episode

am I doing this meme right?

What scene is it in the Truman show where he gets two types of herpes and gonorrhea?

The "Truman goes on a """business trip""" to Thailand" episode

>It's a Truman shows his lack of willpower and gives into his sexual appetites by fucking a crusty 45 year old nigger prostitute in an alley behind a Burger King episode

So does that mean this is really a scientology astroturf thread?

We should probably discuss Xenu then. If only to shit on those weird little niggers.

>it's a Truman finally escapes the dome but he forgets to vaccinate his dick and gets gonorrhea fucking shits all over his big guy

Mang, it's going to hit me pretty hard on my childhood, when he offs himself.

>have you thought about my cock today

so what did she say?

>Purple panties with fringes and bows

Everyone knows she wore plain white.

>lol no

>Jim carrey murdered a scientologist with his dick

and nothing of value was lost

>have you thought about my crabs today

fix'd

EVERYTIME

>playing the shitty unmoded low-res console version

>Herpes 1, Herpes 2 and Gonorrhea

TRIPLE MENACE, WHAT A PRO, HE ONLY FORGOT AIDS.

>the most dangerous lead

>Jim Carrey
>Anti-gun Anti-vaxx advocate
>Embarrassing texts and STI transferal service
>"Morning after pill plz!"

>Mel Gibson
>Moderate, shit talks cheating wife, friends with Lesbiankino
>Pulls the ol' "Is my cock bigger than your dad's?" and scores two women
>Has 9 children

Is there anything Based Mel can't do?

Oh boy, he is still funny.
This isnt JUST at all you faggot

...hoc?

the difference is carrey didn't go around screaming kike

while mel got his house lit on fire and kept doing embarrassing shit

Jim literally killed a bitch with his dick and will still come out better than Mel. And he seems as crazy as ever with his anti vax, anti everything nutjob mystique.

you know what he hasn't done though? taken a swing at his bosses. so whose the real crazy here?

>literally killed a bitch with his dick
what

at first i was confused because i thought the censored text was supposed to be cunt

maybe that was it and he just asked if she thinks about his mother