What's the best Corey Feldman performance? I'd say Stand by Me

Jesus. It's not even funny, it just makes me feel bad. COMPLETELY disconnected from reality.

...i'll admit I lost it when they showed the album cover, though

ASCENTION

MILLENIUM

>We try to help them make their realities their dreams
He's admitting he takes people in good situations and reduced them to nothing so that they can only dream of bettering themselves

WEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEE

...

OH SHIT

IS THAT DOC ICE?

>Snoop Dogg

>we talked about singing
>we talked about relationships
>we would talk about like what it was like to be raised in the spotlight
>also my dad was abusive and I watched my friend get sodomized

Did Cory ever talk to MJ about his dance moves? Or dis Cory just "Go 4 it" ??

youtube.com/watch?v=LDeKfxQ-1nU

That's pretty good actually

The dancing was awful but I liked the music.

>I liked the music
Arigato

…but jesus christ what dude swing died in 2001

Look, if it weren't for shit taste I'd have no taste whatsoever.

Does he have nothing to lose?

What is he going 4 ? What is it?

>Does he have nothing to lose?
It's exactly that. Tell me you wouldn't do the same in his shoes.

How tall is this midget? Like 4'5?

The Burbs.

I wouldn't do the same in his shoes.

I fucking wouldn't either. Does have no dignity? He's probably squandering what little money he has. Can't he just fuck escorts or something instead of making himself a laughing stock.

Imagine what it's like to have no self-awareness and entering a room full of people and everyone is whispering and mocking you. It's probably like that for him all the time.

Why didn't he put his head down, try commit himself more to the acting without all the failed attempts at crossing over to music he might be getting good roles now for big money

"overdosing on ecstasy" dance.

>Enter serious rehab and weekly therapy sessions
>could maybe consider more film roles cameos etc
>maybe even a tech startup like ashton or alba using my star power
>go 4 it instead
>NEON ENERGY
>Pay any hooker that is over a 6 a live in wage
>mortgage sean astins mansion for MJs thriller costume and 3 gloves worn by MJ
>the gloves don't fit unfortunately but you wear them anyway
>go on live tv without consulting anyone other than the live in hookers you are paying off
>snoop did coke at one of your parties 7 years ago
>call him out on this recently to get snoop to drop a verse for "Go 4 it"
>suddenly meme magic
>Cory is on top once again killing it just like his mentor Michael Jackson

You're right he is a genius of the highest caliber

When will he realise that he's not Michael Jackson?

What's this hairstyle called?

The Carla Gugino

It's called "I hated my father"

The Surrounded by Yes Men

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

> surrounded by gorgeous whores
> living solidly inside your delusions

that seems pretty appealing to me somehow

>Barber: So what can I do for you today?
>Corey: I'm looking 4 a hairstyle that says "Y WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME?!?!?"
>Barber: Say no more, I know just the thing
>Corey: Go 4 it

It's why he's the only one who thinks those whores are "gorgeous"

I actually like Courtney though, she males me want to date a taller woman although she is probably my height

Does it? He seems really depressed

>surrounded by gorgeous whores
really?

Kek

top kek

From the thumbnail I thought the bitch on the right was Diane Kruger.

splipity splipicky is splindid

Corey surely has to have topped Brendan as the most JUST?

>> living solidly inside your delusions
living solidly inside your delusions in Holywood Hills, Los Angeles that is

The JUST

Sort of. He was never a big actor as an adult and he was even JUST back in the early 90s when he was trying to sing and dance so his downfall was off a smaller cliff.
youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

Well he can always get a career as a wack-packer.

Is Howard Stern doing a bit or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=TJywJHyJ68I

Lol

snoop's got an eye for color composition I gotta say

I will never be able to watch Stand by Me again, what the fuck

>did the microphone popped out?
>yeah
>well it would have been better had it been left out

What's UP with Corey's hair?

rate Corey's angels

8, 5, 4

Is Corey even a good actor?

wait they were actually friends

WE GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE

why do the mods allow these threads? it has literally nothing to do with Cred Forums. this is Cred Forums shit.

user there is nothing and then you die.

if you can sit around and do hookers and coke all day go4it.

Corey Feldman is an actor.

Samefag. Forcing memes.
Paid shill thread.

>*dabs*

What did he mean by this?

Not bad for a creepy poop fetishist

>Paid shill
It's more likely that you're a shill, trying to get people to stop laughing at the complete failure that he is. Fuck off.