ITT we explain film plots badly

I think you mean incorrectly, not badly

the Witch

A policeman fucks a robot, but maybe he's a robot too

Swamp man leaves swamp to defeat midget

Correct.

Blade Runner.

A white man in a rubber suit defends a city from evil

A disgruntled, green ogre gets his swamp polluted of fairy tales and goes on an adventure to find the man responsible for this inconvenience and despite his lonely lifestyle, he meets new friends and even falls in love with a princess whom he saves and she turns into an ogre as well while the lord gets eaten by a dragon.

Extra hard mode:
>tfw smart but terrified

A self sustaining man is evicted from his home by the government in order to house political refugees.

this is a foreign film right?

Malcontent royalty crosses an ocean to find a strong independent woman to be his bride

No.

Batman

Southside With You.

It's the story of an ogre named Shrek who has to rescue a princess in a fairytale world so he can get his swamp back.

Yep

Battleship Potemkin

Shrek

Correct.

A woman turns to a bad chef to help find an even worse tailor.

Shrek?

It is not Shrek.

Shrek 2 then

story of an android that shoot criminals dicks off

A corrupt woman uses Third world immigrant terrorism as an excuse to secure political power.

She also tries to have her main antagonist assassinated.

Independence Day

Dracula: Love at first Bite

birthdays are snatched

Try again

Oliver Stone's JFK

Poke her hontas

Robocock 69: The Circumcrisis

>WASPs and Irish unite to defeat the Italian Invasion

wasn't it Protestans vs. Catholics though? so it should be:

>WASPs and Germans unite to defeat the Catholic Invasion

ya italian immigration to NYC was not an issue yet, it was the irish catholic scum

A wealthy white man beats up an immigrant

A team of international terrorists, murderers and criminals try to avoid authorities in several nations.

some chick starts having some issues after her doppelganger dies

Migrants start invading and the solution is building a wall.

Fast 5

That's exactly it though.

Batman

Cleptocracy

World War Z

Shrek

Mulan

Pacific Rim?

Incorrect. It actually IS Shrek.

Team America

>Trump is the Jäger program

cmon guys im actually disappointed now

this is entry level arthouse and a really obvious and oversimplistic explanation..

Shrek the Third

I Know Who Lohan'd Me

correct

>send robot to kill humans
>ends up saving a bunch of humans
>from humans