Jim Carrey
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>Have you thought about my cock today?
Jim channelling his inner Lorne Armstrong
I was just watching some inspirational videos about him the other day.
Kinda weird to come across this today.
rogers?
Just seems like a literal cuck trying to take advantage of the death of a girl who cucked him for money.
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NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
he's been a creepy fuck in my eyes ever since this "satirical" video he made
>gave her type 1 and 2 herpes and gonnorhea
Jesus Jim strap your shit
put him in prison for murder
fucking jew
No, that's just kind sleazy. Although she was probably a fuckng nightmare, so he did nothing wrong.
Shit, I forgot about this. I changed my mind, he's sleazy.
>Jim Carrey
>jew
wat?
You have autism
>he uses ishit
fucking lmao
no I don't I realize it is actually supposed to be funny it's just that he doesn't pull it off at all and it comes off as creepy as fuck
Apparently, neither of them know the difference between your and you're.
Has his buffoonery finally been sanctioned?
Why dont people understand that most of these big comedians/comic actors of some sort of fucked up? It seems you have to be to behave like Carrey did in most of his movies. That's not a normal human being. He's brilliant but psychotic.
god you're sad
Someone post the texts. I don't want to click this link and be cucked.
there u go senpai
>My name is Cuban Pete
>I gave a girl 3 STDs
>She didn't want them
>But now she's got them
>And now she's dead
>AY-YIIIII
sssssssssssssmokin'
Is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?
>Get tested for C-L-A-P. Why?
>BECAUSE YOU GOT IT
>My genitals are SSSSSSSSSMOKIN!
Chick chick chicky boom
Another one recruited to the JUSTice League.
who all is in it now?
AND IN CASE I DON'T SEE YOU
He is being sued by a Scientologist so expect all sorts of crazy personal shit to become public. This is one of the tactics they use.
>>truman gives girls stds then drinks his own piss
>at the funeral
>the crowd silences as Jim takes the stage to say a eulogy
>He takes the podium
>turns around
>bends over
>grips each ass cheek and makes his ass talk
>"Cats father ASSked me to day a few words today. BUTT I couldn't bring myself to speak at first. A HOLE lot of people have ASSked me what I thought of Cat. In HIND sight I guess I could have been more supportive, but hey...life can get SHITTY."
>farts
>"LAHOO-ZAHER!"
>picks up her corpse and does vid related
wtf? who talks like this
fucking hell
People discussing STD-giving and break-ups over text messages while trying to show a calm facade.
>Have you thought about my cock today?
EL JUSTO EL JUSTO
jesus christ
why does everyone feel the need to grow a beard? such a cliche at this point
is this another instance of the trump curse?
People follow trends, nothing new. Are these people aware of how played out it is? I don't know and I don't care.
>get young girlfriend
>give her smorgasbord of STDs
>she an heroes
I love it when problems solve themselves
I think bro means text wise, with all perfect punctuations and shit. Even trying to be professional it seems really weird.
>HV1 and HV2
NOPE! Ignore these, totally fake.
Jim, sup.
Boy, you gotta Carrey that weight
Carrey that weight a long time
How old are you?
>“What a terrible shame,” Carrey wrote in a statement. “It would be easy for me to get in a back room with this man’s lawyer and make this go away, but there are some moments in life when you have to stand up and defend your honour against the evil in this world.
Lol ok Jim
>maybe I shouldn't have fucked all those tranny hookers
How many friends do you actually have on social media bro?
So you're underage then, it makes sense. Adults text in proper English.
No, what I mean is one is oral and one is genital. Getting either one in either of the two places, will prevent you from getting the other one in either of those places. If that makes sense.
Maybe asshole got CARREY'd
Thats another place
>nobodies posted his spaghetti emma stone video
For shame Cred Forums
Who'd he get them from? Also can you have two types of HSV? I thought it was either one or the other.
Alrighty then
>Who'd he get them from?
Jon Bon Jovi
Fuck, bruv
I imagine Hollywood is basically just one big fuck fest
>Have you thought about my cock today?
Our guy?
>In a December 2012 exchange, White is talking about the couple’s deceased parents and the candles she’s burning for them on Christmas, and Carrey allegedly interrupts the conversation with the question, “Have you thought about my c**k today?”
WHAT
A
FUCKING
MAD
MAN
based jim
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fucking retard
That's really sad
have you thought about my delicious butthole today?
Damn, it will be hard to enjoy his movies now after learning this shit.
>2 types of herpes
SOMEBODY STOP ME
What's different?
you can get both in both places, it's just that most STI testing places don't have the equipment that can tell the difference. The gold standard is University of Washington in terms of herpes tests.
He's a piece of shit.
Holy shit guys dont infect grills with gonnorhea, the symptoms are fuckign excruciating and obvious as fuck for guys.
Women on the other hand spread that shit like wildfire because symptoms are incognito for them.
>have you thought about my cock today?
alpha as fuck
Haven't they suffered enough?
not sure if proud
J U S T
best post i've seen this week
she looks like a fucking pyscho. I dont blame him for killing her.
be proud, i got a test last year that they sent to U-Dub, all clear....even if I'm a Duck
>Have you thought about my cock today?
Gallows humor. Do shit like that all the time after touching on heavy subjects.
Underrated post
kek
>it's a Truman gets drunk and decides to text his ex episode
Looks like we have a pretty grim story arc coming up
Why does JC have a pet rooster? It's an odd pet to have, does he live on a farm?
literally every comedian is like this
>Breaking news: Millionaire male dating much younger attractive woman primarily for sex
Well...that's a shocking and unheralded turn of events.
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>Cathriona White's husband, who's suing Carrey for her wrongful death, claims the disturbing texts were sent between the couple.
What? She was Carrey's girlfriend while she was married?
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE
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>tfw you'll never make a children's book / album with Paul Masvidal of Cynic
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Why even live?
this is the greatest thing i've read all week
He'll be fine
If you aren't a child or mentally ill, you use punctuation and proper grammar in your texts. That is normal.
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women are just attracted to pieces of shit. everyone knows. its not a big deal.
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"Mr. Penis wants to meet Ms. Vagina"
i used to like jim carey but ever since 200x he feels really weird and strange.
Glad he's getting sued for his fucked up shit
Nightmare fuel
kek
This is why I still come here.
>censoring cock
That just makes me read it as cunt.
>have you thought about my cock today?
What an idiot lel, never liked him desu
thank you so much for the kek
>In a December 2012 exchange, White is talking about the couple’s deceased parents and the candles she’s burning for them on Christmas, and Carrey allegedly interrupts the conversation with the question, “Have you thought about my c**k today?”
was she cheating on her husband with carrey?
>herpes type 1 and 2
>gonorrhea
Good lord Jimmy boy
Well let's face it, you can't perform a character like Ace Ventura without having some stds.
oh i wonder where he got that
do you think her son turned out retarded because of her stds?
>fire marshal bill demostrates the dangers of unsafe sex
LEMME SHOW YA SUMTIN
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I have a mole!?
squirtle
>hero in a half shell.jpg
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I wonder if he got to hit fly girl era JLO.
kek
someone explain this joke
Yes you do, you spend your days obsessing over trends.
There's nothing to explain, it's the samefaggings of a pathetic cuck
Don't worry, she took the noble way out
>1 in 6 people in the us have herpes
hooooly shit i did not fucking know this, god damn, its literally like playing russian roulette. and its for life, thats kinda terrifying.
Kekd
Worldwide it's a lot more.
The vast majority of humans have herpes, but most of them have the 'normal' one and not the STD.
just did some reading, it doesnt sound like its that bad but i hate the idea of having to deal with an extra medical issue for my entire fucking life.
My gf asked why I was laughing and I tried to explain this joke. All she got from it was that I was gay. Sometimes I just want to slap her damn.
Jim "No Jimmy Hat" Carrey
Jim "Herpes 1, 2, Gonorrhea Carrier" Carrey
Jim "guess how many diseases I carry" Carrey
Gotta put that bitch in place
Slap her again for me
She'll probably get turned on and fuck you like never before
>last tweet before dying has a typo
>not Jim "guess how many diseases I" Carrey
you fuckedu p
>tfw Carrey ruined his fucking brain with cocaine
Happens to a lot of the comedians from that age, the ones that survive anyway. Robin Williams did the same thing, take coke to long you stop producing serotonin and turn into a miserable fucking shell of a human being.
I don't understand how people don't get that most decent actors or comedians are a bit crazy, you have to be, it's what makes you good.
>I am grateful for you being good to me financially
> not a whore
I fucked you because you had money but I'm not a whore - female logic
cocaine is a hell of a drug
It's the same girl in this picture.
You suck at this.
lol chappelles show right?
you're an idiot. using capital letters takes extra effort. only idiots expend effort on pointless things.
in his defence, two different types of herpes should still only count as one STD.
ive only seen the version of this where they shoop carrey's head onto her body
Jim " I swear I don't have any stds I" Carrey
> in his defense two different types of herpes should only count as one std
Lol okay Jim.
Also people should watch his comedians in cars getting coffee episode, you can really tell just how fucked his brain is from the coke burn out.
Yea he was well out of his comfort zone, same as kramer.
Just give her 3 STDs
Fucking hell this thread's still alive?
U wot? NOT using capital letters in a text takes extra effort. Don't all phones automatically capitalise letters after punctuation these days, unless you go out of your way to turn it off?
ninja turtle?
Probably some reject on his computer that thinks holding shift occasionally is hard.
Like arguing about this?
do you guys get off on imagining his wrinkled, dieased, viagra-injected old dick stuffing that pretty younger girl with no condom? probably hitting it from behind and making her do anal? ejaculating all over and inside her?
fuck off "Arthur King"
>it's a Truman gives his depressed, suicidal gf illicitly obtained painkillers, STDs, and sends a coverup text after he knows she's killed herself episode
>is a gun control nut
>films Kickass 2 obviously knowing how violent the plot will be
>that shooting happens
>goes on a bitchfest in the media about guns and violence
his hypocrisy knows no bounds. Fuck the mask....the Dog Mask was funnier too
>“We have located nearly every text message, picture and email between them over the last four years by conducting a forensic examination of electronic media,” said Avenatti.
They make it sound like they're CSI doing some hacking when in reality they just convinced the family to let them look through her phone.
Explaining a greentext to a girl will go over their head. Women don't into humour.
>You've been good to me financially. Than you.
I would put that greentext in my CV
trips of truth
I hope this faggot kills himself. His anti-gun cuckery, plus his promotion of the charlatan piece of shit "Eckhart Tolle," put him squarely in the crosshairs of a vengeful Kek.
Nice
>get young girlfriend
>30
>"young"
>mfw
He always look like he's doing some sort of comedy schtick to me.
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That's because he always mugs for the camera.
If a Jim Carrey sex tape ever came out it'd almost certainly have him fucking the girl doggy style while doing typical Jim Carrey grimaces behind her back.
>puts his cock up her ass
>"LLLLLLLLIKE A GLOVE"
It's not evenly distributed though. Gays and googles are way more likely to have STD's than straight whites and Asians. It's just like crime rates.
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What did he mean by this?
I wasn't ready to laugh this much today
Jim Carrey is an obvious suicide waiting to happen imho
AHAAAHAHAHAHHA
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with him
seems like a rich robot..
Isn't the obvious explanation that he sent that the next day, or even a couple of days later, with them having met up and talked on the phone instead of texting in-between?
Henry Cavill
Brendan Fraser
Jenna Fischer
Johnny Depp
I wish I had his confidence
you don't need confidence, you just need to NOT think of the possible consequences of your acitons
Like your girlfriend killing herself?
>Its a Jim gives his girlfriend 3 STDs episode
That's a nice casket. Is it yellow pine? Or maybe ash?
why that nigga got a nigga colored brain on his back?
>finally got the boring, depressing dead family shit part of the conversation out of the way
>I wonder if she wants to fuck the pain away?
You're a faggot redditor and should kill yourself.