Happy Birthday, user! What movie should we watch tonight?

>"""""girl"""""

>watching movies

Fucking casuals, I swear.

that's not a movie.

thanks froggo :3

>he doesn't edit together clips from katie ledecky interviews until they form an overall narrative with character arch and themes
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i can't be the only one who does this

I don't get the Katie Ledecky meme.

pls stop

pls

there is no katie ledecky meme you idiot

shes not a meme!
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Y

There is, though. There was a period when every thread on Cred Forums had like 5 Katie Ledecky posts. It's weird. And even now Katie Ledecky posters pop up like we're seeing now. But... why?

it's the same guy

>Katie Ledecky posters
>posters (plural)

is she berating you on that narrative and calling you a worthless piece of shit?

it's the only way I'd watch it

It's like CP posters. They only show up in waifu threads, and post repulsive images to try to get you people to fuck off to /cel/ where you belong.

I don't know how anyone could handle posting something so ugly all the time, but my hat goes off to them.

I would watch that

Your constant posting of this single waifu is the most shameful thing imaginable. You're spitting in the face of waifuism and the spirit that has granted so many young men on this website solace over the years. All to suit your ego and because it tickles you. People like you will never come into the light with the rest of us and that's the saddest thing of all. You're ignorant and you like it that way.

Uh? I only watch films you stupid bitch.

GTFO my room and never talk to me or my mom ever again.

pls don't call her ugly ;_;

why not just say nice thigns instead??

>Your constant posting of this single waifu is the most shameful thing imaginable.
no it isnt! I can imagine much worse!

It's the law of the West. I'll stop calling ugly things ugly when you stop posting ugly things, you uggo.

why woudl she say mean things?

ur moms sex tape LMAO

Moar of her?

>Your constant posting of this single waifu is the most shameful thing imaginable.

>he thinks it's not a more shameful thing to have more than one waifu

How do you even sleep at night?

can you at least add a nice thing to the mean thing?

you know, for balance??

>this thing is 19 years old

justus christ...

>this thing is 19 years old
that is correct! however, pls dont refer to her as 'thing', its kinda rude

I think you need to post the rules.

Dracula 3000

Rules:
1. be nice!

imagine if this thing was your waifu

>tfw i'm prettier than this thing and im a 6'3, 254 pound neet

imagine this thing being that last """female""" on earth and having to procreate with it

>imagine this thing being that last """female""" on earth and having to procreate with it

im on nofap pls dont say those things

>im on nofap
With a waifu like that, I can see why you can't fap.

uhhhh ur not suppose to fap to yourwaifu anyways thats impure

So fucking disgusting.

Why haven't you dropped this disgusting thing yet?

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dropped?

you can't drop a waifu, everyone knows that

The point of waifuism is to allow the waifus of others "room to breathe" for "the love of individuals to coalesce into something greater." It's all spelled out in detail in the scripture.

huh?
that doesn't make any sense, i think you're just trying to confuse me

No need. You're clearly already very confused. It's not a waifu when the object of your desire is a guy.

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shes a girl tho

No, fuck you, and fuck your trannie acceptance bullshitp. He is a guy.

We aren't watching a movie, you are just eating birthday cake off my dick while I watch a black bull rail you from behind.

she was born a girl tho with girl parts

Gross, white women

Who says you have to?
The universe/higher power would understand if you killed yourself instead of having to inseminate """"""""""her""""""""""

Damn, that body is perfect for a ChloMo fridge shoop.

guys pls stop bullying

im going to go to bed now and you have to promise to NOT BULLY while im gone ok??

As long as you stay gone, we'll leave him alone.

Sleep tight boo.

funny that this thing has a better body than chloe
kek

Either TDKR or replying to shit threads on Cred Forums

Guess which one I just did