/bb/ Big Brother OTT

>Shitty convos edition

Previously on /bb/: →

HoH (Head of Household): Monte
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD

Safety Ceremony: TBD

Most Likely Going Home: TBD

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First for you are a huge faggot for not using a birthday hat applicable pic you twat

shit OP image

>showfags dont notice scott

Is daddy going to fist me?

I had a thread prepped with a good picture for the hat. Way to go

>scott is wearing the hat
thats so subtle

use this next thread

>not using the patrician choice from last bread

morgan aligning with shelby

hell fucking yes

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See

>tfw we get what Fatal 5 was supposed to be

top waifus creating the ultimate waifu alliance

>using the birthday hat on Scott

Wasted

I could cover those cheeks with my sperm

Meh I guess that's fine

Can the spermfag fuck off already?

do you really wanna split threads for a fucking hat

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I miss last night's crew, was way comfier desu

desu senpai i was scared earlier when monte was thinking of nominating shelbyfu

YES

YAASS DADDY YAASS

>muh dick: the alliance
ignore inferior sister

Shelby is going to back stab her

jason is so fucking annoying he always dominates every conversation that hes in

never cared

SHRIMPMAN TALKING GAME

sassy black woman asking about race

F2

shrimp stealing all scotts cigs

based Shrimpman not even knowing what OTT stands for.

>Shrimpman asked Scott what OTT means

I love this dude

reminder that Shrimpman will have Enzo-tier social game and make it all the way to F4 with Shelby, Shane, and Scott.

This is karma for losing Devin so early on.

Its weird going from smoking weed every day to just stop

IF YOU GUN FOR SHRIMPMAN ITS FUCKING WAR SON

DAS WASSUP

did he say he smoked weed everyday? i missed last nights drug convo

BASED SHRIMPMAN

is the 4 cam view transferring more data than a single cam?

Shrimpman going to cuck Shane with Dani soon

>WANNA SMELL SOMETHIN' ELSE ON MY LIP

it's the same

Shrimpman is obviously weed

LOL JASON MISTE MONTE

what did monte say?

Is it? On my firetv it comes up as 5.1 audio on passthru where the others are 2.1, when I walk around room the cams are def linked to each speaker

ok

might be different on that and pc

I'm so confused

good alliances
>alex and whitney
>morgan and shelby
>shrimpman and scott
>shane and monte

same

>Monte putting Shelby up as pawn
pls no

He didn't

Monte wants to put up Jason and Shelby atm

I'm a girl

fuck these 2 fags are going to put up shelby

>shane/monte
>good

me too :)

me2

Do you like loads on your face and loads of laundry?

looks like monte got sassy black woman support

she might become part of his alliance

Wasn't he talking about crazy dreams? When you smoke a lot of weed and then go cold turkey one of the things that happens is you get crazy fucking dreams. Same thing happened to Zach in BB16.

....something tells me that Shrimpman smokes a lot of weed.

>Monte wants to take out Jason this week
>Shane and him are trying to think of who to put up as a pawn next to him
>leaning towards shelby

shane is desperate to get a girl out

I wish the loadsonyourfacefag would fuck off

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If Shane only knew the idiocy Monte spilled to everybody.

Shane needs to fuck off already. He's gonna get Shelbutt evicted

>patriciantaste.jpg

they need to because the guys are already outnumbered

it sounds more like krispy

he said they might vote out shelby because its easy

>Alex revealing to Shelby how Monte must have a 4 group with Shane, scott, and cornbread
>Alex, the white, wants to get rid of Dani/Neeley because they're black

shane is way too fucking cocky

lol gotta admit that monte made it very obvious

shane is a boring christian bmc

Someone cap Morgan feet five minutes ago.

well really sounds like shelby is gonna be on the block with jason

I'll legit cry if ShelShel gets voted out first

Is Shelby BTFO Kreme right now?

why do guys like feet so much?

#thishouseisoursforthetaking

this may be the only way we get cornbread to go home.

the plastics may turn against the bros to save their cady.

lol Alex and Shelby shitty on krispy kreme

wasnt she talking about danielle?

K, if Alex wears her glasses all the time I might actually consider her waifu material.

This is what Americas vote is for bros!
if she gets evicted fucking dropped

He didn't specifically say he /swed/, but anyone who has done meth in the danger zone and freebases PCP and isn't a subsequent born-again straightedgefag has a pretty fucking high probability of being a daily toker.

Don't nominate the Shelby

i reject this plastics moniker, literally zero plastic and none of them are showmancing or trying to be something they arent

it doesnt even work

Those cum shields are acceptable. Would use.

Shelby more like lel-by

shit maybe they were, the shitty stories fit kreme

its a fun mean girls reference stop being an autist.

A girl is winning this season and it's going to be a plastic

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I wish the cumshieldsfag would fuck off already

CHIPMUNK SAVED OUR GIRL

They b scheming first week.
Week 3 they be catty
Week 6 they be dykefest

FLAVOR COUNTRY

>shelby shitting on krispy
god im so happy that shes not connected with her, i was worried

you are stereotyping the attractive girls

you arent referring to kryssie, neely and danielle as plastic and they are girls

Semen is love. Deal with it

Wait really? What happened?

shelby has the foulest mouth since bridgette

i love it

>Semen is love
You sure you're straight m8?

Bitchy Alex is kind of getting muh dikk hard

thats because kryssie, neely and danielle aren't in a cute all girl alliance, being infiltrated by another attractive girl. This is a situation that resembles a certain teen comedy hit film.

Shelby brings out the best in the Sisters.

Has anyone ever brought cigars?

Shelbys talking fuckbois (!)

whitney convinced monte that shelby is voting for jason, we back to putting krispy being on on the block

comfy

I show a girl I like her by giving her a gift my body made. On her face.

LOL KINO TOE ANT

Natalie is so hot

Here you go Shelbyfags...

>Alex shitting on Scott

REEEEEEEEE

Krispy is fucking talking about Dumb and Dumber 2 AGAIN

kill me

how did she not feel that ant?

>bugs crawling on her feet

nice.

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>shrimpman sighting

DRINK

shelby misting the shit out of the sisters

I just can't see how people think this face is attractive.
I mean the ass is fat, but that's about it.

Anyone else here back yard crew?

shelby is obsessed with the show being canceled

did the DR plant the seeds?

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lol they shitting on krispy

catty girls time means bedtime

She thinks that they're desperate because they're doing an online season

checked, and yes

I think you're gay

Alex is pretty screencap-genic 2bh

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even a flamer like jason would say shes hot

Glad I'm not the only one drinking in here tonight.

I'm doing rye whiskey, what you sippin cap'n?

alex morgan whitney shane and monte is another alliance

the true alliance

so much game talk

OTT >>> BB18

alex is sinister

i like it

monte is fucked dude.

he's devining himself.

kek that reaction image

I'll need to go back and scoop some good ones from Day 1 when they all looked sexy as hell

Cum

Why does Krispy always look like a fucking monster after midnight?

who /depressed/ here? /bbgott/ suicide pact when

>shane: should i plant a seed

what a cast, this season sounds pretty good

who /OTTjamboree/ here?

cant even do this properly..

Cutfag, is that you?

I'm drunk enough to listen and thread is slower than dicks so I'll bite, what's your story user?

the girls want to take out danielle when they win hoh

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shelby shrampman and scott are aight

>WAKE ME UP

shave your legs

Whoa

As a newfag, context me - when was this?

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the face of a dictator

you don't want to know. It was dark times

told you alex was our girl

Why is she so smug /bb/?

god two ears full of gametalk

J U S T

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>yfw all this would be in highlights in the first episode of the season

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how it feels to chew 5 gum

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this is just day 3

oh shit alex is going for it

wuz it voodoo?

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You got me you fucker

I want to see her orgasm

some say cutfag never existed...

How did Nicole get in the house?

I think I have the same brain malfunction as Shelby; when I get kind of anxious in social situations, people say I pull weird faces. She is going to be fucking mortified when she sees these kek

screencap guy, get a pic of shelby and morgan talking to each other

left to right angle

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>implying Morgan isn't way more attractive

how fucking dare you?

slither'd her way in

cutfag is doing an ama on reddit right now

>tfw no feeds are back, x won fun allowed

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am I the only one that still misses Meech?

see and

spring semester i got put on academic probation and now im forced to sit out a calander year. so my parents told me i had to come home and apply to jobs/other schools. thing is they moved once i started uni so i really have no friends here. all the unis i applied to for the fall semester declined me, i got a trash tier job and that grind is killing me. i met a girl over the summer who was a family friend we hung out pretty much the whole summer but she goes to college out of state and has straight up ignored me since her semester started, all the while i thought we were pretty serious. so all i do is work my shit job come home and waste away my life at places like here. doesn't help that i have a history of depression and past suicide attempts. probably doesnt sound that bad but im a bitch

no i miss her too

I miss her everyday :(

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thanks

>Meech

sorry. don't know who tf that is

stop samefagging and go to bed Ian

Yeah what the serious fuck

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She's so cute though

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>Buy bitcoin from circle or coinbase
>Find paper wallet online. Print it.
>Send bitcoin to address on wallet.
Keep it until mid next year and be rich. Then cum on bitches faces.

>semenfag is still here

>wake up
>le cum on face
>muh ejaculate
>spermshield xD
is it the shelboyfag switching to a new type of shitposting since he got CRUSHED yesterday

We're your friends user.
I don't think I can offer any advice that will fix your problems, just do what you want to do, try to have fun day to day!

great work

Sorry to hear that. Wish I could help

Talk to your doctor post-haste famicom. But I'm going to assume youre on the right drugs n shit already. If not read first sentence again.

On a personal note, university is a fucking money suck and not worth it. Learn skills online and pad your resume. You'll snag something eventually that will give you a leg up. And IRL friends are fucking overrated.

You got Tinder? Fuckbuddies make life a LOT better.

nice try but we all know you're an alexfag, fuck off cumposter

everyone wants to play it safe and evict krispy but monte wants to evict jason

The bros bought everything Alex said

>semenfag and alexfag are the same person
can't say i'm surprised

alex is for cuddling
keep her pure...

What? I like shelby and blowing loads on tinder whores until my waifu comes around

>Shelby to Alex (After dancing to indicate a 'thank you'): You can read my butt

what is that air gasping thing monte is doing?

Invest in getting a class A CDL license with all the endorsements and get a job driving a hazmat truck. You can make a shit ton driving around your area and saw up to move somewhere nice.

Uncle does that.

shane and monte made two alliances in 3 days

>Uncle does that.

Uncle Wrecking Ball?

>semenfag was the alexfag falseflagging the entire time
suddenly everything makes sense

I kinda fuckin hate how autistic Monte is about this HOH thing. Setting up meetings with everyone in the house until after 1 AM? What the fuck man, go chill in the hot tub or something

>false flagging a false flag
whatever loser gonna go outside and play some sports

Uncle sam

>sports
>play

great job on cbs casting these people

they kinda fucked up on krispy and cornbread

but pretty good characters

ayyy

This man has made me smoke more cigs in the last 2 days than I had in the 2 weeks previous

Glorious

He has an obligation to lead his people

The only season he's seen was 17. He's tryna be Vanessa

>shelbyfags
>sit inside starving
>weak as hell
>mad at everyone else

>alexbros
>kind spirits
>eats well and in shape
>love playing sports

jesus that hottub is full of people

and remember we like pokemon and quirky xDD

>alexfag
>claim to play sports and be in shape
>actually sits in all day and shitpost on /bb/

we don't but we let others if they do and don't make fun of them for it realizing we all have our own things we enjoy

cornbread reading the bible to alex

>wakes up 30 minutes ago
>got dressed and will be leaving in 5 minutes to practice
heh

I hope cutfag is okay

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>that filename

>Jason talking about getting roofied on one cam
>cornbread reading the Bible on the other

Kino

god danielle just wants to get fucked, she keeps showing off her ass.

>we

>the semenfag stops posting as soon as the alexfag shows up
you almost got away with it too

>God Tier Aveeno

His dick must be like butter

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he didn't even know about battle of the block lmao

>Monte on the outs

This will be kino in one week

Can someone greentext the roofie story? I am outside smoking and mobilefagging as I live in an old folks home and cant smoke indoors

FUCK IT'S SHRIMPMAN STORY TIME??? I am going to need to rewind

>that gap between Steve and Shelby

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Fuck no one is replying, must be a god tier story

yadig

They're having a drug experience story time
Shrimpman was talking about getting high as fuck on molly
>I'll stick to the tree ya dig?

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Thanks, I just got in and threw in headphones but it appears I missed everything except for Gayson rubbing his nips

>cornbread gets evicted.

VERY fast gay laughing at INCREDIBLY hihg speed

BALLOON KNOT

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fucking Shrimpman.

>shrimpman drops acid
makes so much sense

Hes telling another one
Everyones loving it
He wore 5 different costumes to the same bar in one night

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/ourguy?

shrimpman mentioned trannies

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Fo real

TRAPFAGS GET IN HERE

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shrimpmans brain is fried

I was hoping someone capped this

God damn Shrimpman is a good storyteller

Best in BB History

Someone requested earlier: the fuckboy dance

youtube.com/watch?v=wj1bOGk3A1U

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> /bb/ is just as captivated by Shrimpman Story Time as the cast is

Heady times, fellas

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that'd work on me

he was a teenage pimp, holy shit

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>Shelbying this hard

Fool's gold. Pimpin' hoes since high school.

Shelby is shook

By day six he'll tell be telling stories about he killed a guy

ADDENDUM: whoa I think he just did

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Uh wow lol

user delivered.
hope you got the third one
thats when the lockdown is over
aka
when scott talked with monte in the hoh room

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Whitney is pretty cute.
Shelby is still the best though.

i just had to ice this dood ya dig? nothing personal, just business you know what im saying?

would suck on those toes for hours

>shrimpman might've actually killed a guy
Holy shit this guy is fucking nuts. All time GOAT house guest alreay

But its all love you dig?

was that around 6pm?

No one wants to tell their storys after that shit. Hard to follow up Shrimpmans Pimp Chronicles

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>everyone tuning out Scotts story time
poor guy

>Shane got casting couched

lel

I thought he said something about "dice games everyday"

I swear one of the girls flashed a smile when Krispy said 'White Supremacy'... can one of you fags go back and cap it? I paid for a pleb vpn that wont let me rewind and post here simultaneously

>everyone posting pimp memes with shrimpman was actually true

Before that. He said he had to "rough a guy up" or something along those lines and got really solemn all of a sudden, which hasn't happened in ANY of his stories thus far

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>i want to be raped

shrimpman got swinger expierence

someone needs to cap all these danielle booty shots

Aw shit they're talking fetishes.
Neely wants to be dommed.

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Ian, do NOT fuck up the OP image in this next thread.

Birthday hat. Shrimpman Story Time Image. FUCKING FOCUS AND MAKE IT HAPPEN

shelby likes anal

give me the img and i'll add it to the thread ive prepared

kek she's been so uncomfortable this whole time

whitney is a virgin

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called that shit premiere night

Nostalgia.
It's the only way xe could have intercourse before the surgery

nigga is doing footjob gestures

>Kryssie's given footjobs

use this one Ian

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CORNBREAD IS GOING TO THE POOL AFTER READING THE BIBLE

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For fuck sakes test it in Cred Forums first

And I say that as the fag who got the (You) on that image drop

NEW THREAD

SCOTT IS GONNA GET SO LAID NOW

ATTA BOY