HAHAHA fucking christ

HAHAHA fucking christ.

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"Beast" why the fuck is he more handsome than me?

>get fit and handsome
>they call you beast
he doesn't deserve this

Which one is the beast?

Emma ''acting'' Watson is at it again

>CGI Beast.
Please saay this shits fake Cred Forums

wait a second here.. is the blue monster guy from xmen based on the beast from this story??

But will it make £50? lmao

i hope so
jungle book was alright but they gotta stop doing this already

BEASTED

>it's a furries ruined cool things episode

rip beautiful 90s 2d animation

>""beauty"" and the beast
Cinderella was 10/10 so why not use her again

That beast looks fucking awful. Who greenlit this?

I knew Disney were going to blow it with a full CGI beast. These unnecessary live action remakes are all about making a quick buck, at the cost of Disney's reputation as they overwrite their animated classics with these pieces of shit. Practical effects would've taken too much time and effort.

It's a real shame because the set and costume designs for this were looking top notch.

Because he's a chad.
Turned to ultra bear mode. So tall, wide, strong and masculine he'll always get a hoe.

Really it would have been a more inspiring tale if she helped a manlet in aushwitz mode or some fat fuck who couldnt get out of bed.

French version is superior.

we don't know anything yet honestly, for all we know Op's pic could be stolen from deviantart.

>women responding to weaklings or losers

Gaston Jr. Everyone.

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Who is Gaston?

Also Belle had tits so why use this washboard.

>hiring Ozil to play the beast

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>lion king is next

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I take it you didn't hear the announcement of live action Lion King. :)

Disney: the house of original ideas.

Meet the cast.

why are there black bar wenches in post-modern Germany?

I've never seen the attraction to Emma Watson. I'm starting to think everybody finds her so attractive because they have been told to so many times by the media

>the beast is handsome/tall hairy guy with sweet ass demon horns
>Belle is an 8/10

cool

>Beauty and the Beast
>"Beast" is actually handsome as fuck
>"Beauty" is actually ugly as fuck

You wouldn't think they could fuck this up that bad, but then they went ahead and actually did it.

>Ozil
It's Cassel.

>this charisma vacuum as gaston

why the fuck is hollywood filling our movies with niggers?

surely a white actor would have been better here?!?!

Good fucking lord. Where is Lumiere's face even?

Except for Emma, I actually like the cast, it is growing on me. I wish we could find obviously a more buff Arnold like Gaston but most men are dyel mode these days.

pic related is who I would have wanted for Belle but I'm sure they're a lot of choices out there could have been better.

>dat feel when is gonna cause a tidal wave of new Belle r34
No matter how shit the movie could be they can't take that from us

I agree user but maybe they'll pull some magic out of their butt

decent except gaston

he's not even close to the size of a barge

>Beast
>Handsome dude with messy hair
DROPPED

>£47
>literally who
>discount Orlando Bloom
>discount Cate Blanchett
>dying gay man
>worst Obi-Wan
>some fatass

>an 8/10

That's generous.

I'll get shit for this, but I'm fine with Emma. I actually think she's attractive.

My pick would have been Sersh personally.

wow this looks so shit, I'm surprised Morgan Freeman isn't in it

My problem isn't her looks so much as her personality. Especially with all that stuff that came out from set of This is the End. How can a person be so ill humored to be that way yet still make it in an industry based on networking.

>Dying gay man
I chuckled.

>Gaston will never get the Maleficent treatment where he's the hero

writes itself desu

Don't worry, user. They found a way to sneak a few in there to save face. They turned the hot white french maid Lumiere fucks black.

Wait..what?

she couldn't handle the jew bantz, don't blame her

I didn't hear about any of that, but I can imagine. You can tell she's a difficult person. Uppity.

RIP vagina

Did they really?

>that gif

I'm literally shaking.

Christ, they found a way to "casually" stick black people in the back ground just like Frozen did. Were there even any black people in France at that time period. Don't remember seeing any in the animated film.

Dude it is literally channing potato, how can you get insulted by that guy. He is evolved form white bread.

She's a feminazi. What were you expecting?

Yes they did.

Hollywood is now trying to rewrite history by putting black people and interracial couples into time periods where they simply didn't exist.

Doesn't surprise me. What does surprise me is Belle being white. I really didn't think that would happen a lot anymore.

The thing to do is gender and race swap.

I know that now with all the heforshe nonsense but he was asking if he would get shit for it because he found her attractive and her physical looks aren't the problem, it is literally everything else.

if they follow the original story it would be kind of funny knowing how personally she thinks about this stuff and story is basically saying she is wrong. So I don't know why she did this movie in the first place.

I'm sure someone has the copypasta saved from it but basically the guys were joking around on set and she got buttblasted about it. To the point of not coming out of the trailer and finishing her scenes kind of deal

Well as long as we're cast whoever we want I would have picked image related.

What happened at the set? She always seemed like a nice person

>I actually think she's attractive.
Shit taste

>So I don't know why she did this movie in the first place.

They same reason why Harvey Weinstein says all guns need to be banned then goes on to finance Tarantino movies glorifying gun violence. They like money more than their morals.

>saying feminazi
>in 2016
update your plebbit slang

Yikes.

That's the worst kind of person, the kind that can't take a fucking joke.

she was gangraped on set, and when she complained she got kicked off the movie

I think Channing Tatum tried to give her a lapdance(part of a scene) and she didn't like it, so they started making fun of her and she got all butthurt and left.

True but how can you dedicate your life to feminism and then do a major, massive movie that says compromise over ideology is the key. If I was that much of a demagogue I wouldn't do things like that but yeah obviously everyone loves money and panama papers stuff that happened to with her being a tax dodger.

>What does surprise me is Belle being white.
Don't worry they already did it to one of the most iconically blonde characters in history Rapunzel

Rapunzel is now black and has shit locks.

You're a fucking retard, holy shit.
Should've gotten Cavill as Gaston. He's got biceps to spare and a helluva lot of chest hair.

I remember her from Dawson's Creek.

It's hard to turn down millions of dollars to play pretend.

I don't think Channing is in the movie.
Is this real or just BS

Maybe she didn't want his AIDS-filled ass rubbing up against her

they are actors aka whores

We're talking about This is the End.

Is that exploitation, does she get nude?
Do they fuck?

basically what this user said all of the guys on set are friends so I suppose acting uppity as she usually does stuck out more than usual to point of them putting it on the movie commentary about how butt blasted she was.

her being nice isn't problem so much as she can't take a joke.

Thanks.

definitely, it's the first hardcore porno from Disney

Again, doesn't surprise me. I expect it now.

>why are there black bar wenches in post-modern Germany?

Because it's current year.

No, but seriously check out the interviews with show creators. I remember one with Moffatt (of Dr Who) where he openly stated he intended to rewrite history until people started believing it.

The insertion of multikulti shit isn't an accident, it's not even equal opportunity "blind casting", it's just an honest politically motivated attempt to rewrite history.

So progressive. :,)

Emma Watson is more likely to be the future British prime minister than she is to get nude in a movie.

>Germany

it's set in France. Thus all of the french names and imagery.

how do you not know this in the current year?

I read in some other thread yesterday that it made ~2M, it was simply not released in the UK.

Seth and them even tried to work with her and she refused any compromise, she was basically FUCK IT IM OUT as soon as she seen Channing in a thong

apparently the next couple days after the set was filled with jokes about her

I like this one too user. good pick.

youtube.com/watch?v=9cPL-gXdKC8&list=RDfMmIsWWMs6M&index=4

before he made it in hollywood, tatum was a legit stripper.

dude is funny.

>1991: Belle and Beast stare lovingly into each other's eyes to symbolize their growing connection
>2016: Belle turns away in seeming disgust at the CGI abomination squeezing the life out of her
Just fuck your own shit up why don't you, Disney

Yeah, I noticed this in the new Live action Cinderella film. If you look at the people in the crowed during the ballroom scene you'll spot a few mixed couples. Oh, and in case you were wondering yes its a black guy with a blonde white woman.
>Image very related.

>gif
my head is litter rally shaking

Is it actually on the DVD commentary like someone else said? Cause I want to hear this. I'll buy the fucking movie just for it.

The 1991 beauty and the beast was shit anyway

>I've never seen the attraction to attractive women

It's called homosexuality. You are a homosexual.

Why? Shes really plain

Spotted another white girl with black guy in the image.

Sigorney Weaver hates science fiction movies, guns, and the aliens franchise in particular but as long as money is flying her way she'll do anything.

>every single other actor from every aliens movie freely ok'd their likeness for Aliens action figures
>except Sigorney who kept going on and on about moving on from that franchise and her hatred of guns
>company owns the rights to the series promised her a 30% to 50% split of the profits of all the Ripley action figures
>she signed that shit faster than you could say morals
>currently doing another Aliens movie

>Swore up and down she wouldn't do Aliens if she was forced to use a gun
>Cameron gave her a fucking flamethrower strapped to a gun

>dude has a ten year nut built up
Imagine how much he slimed that bitch. It's not like a candle holder can jerk off anyway.

You should buy the movie anyway because it's fucking hilarious.

Emma Watson is beautiful but kind of in a sister way. Like you love her yet it feels weird to think of her sexually.

Nah, that is a thing though.

It happened with Angelina Jolie. Don't get me wrong, she was hot as hell at one point, but they kept pushing her even during her spooky skeleton days.

Like in Wanted. Look at that fucking arm.

Hackers was a long time ago, friendo.

>one of the most popular disney films of all time to the point that live action sneak teaser outdid starwars for views.

>shit

Shes the Oatmeal of women mate

They even tried covering it up in reprints.

yeah the commentary is also on youtube somewhere too but yeah its out there.

I never got to see it. The last thing I saw with Seth Rogan that I liked was Pineapple Express.

Actually, the correct term is BESTED

>Dawson's Creek.
That's not how you spell Hellcats.

she's got a cute face and a petite girl body - slightly boyish sure, but most runway models are.

main detractions are that she's a raging feminist and apparently a bitch irl soooo...yep

I love oatmeal though. Little brown sugar on top, forget about it.

Emma isn't ugly but she also isn't 10/10 unique beauty either.

Basically she' a solid 7 that hit the fucking lottery and got to be a main character in the Harry Potter movies

Thanks. I'll look it up.

you'll have a giggle m8

I can agree with that. Like I said, I'd rather someone else play Belle, but I still think Emma is attractive. Physically at least.

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Holy shit, I figured it out.
I realized why there's a part of my brain that just won't register Emma as "hot".

She's beautiful, yes. No doubt that she's attractive. She has an attractive face.

For a guy.

I mean, look at it. Really look at it. She has the face of a beautiful, effeminate man. Like a teenage boy with particularly good looks.

Someone here must be a photoshop wizard, let's get her face on a pretty guy's body and see what happens.

Stop posting you dumb fucking retard.

Just in time for the next generation to get memed by its """""message"""""

I maintain that there's no way they spent more than five seconds making this casting decision.

>"Who do we get to play the bookish brunette princess?"
>"How about the chick who played the bookish brunette in the biggest movie series of the last decade?"
>"Done, what's next?"

Sorry but that was a different guy who doesn't much care for your waifu either.

LOL it's obvious you see it too now!

Sorry, did I break your waifu? Did you realize you've been jerking off to McCaulay Culkin's face this whole time?

I'm not sure if you're baiting or not.

It's that or just her being Hermione. Either way, I have no issues with her being Belle. Belle wasn't exactly stacked or anything.

>message
What message would that me, user.

Appreciate it, brother.

>in the biggest movie series of the last decade?"

Wow, I didn't know Emma Watson was in Shrek but it makes sense now.

Is that Winona Ryder?

Anybody got that Dawkins comparison picture?

I was just talking about Watson's face in general.

But on the topic, I don't think she'd make a BAD Belle, but there could have been better casting choices.

Emma has that believable "girl next door" look. Like, a girl you'd see across the room in a high school class and never realize how attractive she was until you noticed her then.
But Belle is supposed to be a BEAUTY. Body aside (like you could make anything out under a loose blouse/apron or huge ballgown anyways), Belle is supposed to look gorgeous and feminine, like a princess or model, not just some regular attractive girl.

>But Belle is supposed to be a BEAUTY.

The whores at the tavern were much hotter if you ask me

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This. I'd rather fuck the beast. no furry tho

Perhaps after this travesty, people will finally be able to admit how good Twilight was. (and by extension how superior an actress Kristen Stewart is to worst emma)

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Oh my fucking hell....This is literally an abomination.

I hope this bombs so hard Disney goes bankrupt, I know it's almost impossible but it's not like they'd change Punzel to a black bitch with shitty ass black hair..haha

Emma is very pretty regardless if she has subtle masculine features. The role suits her well. They could hire the living embodiment of sex but that's more a Baywatch kind of deal than it is Belle.

her voice is pretty velvety tho, reminds me of michelle dockery's (altho dockery's is better, but she's purposefully refined it to be posh)

youtube.com/watch?v=ucS3xMZcrHQ
youtube.com/watch?v=9lu2dLY2_Ws

honestly, mayb its just me, but voices get me pretty good. My gf in highschool had kind of a low raspy voice that i found super hot.

Belle was a brown haired girl with 11/10 facial aesthetics. She didn't need huge fat tits or a monster fat ass to be attractive. Emma doesn't have an even 8/10 facial aesthetic.

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I always thought she sounds weepy and annoying.

>So Emma had already filmed a scene last week at “James Franco’s party” and was coming back Wednesday and Thursday to film another scene with Channing Tatum, Danny McBride, Seth Rogan, Franco and Jay Baruchel.
>The scene was as raunchy as it could be. Seth, Franco and Kay are kneeling on the ground with a few “cannibals” over them (that’s me) waiting to eat them as McBride comes out of an RV as our “king” with Channing Tatum on a leash in only a thong.
>Emma knew he was going to be in a thong and everyone knows he used to be a stripper. So things were starting to get raunchy. Emma steps on set and looks at the scene and all of us in it and kind of has a freak out moment. Before we started to film she stormed off set with her publicist and Seth was saying what happened what’s wrong with Emma? Then she came back and filmed about 3 minutes of the scene.
>During the scene Channing decided to do some of his breakdancing in front of her but alas he was in nothing but a thong.
>So Emma storms off set. Everyone’s like WTF where is she going? She walks all the way down the street. So we wrapped the night 5 minutes later.
>Came back last night and found out she quit because she the scene was too raunchy and she was really pissed that Channing was drinking while filming. He was obviously smoking weed as well.
>But who can blame her right? She has a good image to uphold. But her quitting made last night filled with Emma jokes.
>The ground was wet and muddy and Channing said we were stepping in Emma’s tears.
Couldn't handle the banter

Belle is a retarded character anyway

Franco confirmed it too
>Yeah. I'll admit that the scene we were doing was pretty crazy. There's not any nudity, but it is pretty outrageous. It's not as if the scene wasn't in the script, though. In any case, I didn't see any of this go down, but I guess she basically went up to the directors, Seth and Evan [Goldberg], and said, "I don't think I can do this." She, by the way, didn't have to do anything crazy in the scene. But what was going on around her was, I guess, too extreme for her. So Seth was like, "Well, what can we do to fix it?" And she said, "There's nothing you can do to fix it. It's just everything." And he said, "Well, let's just shoot it and I promise you can come to the editing room, and, if you don't like what we've cut together, then we will not put it in the movie." And she said, "No, that's still not good. I just can't do this. I can't be here." And he said, "Do you want to leave?" And she said, "Yeah, I've got to leave."

Stewart is wooden, and for me, not in the least attractive. It's all subjective, but she does zero for me.

I don't know how she keeps getting hired either, she's a terrible actress.

You guys think Belle left after she saw how small Beast's dick got after the curse was lifted?

>he has to use a shop to make her look attractive
m8

lmao based channing

i like him more than ever

one of us

So how much of a bitch are they going to make Gaston? Are they really going to make him a retard meathead then pick a dude with no muscle mass at all to play him sorta like what they did with Bane in Rises.

>tfw no more Alpha Gaston where he could literally have a 3 some with the 3 hottest bitches in the village and no one says shit
>not going into a monsters castle to save a women without being afraid
>start fighting said monster on the roof in a torrential downpour
>legpress 1 ton monster off yourself and throw him back pretty far

user why would you go on the internet and make up lies

What was wrong with the animated movie? It was literally perfect.

>Belle was a brown haired girl with 11/10 facial aesthetics
that's a subjective opinion of an animated character and animation is a separate thing anyways. when people see this movie I seriously doubt they'll be thinking she's not good looking enough for the role.

they might think it's feminist bullshit or some other kind of propaganda though.

she's dumb as fuck
being well-read doesn't preclude being retarded

SUBJECTIVE?! Did you not see the three twins in the tavern?! They had huge tits and was implied nice asses...what the fuck did Belle have other than an amazing face?

Why the fuck do you think they always emphasized it?
>when she's squinting and moves her hair out of the way

This. She looks like a boy or tranny.

The only time she was attractive in is Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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>The only time she was attractive in is Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

You would think you would like her looking like a boy then

I never really found her attractive until the last few films. In the first couple she was a cute little kid that you could tell would grow up to be good looking. Somewhere in the middle due to hormones she started to look slightly trollish with a bulbous nose imo.

I only really became attracted to her about 5 years ago for some weird reason. I can slightly understand peoples opinions about her not being sexy (although sometimes she can be).

To say that sh'es not good looking and cute at the least is fucking retarded though.

I don't think anybody is saying shes ugly but shes no great beauty either

That looks Way better than expected

I find Emma attractive. She's got the precise look of a British girl next door.

That being said, if you put Radcliffe in a wig, I couldn't tell which was which.

>Beast is some huge, stocky, bipedal ungulate
>Closest approximations: Draft horse, Bull, Rhino
>Genital amalgamation: ~2 feet long, ~4" diameter thickness, each testicle larger than a tennis ball

Then he just turns into a dude. Cock length ~6", ~2.5" diameter, each testicle slightly smaller than an egg.

It's sad that you went and looked up this stupid shit thinking it was funny

Beauty=/=hot

Fuck off as if any other studio is making anything original

>ungulate
No hooves.
He's more like a bear/wolf/lion, so his dick would be all pink, vase-shaped, and covered in little dick spikes.

It's a fucking curse man he doesn't get an awesome cock.

>thinking belle wouldn't be into proto-spikey dildo cock

When will I feed emma my seeds?

> beast isn't played by Idris Elba

>Belle isn't played by Idris Elba
OH SO WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE TRANS-ACTING AND SUBVERSION OF WHITE PRIVILEGE IN HOLLYWOOD NOW? IT'S 2016!

Seriously though, Elba would have made a fucking amazing Beast. But for all their chest-thumping about being fair and inclusive and not judging by race, you know they wouldn't see Elba's emotional and eloquent performance of Beast's character. All the plebs would see is:
>Black guy cast as big gorilla-like creature
And the 'racism' alarm would go off, starting a big fucking media outrage and getting the film canned. Not like anyone's holding their breath for it anyways.

Look at her these days with no makeup on and compare her to literally anyone else. She's very good looking and has aged well.

Why does Disney think people want live-action versions of classic animated films?

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Because females and nu-males probably do.

Because Cinderella did well and Jungle book did gangbusters.

Also, cartoons are for BABIES, isn't that what Cred Forums says all the time? Now with REAL actors we can discuss these mature fairytales openly without being labeled a manchild.

Acting didn't work for her, Feminisms didn't work for her, How long till she gets nude for a role?

what is up with elba cucks mentioning him at every possible opportunity?

>literally imagining a situation for no reason so you can leap to the theoretical defense of a black guy so you can satiate your white guilt

next level

I thought Jungle Book flopped, didn't even realize it was released until it was getting pulled from theaters.

Females do

And they are literally 87% of all consumer spending

>fairytales used to be meant to convey powerful meanings to pass things onto next generation, everything from aesops fables, grimm's fairy tales to samhain

>now we have corporate holidays and subliminal programming

>men hold the majority of wealth
>women hold the majority of consumer spending
really makes you think

>Maleficent makes 750 million
>The Jungle Book almost reaches a billion dollars
what did moviegoers mean by this?

>SHE Fighters
>that padwork

truly the blind leading the blind

>acting didn't work for her
>feminism didn't work for her
how are either of these true?

>not a single african american

stay racist disney

That's a comedy sketch, right?

don't be racist user black girls can have long magical hair too..

she was only on one episode. they could have at least gave her enough screen time so that we might care, but nope.

>Prince tries to climb her hair
>falls on his ass as the weave falls in a heap all over him
>pans up to the window
>"OH NO YOU DI-ENT!"

CURRENT YEAR SHITLORD, how do you know they are cisrace?

Even you know that was awful

>I thought Jungle Book flopped

You thought wrong

He was joking you fuck

>feed
>not wanting to procreate

why nigga

I hope they stay true to the source material

It would just get aborted for the glory of Moloch anyway.

Is this the movie she made with John Boyega?

>ywn get a women's socks sticky with your cum

>beast is not ugly
>beauty is a feminist flatty
fucking jews

>Josh "I'm an fat ugly Kike" Gadd

dropped

she was hot when she was 12-14

No that's Circles, Dan "white purity" Stevens is the Beast Wonder if they'll change the ending where Emma's character betrays Boyega and sends him to be executed

>Beast is not ugly

Go look at the CW Beast then come back and tell me that

its one of those webms you can't explain to anyone.

>its 4cha-...they like to post thi-...WHAT?! no, I don't jack off to this they just pos- ...uh its a Beauty and the beast threa-...LOOK SEE. I know its weird bbut..Mo-...look!..MOM COME BACK!!! ITS REALLY NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

why are you talking about jacking off to your mother?

post more

user..I hate to break this to you..but you have issues.

>Let's make a character who's called 'beast' handsome
literally what the fuck were they thinking

the whole point of the story was about inner beauty bullshit and being able to see past the covers of the book but now he's literally furfag dream come true bait

I hope Gaston wins

>gastonfags still bootyblasted

>inner beauty bullshit and being able to see past the covers of the book
The Little Prince was better at this.

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He needs to eat 5 dozen eggs every morning to prepare for the role

>challenges Gaston
>thinks he had a chance at winning
wew lad

>>Let's make a character who's called 'beast' handsome

How the fuck is he handsome? Am I being softly trolled?

Blasted

>other guy does proper pushups
>Gaston doing wormies

NOBODY CHEATS LIKE GASTON

that's not how push ups work

These rebooted Disney movies give me the same uncomfortable vibe as when I see cosplay. Is it just me?

>discount Orlando Bloom
10/10 for accuracy

If you can't tell the beast has handsome facial structure you're pretty much face-blind

>gaston doing those girly memeups

my lower back hurts just by looking at their forms

Oh so you're genuinely retarded, just making sure.

They shouldn't have revealed the Beast

Her improv in that movie was awful. It was ridiculous seeing all these other actors completely run circles around her and make her look like an utter autist.

>someone just mentioned Forrest Gump so I'd better say "L-life is like a box of chocolates"
>Oh fuck Craig Robinson just quoted the same movie and did it in a much funnier way

furfags user.

they also have a long pedigree in comedy where bullshitting on the fly is what they do.

Tatum isn't even a main character and is probably one of the funnier people on set. Charisma can sell anything.

the irony

>implying a human man could climb up a set of greasy dreadlocks

>48
>cute girl doesn't want a chad stranger rubbing up against her
>this upsets Cred Forums

this board is as incomprehensible to me as s4s

Particularly given the racial makeup of France these days

>tfw Beast looks more beautiful than Beauty

the difference is she read for the part before she came in user. She knew what was going to happen before she took the job.

It's Dan Stevens right? From The Guest? Why would they get a literal 10/10 for beast? Why is this a drawing why isn't there any real photos of him as beast.

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>Based Dan is in this clusterfuck
Bruh why

this isn't a promo shot revealed by disney, my guess is this is some deviantart thing.

also if you remember when beast transforms back he is a 10/10 bro so

are you sure about that user

ARE
YOU
SURE

>Why would they get a literal 10/10 for beast?

Because the curse has to be broken eventually revealing his true handsome form?

Rapunzel is totally a black name though

>>The ground was wet and muddy and Channing said we were stepping in Emma’s tears.

>american education

Yeah, OK fair enough.

the actors and director even said so. why would everyone lie? and if they did lie why didn't she make a huge fuss to defend herself?

how come the push-up experts are always ugly fat guys who barely do any themselves?

wat

How? It's not LaPunzaniqua

>Is allowed to throw tantrums and quit before completing the job she is hired for
>is (presumably) still paid and has a blossoming career
Reminder that she is oppressed because some kids once called her bossy.

t.even bigger fatso

>Channing said we were stepping in Emma’s tears

I can use those briefs as a bed cover. How is it even possible to buy clothing that size?

Time to fap!

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I love how there's this one guy at Disney World whose entire job is to get dressed as a cartoon character and go around being a cunt.

Also dying being a cunt user

Former Disney Gaston Actor, 22, Dies Instantly After Lighting Firework on the Top of His Head. This Fourth of July ended up being a tragic holiday for a family in Maine. A 22-year-old man by the name of Devon Staples died instantly on Saturday after lighting a firework on his head.Jul 6, 2015

eonline.com/news/673497/former-disney-gaston-actor-22-dies-instantly-after-lighting-firework-on-the-top-of-his-head


He went out like he lived.

what a fucking moron

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

darwinism

It's close, but photoshopped.

why would anyone light fireworks on their head?

WE

NO

ONE

DIES LIKE GASTON

NO ONE FRIES LIKE GASTON

NO ONE GETS THE TOP OF HIS HEAD BLOWN LIKE GASTON

His entire formative early life was being a larger than life personality. Sometimes people believe the lie.

>all this butthurt over leaks that are a day old
wait for the trailer faggots

>It's another 'man is ugly as sin but the woman has to be a 10/10' flick
It's 2016. This movie should have been cast with Rosie O'Donnell as the beast and Chris Evans as bella

>Spend a gazillion bucks making a giant CGI beast
>Slap on a >tfwnogf kissy face with some token small tusks thrown in

For fucks sake Disney, you've already done it right once! Just do it again with computers!

>genderbent Gaston
whyboner.jpg

this it made $2.5 i believe

as usual nobody knows anything but memes lmao

>but the woman has to be a 10/10' flick

please, Watson is a 5/10 at best

>a feminist tries to sneak in

Oh you sneaky little hirsute animal, get over here you little rascal

Use google and look at the million pictures of her retard

literally hot as hell

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kek commit suicide

>tfw Dwayne lebrock Johnson would have made the most amazing Gaston ever

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Goddamn imagine being there. Your buddy's head just exploding.

i can't describe the absolute loathing i feel for you people

>Emma Watson is an average looking female specimen

Do you live in the paradise city?

You're waifu a shit

this

kys le board is triggered over emma watson episode

Throw a stone and you'd hit any number of slags that look better than her, she's not impressive in the slightest

you realize you are cringe? thats hypothetical i know you dont

>take your family to disney world
>your child and wife are having fun watching the costumed people do tricks
>suddenly, your five year old child has to see a man getting the top of his skull getting blown off
>your wife and child will always have to live with that sight
>your child will realize we're just walking bags of meat at 5 years of age
>he'll have to live with that knowledge from now on

>slags
>he's in britain, shit talking about looks

>you realize you are cringe?

Nice reddit term.

Do you live in the paradise city? Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty? A stone's throw around here nets you short Mexican girls.

>thats hypothetical i know you dont

Sick kindergarten burn but it's time for your nap.

Cringe being a reddit term is a meme that literally came about last week

fucking newfag piece of shit, how long have you been on Cred Forums?

children will learn eventually. I watched the only person that truly cared about me die in the hospital while they still let families into back areas of emergency rooms.

I was tall enough to see in the window as they had her torn open trying to save her.

So at 7 I watched them cut my grandmother open.

Life happens. Every time I hear about some 18 year old dying over something stupid, think about everything they will never get to experience.

But then they're already dead and ahead of us so we still have to experience dying.

>nice getting triggered you cumskin shitlord

>we'll never go back to 2D animation

At least I was a kid at the right time and caught the tail end of it.

>no one swaps genders like Gaston
Nigga that syllable count ain't right

a woman most likely made that so don't be angry with me. Go hunt her down and explain how humor is above her head.

hype

>that hand definition

But that wouldn't sit well with /tvpol/ since GOD FORBID the guy isn't a pure white Aryan demigod like all of them are.

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I WILL. I'll send them a message calling them a dumbfuck and teach them to count syllables. Nothing angers me more than when people reference a song and fuck up the phrase count

get checked for low-t

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>hunt down some random bitch on the internet
>some guy approaches her while she is with her family
>"You can't keep doing that."
>.."What?"
>"You fuck everything up when you put too many syllables in your phrasing."
>"ok.."
>"Ok."
>"okay.."
>"Okayy."

Yeah, you're right. Guess if you can end up as a Cred Forums poster after witnessing death, it's not so bad.

>Emma "I don't want to date English guys because they're too shy, American guys are forward" Watson
>Emma "We must get rid of masculinity, men shouldn't feel the need to be manly" Watson

Ah yes.

We all ended up here together user.

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how do i put my babies in her

House made a pretty good argument about this, almost dying(witnessing death) changes nothing. Dying changes everything.

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You don't mean House, the TV show character written by numales, right?

>sperging about shit that girls whine about on tumblr for years about
are you a britcuck? also her last boyfriend was english

Cred Forums experts, how will the add feminism into this movie?

>worst Obi-Wan
Lost me there, buddy

Shore never struck me as a numale, he struck me as a nihilist that vented his obsequious personality into a character.

but yes I meant the character and while the argument isn't perfect, it was a reflection on what near death would mean for changing someone's life.

technically the feminism and individuality is already there, the hilariousness is that in the end feminism loses. If they keep the original compromise your values, Stockholm syndrome belle that girls grew up with, it would undermine her message towards women in the real world all in the quest for money.

you'd have to date her and be funny and give her full body massages and then fuck her

god I want to lick her legs

tongue massages are what she likes

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qt

Truly a product of its time

this

idiot

she kept getting better

it is

>worst Obi-Wan
what did he mean by this?

he definitely meant he doesnt know what hes talking about because Colonia made $2.5million in germany and italy and was a german film festival entry. Surely the memes are deserved Colonia was on everyone's radar with its big budget and its crazy cool premise

>Disrespecting 'Only Emma'

That deserves a ball-kicking...