Shrimpman Storytime edition
Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Kim Jong Monte
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
Safety Ceremony: TBD
Most Likely Going Home: TBD
Shrimpman Storytime edition
Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Kim Jong Monte
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
Safety Ceremony: TBD
Most Likely Going Home: TBD
>im a virgin
scott is talking about being a virgin
beautiful hat
SCOTT JUST ADMITTED HIS VIRGINITY TO THE HOUSE
ALL OF THE WOMEN CONFIRMED HIS DICK WILL BE WET WITHIN THE CALENDAR MONTH
EXCELLENT JOB ON THE IMAGE OP
caps
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Shrimpman on acid
>Her fetish involves someone breaking into the house
Half of the girls just admitted they have a rape fantasy.
Tonight is fucking fantastic kino
just leave the pool whitney
who will win the virgintyb owl?
my money is on morgan
what if a guy said he had a rape fetish?
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whitney is too pure for this
now that's a good image
>scott is a virgin
>gayson a bottom
>black girls in to rape
shocking revelations
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TOP KEK
Which girl just said she liked to piss on guys?
>cornbread making sex jokes after reading the bible
So how's OTT been so far? Haven't watched it at all.
Shane said he's down to get pissed on is all I heard.
the bible lets you have sex as long as you aint a gay
pure kino
Genesis to Giant Dicks in 8 minutes or less
"I saw an 18 inch cock on the internet" - Cornbread for this
You're missing some great shit right now
Kryssie likes Lexi Belle.
Pretty good taste for 3dpd
I want to know Shelbys fetish, someone get her out there pls
Scott is too pure for this.
You are missing the best BB of all time right now, friend
This is a legitimate fucking happening
>Jason talking about getting slapped with dicks so hard in the face he bruises
>Whitney sitting there
OTT >>>>>>>> BB18
>we will never get an autist talkng about how likes 2d and lolicon
these people are doing in their power to entertain us
and scott wants to evict jason in week 1, he wants blood in his hands
3 alliances are made
2 alliances are made by shane and monte
these people are playing the game.
>Scott hiding his power level
>admitting you like lolicon
SO FUCKIN DOWN WIT IT
or a true footfag
I miss corey's crazy eyes
>cornbread in the pool joining on the sex discussion after reading the bible
I CAN SHOW YOU
POP CULTURE
THINGS
I'M A SPECIAL SNOW FLAKE
AND NOT A DEGENERATE LOL
Imagine being the sisters and having to potentially listen to your siblings fetish kek
>say you have a foot fetish
>shelby offers her toes for you to suck on as a joke
what do?
Man I picked a great Time to randomly check on tv and see what's up to big brother.
That was smooth, just pretending he doesn't know what he likes because he's a virgin.
Nigga pls, fool probably has exhentai on his bookmark bar.
>Hey Shrimpman, what's your fetish?
>Yall heard of Anal Specculums?
>Shits crazy yo
shrimpman likes squirters
>she says she's into incest porn
Is Amy schumer using "trolling" and "surfing" interchangeably
When was this moment on the feeds?
WHO HERE LIKES INCEST?!!!
>they're talking about hentai
everyone keep an eye on Scott. His reaction will be telling
>shelby cleaning
T O P K E K
R
U
T
H
Dude abso FUCKING lutely is a /bb/ poster, too.
Literally no virgin in his mid-20d isnt a 4chin lurker at the very least, and he knows too much to not be a /bb/ student of the gameā¢
when scott started talking to monte in the hoh room
Not sure, somewhere around 5 or 6.
>Shelby not talking about all the fucked up shit Chads have made her do.
ian confirmed for replaced
scott is /ourguy/
7 or 8 hours ago
What's that black girls name? With the fat ass?
>I can't get hard to anything but 2D incest porn or futanari
I'd probably just tell them I eat ass or something
If there are any more crazy revalations for the next 20 mins, someone please manically greentext it
Need to mobilefag while I smoke
In return, i give you these digits
SHELBY IS HERE
both have a fat ass
They better ask her fetish
jesus krispy cucked someone
I agree. Ever since he heard America is voting for the winner he's been pandering and saying the "safe" answers like he uses reddit or likes the most like bb players.
>whitney had sex on a football field
>shane has had sex everywhere on a golf course
SHELBY IS OUT
did shrimpman just fap in the shower?
shelby doesnt want to show her powerlevel to her family
she left?
I'm sick of having to imagine Krispy having gross sex
fucking mad man. I hope someone capped it
she got chased away by Kryssies lameass stories.
Right? He clearly autistically knows exactly how much he should show his power level. Normies would never notice.
The only way this could get more surreal would be if he was Cutfag and proved it live on feeds
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based Danielle being bi.
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The younger one senpai
Dubs confirm incoming Ian/Scott group sex with Moo and Morgan followed by scorched earth battle for best autist on /bb/
>devins feels when consequences
Danielle
Thanks. What the others name? Man Danielle is sexy.
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Neeley and yeah Dani is a smokebomb
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I'm assuming Krispy is the fat white chick, Krispy as in Krispy Kreme
This cast is great hopefully comps don't ruin this
Please tell me we got some Bronte-esque caps
yes
>did you talk to anyone today? -shelbey
>about what? - shrampman
kek, this dude is from another planet
Boisterous laugh
>scott flirting with shelby
He's just shrimping her
he is truly /oneofus/
Chances Steve wins Ott?
As requested, the third T-Rex dance:
Ah, but zat begs ze question... What is it, to Win?
One man's coffin is ze other man's shrimp-scented flotation tank, no?
you are a saint
I love this place.
She would look so good with my semen on her chin
>I'm just so blessed for the cream on my dick
Shrimpman does NOT fuck uggos
Fo so fo so you dig?
But at the end of the day
It's all about having a good time
But He's always had a thing for older women
And cream up on yo dick when youre in side of a woman
#Blessed for this cream on my dick right now
Shrimpman wants to fuck On Camera
It's called "The Dougie"
If anyone fucks this season, call it the motherfucking Dougie
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Shrimpman is talking about how he carries a gun
Rather dark considering the spicy hot tub murder implications
But dats what made him what he was
Shrimpman talking to Scott about his virginity
>Shrimp: You could jus like... Jack off man!
>Scott: Yeah totatlly! Yeah
>Shrumpman: We're all made of atoms man... I believe in all that shit, man. But U aint corrupted!
>Scott: I'm not corrupted man!
Shrimpman just tripped over the end of the couch.
what a beautiful friendship.
Secret Final 2
ITS CUTTHROAT COMMITTEE BABY
Mooga shuck dooka bagooka FOOD
Why isn't Scott cuddling with Morgan right now?
>ywn have a bro who is this real wit u
>Shrimpman is LEGIT going to get Scott laid
Jesus fucking christ these woomen are sexually aggressive
HAHAHA
>Danielle told production she would have a showmance with a dude with a big dick
>Camera suddenly switches to the kitchen
(((DANIELLE, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT TAKING DICK FOR A STIPEND)))
>EVERYONE avoids Jason's ice cream like it's infected with AIDS
FACE THE PRETTY GIRL SCOTT
possibly the most autistic bb friendship ever
It's like I'm literally sleeping next to Cornbread.
One inch to the left and Scott is falling off of this bed.
I want them to cuddle.
yeah where the fuck is the cuddling. man up scott
Just cornbread up my sleep
I;'ll try tomake memes to pay off Danielles black child support
But she shouldnt have acted like a ghetto bitch
>justin doesnt like anal
no one is perfect i gues
Danielle's baby daddy plays for the chiefs where Cred Forums at?
Shane confirmed for little dick so Justin has a chance.
>virgin shaming
krispy needs to go
dae feet xD
>shelbyface.png
>krispy calling the others "retarded and simple"
>jason says they casted a bunch of ignorant hicks
one of you is a fucking waitress and the other works in a grocery store. you're all grown adults and you are clearly the ones with the worst lives
And they're actually getting outplayed by those āretarded and simpleā hicks.
typical liberals. they think they're smarter and better than everyone, even though they have worthless degrees, no job, and survive on welfare.
>there are """"""""""""people"""""""""""" who unironically watch bb
please end youselves, wastes of oxygen
I thought smoking was supposed to make you look cool.
He looks like a 12yr old girl smoking for the first time
you got misted by big tobacco
krispy bullying Whitney again
the HGs still think there are episodes. can't wait for them to get out and realized how irrelevant they were
wonder if they will ever release sub numbers
never. that would let us know how much money the show makes
place your bbbets
who wakes up first?
monte is always the first one up
>shelbyspammer is finally gone
post alex
this "season" sucks but shelby a cute
Shed look so good with my semen on her face
don't say that about her, she will always look good
monte is up
To suck fat girl dick
is alex the one who wanted to be on the show and morgan is the tagalong?
Did Alex get naked yet? Or Shelby?
Is Shelby still cute?
So, are Shane and Danielle going to be this seasons Paulie and Z.
>Implying she ever was with her goddamn Seth Rogen laugh.
WEED LMAO
I'd put cocaine on my dick and let her snort it off
Danielle is gonna be Natalie
RISE AND SHINE
i would like to formally assign the task of posting the BBOTT schedule in every thread from now on
somebody just do it
They should let America pick the wake up music
there is no wake up music
morgan working out in booty shorts in former nairobi
Just don't respond to the people who ask about it
That doesn't change my opinion
yoga room
caramel ice cream scoop in a waffle cone
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
with strawberries, whipcream, and and hot fudge ontop!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love it.
eh, theres only room for one person to work out at a time
who gives a shit it's what it's called
Shelby needs my semen
apparently you
its not like they cant take the mats and balls out into the bigger spaces and use them instead of taking turns lol
can you read?
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i assumed you are the one who attempted to correct me when i called it former nairobi which means you have some kind of vested interest. it that wssnt you, there is no need to continue this
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cornbread call AWM the beauty trio and prettiest girls in the house
>he didnt include hue
CONFIRMED GAY
i love how much krispy thinks she is a good player
cornbread is stupid
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>png (1.12 MB
you will never be remembered
Don't blame me, blame BBViewer
dumb fucking hick
BBViewer is on your computer and saving your files as .png for you?
lewl cornbread shit talking morgan to alex
they are clueless
Yup.
couch tomato called herself the puppeteer
Also just to make sure I'm remembering correctly I went back to my BB17 caps and they were .png too. This is literally the first time I've ever gotten complaints about the file size.
most of these fools has no game
user you're embarrassing yourself pls stop
How the fuck do I watch this if im Canadian. I try giving CBS my money and they say "no fuck you"
look up evel dick or bigbrothernetwork's twitter. they always post guides for retards to figure it out
I used different techniques for different years/browsers/sites. I like fraps the best. You can pick .jpg instead of .png
>Dani absolutely loves Nicole and thinks she played the best game of the season
Literally Zakiya
>krispy: we need to be in final 2 because america wants people who deserve to win this, win.
danielle is practically laying on shane
its on
Im not a retard bud.
danielle is man size
Your an moosecuck, pal.
is jackie still fat like she was in the house
Jackie is thicc
you might go so far as to say shes a big girl
these "men" are baby sized
She's a single mom and he's probably got about 7 or 8 of them now. He's probably not thought of her since hes blown a load in that pussy. Dumb bitch.
this bathcam operator sucks
Do you know name of player? Or position? Anything that can help me figure out the dude. I'm a chefs fan
That's pretty good advice, but I think I'm going to keep posting pngs because it triggers that one user.
read the fucking directions on the tube holy shit this kid
god i hate how this fat bitch thinks shes gonna make it far with jason and thinking shes gonna be one of the best players
once jason is gone by our leader monte, shes gonna scrambling.
>the HGs still think there are episodes.
Even worse is they get the creepy stalker fans without the bonus of being actually on television. And they're playing for 250k which is halfed after taxes and that's only the winner.
G H O S T E D
CBS should throw the weekly wed ep up on youtube with ads or something and spam it with links to buy the feeds
she said her son has family in georgia
so this is how an autistic person shaves?
I didn't hear her say anything. only heard it from here. I could probably determine it by location/college and age of the kid though.
Just look up chiefs drafted from a college or live in California. probably at most 2-3 years in the league.
Flashing back now to kryssies foot fetish story
The southern girls are all like uhhh lol
Not 100% sure it's actually gonna be this way, but I think they did a very good job designing the safety ceremony/America nom thing?
As HoH, Monte is able to save a group of people, I think half, before he makes his noms. America chooses their nom from the half that Monte leaves available.
If this is the system: it's a bulwark against ~vote with the house~ stuff, and it also saves someone's HoH if they win, they're against the numbers in the house, and their allies are unpopular with America
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the fat sisters likes mcdonalds pancakes
oh my she likes taco bell too, even morgan is disgusted with her
McDonald's breakfast is like the only good thing they serve.
kid is 3. she went to College of Sequoias in california
It will also show people's hands/hierarchies very well, much better than even the old nom wheel
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i hope they do our pick in between
what is the point of these fools shilling for fast food when they aint gonna get paid
I was kind of hoping the dad was Tyreek Hill since he was kicked off his college team for choking his pregnant gf and the Chiefs still drafted him
Scott isn't nearly as awkward as I once thought
>The people in the bathroom talking about taco bell
>The people on the couch start talking about taco bell
What the hell? This can't be a coincidence
What a weird situation
im starting to feel bad for these hamsters
they arent going to get any of the classic comps
Yeah, you could tell he wasn't at Steve or Ian levels the first night when he and Morgan were the only ones in the house. He's kind of quiet and introverted and looks a little funny but he's not on the spectrum like Steve or Ian.
Did he at least get to second base with Morgan last night?
S H R I M P M A N I S U P
>Tyreek Hill, the Kansas City Chiefs draft pick who pleaded guilty to punching his pregnant gf
Only one guy from Cred Forums cares
I shitpost about it in the gamethreads every time he touches the ball
i love morgans tiny bumps
upvoted
Could the kid have a white father? This dudes hometown is like right next to hers.
chiefs.com
Kingsburg and visalia are right next to each other.
kneely is annoyed with hue
how the fuck would I know
Oh yeah, I remember that guy. He made a bunch of big plays for Oklahoma State and then like that night his pregnant gf showed up at the hospital like "he beat the shit out of me and choked me" and the police looked at it and were like "Yup, that's exactly what happened" and he got kicked off of the team for good.
Considering the dad isn't around I'd say no. But if the kid's dad is Tyler "next Peyton Manning" Bray, we could have a GOAT qb on our hands
so as of now, is peewee still the target
well looks like we going back to shelby being on the block with jason
our leader monte thinks she will be a great pawn
i dont think we are getting HNs today
also our leader monte said he will put up justin if jason wins veto
What if bb is not live but we are watching recorded footage from years ago and these people are elon musks astronauts and this is their cover?
>danielle using shane
>danielle was first to talk to camera and beg for americ'a votes
great black natalie
Ok I think the baby daddy is Marcus Peters. Went to Washington but grew up in Oakland. He is definitely the type.
the dad is steve nelson, cornerback, played juco at sequoias
Then that mission is fucked
so they sent the protips chalkboard back in time?
The fat bitch doesn't think she's overweight? The fuck?
What if Devin is the father?
Damn she fucked a benchwarmer
kripsy kreme thinks she controls her intake and takes care of herself
these type of people are always lying to themselves
How many packs of cigarettes does Shelby smoke a day?
good find
Based, definitely him.
Please don't tell me our boy shrimpman is the target
I had a dream last night that Scott and Shrimpman got into a fist fight
Scott won
hue going hard flirt with monte and its awkward as fuck
morgan is so pretty
>tfw not morgans face and chest with shelbys everything else
she hasnt smoked a single cigarette since entering the house
>mfw I'm older than him
Where has the time gone?
>child support is theft n shit man
>that's wassup
Shed look prettier with my semen all over her body
she doesn't wash her hands when she snacks
>semenfag is back
She has the voice of a heavy smoker
>wanting a version of Shelby without two of Shelby's best features
>Shelby before HRT
somebody please give me bingo
im a girl
thats a very astute observation
I'm certainly getting some meech vibes from Whitney
Das wassup
scotts autism is annoying huefu
When she eats a snack she will touch sliding glass door and continue eating. I bet they fired her in the jewish deli because she was dirty.
I'm so glad they cast some real women like kryssie this year.
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Would you concent to my semen on your face? If not gtfo
good looks
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Stream?
The sickest people are the ones who try to avoid germs and weaken their immunity
morgan is prettier to me and i'd rather not have a large chest thanks
WORST IMPROMPTU GAME OF ALL TIME
>he's an assman
bet that why she got a scratchy throat
touchin high traffic things while eating
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thanks. my mom always said i was smart.
someone is going to do a wicked line drive off someones face and BB will make them stop
wow scott went to prom what a normal fag. fuck this fake cocksucker. He's probably fucked at least 3 girls and lied about being a virgin to get on big brother.
whatever you say ebola chan
im not talking about what i want in a woman you idiot
although if i liked women i wouldnt be an "assman" either
SHUT IT DOWN
feeling pretty /betrayed/ at the moment
fool played me like a fiddle
PISSED
Gtfo paul
use this for the next thread Ian
>he's a footfag
Get help
cornhole call anyone a nigger yet?
#nevercared
I want Whitney ASMR
>Not getting primal gorilla rampage urges from seeing a girls foot
Low test beta spotted boys
>fool gets digits
Don't be gay
well i dont think theres anything wrong with feet
jesus likes tool
What do you guys think of Monte and Shanes Cred Forums taste?
"I like old stuff like system of the down."
>no one ever mentions depeche mode
link to streams?
whitney likes adam sandler
she just keeps getting worse
meh
Is Whitney retarded? I cant tell.
her fiance is a special ed teacher, what did you expect
Why would they
why wouldn't they?
Because they suck a huge sweaty foot
at least it's better than everyone from 18
rude
Bridgette had better taste
>Monte is still wearing his HOH key
inb4 his HOH-itis makes him the next target.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
15-18 all had pretty shit taste
>britney spears
>jessica simpson
>avril lavigne
>lifehouse
>breaking benjamin
>taylor swift
where do they find these people?
we had biebs on 18 too
Now list bands you would request so we can laugh at you
tiff is live tweeting the feeds right now. she really hates Monte
everyone list the music you'd request
Ian do your fucking job
>she really hates Monte
same
our leader doesnt care about opinions
Chopin's nocturnes (srsly)
The Beatles
The Zombies
Andrew Bird
My bloody valentine
Talking heads
The dismemberment plan
Dire straits
XTC
Monte isn't worth hating. He is just a leader. He had a target on his back walking in. He is taking one for the team.
Frank Ocean
The Weeknd
Earl Sweatshirt
depeche mode
the birthday massacre
light asylum
Monte is now Davy Crockett
new thread
sonic youth
DOOM
women
>joyce manor
>brand new
>the shins
>titus andronicus
hawkwind, judas priest, slayer, sneaker pimps, and julie cruise
The openings from my favorite anime