Will the mods allow a baneposting thread today? Just for this one day?

We did it, bros!

pain?

>Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA
>He wasn't alone-
>UH, you don't get to bring friends.
>They are not my friends...
>Don't worry. No charge for them-
>AND, why would I want them?
>They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary, the masketta man-
>BANE?
>Aye-
>Get 'em on board, I'll call ittin.

Why was CIA so rude? He kept cutting off masketta.

Even the greatest men have their flaws. CIA's hubris was his downfall.

>I'll call ittin.
What did he mean by this?

Who is "ittin"?

Is it an acronym for something?

>only 8 posters
What if baneposting is already dying. The mods just wanted to protect us. They're the heroes Cred Forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt them. Because they can take it. Because they're not our heroes. They're silent guardians, watchful protectors. Dark knights.

Yesh, the fire rises

It's late where I am and I'm too sick to actively participate... so there's that.

CIA? I'm McBane.

First one to talk gets to die last

I would pay to see ANY ONE of these.

a 20 minute short film would be enough.
Where CIA and Bane get themselves into yet another fine mess.

Why weren't they his friends?

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Thane?

If you die will you take off your mask?

UH OH

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What's CIA's favorite 'za?

>But only Juan Ovyu
>They expect Juan Ovas in the wreckage, brother
Who the hell are these guys? Does Goyes have a hardon for spics?

i'm pretty sure that's not a pizza

>Dick Bush will never leave porn to crowdfund a CIA movie

Are you trying to commandeer my meme you piece of shit?

>why so serious
>haha look at these faggots spouting some stupid line from a movie to look cool
>Bane?
>4U LMAO

it's been years but it's time to face facts you're just as bad as those "normies" who idolize the Joker from the second movie

that would be very painful

Is that the first banepost in history?

Your friends, when he wasn't alone

HOTHEAD

you're a tough guy

You're a small guy, aren't you

it predates the movie and the opening scene from dkr was an homage to Cred Forums

Normies don't idolize Cee Aye Ey

Dr. CIA, I'm Pavel

underrated

fucking retard

Dr Pavel, I'm NASA

>Tiny balls

Gross

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>Docter pavehl imsieya
>Uuhu, you edont getto bringriends
>Gedemonbord ihl kall edin

What kind of language was he speaking?

Perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man in a pressurized spacecraft.

why is Smee sadder than usual there?

>The Flood Subsides brothers

Aiden is such a terrible actor. he really hammed up every line delivery

Paveltongue.

BBLLLAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEE

gaelic.aiden is irish

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not Vein?

idiot

more like "GAY lick".
Am I right?
Sexual tension between CIA and Bane?
Geddit... and 'cause Aiden's from the Emerald Isle?

Geddit...

>Is this faux awkward shtick doing anything for you guys?

>Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddie boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arse bandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert. If there's one twisted bastard in this family, it's this little blackmailer here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?

I don't understand the dialogue here. it comes out of nowhere and has nothing to do with Bane's plans. what gives?

Pottery

>CIA was actually the bulk beings in Interstellar

Really makes you think

Big guys don't fret about HOTHEADS

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what did he mean by this?

Payne?

I didn't watch interstellar, I'm a terrible baneposter. I just like how CIA man is yuge.

wtf I love Pratchett now

how did CIA survive this?

His powerlevel is greater than that of plane crash.

I mean bane's assault. he punches through concrete and fucks up batman big time yet CIA remains conscious and looks more surprised than injured.

>whispered Granny, in a hoarse whisper
Watch out guys! We've got our next Shakespeare over here.

STAIN?

Nice one.

>oxygen

always kills me

Oxygen kills you? What are you?

cane?

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Strain?

If I don't idolize the Joker, will I die?

uuuu

CIA is a robust guy.

Drain?

Kane?

rain?

NEIN??

doesn't rhyme.

Spain?

WHAT?!

CAIN?

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how will we celebrate it?

Bahrain?

GAIN????!?!?!!!!

Ethnic clensing

Wayne?

The plane, when CIA lost charge.

I thought this too for a while. But think of how many of our brothers were in the wreckage that were the other threads. I myself am rarely unBANEd because hothead redditors mods try to stop the rising of the fire.

Kek. Pretty damn good photoshop.

>Uh, you don't get to bring France
What did he mean by this ?

BA-AH-AH-AAAAIN

Crashed for our sins

You're a hot head...

Dwayne?

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For kaiju

> BA-AH-AH-AAAAIN

That's a really big building behind them

Welcome to Baneposting.

SKARCH?

What will the CIA do when he finds out about Baneposting?

nice but that's nothing. check em

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I am the Bone of my Agency.
Small is by Body and Cold is my Head.

THE PLANE WAS ONE THING BUT YOU SMALL GUYS WOULDN'T LAST ONE DAY IN THE SKARCH

I have shot over a thousand Hired Guns, before throwing them out of a Plane,
Unknown to Bane,
Nor to Dr. Pavel.

Wilson, his stance wide.

youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

youtube.com/watch?v=hW9cCWm53H4

Maine?

Have withstood extreme pain to file many flight plans
Yet this agent will never be a big guy.

Cane?

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So as I call it in,
Unlimited Plane Works.

Does anyone have that shop of Bruce Wayne at the cafe with CIA in the background? This is important.

your reward for those dubs

I hope he gets more roles soon. The CIA Cinematic Universe needs to expand

He stole the show in Blair Witch.

It's called the CIAnematic 4Universe.

how does he do it?

Absolute shit kill yourself

GAME?

I hope, it will be extremely painful for him.

what is this

Pavel, when the plane fell...

Is the DC Cinematic Universe secretly kino?

WW stands for William Wilson you cuck.

Are you fucking blind ? It's two doublue u.

Layers upon layers man...

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How about some trainposting?

What did they mean by this?

youtu.be/0uWX_3era2g

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yes, four u's

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Aynone got the badly translated series?

test

Don Patch?

>you used to call me on my cell phone, late night when big guys need my plane

what happened to us Cred Forums?

You think Baneposting is your ally?

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>he was a good friend
What did he mean by this?

CIA, when shit was SO CASH.

So meany dead memes

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>Survivors

bumping this

I'm The Guy.

the biggest proof for meme magic

>

You need to update your pic user.

>He could actually.... save planes from crashing?

can we get a I'm fbi and I'm nsa versions?

you're just a hothead

>nolanfags will say its an homage

I'm making the most Avantgarde banepost of all time. Here's a tease

Just be urself

>WE GET IT, HE'S A BIG GUY FOR YOU
My favorite part of these threads

Dr Pavel, Im fudgepacker

youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg&ab_channel=IAMSEXSmith

He wasn't alone in the universe

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Yes. The spirit rises.

imagine some of the guys who made those pepes saw their work on the news

is there any higher acclaim for a meme?

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Not for you.

PAGNE?

Why does she wear a mask?

Do I crash anything?

He crashes the plane?

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What's the quintessential Vaporbane to listen to?

No survivors, Orson, please

>BRAIN?

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For the hired gun.

youtube.com/watch?v=_BwJAuVC2vA

MUAAAAAHHHHHH!

The french Banes have always been renowned for their bigness.

>you're a Bing guy
Was this the most egregious abuse of product placement in cinema history?

CAIN'S BRAIN?

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looks more like marky mark desu

My board!
The mods do nothing!

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>ifunny

You have to go back

Ahhhh! The Central Intelligence Agency has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a CIA agent by the name Bill Wilson that inspires that very excellence.

EVERY TIME!

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youtube.com/watch?v=hEG-6ekwa28

This is Baneposting kino.

what is this a refference to

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youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

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Little known fact: when Bane says "for you" he is actually referring back to when he said removing his mask would be extremely painful. This implies that if CIA tried to remove Bane's mask, then Bane would cause extreme pain to CIA.

bullshit

Source?

so good

Do you think the CIA v. Big Guy scene was playing while the shooting happened? It could have been the last thing some of those people saw. What a truly reprehensible act.

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It was confirmed by Tom Hardy that he canonically read the line with the intended interpretation being "I'm a big guy for you"

Baneposting is funny because it wasn't intentional

SHARKS?

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>Little known fact: when Bane says "for you" he is actually referring back to when he said removing his mask would be extremely painful. This implies that if CIA tried to remove Bane's mask, then Bane would cause extreme pain to CIA.

Bane is an important person for him. He is an agent of the CIA who has been actively hunting Bane. Their importance to somebody, their stature, their largeness is defined by the effect they have on them. To the average person Bane is not a 'big guy', but to this agent he is large indeed.

Redditfags are butthurts.

Hey you guys can you explain this line to me:
>Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
Would it not make more sense to lean their head out the door when you shoot them to minimalize blood splatter?

MAAAAAAH THE FRIENDS AND BANE

HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CELEBRATED FOR THEIR TREMENDOUS STATURE

grain?

Why would it matter if Bane was a big guy? The mask is attached to his face, so you'd think the pain would come from having medical shit getting ripped out of his face.

>no one cared who I was before I put on the mask
Why does he say this? Why is it relevant?

There are so many subtle references and allegories to Nietzschean philosophy in this short scene. Hotheads will never understand.

When Agent Wilson calls Bane a "big guy" he's clearly referencing him as the Übermensch, while himself indulges in slave morality represented by the authoritarian institution that is Central Intelligence Agency. Note how Wilson never references himself as his real name. There is no individuality in him, only CIA. The essence of slave morality (represented as the "flight plan", opposed to master morality - the "master plan") is utility: the good is what is most useful for the whole community, not the strong. But he does not see beyond initial good and evil.

Also prior to the scene, Wilson shoots out of the plane without actually killing anyone. He does so out of misguided anger, furious that neither faith in god nor scientific knowledge has not given him the rest or respite he desires. At the same time, CIA shooting the sky symbolizes the death of God as a source of morality for people, leading to the unhooding of Bane, the Übermensch.

When Bane crashes the plane with no survivors, he's crashing the entire worldview based on slave morality. He's crashing old thoughts and institutions such as religions (Christianity for example). He's crashing secular humanism. He's crashing herd mentality. He's crashing even himself, as he overcomes his former self to become the over-man. In this crash, a fire rises in the wreckage - the triumph of "life" over "logic"

Then, in the end Bane reminds Dr. Pavel that "Now is not the time for fear, that comes later!" The world is necessarily moved in a cycle, endlessly repeating all past events due to finite amount of matter and infinite amount of time. In this eternal recurrence, the plane crash will repeat - again and again.

But if life triumphs over logic, the only meaning is life then is the will to power, that means the big guy will always be in charge here.

Bravo Nolan.

> "Get them, I'm bored. I'll call it in."

What did he mean by this?

Just what you'd expect from the Master, Mr Nolan

Just making the grunts do the grunt work.

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CIA realizes the futility of their work, it's why he wants to throw everything from the plane.

FOUR YEARS

FOR FOUR YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC BANE CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOLOLO LOOOK AT ME IM LE CIA XDDDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Cred Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID CIA AGENT AND THE OTHER ASS BANE, 4 YEARS, 4 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A BANE THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Cred Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE DARK KNIGHT SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT BANE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF BANE TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE ACTORS OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT BANE'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID CIA THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH TDKR FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR PAVEL

uh, you dont get to bring trips

FOR YOU

You don't belong here

That's all there is to it.

You may have been one of us but you're not anymore. Go now and find a new community.

Crashing a plane.

You're a big star.

Why the fuck does his neck tense up when he says Bane?

It sounds like he's trying to force it out, like Bane is a forbidden word or something.

Does CIA have speaking problems?

Hapy birthday brothers, I'm sad I deleted my 300MB of baneposting, those were fun times.

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ooh delicious pasta

youtube.com/watch?v=tF3c3SrgnAk
youtube.com/watch?v=233OwqrLvgE&index=2&list=PLeWrxag3LrBGyZXJPkx4gjOSr3vVaheSA

>only 300

Casual redditor.

He is an Irish guy.

what's up with the hats?

Have the sauce lad?

what hats?

Boku no Pico

Why are you here?

but 300MB is a big data size

I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions the want to be a Dr. , every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of it's plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you're a real human being and a true detective. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell FOR YOU! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with CIA. I've lost interest in all guys, besides him. Guys who are considered "hot" by the general female population don't cut it for me anymore.

CIA really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.

And why would I want them?

Thanks a lot Cred Forums, you've ruined my life.

I recently had a job interview, my first interview since being laid off in November. I'll give a brief summary:
>walk in
>I'm totally qualified for the job, I also have a few years of experience in the specific field I'm applying for
>"Hello user, I'm [first name] Baines."
>in my head, I'm laughing like a schoolgirl and saying "BAINES?" over and over, just like CIA
>try to maintain my cool
>interview begins
>things seem to be going well
>"We're looking for applicants who will stay with us for a long time, someone with a lotta loyalty"
>fight back a smile
>"So, user, tell us why do you want this job?"
>fuck
>I can't hold back any more
>"FOR YOU!!!"
That was a week ago, they said they'd call in a couple days but they never did. I'm convinced it was because of that fucking meme that I didn't get the job. Thanks a lot, Cred Forums.

For a redditor.

Was that really printed

Original.

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Hotheads

plz

For Britian

youtube.com/watch?v=8M54T1cEsqU

Have you not seen Game of Thrones?

Why is baneposting the greatest meme ever conceived?

Because it's absurd, it's versatile, it's funny. You can never expect what's the next thing someone else will come up with. You can remember it while watching news about a plane crashing on TV and laughing like a maniac without even wanting to. It's eternal, it's a meme you can accept as a lifestyle, it's a meme you can enjoy without being "le meme spamming redditor". It's a complete and excellent distraction for whatever is happening in the real world. It has unlimited combinations, the scene is ambiguous enough to be discussed endlessly. It's deep, you always find new things about it, the fire never burns itself and it keeps rising. It allows crossovers, it can derail threads that are full of negativity, it's family friendly, it gives you a good laugh and a good vibe to have a better day, because laughing is very good for you. It's difficult to explain, it just happened, and it's the biggest meme we've done. The biggest anyone's done since silent era. For you, for me, for him, for her, for them, for us. For everyone.

Here is some essential Bane media to help increase your love for bane:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeWrxag3LrBGyZXJPkx4gjOSr3vVaheSA

XD LELELELE SO FUCKING
FUKKEN
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EPIC
P
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>le twidder screnshots what did he mean by this
WE
WUZ
KANGZ N SHIET

>le goldenface shit thread MEME i love it xP if you don't respond ur mum will dead tonight ^_^
OLOLOLOL LE #SJW #CuCK #NIGGERS #BLACKED #CAN'T #STUMP #GG #NYS #LE #ETHICS #IN #GAEMS #JURNO #XDXDXDXD

DELETE THIS

SIDES ARE LE GONE HOLY SHIT LE FUG BENIS LE TIPS LE TIPPY TIP TOP FEDORA WEEEWWW WEW XDD WEW LADDY UR MAD BROOOOO UR SOOOOO MAAAAAAADDDD LE IRONY IS LE BESTEST HUMOR XDD I LOV IRONY AND LE BIG BANG THEORY BAZINGA IT LE KILLS MY LELES I LOVE POOPY SHIT COCK I WANT A BLACK COCK

*unsheathes katana*
wellllllllll m’goodsir, I think u thought u had me beat, but wacht this !!!!
*charges up energy*
*goes super sainant*
*farts*
*raises paw*
hhmmmmmmmmm.......

LELELELELE MARVELFAGS WILL ENVER ENVER EVER NEVER HAVE LE KINO LIEK LE DC PISS ASS FART xD ME GUSTA LOS IRONYJUEGOS xD *tips fedora m'lady* LE FARTS IN UR HAND

*LE FEMALE ANIME FACE OF CONDESCENSION

MAY MAY MEME
JON SNOW DIES
TYRION DIES
STANNIS DIES
BLESZINSKI
BAZINGA
ZIMBABWE
SHARINGAN
BERMUDA
BELGIUM
ZABOOMAFOO
BAZOOPER
HULKHOGAN
UNDERTAKER
BOTSWANA
SORRY IF I POOPED
LOL U MAD BRAHS?
TOP KEK FRIENDS
TOP KEK HERE
TOP KEK THERE
TOP KEK TOP KEK IN UR MOM'S ASS

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREETS

POO IN LOO

BANE? HES A BIG GUY FOR YOU
Hothead? Hothead

What did he mean by this?
Faggot :3 Faggot :3

I honestly believe he's taking the piss in GoT

dat belt over the lecture: Oh my god that is brilliant.

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>youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeWrxag3LrBGyZXJPkx4gjOSr3vVaheSA
Is it possible to be more of a tryhard pseudo intellectual than this man is on a daily basis?
Your posts are tailored to make people think you have more than two active neurons buzzing around in your head, and it shows.
You can take basically any of your posts and apply the thought "does this person want me to think he is interesting" to them, and hear a high pitched scream of "yes, yes, god please look at the pictures I post, look at the whole minute I take to think up my ideas and please love me."

Tell me about Ichigo, why does he wear the mask?

CIA: Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
Big Guy: Or perhaps, he is wondering when someone's gonna come through that door.
CIA: At least, you can talk, who are you?
Big Guy: Hugh Mungus.

I'm here breakin' your banes and you get fucking big

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i will repost that in december 12, 2016. trust me everyone

mods
can you please ban this hotheads? those guys who hate baneposting.... the copypastas

please ban them

The plane scene was released early as a teaser

> "Bane?"

What did he mean by this?

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>posting a shitty shopped image instead of this one

What did he mean by this?

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would use a bootleg instead of the original?

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i dont getit

do you have the webm with the bumpy riding?

>pavel rolling his thumbs

>good insightful post about a movie
>5 replies from 3 posters and than pruned
>shitposting thread
>280 replies from over 100 posters

I hate this place

Then why are you here?

This is literally, unironically 100% me. Even if I'm having the shittiest day ever, all it takes is seeing that one pic of Aiden to put a big stupid grin on my face.

I owe a great deal of my day-to-day happyness to Baneposting.

GET HIM ON BOARD, I'LL CALL IT IN

>pay to shitpost faster
How could I refuse?

youtube.com/watch?v=p4qCrloq8GQ

ᵈʳ ᵖᵃᵛᵉˡ ᶦᵐ ᶜᶦᵃ

This shit has gone too far.

youtube.com/watch?v=XM9iQVO6kWs

Big birthday for you.
youtube.com/watch?v=t6Ro_RtJXNU

Anyone have the baneposting version of this?
youtube.com/watch?v=CX45pYvxDiA&ab_channel=RiulDoamnei

youtube.com/watch?v=n-iCB9isXFw

aAHAA-HAA

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nice dubs

>nice dubs
>actually trips
what did he mean by this?

>image limit

shieet

Wew

youtube.com/watch?v=Sk3JbVQ1bzY

He was trying to bring Reddit down here.

baneposting is never going to die.

*unhooks thumbs*

Your post wasn't insightful

>thread made 8 hours ago

Nah m8 it's dead as fuck

HOTHEAD LEAVE! REEEEEEEEEEEE

>game has been out for months
>no CIA sfm porn
wtf

>why so serious
man I'd forgotten that was a meme. Feels strange.

>meme started 4 years ago

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The single most potent synthesis that has ever been seen on this board.

Looks like Neeson tbqhwyf.

>a small step for a man
>a big guy for you

>ᵈʳ ᵖᵃᵛᵉˡ ᶦᵐ ᶜᶦᵃ
Dr. Pavel. I"m Ant-man.

holy fucking kek

Fancy and hilarious

Fucking genius.

Serious question: I've watched the scene some fifty times and I've never heard the line "This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!" Was this cut off the theatrical version or something?

>The filght plan I filled with the agency only shows 2 lifeforms on this planet

Sometimes when I take a shower I reenact the CIA/Bane scene out load.

>start yelling, "Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?!"
>imitate Bane's muffled voice, "Or perhaps he's wondering why one would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane."
>continue to finish the scene til I get out the shower

It makes me laugh afterwards and puts me in a better mood.
I'm depressed, so it helps.

Do you feel in charge?

it was in script, but wasn't used, i guess

that's what CIA is thinking according to the official novelization, and is generally accepted to be canonic scripture

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Another serious question: Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane? Isn't that just a waste of bullets?

CIA is a stupid guy.

Because the man would be able to fly so good if he had not been shot.

Shooting him before throwing him out ensures that the man doesn't fly so good, hence the justification for expending a bullet. Bane questions this logic, but is ultimately in vain, and is forced to assert his big guy philosophies on CIA

I fucking laughed.
I love Baneposting OC.

Great thread lads. See you in the next one.

People get thrown out of planes on a daily basis and more often than not, they fly so good they don't die.
If you happen to shoot them before throwing them out of the plane, they will not fly so good and most likely die.

might be some weird sort of mercy

>no CIA in the background with mexican service kids face shooped on him.

Almost there.