Late 2000s Australian tv show

>Late 2000s Australian tv show
>COME ON BABY WE AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER, LET ME SHOW YOU ALL THE THINGS THAT WE CAN DO. I KNOW YOU WANNA BE TOGETHER, AND I WANNA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU

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>Late 2000s
This show is from the Future?

You're thinking of the 2990s

>not BECAUSE TONIGHT YOUR GINNE GET MY MWAH MWAH

>in the servo last month late at night getting a pie. Notice Harold from neighbours buying a 6 pack wearing a hoodie and sweatpants

He looked rough. Wtf happened

>Cred Forums never got to have daily Quizmania live threads
How do we bring it back lads?

>it's a the Chasers is now completely shit, unfunny and obsolete episode

6 pack at a servo?

>early 2000s Australian tv show
>Jamie Durie is the host

Lads what the fuck happened? What are we doing on Cred Forums on a saturday night?

Fuck sake, now thats in my head.

Yeah I thought that was odd, he might have bought it somewhere else. He just had it on the counter/shelf thing.

I want to go back to the late 90's early 2000's

Things seemed so much more fun then because it was all new.

>it's an outline of scotty cams penis in his jeans episode

>tfw no grand final party to go to

up the doggies

same, now im angry or depressed all the time and everything sucks.

Hmm I wonder why that was. Could it be you were very young?

Why does brisbane have such a strong musical tradition

youtube.com/watch?v=SN56xFZX_WA

>it;'s a barely legal rubdowm on Channel V episode

youtube.com/watch?v=8pgVfiMntoE

australia fucking sucks reee get me out of here

fucking pigs and government stooges everywhere telling me what to do

blame abc and their shitty bias

nu abc is fucking cucked and horrible.

Even mad as hell isnt very good

i wish abc would hurry up and get defunded.

my life is fucked, this country is fucked, i can't get fucked

at least I'm here shitposting on a nepalese knitting forum

yeah i must admit they are entirely useless

they could just go 100% online only and it wouldnt make a shit of difference.

the only show i still watch is rake

I

FEEL

SO UNTOUCHED RIGHT NOW

NEED YOU SO MUCH SOME HOW

youtube.com/watch?v=prjVGQWNyE4

CAUSE WE DON'T NEED NO ONE TO TELL US WHAT TO DO

Ay faken this

I'm sick of all my friends.
Girls can be so mean.

I love The Veronicas.

>it's a Friday night sbs channel foreign movie while your parents are asleep and you've got the tv muted with your finger on the button

>those erotic short movies they'd play on friday nights

MUH DIK

the one where the midget cuckolded the rich guy probs gave me a cuck fetish

Fucking hell i've been so disconnected i didn't even realise it had happened.

I thought I saw a man brought to life
He was warm, he came around like
He was dignified
He showed me what it was to cry
Well you couldn't be that man I adored
You don't seem to know, don't seem to care
What your heart is for
No I don't know him anymore

The one where the security guard falls for a shop lifter offering sex in exchange for letting her then finding out she's a test sent by the company and is fired because of it is my favourite tbqh, it's literally me

I go out on Monday nights.

>tfw she was in that movie with mr bean

>No big brother up late or adults only to fall asleep to anymore

>coming home from school
>see this

I'm an adolescent now

i know that feel bro

she shit since breast reduction

guys here's a secret, i fingered a certain celebrity in a nightclub. can't tell who though

Is it Bajo?

Remember the infamous "Turkey slap" (cock slap) that was caught on that? Remember the episode where both guys went on TV to apologise for it?

youtu.be/IpoNXWeul2g

Reminder that gaelen was the gayest cunt in the country

Jesus Christ.

Fuuuark.

I hope she becomes successful in the US like Margot and Hemsworth did.

someone post margot in school uniform

>watch this at school
>burst out a laugh
>get sent to the principal's office

I watched this in high school. My friend shouted out "HE'S HANGING WITH THE BRUDDAS" when they hung the guy. Holy shit we were in tears from laughing so hard

we watched rabbit proof fence. everyone laughed when the abo mothers started beating their own heads with rocks.

I stopped watching when Melissa died, is it worth it to go back and watch the rest of the series?

NZ btw :3c

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Who /torn/ here?

YOU ARE MY VOODOO CHILD
MY VOODOO CHILD

One of my favourite songs as a kid.

The original was better

youtu.be/Y8VZFNHjiqE

WASAAAAAAABI

are you on the dole??

what about that faggot merlin?

no

If it weren't for the gun laws chances are I would have blown my brains out a while ago

He played a set at a festival I went to once. Throughout his entire set, he was pelted by water bottles from the audience. It was great

Same Tbh

help us fight for gun freedom then

holly valance?

which government stooges are telling you what to do?

pigs and pollies

Centrelink telling him to have 10 job interviews every fortnight

ahh fuck you too? I've been trying to get it together to go to the doctor and try and get on disability but i've developed agoraphobia over the last couple of months and i'm scared to leave the house.

How does this work if there are no jobs you're qualified to do in your area?

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>developed agoraphobia over the last couple of months and i'm scared to leave the house.
No m8, you're just lazy.

Time to stop sponging and join the real world.

I have severe untreated depression and social anxiety
I'm a 23 year old NEET and had my dole cut a few months ago due to not attending an appointment
I haven't done a single thing about it

I'm just living in this limbo land of mental illness, ignorance and confusion

I'm slowly but surely going completely insane

I will either end up, dead, homeless or in an institution

you not qualified to stack shelves?

I'm not lazy. I started working full time at 16. I've never received any kind of government assistance.

I meant sponging of your folks.

Why don't you do something to help yourself and stop whining.

Everybody goes through tough times.

You apply for everything and anything, can't be picky.

When I was studying, I had to apply for 15 a fortnight and also do fortnightly appointments with someone. In the appointments I'd have to do either cold calling for jobs they choose for you or I'd have to scroll through seek until I'd applied for another 15 different jobs than what I handed them.

One time they set me up with an interview that was 90mins away by public transport (my only transport at the time). I think 90mins travel was the maximum range they could force me to travel for work.

If i could get something like that I would be over the moon. There was a job going at aldi about an hours drive from where I am but it said you had to be able to do everything there including calculating the correct change for people in your head. I was never great at math and it's only made worse by my low self esteem and anxiety.

just be yourself

how do you work up the confidence to just take interviews and stop giving a fuck?

I always feel like im gonna be a failure and not able to do what they want me to do.

My mum died 8 years ago and my dad told me never to contact him again after I blew over him wanting to give all her old stuff to his new girlfriend.

All about confidence. You need to stop thinking the employer has all the power.

Remember: They need YOU!

because it takes all my mental strength to walk around the block

and when I talk to people they can tell I'm fucked up immediately

but what if they get me and im shit and then i get fired and i was just bullshitting my way thru?

how do i become confident in my abilities?

>tfw overqualified to stack shelves
Woolies hiring is a weird place

I don't believe you.

iktf bro.

>27
>recently NEET
>had to move back home with parents
>dole runs out in a few weeks
>anxiety risen and can't drive
>feel like I can't breathe when out in public

Thinking of killing myself lads. Not looking for sympathy but it just feels good to get it out. Think I'm gonna gamble my last few grand and give it to my folks.

check the facts. Is this amount of fear rational? They won't expect you to know everything and how everything works in the job immediately. They asked you there because they see something in you. If they hire you they think you can do it. If they have faith in you then you should too. I go thru the same shit.

I don't have any reason to lie to you, i'm a pathetic fuck posting on Cred Forums at midnight.

jesus christ. go to a GP. they will get you on a 'mental health plan'. you will get ADs for about $10 a packet, as well as free access to a shrink.

this is the second time I've heard you whining about this shit. You should get someone to talk to

> tfw no glory days of every channel having a skit show.
> tfw only renovation, cooking and current affair shows on the networks.

I swear to god it's going to be Panel Shows next "ooh hoo i'm some random effeminate fuckwit whose only gig outside of fringe festivals was a 2 minute set at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, get ready for my subpar comedic opines!".

Fucking Britcucks unloading their garbage programming trends on us.

Then you end up where you started and nobody cares.

Seriously it's not actually that bad user. I applied from shit ton of jobs I never had experience before and gotten some.

It's not school. No one yells at you or bullies you.

You can literally just call in and say you quit if need be.

>tfw too anxious to go to the doctor

>has his driver's license
>had moved out of home at one point
>thinks he has anxiety

*inhales*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't want to be put in a psyche ward or anything.

>and when I talk to people they can tell I'm fucked up immediately

You're just assuming that because you feel down.

Try:
>getting up early in the morning and setting a sleeping routine
>showering regularly
>give up smoking/booze/drugs if you use them
>doing things. even if it is just going for a walk(go at night when it's quiet)/preparing a meal/apply for a set no. of jobs/online learning
>spend less time on Cred Forums

I know. I'm going to try and get an appointment at a gp on monday

lol

Where do you live if you have no money or support?

the most common form of death for men in australia under 40 is suicide

I watched part of Channel 10 (I'm not sure) music quiz panel show tonight. God is it terrible. They have the audience and the guest sing parts of the song after they guess it.

good, get a referral for a psych or something, gps are just for drugs

you don't understand mental illness

I've done those things for the past 3 years

I live in my own house and i'm about 20 days from running out of money completely. I've been living of savings the last few months.

you wont be put in a psyche ward unless the GP or shrink think you are a severe and immediate threat to others or yourself.

don't put it off. you have to do it. you're literally killing yourself if you don't

What the fuck is wrong with us?

With no wars, no needing to work to look after women, no need to hunt, no need to exist. The disposable gender disposes itself.

At least you have dubs, I don't even have that.

>Moments that defined the nation

So if I tell the doctor that for 75% of the day I think about how I should hang myself I won't be commited?

Not really though.

You've just pretended to yourself that you've done them to give yourself the excuse of giving up.

this seems very out of character for channel V. it's almost brazilian television tier

I heard this gay liberal cuck in my uni tut claim that young men who an hero deserve literally zero pity because they abuse their privilege to not talk.

Why don't you?

How does it work for you user?

I'll be doing menial tasks and then all of a sudden this wave of sadness hits and I feel the urge to off myself on the spot.

how tolerant and understanding of him

It's weird man. You know the thoughts are illogical but you still can't fight it.
It's like knowing the answer to the question but you're still never correct.

you will only be committed if you're violent or a danger to others. You would have to show past self harm to be committed for suicide thoughts. I've had I spend half the time imagining myself dead after various ways of killing myself and never had a conversation about being committed.

The only reason I'm still alive is for my Mum and Brother

I generally just feel like complete shit 24/7 so being tired of that seems natural.

no. otherwise most people would get committed.

When can I be kept in a mental health facility against my will?
You can be kept in a mental health facility against your will if you are certified by the facility doctor as a mentally ill person or a mentally disordered person. You may be kept for up to 2 hours against your will so that the facility doctor may see you to decide whether to certify you.

A mentally ill person is someone who has a mental illness and who needs to be kept in a mental health facility for their own protection or to protect other people. A mentally disordered person is someone whose behaviour shows that they need to be kept in a mental health facility for a short time for their own protection or to protect other people.

The facility cannot continue to keep you against your will unless at least one other doctor also finds that you are a mentally ill person or a mentally disordered person. At least one of the doctors who sees you must be a psychiatrist.

read more here. if you aren't having a literal breakdown, they wont commit.

my cousin once was laying down crying on the floor of a bank, and wasn't committed.

mhrm.mhcc.org.au/chapter-4/4c.aspx

what's it like in there? Sometimes I feel like it might be comfy. Having people care for you. It's only the other patients I'm scared of

Josh Thomas needs to be fucking hanged

nigger they dope you the fuck up and you do fuck all all day. You dont get a phone.

I spend 7 months in one. You don't want to go there if you can avoid it user.

is that supposed to sound unappealing?

>related videos
Hmmmm, how far down the rabbit hole to go...

You wont get to shitpost at all

>Didn't even try the old door knob trick
Shit effort, what a drama queen

you go nuts, there's nothing but your thoughts and paranoia

Depends.

It can be really disturbing. You often here screaming and constant moving in most of the rooms in the crazy sections.

Other wise it's bed at 9pm and free moving around on site until then. Movie nights on friday in the lounge and daily doctor visits.

I had my own room with a desk and got to draw a lot.

I have been to 3 places and most of the staff are really apathetic. Seems like they have been doing it for 30 years and don't give a fuck anymore. The other patients you meet can be pretty cool and some have amazing life stories.

>It's a Blocktacular at Block o'clock Blockisode

He wasn't trying to kill himself he was trying to get into a psych ward because he liked it in there

and it worked

>shitposting on a saturday night
kill yourselves

>tfw you will never meet up with a bogan teen and go back to her place, get drunk and fuck the shit out in the morning

fucking kek aussies are true cunnisseurs

>yfw you remember the Western Bulldogs unironically won the flag

>it's an aussie shitposting episode

Is it true they back pay you if you've been out of work for a while?

Jesus Australia, get it together. This threads really gone off the rails.

fuck you nooga

Only back pay until the first day you lodged your form.

you wanna go cunt

Go with the flow ya fuckin drongo

how long does it take to get it set up?

do thou want to live deliciously?

Might take a few weeks for it to all go through. Sooner you lodge the forms the sooner you get paid/

wouldst thou like to see the world?

Reminder to get your gun license.

it can take like a month. and its dumb.

>be white collar professional
>get made redundant
>cannot find a job
>file for centrelink
>one of their requirements to get paid is to visit some kind of registered job finding agency
>i go in
>woman flatly says that its a waste of time because they aren't equipped to help people find white collar jobs, just help people who are too dumb/don't have computers to write their resumes.
>walk out 5 mins later

dost thou see a book before thee? Remove thy shift.

thanks user

I will guide thy hand.

is walid the voice of a generation?

>We
It's still Saturday morning in the US my Australian friend

Got a story about the veronica's from when they were popular.

>be 18
>in the valley with the lads
>drunk as fuck
>see two chicks walking behind us
>start hitting on them incoherently
>all of a sudden blinding cameras and crowds of people
>people shouting Veronicas
>ask who the fuck is veronica
>it's them


If you can find them, some paparazzi website has them with me in it.

DELET THIS

I'm hoping the doctor can see how fucked up I am, clearly under weight and such. I'll probably start sweating and shaking trying to explain myself. If I can get some of that autism money for a few months maybe I can pull though this.

fucking lol

FUCK YEA STRAYLA

>tfw no tinder hits

Fuck where else do i go for apps and shit?

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THICC

Nice.

Tinder became shit when it went microtransaction heavy. Now women have to be even more picky, unless they want to pay

>police unable to handle some simple shoving banter

m80, exact same here but I'm 22.

Do you have a Skype?

You too babe.


I don't know, might be something in chatting. I'm trying to do anything I can because I don't have much time left. Anyone else add me too if you want.

[email protected]
It's real, just kind of a joke name

Literally our girl
>that vid where she fucks a guy in Melbourne uni library
>that vid where she holds down Asa and rapes her
>that best BLACKED vid of all time

australia's natural treasure

>Anytime some race/SJW shit happens people jump to him for an answer
>he replies with the most middle of the ground/slightly left shit and everyone loses their minds

Wait, it costs to talk now or some shit? fuck

you're not some fag that's going to hit on me are you?

>tfw i made iu

Nah. I've been meaning to make a new email.

>Australians make dedicated Aussie threads on every board
I like it. But why do we feel the need to have little Jew style ghettos wherever we go?

1. Brooke
2. Kristie
3. Flick
4. Jennah-Louise
5. Kylie
6. El
7. Sue

Outside, learn to talk to strangers. It's better now since a lot less people do it.

probably because nobody in the world understands us except maybe the Kiwis because we're so far away from the rest of western civilization

going for my driving test this week

give me some pointers so i can pass

doing automatic only, yes i know, fagget etc, i have no manual car to practice on and im very uncoordinated

make sure you come to a full stop at the stop signs.

Remember the steps to a hill start. I think for auto it was, start on parking with handbrake up, check mirror, put car in gear, check mirror, put slight pressure on the gas, check mirror again, drop handbrake, start going forward

keep checking your rear view mirror, they love that

IT'S COMIN ROUND AGAIN, SLOWLY CREEPIN IN

youtube.com/watch?v=-7ULhmJIi4s

Agreed

dont speed
make a point of moving your head a little so they know you're checking your mirrors
dont ever use your left foot for anything

thanks lads, i hope i pass gonna practice for the next few days to warm up

also helps to buy a gift for your test taker. nothing much, just chocolates or something.

a nice box of cuban cigars

If you are a girl, cry and they'll go easy on you.

I can't believe I even passed

I was literally having a panic attack the entire time

I honestly think the lady was pretty dodgy and just passed me because I scared the shit out of her a couple of times and she stopped talking to me

>there's only live videos of their shitty re-recorded version
Fuck that one, the original is GOAT

Do you live in a small town or a city?

city/large town

You could do what one of my mates did, and drove to the closest nearby town with it's own MVR and did the test there. Since it's a smaller town, they test differently. Less lights, stop signs, etc etc. Lot easier supposedly

i dont get it, they look white

If you have the money get an instructor to take take you around where they test you know pretty much what you're in for.
I did this. The guy was a bit of a cunt but because I knew pretty much what i had to do I managed to pass despite freaking out on the inside the entire time.

BUT ITS NAAAAAAAAAAAAT MY KINDA SCENE OH YEA

Anyone with 1 drop of indigenous blood can claim they're black if the elders recognise them.

they prob claim they are like 1/16th or someshit and claim benefits

>don't even have my learners permit at 21 years of age
JUST

I should really just fucking do it because I'm NEET again and got nothing to do besides job searching, oh and my internet addiction

>90's/early naughties teen romance movie

>IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME LITTLE GIRL YOURE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIDE

My mate's 27 and he doesn't have a license

I got my learners when i was 21 but didn't get my licence till I was 25, it's alright.

>this young whippersnapper complaining thinking he's old

Something in the water
youtube.com/watch?v=FRfBK-5w7Cw

>Confidence
Act like you don't need the gig, but are interested in the field/achieving personal or community goals via the gig.
The second you tell yourself "I NEED this", you'll fucking crack. The people that perform under pressure literally don't give a fuck and just do.

>25
>still don't know how to get laid
>still too cowardly to end it all

Just another Saturday night.

Where can I read more of your blog mate? I really want to read about your life, you fucking gay cunt

Where can I read more of your comments mate? I really want to read about your criticisms, you fucking gay cunt

i don't need it though, that's why i've never had a job

but i don't have the confidence to get one anyway

I'll be here forever cunt, feel free to upvote them so they make the front page

you're lucky

nailed him

Tony Abbott?

nah it's that annoying middle point where i've got money to live easy but i don't have money to buy myself things like my mates who work. i want spare cash to buy funs and clothes and whatever else cool shit i like

r8 my australian accent me m8s
vocaroo.com/i/s1yZaDkVgz2c

Maybe he doesn't have a phd

I thought it were emus

I'm no longer concerned with possessions i'm just worried about ending up on the street now.

you sound like someone who auditioned for a part on the simpsons and didnt get the job

There was a night shit job at mcdonalds but they only wanted people with previous mcdonalds experience. fuck everything,

vocaroo.com/i/s1jMudP3J8eJ

>you sound like someone who auditioned for a part on the simpsons and didnt get the job
that's an odd response

>it's a "applied for a job at Maccas but they don't want you cause you have a degree so they know you're gonna fuck off the second a better opportunity comes around and they don't want to waste time with you" episode

who /degree and no job/ here

post pics

Who /degreeandnojobsojoiningthemilitary/ here

>joining the military
fucking kill yourself government stooge

>he doesn't want to embrace Chadlife

>military
>chad
hmmm

it's literally daycare for man babies

all of the ex military i;ve met have been faux-chad

>ADF
>Chad
Maybe if you're SAS, if you want puss you go RAAF

>Maybe if you're SAS, if you want puss you go RAAF
what if you're FAG like YOU

RAN obviously

i don't get it

in da navy, dudes buttfuck dudes

I failed out of college. Didn't even have a job during uni. Is it possible to live on the dole? I really want a job so I'm not trying to be NEET and fuck over centerlink or anything. I just think it's going to be a while before I can land a job.

> Is it possible to live on the dole?
That really depends

tfw gonna get centrelink back pay and donate it all to a chaturbate whore and hope she'll want me

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On what? I don't mind living in a piece of shit while sharing. I just have no idea where to find these places.

How much you drink mostly, it's like a few hundred a fortnight so you're fucked if you smoke and/or drink, plus petrol if you drive and other expenses

>be american
>this thread

What's tv original programming like over there anyway? Never hear much about it here. I'm assuming you guys get anything worthwhile from the US and UK since it doesn't need translating.

look at real estate sites on the internet for your local area, the internet has literally everything

It's mostly gay shit like the bachelor/bachelorette or home reno and cooking garbage at this point

I just pirate my media

TV is only worth it for local news, but I could just stream that

I had foxtel (satellite) till 2012

Britcucks watch our soap operas in droves. Neighbours is a huge hit there, but no one here watches it since it moved to another channel.

Most of our local content is just Aussie versions of your shows, but growing up there were some gems like Round the Twist.

remember spellbinder?

It's weird that so many of our kids shows are/were Australian/European productions

Yeah like that show where those Scottish kids go on a field trip here. Jeopardy I think it was called, it was pretty decent.

Even recently Dance Academy was a German co-production, and I think it had literally one German actor in the whole 2 seasons

Our original programming is basically an 80/15/5 split between garbage 'reality' shows, crappy soap / dramas, and comedy gold produced almost exclusively on our Government and Public funded channels.

Basically anything that has been optioned into a shitty American remake is 10/10 gold (bar Kath and Kim though it's okayish). But basically everything good produced by Australia is some form of comedy, i honestly can't think of the last legitimate Drama or Thriller TV series produced here that wasn't trash garbage soap opera-lite nonsense.

Check out Working Dog Productions, they have basically been making the backbone of Australian original comedy programming since the 90s.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Dog_Productions

I think the government used to have deals which made filming here extremely appealing, no idea why they gutted it 2bh.

>cunts struggling with interviews
Tell them you can do the job
Lie about your personality to say you fit into the workplace
Give them examples of problem solving
Wait to see if you get the job

they showed neighbours in ireland

Trying to pad my resume lads. I've only had one job and I wasn't exceptional at it. I don't know how to list accomplishments, I kinda just did my job.

It's just bizarre when you look into it
>Spellbinder - Polish
>Saddle Club - Canadian
>Chuck Finn - Canadian
>Jeopardy - British
>Noah and Saskia - British
Probably shitloads more that I can't remember
They show fucking Neighbours everywhere, it's our national herpes

old tom was french animation

What was your job / tasks you did at your job? Just go full HR buzzword babble.

I flipped burgers for 6 months becomes.
> Operated within a team structure to meet regular, high stress deadlines and organizational requirements

Waiting tables becomes
> Served a high turnover of customers across eight hour increments, ensuring all patrons received their orders quickly and solved any and all problems promptly.

It's like pavlovs dog with these retarded airheads. Spew some milquetoast nonsense they've heard through Uni and Interviews is 'good' and at the very least you'll start to get interviews.

If they have a HR cunt this won't work, we know exactly what you're doing and if you look like a useless cunt we won't recommend you

Worked at a chuck-e-cheese kind of place. Told myself I didn't need another job but that was before I dropped out of my bachelors. Told centrelink I was unemployed since I was getting payed under the table.

Are aussies fags that can't operate a car?
>wtf I hate Australia now

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I guess it depends if the person reading it is a male or not and if it's an actual good job. If its some low tier nonsense (which i assume as a person with 1 job) hes going for, that level of bullshittery immediately puts you above every other brow scratching mongoloid that goes for jobs.

I've worked through retail management and all the HR idiots are just as bad if not worse than the register jockeys because they believe they're better when they are just as dumb.

Being a HR cunt is pretty great though, rarely have to do my job seeing as most applicants are meme spouting retards just turning up so they can say they applied to get the dole

based

I did it for 2 years and it nearly killed me because i was the only one actually doing any work while a typing pool of retarded women whose knowledge of HR began with a google search of "What to ask for a job interview" and ended telling people to build pyramids with a deck of cards and paper clips in 30 seconds, with no mind or eye for the actual needs of the company or position, nor any critical thought towards the individuals sitting in front of them past the boxes they ticked on the online registration form.

To be fair, it was practically 2 years of nothing but shitposting on Cred Forums though so it wasn't all bad.

It was just one guy asking for help

this was the pinnacle of australian tv

Honestly if you reiterate over and over that you're willing to work and, most importantly, make them laugh. Having a sense of humor has gotten me into plenty of jobs I wasn't qualified for

>20 something year old openly molesting a 15 year old in public
>Meanwhile in America
youtube.com/watch?v=oiwbCewAlus

You mean in the interview right? Because I was talking about the resume.

>Gay guests on The Project talking about some equal rights shit that's been overplayed

>Waleed always stiffens up and goes super quiet

The Project is a fucking cancer on society, every cunt on there is a piece of shit, except maybe Pete

really is

>LOOK AT THIS FOOTAGE
>IF WE TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT
>IT'S FUNNY

>5 seconds of someone sneezing during an interview
>FUNNY RIGHT

I just walked past someone in the city who I got a Tinder match with but didn't bother writing like always. Shit was akward as fuck

>that vid where she fucks a guy in Melbourne uni library

I need a valid source on that, for research purposes

>Here is current issue
>Waleed: I don't agree with this, bu I don't hate it either
>Cock slurping begins
It makes The Feed look subtle

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1702542540
No charge for you

Isn't there some sort of club where people fuck all over monash uni?

>In 2011, White graduated from the University of Melbourne with First Class Honours in Gender Studies.

Ahahaha the fuck

tfw the guy in the blue shirt recently ran for parliament...

>"webcam from"

>mfw this happened our uni went ham
>I've been on that floor a billion times

Its at la trobe in melb

what the hell is this