"DONALD TRUMP."

Cybering can't be that big of a deal, Donald.

Eric Andre Show mello!

Was and no he just bitches about Donald Trump every day

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I don't see the connection.

>Lester

Color me surprised.

>Lester
who /lifelong/ here?

if what you want is a show who doesn't trigger you for making fun of donald, fox news probably has something for you.

I'd recommend alex jones, he's hilarious but since you're a trumptard I doubt you'll see the comedy in it.

We are so fucked

>OH NOEZ THE MAN IN THE MOVING PICTURE BOX DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME ON EVERYTHING AND MIRROR MY WORLDVIEW BACK TO ME
>THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!

if he loses, that is

Fallon is the only one that doesn't get preachy, but I hate the stupid games they play every episode.

consequences will never be the same

>"Donald Trump..."
>*adjusts glasses*
>"IS RACIST!"
>*audience gives a 10 minute standing ovation*
>*wins an emmy*

Clinton's answer was boilerplate too

Wow, really makes me think

he thinks stop and frisk is a solution to bad race relations

theres plenty I agree with him on, and I want to believe he is actually against the corrupt establishment, but everything he says makes me think he would just embolden it

what happened to you stephen, you used to be so great

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face

Nothing happened to him. You just broke the conditioning, and see him for what he has always been.

I remember that joke. John Liebowitz used it about six years ago to mock Glenn Beck. It's not really funny, not even the first time.

>he is actually against the corrupt establishment
he isn't
this is the guy now backing trump lel
bloomberg.com/politics/features/2016-01-20/what-kind-of-man-spends-millions-to-elect-ted-cruz-

>Islam is bad
>*dead fucking silence from crowd*

woah Americucks please sort yourselves out

He stayed the same. You grew up.

Stephen was NEVER someone who would have supported Trump. But he would have ripped him apart in a much more clever way on the Colbert Report.

"bad race relations" = liberals trying to force human beings to co-exist with animal species

>clinton spends months blaming "Russia" for cyber hacking her
>trump spouts equally dumb shit about the internet and liberals lose their minds

Do you realize you're an useful idiot?

It's a shame he has to water down his material to appeal to the lowest common denominators that watch the Late Show.

>Do you realize you're an useful idiot?

>defends trumps most retarded shit
>he thinks he can call anyone a useful idiot

he was always very liberal, but the colbert report was a funny caricature that even though you may not agree with politically, it was still fucking hilarious
his mitt romney bits kill me to this day, but now on his own show hes just stephen colbert the talk show host, not the super republican

kek

>waaaah
>why aren't they pandering to ME

I am now a #cruzmissile lol!

Bro, you're fucking hopelessly bluepilled.
Mercury in the vaccines makes kids demented. That's the fact of the matter. We need smaller doses. Ben Carson stopped short of saying they caused autism but affirmed that we need smaller doses (because they cause autism) Get your head out of your ass and stop developing opinions from daytime talkshows and mainstream news in the throes of panicked attempts to cover the asses of the real perpetrators, these godforsaken garbage pharma companies

Kek

that's what you get when you don't have proffesional writers to write yourr shit and instead just ramble from what comes to mind

I only watch talk shows when norm is on

I can't be the only one that thinks his face is fucking creepy when he's reading his teleprompter.

youtube.com/watch?v=m4eUQ_GPZkE&list=FLwBdp-sM_1gbhosQWk5Plnw&index=4

>he fell for the meme

3/10 made me reply

Colbert on the Colbert Report was snarky, sarcastic, sharp, and never passed up an opportunity to shit on something. He could talk to anyone and be entertaining. You know, like letterman.

The real colbert, who you can see on the tonight show, is just a boring nice guy who wants everyone to have a good liberal time.

He realized he was only famous because of his white privilege.

Who he supports is irrelevant. The point is, he used to play a character. It was legitimate satire and it was GOAT
Now he's just another shill promoting an agenda

Clinton's answers
>INTELLIGENCE SURGE
>RUSSIA
>INVEST IN COMMUNITIES

Kek, dumb ass Drumpf doesn't know anything about computers. I can't wait to fight for Hillary's honor against Russia. That evil Putin has been haxzing Hillary's e-mail and causing her embarrassment.

WW3 when?

Fallon, Conan, the Scottish one. The rest are bought and paid for by Correcting The Record, a subsidiary of Soros Fund Management.

>not realizing late night shows are commercials

Her answer was objectively less stupid, just admit it.

>Maher is anti-vaccines
no he's a farma sceptic, though he's a bit more on the bullshit side but being a sceptic is not inherently wrong.
youtube.com/watch?v=B7yvI0tu3Ho

It's almost as if Trump is a fucking idiot who has no idea what he's doing...

>I am the captain now

no that can't be it, it's all the moderately intelligent people who are wrong.

Why do Cred Forumstards get so mad when people criticize or make fun of Trump? He's just begging for it, the faggot can barely form a coherent sentence.

That's it, now I'm also #MentallyHill

>just admit it

Fucking goy! Why won't just admit that the only reasonable option is the candidate we put money behind! Everyone in (((Hollywood))) knows Trump is an idiot, just watch these paid pretenders and celebs tell you!

Nice argument.

>faggot

Whoa is ctr allowed to say such bigoted language?

bill maher is a faggot and so is his show, no matter who i was voting for I would hold this opinion

Kek

Trump is such a retarded fucking trust fund baby. How did he ever get a soap box to talk from in the first place?

Ironically, this is the sort of idiots who will swear up and down Donald Trump isn't a racist.

>claims to be for women's rights
>get millions of dollars in campaign funds from the most oppressive regime towards women on earth

0.02 cents has been redacted from your account

remove your jew buzzwords and ad hominems and still you aren't able to argue about trump being a fucking idiot.
lel

he is a smug cunt, but that doesn't make him wrong about trump.

>my guest bill oriely-
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>come on guys, be nice

Does colbert miss being his character yet?

Hillary's terrible, but the other option is an orange silver spooner with a variety of mental issues

He isn't though..? Just because he talks about race your libcuck mind shouldnt go straight to

>HES RAYCISTTTT

Because of the very same sheltered poltatds in this very thread who fund and support him, and are too gullible to spot a classic New York huckster when he's right in their faces

So you're just going to move on to something completely unrelated then?

>racists like Trump so he must be racist
>forgetting that the Clinton Foundation literally gets money from the KKK

kys

Do you believe hillary is any less corrupt than trump ? Atleast with trump we are getting someone with a clean political slate, not someone who literally sells uranium mines to russia

if you are real then good luck in life
you gonna need it

So? What are they going to do, turn it down? Money is money

Saudi's use literal slave labor for their vanity projects and Permit men to beat the shit out of their 6 year old daughters.

You're candidate gets millions of dollars from monsters and has turned a blind eye to their suffering.

>an old person doesn't understand computers
wow breaking news
why did you post this?

>Atleast with trump we are getting someone with a clean political slate

hahahaha

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I'll be so happy when trump loses, it'll be glorious to see all the polkiddies in the aftermath

What is the Secretary of State supposed to do about an entire religion and foreign region where that kind of thing happens? They're just one person, they're not god. Besides, trump would allow much, much worse to happen. He doesn't even pay the people who complete projects for him.

It's kinda hypocritical accusing your opponent of being racist while being funded by the KKK. That's all. If Trump got his money from the KKK you KNOW everyone would make a big deal out of it and would use it as proof of his racism.

The fact that Clinton has such a firm grip on the media should be a concern for any rational human being.

>hahahaha

gave up within 1 response huh damn

>try to find a source for your claim
>only thing that "reports" it are right-wing subtle stormfront blogs

If you think the man who has admitted to bribery has no political past, you're retarded.

>Atleast with trump we are getting someone with a clean political slate
it's only "clean" because he has never held office, who gives a shit about that, he'll not only be corrupt but also incompetent.
he can't stop bragging about how he throws (someone else's) money at politicians to dance for him, he's not against corruption.
He has scammed investors and the public time and time again, how does that make you think he won't be corrupt while in office.

sure clinton has done a bunch of fucked up shit and is a terrible choice but trump is even worse. that's the choices you have right now.

How come all those anti-Trump campaigns are more cringe-worthy than Trump himself? I mean, he's like the lowest hanging fruit in the world, how do you fuck this up?

Hi bill

Ok ill take trump

Probably because they're funded by pro-Trump groups

Black lady was the worst guest in a long time.

She had that don't interrupt me line written before she was in the building. She was so hyped to use it she actually interrupted to guy to give her speech about not interrupting. Then everything out of her was just sassy black lady but no arguments.

>waaaaaah, why do people not like things I like!

>"DONALD TRUMP"
>*tightens tie*
>"CURRENT YEAR!"
>*audience applause registers 8.0 on Richter scale, volcanoes erupt, birds fall from the sky, a black hole opens, singularity is achieved

because it's impossible to sink to his level.
idiots following him are impressed and love him being so retarded.
you can't reason with memes. jesus they get triggered by facts about him and do incredible mental gymnastics to justify his contradictions and so much stupid shit he says day after day.

the media can't barely focus on one thing when he's already said another 10 dumb things and contradicted 8 of the ones he said the day before.

>he keeps at it

Idk but I kind of admire you, most ctr quit when I bring up the fact that your candidate literally cheated her opponent (Bernie sanders) out of a fair race, and that she also gets cold hard cash to the tune of $30 million dollars from a theocratic dictator who is hellbent on keeping women from having even the most basic human rights.

Most just ignore me when I bring that up but you go for it and say

"So what? She was JUST the Secretary of State!"
"What was she suppose to do?"

>As if the media would actually report on this.

>they all resort to ad hominem
Color me surprised

This is what's most shocking to me about the entire election. Not Trump, not Hillary, but how people can't seem to mock him properly, even though everything he says can be used to make fun of him.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3701809/DNC-host-committee-asks-court-donor-list-wraps.html

They are actively hiding some of their donors. Guess why?

>it's a Cred Forumstard pretends to be a caring feminist post

Woah, she sucked that guys dick?

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buzzfeed.com/danielwagner/trumps-saudi-business?utm_term=.hiJaOdGJq#.vqoVMDgdZ

>inb4 buzzfeed
it's not an opinion piece it's a report. is it wrong?

>"Sometimes, I wonder if there IS a good candidate in the election this year..."
>*Cred Forums shits itself, cuck cuck cuck reddit reddit reddit infograph infograph*
>"Because Donald Trump isn't a good candidate..."
>*neckbeards froth with rage, spinning in their computer chairs and striking their flabby chests in outrage like the shaved gorillas they are*
>"Donald Trump is a GREAT candidate! MAGA!"
>*fa/tv/irgins simultaneously climax, spraying their bloated bellies with their stinky reserves of semen as they struggle to type 'kek wills it' and post their rarest pepes through the intense ecstasy*

>I-it's true it's j-just a secret

Why do trumpfags feel the need to make shit up and lie?

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Because it's easy and not clever at all. It's obvious. There is nothing risky about it.

Same reason CGI fuckfests get shit on

>dumb anti-vaccer
>is american
colour me surprised

Was

Would rather have an incompetent retard or a master criminal be the one organizing the robbery of your house?

Why do hillshills feel the need to deny reality?

Some of us are alright, user

Don't let the retards cloud your judgement

>literally hates Trump more than he likes women having BASIC rights
How very "liberal" of you.

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*yawn*
It was fun though, I mean,
you got further than most

but after all, anyone who's reading this thread will read what I wrote and see that all you could muster up was a reaction image.

No counter arguement.
Just a silly face pic.

no one has an obligation to convince. we all just want you to die

>he typed all that out

>comparing multi-million-dollar-earning late night talk show hosts to NEET Trump supporters.
being this desperate.

I've stopped watching Bill after Realtime became Trumptime a few months ago. He literally cannot talk about anything else. It's boring as fuck.

BREAKING NEWS! 70 year old man doesnt know a lot about the internet!

manufactured forced """"""""""""controversy""""""""""'

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>not comfily posting from your bed
jej

DNC AND Clinton Foundation are different things.

Also
>DailyMail

>it's another thread filled with libcucks

Ah, yes, I can sense the bitter NEET rage pumping through you. Hope you don't get too upset when Trump and his wal-mart shopper fanbase gets absolutely crushed.

>pro feminist candidate who built career on protecting the innocent and vulnerable turns a blind eye to abuses when she has immense diplomatic power because they line her pocket.

>New York real estate guy who does tv shows once did business with some rich Saudis.

Nah mate not compatible. Nice try though.

>Are there any good late night shows?
Not anymore.

>unironically saying libcuck

Time to go outside and get some fresh air, user

weak banter m8

u first

Same here. I actually used to be a pretty big fan of his, but he's been bought and paid for this election cycle and it's so obvious. Same with Colbert.

Yes, I'm sure Trump is a just and righteous person who never has and never would take tons money while turning a blind eye to the ethics of where it came from.

I've always hated Fallon, and have never watched his new late show, but I respect the fact that he has stuck to his childish inoffensive corny jokes rather than parroting anti-Trump rhetoric. Whatever happened to Craig Ferguson? He was decent

so you don't care about women's rights, you just care about hillary not truly being a feminazi 100% of the time

that doesn't make any sense.

Except that the Clinton Foundation makes donations to the DNC.

So you have any idea of how incestuous the political financial system is? The amount of loopholes would make your head spin.

Please do some basic research. Also, notice how the Hillary Victory Fund is just another moneysink that gets funded by the Clinton Foundation and so on and so on.

bloomberg.com/politics/graphics/2016-dnc-contributions/

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What did he say that was all that bad anyways? Other that the fact that he wasn't very articulate, literally nothing he said was wrong. Cyber security IS nearly impossible. Hillary can't even hide top secret documentation from Russian neckbeards, and Dems want to make a deal out of Trump calling it "cyber". Pathetic.

"Racism" = White people telling the truth, holding everyone to the same standards, loving ourselves and defending ourselves

>this is boilerplate

You know I uses to think the same, that the dailymail was a shit news source and all

The presidential campaigns, both in my country and the US, made me realise most of the media are just as shitty

He's doing a comfy panel show on the History channel, there's usually three guests and they just talk about the Founding Fathers or terrifying Civil War surgery or something for half an hour.

Am I the only one who's always loved Fallon, even before the Trumpening?

His laugh is funny af desu and this was a pretty dank moment:

youtube.com/watch?v=qtsNbxgPngA

>wtf is integrity?

>History Channel
>actually about history
Can it be?

What happened to his late show, the one with the skeleton?

Death to Vhahabbis
Death to the house of Saud, they desecrate the two holy cities

Trump supports ending an alliance with them, Hillary does not because they are so intertwined.

Anyone with a brain knows about the Saudi Iranian proxy wars going on.

There are two sides
Fundamental Sunni Islam
Those who oppose oppressive Sunni regimes and the Muslim brotherhood.

IF you support equality between men and women and the rights of religious minorities then you CANNOT support Vahabbis or their affiliates.

>politicians
>having integrity
>silver spooner 1 percenters
>having integrity

>cybering

Anyone here remember cybering in 2000 with AIM chicks?

>pretending to know what you're talking about on anime themed imageboard

>Cred Forums
>shaved

nice try

>He definitely won't win, said the nervous bitter libcuck somewhere on the internet, for the nth time this year.

Back to Rebbit little libcuck faggots.

anyone remember beating it for five hours on saturday mornings to those proto-tube porn sites where you had to click the hyperlink titles that look they were all written by the same guy who had to come up with synonyms for penis, semen and women? You had no idea if you were headed to a virus, a premium porn website, pictures, or the holy grail of one or four 10-30 second long .wmv videos?

;^)

>d..don't hurt me user I'm an idiot with a highschool diploma who doesn't know anything about politics!

He quit and James Corden turned it into endless carpool bits.

The Johny Depp movie did a good job I thought.

Whata exactly did he say wrong?

Nigga keep talking shit I'll suck your dick

>stop and frisk doesn't keep these young shithead thugs from blowning each other away or selling shotty weed

Well done, friend.

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>So vote for the racist sexist bigoted asshole who wants to fuck his own daughter, divorces his wives after having affairs with other women who he then marries and later cheats on and divorces, is so thin-skinned and temperamental that he's spent a week raging over being called out on his behavior regarding a former Miss Universe, proudly boasts how he stiffs his contractors and workers and never pays taxes, is best friends with Putin and is beloved in China and North Korea, thinks invading other countries and stealing their resources is what America does, and wants to start a nuclear war over people on a fishing boat making mean gestures at one of our warships!

>reddit humour

>start a nuclear war over people on a fishing boat

Yeah, as opposed to Shillary who wants to start a war over her "hacked" emails...

he speaks like an actual retard

except nobody's ever said that and you're defending a completely out of touch mental midget

I'm defending nobody but Shillary is, she blaming Russia for "hacking" her emails. As a distraction tactic from the fact sh was running that secret email server in her house.

>proudly boasts how he stiffs his contractors and workers

Never understood why this isn't brought to the front more, since it completely undermines the sole "I've suddenly developed a ludicrous bleeding heart for the working classes" platform he's actually running on. The Scottish golf course is also a great example of his actual attitude towards non-elites, and that's still ongoing!

Please Have Sex: The Thread

kek

>That fag who gets triggered when people call out Russian hackers

I quite like Conan, as a Britbong who downloads the episodes if I know the guests, it's an interesting window into America.
Maybe it's because he wrote my favourite Simpsons episode.

I've only really started watching recently, were there any stand out guests I've missed?

> implying people who blame vaccines for their child's autism aren't broads who were old enough to be grandmothers when they conceived

his followers admire that, he's "smart" because he's scamming people, it wouldn't work. Ffs they're proud of him scamming poor dumbasses with the trump university.
"they deserve it for being stupid" is the common justification.
They're not realizing they're the ones he's going to scam next.

Call me a cuck but I will seriously take boilerplate over incoherent nonsense.

Still the only liberal guy that dosen't take Islam's bullshit.

>i prefer PR jargon written by a team of marketeers than a guy that doesn't give a shit
cuck

>"""""""""""""""chicks""""""""""""""

pffft
he would drop the religion of peace line at the drop of a wp message

How dare you demonize Trump by quoting him verbatim

Considering he's an outspoken atheist, I doubt it.

he has called bullshit on the "religion of peace" countless times

Cuck

But that's literally your job as a defense attorney.

Should people not be allowed legal representation, or worse representation because the lawyer decides that you're guilty?

>person running for president post-1990 doesn't understand computers
This is actually a big deal, grandpa.

He used to be a parody strawman of a middle-aged conservative.
Now he's a parody strawman of an above middle-aged liberal trying to pander to millenials, only now he's no longer in on the joke.