Storks

Just saw Storks in a completely empty theater....Anyone see else see this, or is it only going to make 11 dollars?

the first trailer is about how awesome it's going to be about seeing storks deliver babies

the second trailer is about a soulless corporate entity replacing this with something boring

remember Robots? This is never an interesting premise for a movie

>a movie about corporatism being bad
>making money

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Scene from OP's pic makes me uncomfortable. Am I the only one?

>Am I the only one?
Yes, bestiality and pedophilia are perfectly natural things.

I dont know why they had to lick her...being wolves they could have easily just sniffed her

Also why did the Trump pigeon have a Cali Surfer's voice...

When you hear about i new MAINSTREAM movie on Cred Forums FIRST. You know it's not gonna do well. This looks like it could have gone straight to video.

amniotic fluid tastes good

Wrong time of the fucking year. Saw plenty of previews for it when Secret Life of Pets was doing amazing.

You don't release a movie like that when kids are in school. Kid's gotta study. A family film in fucking October is a braindead decision. Should have been pushed to December.

my wife took the kid to go see it but they occasionally do thursday movie things with friends so it's more choosing what movie to see while they're there, not going to see a particular movie

She said it was no better or worse than any other CG kid flick, so i'm thinking the time of year fucked them hard like other anons have already said

>my wife took the kid to go see it but they occasionally do thursday movie things with friends

suspicious.exe

>Brazzers

December or Thanksgiving. Would have opened huge.

At this rate it won't even be in theaters by that point.

The theater I went to was completely empty too. I thought it was just because I lived in a college town, but I guess not

This.

October is R-rated spooky month.

If you release anything for kids it has to be towards the end.

how have you not figured out yet that movies are released on dates appropriate to their test marketed performance?

How have you not figured out yet that some movies are released on dates that assure their failure so the studio can obtain tax breaks?

>No porn of Tulip

Apparently not. No test market is going to watch this in October so they got ripped by their """"marketing""""" firm that tried this.

Shame for them. Maybe they should research their researchers before putting money down on movies like this. That or it's a tax thing but in this case this looks like a movie on-par with Secret Life of Pets which did wonderfully.

I think they just got fucked with some really bad decisions. This should have done very well. Especially if released on a Thanksgiving weekend.

>yep that's me
>you're probably wonder how I got in this situation
>*tape winding back*

>ending Montage of people getting children from storks
>gay couple
>single mom

wow new fetish

The scenes with the Wolves were great.

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I feel legitimately sad about this movie bombing.
It has some serious pace and consistence issues but this movie was really fun and it actually made me feel stuff while watching it, which to me is a mark of characters/scenes done right.
The ending scene when the storks deliver all the babies to different locations in the world was really fucking touching and it reminded me of Monsters Inc's door chase scene and Sully saying goodbye to Boo. It was THAT good.

You're the only one, yeah.
I'm aware of furries and weird fetishes and that scene raised no red flags for me.