I WAS IN THE POOL!

I WAS IN THE POOL!

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It shrinks?

....LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE

>tfw I'm a grower and a shower

What disease causes a chest like that?

I am 13 cm erect (5 inches) and have the circumference of a fucking pencil. I wish I could blame the pool

judaism

gynecomastia and high testosterone sensitivity

I would fuck george

I'm 20 inches but when I get erect, it shrinks to 3 inches. Can you imagine such a horrid life?

All my girlfriends require me to give them oral. I haven't gotten off in the past 3 years from anything but masturbation.

I got really blasted on amphetamines last night and my wang shrank to the size of a caterpillar. Don't reccomend amphetamines though, the whole experience was terrible

COSMO

testosterone, it's disappearing from men in the west and causing the emergence of numales

i would honestly murder that bitch. not even joking

Dude, you're a fucking midget.

Middle age. It'll happen to you too some day.

She was a cunt, not only did she ruin his relationship she didn't even feel bad

Shit genetics and being fat
>tfw george still got more pussy than you will ever get in your life

Was Jason Alexander like 29 at the start of Seinfeld?

>Jerry Seinfeld is older than Jason Alexander

You learn something new every day.

at least he got back at her with the scrambled eggs

doesn't matter anyway because they become the right size when erect and fill my little pussy up

Is that a...drake's coffee cake?

>judging on flacid size

Women are dumb

i dont remember george having those mildly developed delts and arms (also puffy nips).

I thought he was just fat

HATE THE DRAKE!

Hate the Drake? HOW COULD YOU HATE THE DRAKE? I LOVE THE DRAKE!

Gotta love the Drake!

GEORGIE IS LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND, JERRY!!!

please post more george

'no'

thank u

>post yfw you realize kramer's whole hipster doofus walking-in-uninvited persona was just an act so he could walk in on elaine naked
would be worth it tbqh

Giddy up.

The man tits? Lack of exercise.

The hair? Pure testosterone baby

People love to meme about his face, but really this is a great scene in of itself.
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Hormone imbalance during puberty. Causes your breast tissue to develop like a woman's and only way to get rid of it is with surgery. Luckily it's only like 2 to 4k to have it done.

>mfw million dollar Affleck has gyno yet refuses to get it fixed

Do women really not know about shrinkage?

damn i didnt kno that costanza was built fat

he was relatively slim in the first season or two
maybe he was in a matt leblanc type situation and bought many hot meals with his pay checks