Alright Cred Forums we gotta set a meet with blacks over last weeks blowback when the deal with the browns went south...

MUH OLD LADY

Who the fuck was green?

Pretty muh the first 5 seasons

Irish

Kek Jax was always so fucking naive.
(( also please post some more SOA Memes ))

Opie basically neglected his kids.

Mfw I missed out on Jaxposting completely...

>one of the few TV love interests who isn't a show-ruining cunt
>has to go full retard and get killed off because the actress got knocked up

I dropped the show during season 5 but what happened to Unser? I remember he was the only character I really liked. Did he meet Mr Mayhem or did cancer get him?

Is that why she got so THICC?

He got Jax'd

He tries to stop Jax from killing Gemma because she killed Tara, it's not particularly violent or anything, he tells him to get gone and that he can't let him do what he's going to do, Jax keeps telling him to fuck off but Unser doesn't so Jax shoots him, Gemma doesn't give a single fuck about it

S4 Tara > S2 Tara > S1 Tara > S3 Tara > Season 6 Tara >>>>>> Crackhead wendy > Season 5 Tara

>opie neglected his kids
The entire first and I think second season was all about how opie wanted out of the life for his kids. Also I don't think anyone on the show is going to get any medals for best morals
>Wendy OD while pregnant
>jemma killed her husband
>clay did everything
>Jax let his son get kidnapped and almost got sold to a baby factory
>tigs daughter burns coal and the other one just burns
>Bobby fucked ottos girl
>Otto jerked to Jax girl
>juice was a rat and prison bitch
>tara faked being pregnant so that she can fake losing the baby
>everyone was smoking weed
>everyone was involved in some way to crime
Even the righteous cop was a scum bag for teaming up with the atf agent who was also lesbian.

I seek the dankest SOA memes and Jaxposts

You first Mr.Mayhem.

But he thought if he would have told them he would get thrown out of the club and it literally all he had, man he had the most tragic story imo.

>tfw watched all the seasons of SoA while I was recuperating a broken hand
>missed out on jaxposting because I couldn't post with one hand

it's not fair, brothers

>those threads at the season finale that hit bump limit after bump limit of people photoshopping his dumb ass motorcycle self into various things

got any examples?

>tigs daughter burns coal and the other one just burns

tip top

I posses none, which is why I seek them.

>Ok seriously guys we have to stop selling guns. John never meant for this to happen.
>Shit who ordered pizza? Guess we have to sell guns again

So apparently this show is a soap opera for bikers.

Real fucking shame tbqh.

It is

I wish they would make a biker comedy, like monty pythons or some shit, every episode someone dies but they always laugh about it when it happens, kinda like Jackass.

The proper term is bikerkino

What about chins though, how was he fucked up

he was the one of the wost written characters in she show even worse than Stahl.

Best character

She was the best character in the show imo.

WHO THE FUCK WAS SAM CROW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Post your /Jax/

I accept that.

Brothers, I can't ask you to risk blowback. All that matters is this club staying whole. I'm going nomad. If i die, no retaliation. Think big picture. The pussy business is bringing in dollars. Reach out to Tully and have him put something in Juices ass. Adjured.

Goddamn I miss this show.

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Look brother, the last thing SAMCRO needs right now is a war. We turn brown, yellow, and blackish against green, and everything blows back on blue. Think big picture, and stay away from my guns.

Does anyone have a link to all of Katey Sagal's songs in FLAC?

Seriously, best part of some episodes, chills

JAYSUS.

CHROIST.

Reach out to guns, boys, see if we can get the blowback up and running before Green find out or there's going to be some serious pipeline on the club. Set up a meet with pussy try float the idea of tits and drugs going up against brown. I love you brothers

I second that
The overall soundtrack was bloody good desu

End montage of characters sitting pensively:
>KATEY SEGAL WAILING LIKE A FUCKIN BANSHEE

No one, I guess he's referencing the Irish but they were never called Green and so OPs post isn't as funny as master Jaxposters are.

Reach out to Jaysus Chroist's tits, boys see if we can setup a meet with pipeline before Brown and Green blow guns all over Gemma's back. I love my brother's truck.

Reach out to Unser, he'll help us with the Russian pipeline. We're gonna need serious guns if we want to be ready for this Irish blowback. Don't tell Pope

I'll go talk to Gemma

I miss this show. Why did they have to drag it out too long and ruin it

>Guys how should we begin this episode
>How about a musical montage of everyone getting out of bed and getting dressed
>Guys how should we end the episdoe
>How about a musical montage of everyone getting ready to do to bed and sitting around
>Don't forget the scene of Jax holding Abel while Tara looks on at them from the doorway and they both look at each other with a look that says "we've gotta get out of guns"

The club killed more people trying to get out of guns than they did selling them.

>this blowsback on the SAMCRO

>crackhead wendy

this nigga

is that really why she got written out? I mean the storyline seemed to work in context of biker hamlet thing he was going for. Or was her death going to come later or something?

anyone have pics of THICC Tara?

how thick you want it senpai

jackyboi, we need brown to help us against black so yellow doesn't help the irish stopping us from getting sam crow out of guns

>>Otto jerked to Jax girl
?

>tfw watching Opie slowly lose his fight in prison and get killed like he did.
It was some brutal shit, and also where I personally think the show started to trend downhill.

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What's worse is it was a bunch of niggers that did it

If I was the club I'd go and kill every one of those niggers+their relatives along with the CO

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The episode was andare piscare
>Tara half-seduced Otto with Luann's old perfume to get him to backtrack on his testimony that's supporting the RICO case, but instead he just cried and masturbated

What did his tattoo mean by this?

>Jackiboiextendingthepipeline
Pure gold

>retype these letters
>Mexico cp

Tattookino

>but instead he just pretended to be mellow so he could murder someone and implicate Tara

>trying to relate some pleb riajuu live action garbage to literal cardkino

change your filename right now OP

Joosy-boi!

>Jax tying up all loose ends before riding into the sunset

Is that an Unown?

>it's an Ima gets bullied again for being a whore episode

Man Ima was hot

She really didn't deserve that beating from Jax but I bet her panties got soaked while being treated like shit by Charlie Hunnamm MMMMM

Your gay is showing

Shut up I got it under control

i think this show holds the record for the most men hugging while dressed in leather that isnt gay bondage porn

Well said friend

I identify as a bromosexual and can confirm

Manson was the reason I watched the last season.

I think its why all of us watched that last season user

>spic getting the eggroll

I don't think I've seen so much of Cred Forums just burst into laughter at the last few minutes of a series finale.

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he kills googles

niggers

No fucking way hiro.

that tattoo is so bad as fuck I'm getting it on my chest tomorrow wish me luck bros

make sure to get a black tattooist to do it

>black tattooist
You mean a nigger ink jockey?

anyone else unironically love SOA? It was such a shitty show but it was MY shitty biker show. I really need to buy the box set.

The aethetics wasn't shitty

Just the feminine drama

It was ment to be a drama but ended up being a comedy with action bits more than anything.

Shitty terrible storyline but was never the less mostly entertaining, granted towards the end Mama Teller does start grating on the nerves

This show could've used more supernatural elements

>you will never get the kind of cancer that lets you walk around and have the strength to move bodies and clean up crime scenes for 7 fucking seasons

I never got that. They heavily emphasized his cancer for the entire show, then Jax shoots him. Fuck me if that ain't some anticlimactic shit.

>been bitching he's dying of cancer
>for 7 seasons
>never really got sicker just kept moving around and smoking weed
>finally dies
>by gunshot
>never even got laid by Gemma

RIDIN THRU DIIS WEEEEEEERLLLD'

HUNBBUMUJUNBBU

WHHY NNNA N WERLLD N GET SUM GIIRRLS

it was subliminal advertising for weed

I don't think you sang that right user

Don't forget
>A shot of Jax's bare ass

it had some crap parts but was mostly golden over all. there's nothing else like it to take its place.

the twin towers edit is probably still best one that ever happened

give me the full thiccness

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>mfw I grew out my hair to slick it back like Jax

Forgot to add a "Jackie Boy" at the end of the Jaysus Chroist

i love you for doing this

You should also buy a bike and ride it straight onto a trailer

i'll just leave this here

my time to shine

glad i saw this thread

thats an ugly picture

They did kill all of the people involved, didn't tbey?

But yeah, Opie was the best character. Tig deserved to die the most out of the group at that point and yet he survived the entire series and even ends up as VP, despite not only kickstarting the war with Pope but also being the one that fucked Opie's life up by killing his wife.

My main complaint with the series was that Jax was essentially Superman. He never lost a single fight (except the one time the Priest threw him across the room like a ragdoll) and was somehow able to kill the majority of their enemies. For fuck's sake, at least let the other club guys be as badass as Jax sometimes.