"I would like to be a penguin." - Werner Herzog

"I would like to be a penguin." - Werner Herzog

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what the fuck do they do all day

This is why I like Cred Forums. One guy says something, the other asks a good question. If this were reddit or anywhere else, the second comment would already be derailing the post into nonsense puns or garbage zingers.

if i could do one foreign accent of impression

it would be herzog

endless comedy

NOOOOOOOOOOO

god damn it!

Reddit threads usually have dozens if not hundreds of informative posts. Cred Forums is mainly "erailing the post into nonsense puns or garbage zingers."

One of the worst posts I've ever seen. See a doctor.

Other way around, user.

feel free to go to your obviously superior website
feel free to never come back

Make me. Please I want you to so bad.

I'm just honestly amazed by how delusional your post was. You are certainly schizophrenic if you even 1% believed what you said.

...

Are you referring to how alt right 15 year olds infested this site and turned it into literally the worst discussion forum on the internet? Your original schizophrenic post ITT would have been accurate prior to the stormshill infestation here.

Fuck yes, I can only orgasm to replies now. You have no idea how erotic it is for me to look up at the tab and see the little exclamation mark pop up. Keep going baby.

but that picture has nothing to do with politics or /r9k/, user

I guess if you're severely mentally ill or retarded and fail to realize that those strawman comics are largely made by pol9k lard blobs.

>alt-right
Is that like an indie bookstore?

Wait, what did he said exactly to make you think that?

>strawman
you are the one who's mentally ill or retarded if you actually think that leddit infestation is a "starwman"

4chins is a joke machine

nothing else

are you only just now realizing it?

Engaging in website wars like a tantruming baby is definitely indicative of severe mental illness. Failing to acknowledge those website wars isn't. You have a chimpanzee level intelligence. Luckily for you, there's a board for that.

Didn't that faggot even admitted that he is a fucking redditor?

How can he say you are schizophrenic for pointing out that faggots like him are cancer coming here, and his mere presence proofs it...

>joke

Memes aren't jokes, they're joke replacements for easily entertained, extremely unintelligent landwhales. There's a post here that entertains someone with a functioning brain maybe once per day. Kill yourself.

Why do redditors always take themselves so seriously and try to defend their shithole so hard?

>SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENIA SCHIZOPHRENIA

Stop using big words you dont understand as insults and stop spamming tard.

thanks user your mad made me smile

'Insecurity' is the answer your looking for

This is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've ever read. Really captures the rock-bottom intelligence on this site nowadays.

>What the fuck do penguins do all day?
>GREAT QUESTION NOW WATCH ME SPERG OUT ABOUT REDDIT - YOU'D NEVER SEE THIS LEVEL OF DISCOURSE THERE!

Screenshotted. Fucking saved.

I think it's more just that anyone who praises the quality of this board, which is clearly the dumbest fucking place ever with no redeeming qualities at all, deserves to be shit on. I can't imagine anyone praising this garbage dump without being off their psych meds or 10 years old.

>for you XxdDd mom i said it again! hilarious! for you!

buttmad ledditor spotted
lmao
please keep posting

Wow, what a huge attention seeking faggot you are.

Does it really entertain you to just be cancer and be insulted here, faggot?

>insulted

You're not even human, the shit you type is gibberish at best. Nothing you could ever say could carry enough meaning to be construed as an "insult."

Its just one redditor

Then why even reply to me?

Your triggering is showing faggot. Hahah

Most likely, the redditor even changed schizo to psycho.
It's hilariously obvious, and sad at the same time.

>“For a long time I thought I was a liberal and I was happy to be a liberal,” he began, “then I met (German and left-wing director) Rainer Fassbinder and I wasn’t so happy. But then I found out I was actually alt-right. My family is German. And that also gave me some pleasure. What can I say? I understand Pepe…I sympathize with him a bit.”

>Herzog qualified that “I don’t mean I’m in favor of Trump and I’m not against the Democrats, not even Obama” before digging himself deeper. “In fact I’m very much in favor of them. All liberals. Well, Hillary is a pain in the ass but…“

>“Now how can I get out of this sentence? Ok. I’m a sadfrog.”

>I would like to be a pepe." - Werner Sadfrog

Notice how these redditors are becoming braver now that Hiroshima relented and said they can make a thread on each board dedicated to turning this place into another PC shit hole?
Keep it coming, faggots.
Things are gonna' change alright.

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I like to have sex with men

>In a not too distant future, a Plastic Bag (voice of Werner Herzog) goes on an epic journey in search of its lost Maker, wondering if there is any point to life without her. The Bag encounters strange creatures, brief love in the sky, a colony of prophetic torn bags on a fence and the unknown. To be with its own kind, the Bag goes deep under the oceans into 500 nautical miles (930 km) of spinning garbage known as the North Pacific Trash Vortex.

>3 stars