Have you thought about it today, Cred Forums?

Have you thought about it today, Cred Forums?

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>I don't believe in inoculations, only beef injections

>Jim, would you like to come up and say a few words?
>Alrighty then.

If any of the accusations are even remotely true, Jim Carrey should have gave the dead girlfriend's family anything they wanted to make them sign an ironclad gag agreement.

Why didn't he do it?

Why didn't his lawyers make him do it?

Jim Carry

because he thinks that there's literally nothing wrong with asking a woman whether she thought about his cock today and he's right

What, his dead career which is even deader than his 20 year old girlfriend?

if he was really sad he would have buzzed himself a JUST haircut like the two balding guys next to him, instead of that pretty boy long hair he wants to show off to chicks

>ex's body was still warm
>already pro-vax when it comes to injecting some of the women at her funeral
Absolute madman.

user, what do we do when we fall off the horse?

This is a valid point right here

Obviously she couldn't handle the bants or the std's.

How come none of these people reinvent themselves in a way that would be truly surprising?

Wait, what the fuck did I miss?

yeah i'm a little lost here too...

I feel bad for Jim he seems like a cool dude I would like to be friends with

From another thread:

jim carrey gave an irish immigrant 3 stds and then broke up with her, she died, then her estranged husband has a lawsuit against Carrey and has been releasing scandalous chat conversations between carrey and her

oh yeah, allegdly gave her stds

also she wrote a letter about it and in the chats she says it was him

youtube.com/watch?v=QdYhctfZ1lg

Pretty much this but in real life and with some Irish girl.

i didn't read anything about stds, apparently he gave her prescription meds and she used them to kill herself.

i don't care
why would anyone care?

i heard he gave her prescription STDs

All of the day

Fuckin' fresh

>at the funeral
>the crowd silences as Jim takes the stage to say a eulogy
>He takes the podium
>turns around
>bends over
>grips each ass cheek and makes his ass talk
>"Cats father ASSked me to day a few words today. BUTT I couldn't bring myself to speak at first. A HOLE lot of people have ASSked me what I thought of Cat. In HIND sight I guess I could have been more supportive, but hey...life can get SHITTY."
>farts
>"LAHOO-ZAHER!"

holy fuck

I have

You posted this last night and it's still not funny

Not funny. Here's a (you).

about what? katie ledecky? yes

make me laugh

fuck the haters

i like ladecky but what the fuck is she doing with those medals

trying to make the kids jealous?

fuck her

Because you're 15

I laughed the first time I read it but soon it will become like the imagine being Arnold shitty pasta

He's so good though.

He's better than that

a leaf

pls do not be rude