I'll give you $500,000 for a 20% stake in these dubs

Meh why would I take those dubs when I have these trips

Haha, solid dubs my man.
But check these dubs!

You forgot your trips, here they are.

trips

I don't know Kevin, this 1 seems better.

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youtube.com/watch?v=VqR-DdmK-ss

nice

Counteroffer: i want 2 mil for the same stake in these trips

>Kevin doesn't know the first thing about dubs, me, I KNOW dubs

you remind me of myself

we're both women

here's 100k for 5%

>this is, uh, my singles
>we're, uh, hoping for a 1 million dollar investment and royalties

You just don't have the numbers for that kind of money

Before you agree to Barbara and Lori's offer, think about what you're about to do. You really want to find yourself on the other end of the phone to an angry Barbara or Lori after their emasculated husbands finally decided to stand up for themselves the night before? You don't let emotions make financial decisions, and I don't and that's what has kept me true as a great investor. Barbara's net worth is $40,000,000. Lori is usually worth around $50,000,000, give or take how many of Barbara's classmates she scams on QVC that day. MY point is this. If I wake up tomorrow morning and see double of their combined net worth on my bank statement, I'm putting a gun in my mouth. Personally, I don't care what happens to you, I care about what happens to your money. If you go with these two, your returns are going to be shorter than Barbara's awful haircut.

Make it 18.5% and take these dubs

$350000
60%
check these

yes or no
right now