Webm thread

What the fuck do you think?
Unless you're a phoneposter in which case off yourself

>has a problem with qts
>asks for Kino, and posts Nolan

Here's your fucking (you)

To show she was tired of Marty sleeping around continuously while also secretly lusting after Rust.

She imposes herself on a man who's drunk and rarely gets laid and made Rust a party to their dysfunctional marriage.

The point of the scene was to convey all of that.

IMAGINE
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>When you realize it's actually Dana Carvey playing church lady and not a sexy milk

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>webms with no sound

You guys are pathetic.

Also too gutless to force the owners/mods to allow sound for all boards.

He was trying to find his files inside her butthole, turns out it was full of freshly mown grass from Marty's lawn

Read the filename.

She was pregnant during filming

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HNNNNNNNNNNNG

seriously, what the fuck was wrong with marty?
I understand if after kids his wife just shits the bed, gets droopy breasts, dry-ass/loose clit, leathery skin, and overall just loses all semblance of fertility but she was still totally banging. Definitely hotter than the slut he was banging 10/10 times (altho she was hot af too, can't pass up anal if you're not getting it at home).

all real

washington.cbslocal.com/2014/03/01/breaking-down-true-detective-nude-scenes-with-mr-skin/

i just want to bury my face between those cheeks and sleep in it

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It was his fatal flaw
Same reason Arnie could have any woman in the world and he chose to fuck his fat middle age mexican maid
Variety is the spice of life etc

Is this the new Stuart Little movie?

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I'm just here for my files Marty

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What movie is this?

>ywn have a cool dad who takes you on adventures

thanks lad, i was the guy (you) responded to, i swear ;^)

>files
what, does he need a manicure or somethin'
tsssst

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What did he mean by this?

can someone post some webms of this kino?

clip where he grabs the girls pussy+ass?

>using aspect ratio to try and make her look thicker
Not so fast you sneaky fuck

Cred Forums doesn't allow sound webms faggot

you forgot the bar scene where he talks about getting a finger up the ass and "Now I can't do without it."

is it kino? i got bored after a few eps

Who would you rather have?

Jurassic Park Sam Niell
Hunt for the Wilderpeople Sam Niell
Event Horizon Sam Niell

you don't think...

skeletor does not approve

delet this

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eh not really what i was going for desu

>not including the shot of her thighs
Come on

read the filename

Remember what Cohle says to her at the diner?

>"It's not supposed to work. It's to make kids."

Or something like that. People just get kinkier and after 20 years they reach the peak of it and start swinging or start rotting.

LOL

JP and Event Horizon Neill.

fascinated biologist mixed with agonized, slightly smug engineer.

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>ywn live in an age of creative film-making.

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This looks amazing. Imma watch it now

what is this from?

rly mks y thnk

Aww fuck yeah, this appeals to hipster sense

What film?

You won't regret it, I consider it the best film noir ever made.

The file name is spoilerimage. Not helpful.

With luck Hollywood will crash and burn in our lifetimes and something worthwhile will rise from the ashes

what is it

what movie?

Want to know how I know you're from reddit

>those diamonds peeking through

and now I have also become Diamonds...

WHAT MOVIE??

Laura.

Fail Safe, it's the filename.

Any of the leggy blonde sister with that tiny skirt?

listen to this first tho
youtube.com/watch?v=Ru2tsT32pHA

I'm on a tablet, faggot

love her and her pepperoni nipples

Do I need to repeat myself?

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what movie is this

No... One... Cares...
Contribute or GTFO

PolWhenTrumpLoses.webmpg

oh yeah my bad the movie is stan helsing

Left me blueballed desu

:)

What is this from?

What movie, please?

Why Rust's files were still sealed after all those years?
Never understood that...

The Big Sleep

Sure.

thank you

The Big Sleep.

do you think there was someone in charge of putting ice cubes on her nipples before each take?

"You melt and swell at that moment. Nothing matters. Look up at the stars and you're gone."

>beautiful young girl eyes old man up and down

Nice.
>found out she died like 10 years later in a car accident or something

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Can't remember the name, it's some quirky long name, I think Victoria Justice is in the film too.

Now I'm going to shoot myself in the head for knowing who the fuck that is

This was around the same time he was fucking Lauren Bacall who was way younger than him, so not unbelievable. It's fucking Bogart, dude.

said a 14 year old trapped in an old man's body
LOL ID FIGHT ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Is this Battleship Potemkin?

how would hollywood had turned out had there not been that stupid fucking code.

you want to fuck him too it seems

>enjoying watching a rat with your girl
>getting cucked by a fucking rodent
extinction is near

titanic retard

>enjoying watching a rat with your girl

The guy is a legend, you gotta fuck Bogart if he asks you to, don't be a faggot.

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>The guy is a legend
to 80 year old women

Do I know her from somewhere?

did she feed the entire village?

Suspiria

want to sniff her filthy pits

but i better suck off bogarts long dead cock too

>ywn live in a culture that respects traditional femininity and not debauchery.

Fuck that, give me In the Mouth of Madness Neill. I always wanted a dad who could enjoy a good time out seeing the latest movies, from flicks to films, at the local kino.

saiorse retard

This film's sexual tension is almost overwhelming despite the two of them barely touching each other.

Holy shit it's almost like the same exact dress that Rust fucked her in.

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what movie is this from

>ywn live in a culture that requires traditional feminine oppression
no i wont

i-is this cum in my eyes? i dont know how to cry.

What kino?

its from something called Bite Size I think

Can't blame him, I know a woman who reminds me of Lauren Bacall. She has that old school feminine strength that you never see at all anymore.

fking source me goddamn!!

Magnolia

If these shows had decent lighting they wouldn't look nearly as awful.

lotta fags in here

She also had a very one-of-a-kind face. Unmistakable. And these eyes, hot damn.

(You)

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2013.

she's just some hoe
quit putting the pussy on a pedestal

Holy shit, I just downloaded this movie to rewatch it and was going to make a webm of this scene. The cinematography in this movie is crazy good considering it's from the 50s.

The Cranes are Flying. Great Soviet movie.

what did he mean by this

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Quit being an internet faggot for a second and act like a person.

quit being a hipster cinephile and act like an adult

You don't have to be a hipster cinephile to love Lauren Bacall. She's widely regarded as one of the best actresses of all time and for good reason.

Is this the new meme?

Wow how quipy and entertaining :^)

>You don't have to be a hipster cinephile to love Lauren Bacall. But you do have to be an 80 year old retiree

Type "since4pass" in the options field.
you DO have a pass, right?

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2013.

>he pays to shitpost

he looks like goebbels

>Donald on election night

>paying for a free site

Just some sex tourism

I'm going to kill you.

you stole my joke

This is why the world needed warren zevon.

It hurts to live.

Ask me if I give a fuck

Do you?

$2 senior lunch at the old people place next to the library, you know, where everyone votes

>he wouldn't fuck bogart if given the chance
ha ok faggot

oh yea well ask ME if i give a shit if you give a fuck

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don't forget to take ur pills gammy

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UnremarkableWomanInHat.gif

Can't wait for her in Fargo S3

what happens if he shrinks then takes off the suit

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Kill yourself.

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I would assume he cant grow again?

This man must be 400lbs yet Director's pack him into Kevlar and try to play him off as a warrior.

at least i could be with old lady bacall if i did
we could play bunco together

how do I make webums?

His lungs would not be able to move the now larger oxygen molecules into his blood and he would suffocate.

Who is this?

Who do you think pays for these movies to be made in the first place?

>black and white shot of a room for 10 secs
>closes
th-thanks

>yfw WB continues to spend billions making god aweful DC films.

who dis

oh cool

who is this boner fiona

Was this filmed by Malick?

download video. trim the part you want. convert to .webm online or with software

kirai

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wow stop posting that racist frog already

Michelle Monaghan

okay, thanks

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>never had a gf

lol even if you have the world's most beautiful woman as your GF or wife there will come a time you'll get tired of her and would want some on the side

Lauren Bacall is long dead

>titanic retard

Obviously he's a titanic retard, but what movie is it from?

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HHHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHA

wow I'm like, really thinking right now

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post spess memes

Movie is called Butter.

who's this guy

muh heart

>that shitty warping in

I don't have a pass.

looks like u walking into mcdonalds fatboy

what the HECK, those are cool as fudge

SHE KEPT THE DRESS
RUST "MOWNER LAWN GOT NO DUST" COHLE

wait the bridge didn't actually shake

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Nope, and the actors didn't even move in the same directions.

who is this fine creature and what movie?

wtf

what

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>not crying

you guys straight or something?

cute boy

I can't remember off the top of my head movies that do what I'm thinking of but the type I like is when they just basically pop out of nowhere. The blue lasers look stupid. It happens like that in ME2 though.

youtu.be/cwitxZd_nAg?t=1m24s

1:24 if you watch it embedded.

i don't believe in charity

wtf im not watching that

SHE ISNT A BOY

youtu.be/cwitxZd_nAg#t=84

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so lovely

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Is this real?

It's like 10 seconds long from 1:24.

This is basically the same as what I posted, just with a different ending for jumping to the time.

It's the same exact thing.
Just showing you how to link timestamps embedded
replace ? with #

Oh, huh, I didn't know you could. Cool.

what the fuck she actually looks like a woman in this photo

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she is a woman (female)

yea

fuck off with your pictures of cute boys you faggot, at least post webms

that dudes ugly as fuck

BREHS...

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she isnt a boy tho?

why do people have to be mean

>mfw i see those shoulders

She manipulated her husband's partner(who he doesn't get along with) to have sex with her and cum inside her so she could go home and show him because she knew he had been cheating on her. It was pretty fucked up.

sauce?

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>lose a fucking finger and part of you hand
>"fuck"

It's fake as shit you idiots.

SHE
IS
NOT
A
DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>heifer international
>it's a real charity

So what do they do? Send our breast-blessed white women to feed poor people?

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Stuart Ledicky

How did Cap and Hawkeye know his hands were going to be tied up by Spider-Man? They didn't even know he existed until he showed up. Fuck this stupid movie.

SHE IS A GIRL
SHE MIGHT BE A BIG GIRL, BUT SHE IS A GIRL

m8 just cut to the chase and accept the fact that you're gay.

at least SOMEONE understands common courtesy

gay .. as in happy? then yes, im the gayyest gay since cpt gay came to gay town and set up his gaytopia of faggots

why wouldn't you just put one hand on it at first just to test? i mean, if you put both hands on the electricity could go through your heart and stop it instantly, at least with one hand you might still be able to let go and survive if it were live.

looks like Alison Brie but im not sure

What movie and please tell me it's a comedy.

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>ledeckyposters ruin another thread

is that bogart?

not sure
every Nick Cage movie is a comedy though

this webm from a shitty zombie movie i think cant remember name, somone tell me if im wrong but she is definetly ina a shitty zombie thing

WHO?

Dove Cameron, not idea what from, she's mostly only in Liv and Maddie, and Barely Lethal.

??

because he knew it wasn't turned on. that's the point of the scene. it establishes that their dad knows whats up, and that the kids are impressionable.

>filename
topkek

DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING RETARD!!!

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holy fuck i didnt realize how fucking fat he was till i saw that

best post so far

I'm really tired of seeing this shit in literally every thread on Cred Forums. I never thought I would say this but, mods ban this faggot.

The Collector, i think this is the second one tho

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>supporting this shitty fucking chinese website

>ban

who is this poor auschwitz survivor?

M-MASAKA! HE IS FAST!

What the fuck? I've seen every episode of Flash.

What is this?

is this what heaven is like?

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she is sexy

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>no one's posted essential Cred Forums core yet

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>280 posts
>only 98 images
>30 of those are jpegs
>remainder are reposted webms with Cred Forums default filenames or Cred Forums titles
worse one in a long time

thx bruv!

she look 90% like pornstar audrey rose.

kino

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What have you done?

really need to watch this

I thought it was pretty disappointing after how much it's recommended to watch.

source?

Next.
Premise is he sees like a few minutes into the future.
Terrible execution.

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>webm thread
>actually a feel thread

you faggot

Go for it, it's incredible.

>is that bogart?

he throws like a girl

.... THAT IS A GIRL

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>I bring you love
god, this series sucked

Filename.

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Bullshit, I won't fall for this shit again. I know a guy when I see one.

in the first frames I thought that was Björk

SHES A GIRL (FEMALE)
why cant you cute boys just be nice for once ;_;

what
the
fuck

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how the fuck can this show exist

hi ryry bro

transformers tier

what is this

well, its not the best nor the worst

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I was just randomly listening to Nightcall when I clicked this.

hello réddit

a webm.

sup newgrounds

where is it from. it looks familiar

is that chick björk's grandmother?

you should've left a portion of the black screen imo

I think it's Untamed Heart.

my cocaine?

NEW

NEW

>shooting based Karellen
What a literal bitch

she did good in that movie, very likeable character. I wanted to give her a hug for some reason, maybe it was her charisma.

Why did you encode a webm in a lower bitrate?

This and her look in tron are fucking goat

yeah

STAURT IS A MOUUUSSEE NOT A RATT!!!

Is this seriously what burgers think anorexic is like

lamest shit ITT