Straight forward, coherent plot

>straight forward, coherent plot
>No characters as annoying as the black girl from two
>some of the best dinosaur effects in cinematic history
Why do people hate this movie so much?

the last 15 minutes was anticlimactic

and muh t rex

Come on man, she fought off dinosaurs with gymnastics.

Because its too crazy to stay relevant.

>Satelite phone

Its great comedy, though.

Imagine if Johnston was directing episode viii.

Eh, it was as good as Jurassic World. Possibly better just b/c of the non-reddit campyness

This scene was pure kino.

I meant ix

It would be bad because he's a studios yesman

laughing pretty hard user, you make this?

>kino

you have to go back to r*ddit

>jp3 wasn't shit

you have to go back to r*ddit

You are a big raptor

for you

Kys yourself in irl.

dumb plot
dumb motivation
dumb characters
Spino Vs T Rex final battle in the middle of the fucking movie
Spino is a retarded movie monster chasing the humans for no reason
hyper intelligent raptors
terrible ending (sending the military to save some worthless idiots as if that )
grant gets cucked
little kid survives like a month on dinosaur island

It's better than JP2 and JW but it's still dogshit

my rating is

JP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>average movie>>dogshit>>>>>>>JP3>JW>JP2

>JW
>Bad
Explain your flawed reasoning to me and ISF

forgot to mention the dumb cellphone and the fact that the only good scene is one that was lifted directly from the original book that was cut from the movie due to time/budget

In fact the river raft was also a scene cut from the movie

not enough big guys

For who?

I thought it was amusing in how the movie gave a rebuke to the current state of the industry and what people want, while at the same time it still has to do them too.

Also nice to see a human 'antagonist' just because the main characters don't like him and not because he did anything overtly evil like sabotage the park.

They were real!

It was called iridium. We stopped making them because the antenna was too big.

Kek'd

>>No characters as annoying as the black girl from two

The mom calling her son's name the whole time was really annoying senpai

>the whole time
If by that you mean like, two scenes, then sure

Not enough diversity

another JP movie where the plot revolves around some faggot kid(s)

that's why the JP franchise is shit. the first one is simply a classic, even though its shit compared to the book

the T-rex fight triggered my autism, but yeah, it was a better movie than the second movie.

He told Wu to make Indominus rex as a military weapon, I'd call that pretty evil. Not to mention stupid, like every film that has the military make some kind of monstrous beast as a weapon and expects it to listen to them.

A little too heavy on the family friendly side is most peoples issue I think.

Honestly I never understood the hate either, I also like Lost World. They may not live up to the original but I don't get the vile hatred they recieve.

>Satelite phone

Is this a meme? Satellite phones are real, you know. They're meant for way off the grid use, like travelling through bum fuck nowhere Africa.

people make fun of that scene, but it was a nice example of how the events of the first movie changed Grant, I liked that character development. Also, having your dreams get affected by real life sounds is an actual thing, it just worked on a bunch of levels.

totally agree. Once I realized I was watching satire, I was able to really enjoy the film.

Are you 13?

one of the best blockbusters in recent years without a doubt.

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