SNL General 2

SHILL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

even by the black man kek

nth for where's cecily

red socks suck
nicks suck
jets suck

Something something white people something racist something something vote Hillary something something screaming gorilla

I'd say "Hillary supporters BTFO" except no one really supports her.

GET L'OUST

MAD TV was better

late night television needs more hosts that look like little boys playing dress-up

Probably getting a sonogram

there she is

Other than 50% of voters in polls.

Fuck off Cred Forums

Geoffrey Sorensen @GSorensen now26 seconds ago
Googling to see if James Brown really died of pneumonia...

He did.

#WeekendUpdate #SNL

done with this bit already

I thought he died of being a huge drug addict?

HILLARY HUSAN KILTON

What is this retarded character?
Speech impediment and thats it

I like Cecily, but this is not working.

#You

I really hope they use drunk uncle soon. Get him a Trump hat and give him half the sketch

>WwwwwwwwwwwÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I feel good

This is the first time I've ever found cecily annoying and wanted her off the screen

hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggghhhhhhh

Oh that Kathy Ann!

KEK

Kill yourself

...

lol

This isn't funny at all.

Also I'm not watching. How accurate is my statement?

to be fair, the skits are never that good
they always stop being funny in the first 30 seconds and then end up lasting 5 minutes

>one random poll

Wow! You sure proved me wrong.

I bet you also think the Drudge Report and Breitbart polls are legitimate.

ohboyherewego

HE SAID GOOGLE

Those white folk! Ha ha
Will they ever learn??

Whats this idiot going on about? Look at where he is, on television, despite his weak talents complaint about how America is only great for white guys.

>Colin and Michael attempting banter

I like WU with these guys overall but not when they're trying to be playfull buddy buddy. Their chemistry isn't that good.

ENOUGH SOAPBOXING.

you're off the rails nigger. lol.

people hate the pink shit. fucking nigger lol.

he's black

he can do that

>Cuck sees one poll that he doesn't agree with

wow really made me think

All Boobies Matter

Kill yourself

boobs don't have arns

>buzzwords

Lol, okay Cred Forums.

Enjoy President Clinton. :^)

Can someone explain to me this "google" thing that's going on lately?

Papi time?

no :)

>nigga made me rich

>Lol

this papi mofungo thing has NEVER been good

>look for the one poll that supports my position
>disregard all the others that paint a different picture, just focus on this one!

Trump's entire campaign in a nutshell.

true

>Needing this much attention

POP THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

If they really wanted to do an accurate Ortiz impression, they'd show him injecting steroids and smashing telephones in roidrage.

Niggers = Google
Jews = Skypes

Google AI trying to delete racism

ORTIZ!
probly my favourite keenan 2bh

Does Kenan really have nowhere else to go?

keenan its time to stop

>frogposter

Anyone remember "KEEP YO EYE...ON DE BALL!"

Lol what is that stupid arm movement thing he does as ortiz

...

>look for the one poll that supports my position
>disregard all the others that paint a different picture, just focus on this one!
Post debate CNN, that you?

No Milo sketch yet. I want to see him blown the fuck out so bad. I want Cred Forums to cry and piss their pants.

oh look
more crapple shilling

Nobody even knows who he is, why would they make a sketch about him?

Him and Bobby Moynihan will be on this show forever.

that fucked up high five that took 2 seconds too long

You realize SNL ratings all come from the viewers of a Mongolian T-shirt dying community, right?

Yeah, because those online polls which were mostly on far-right websites and were all rigged (including Cred Forums outright encouraging stuffing them and voting in multiple tabs) are so legitimate, right?

Lel fuck off

Cred Forums never liked Milo. Some liked Ben Shapiro but that's as far they went

That's what people said about Fred Armisen

F E E T
E
E
T

Get fucked, nigger.

Girl in the commercial for my local law firm looked like Aidy, thought it was a sketch for a second.

Good. Kenan is great.

crap, it's mooney time

oh geez scoob

Brehs, Cecily

>KYLE MOONEY

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Cecily dressed as Daphne

>disregard all the others that paint a different picture, just focus on this one!
>online polls that you can vote in multiple times and were already linked with Cred Forums rigging
>valid

I'm sure all the polls are lying again. Remember when they did that with President Romney? Oh wait...

didn't think you could call someone a pussy on tv

>pussy
whats going on here

I want Margot Robbie to shove my head under her skirt and force me to lick her hot sweaty pussy

I can't wait for the day Mooney appears in too many sketches in one episode and you have a brain aneurysm and die.

The featured players are in more sketches than him

ruht roo

>Cecily Daphne

>Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Makes sense.

this new guy has gotten a lot of screen time tonight

lol scooby doo

>I hear someone coming
kek

Yeah, Cred Forums has a million plus people visiting every poll.
I guess I underestimated the size of a little fringe group.

>ywn sniff Margot's underwear after a long, stressful day of SNL stage performing and afterpartying

Where's scooby?

>deagle

MOONEY SHOULDN'T YOU BE FOCUSING ON SNL? WHY ARE YOU POSTING HERE

Margot has a dirty mouth.

>Hillary Hussein Clinton

>Not having the black guy play scooby doo

SNL blew it

Nice Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf reference there.

Is that Radiohead I hear

Point 5 o

That made me laugh a couple times
Twas funny. Worst weekend update I've seen since the last one, though

Once you step out of your alt-right closet basement you will realize that all of these famous "alt-right" personalities are actually not famous in real life

I get off on your autistic hatred

Would be racist tbqh

Unf, Cecily lookin' good.

ITS A MOONEY SKETCH GOD DAMMIT

>SHOULDN'T YOU BE FOCUSING ON SNL?

He's come this far, why would he start now?

yeah unlike keenan being a beaner

Milo harassing Leslie off of twitter was a really big news story.

Is that Alec Baldwin?

WOW THAT SEEMS KIND OF PATHETIC MOONEY

NO WONDER NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY

I missed the first hour, any good bits?

nah pham

on Cred Forums

DON'T LET HILLARY LEAVE HER DEFENDED WITH A PHONE Cred Forums

no

>first sketch sasheer has been in

Was hoping she'd just be left out

The ny times, PBS news hour, wall Street journal and not aren't pol

Oh hey its sasheer

Uh oh, Robbie's losing it.

Kate is good at that.

KATE KNOWS SHE HAS MARGOT ON THE ROPES

>Spends all his time on 4chin
>thinks all the news comes from Cred Forums

kek

hillary wasting her advertisements on nbc instead of monster trucks and wrestling

Old Hollywood was horrific.

That nigger lady's tits are pretty big

kek

pretty funny

I'm pretty sure they realize that Milo is just an attention whore, and blatantly making fun of him on SNL, and even going as far as having someone imitate him would flatter the hell out of him regardless of how insulting they'd portray him

have you heard about the shit judy garland went through on the set of The Wizard of Oz?

Sailor Mars @Lekabell now27 seconds ago
Lmao Kate dumb asss she so funny #SNL

yep

sounds fun 2bh

>Krauts, not kikes

that was pretty funny

post link

I actually laughed

the woman the dyke just portrayed is younger than Hillary

did you notice any difference in the dyke's looks?

explain

Dude James Bond just hit on Licy

No, like what?

DUDE WOMAN LOL, LETS MAKE FUN OF THE GENERATION THAT GAVE US THE RIGHT TO VOTE LOL

long black pauses for anyone else? or is my local station fucking the goat.

inb4 the left dude gets a late night talk show and the right dude gets a race baiting show on "comedy" central

just proves woman have it to good now.

Nope, not for me

mute

time for another piss break

Scarecrow, Lion, and Robocop were giving her shit on set because she was a female lead, she had to be comforted by the Witch

Why would you are a black guy back in time? He's just going to get lynched!

Judy ignoring drunken munchkins.

How much did the Aussie tourism board pay her to wear that shirt?

>tfw The Weeknd used to make good sex music but now it's pop bullshit DESU senpai

He sounds like a goat.

Judy Garland had it hard all her life. They actually had her on drugs and would only feed her consomme to keep her from getting fat.

>"MAYER even sent people to spy on her to see if she was sticking to her daily diet of chicken soup, black coffee and 80 cigarettes to curb her appetite. Cheating would result in a reprimand and a trip to a doctor to be given diet pills, which gave her insomnia."

>"He took to groping her in his offi ce, telling her as he put a hand on her left breast that she “sang from the heart”."

express.co.uk/expressyourself/167269/Dark-side-of-Oz-The-exploitation-of-Judy-Garland

This nigga sounds like he's sitting in a washing machine

Why is he staring into the camera like that?

4 u 4 u

IS THIS REAL

What the fuck is this shit. Why did he cut his hair and why is he singing this gay pop shit and not RnB.

>“I tried my damnedest to believe in that rainbow that I tried to get over and I couldn’t,” she once said. “I just couldn’t.”

Damn...

Smoking cigarettes and the occasional titty grab. Truly dark and unenlightened times.

Loud noises and seizures.

Is it ma!IMG you feel uncomfortable, fag?

>>"He took to groping her in his office, telling her as he put a hand on her left breast that she “sang from the heart”."

Bruh

>“They had us working days and nights on end. They’d give us pills to keep us on our feet long after we were exhausted. Then they’d take us to the studio hospital and knock us out with sleeping pills – Mickey (Rooney) sprawled out on one bed and me on another. Then after four hours they’d wake us up and give us the pep pills again so we could work 72 hours in a row. Half of the time we were hanging f rom the ceiling but it was a way of life for us.”

Wasn't she 14 in the wizard of oz?

that dank school shooter outro

one of the lessons I got from SNL is that music culture went to shit.
to think that nirvana, soundgarden, stone temple pilots, smashing pumpkins, hell, aerosmith, sung in that stage once

i'm sick of these political ads

those were different times though

Taking pills and making movies. Worse that working in a factory.

>“They had us working days and nights on end. They’d give us pills to keep us on our feet long after we were exhausted. Then they’d take us to the studio hospital and knock us out with sleeping pills – Mickey (Rooney) sprawled out on one bed and me on another. Then after four hours they’d wake us up and give us the pep pills again so we could work 72 hours in a row. Half of the time we were hanging f rom the ceiling but it was a way of life for us.”

Old Hollywood was fucking brutal

WOMEN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

15-16 during production

HELLO FRIEND

oh god

there it is

>"Rumors say that Garland’s only support system on the Oz set was, ironically enough, Margaret Hamilton who portrayed the Wicked Witch of the West. Those same rumors claim that she was shunned by Ray Bolger (the Scarecrow), Jack Haley (the Tin-Man), and Bert Lahr (the Cowardly Lion)."

wwesplendora.wordpress.com/2016/04/06/dorothys-abuse-the-horrors-of-the-oz-set/

>a Leslie sketch

Ooooh, so close...they stumbled at the finish line.

My desktop

SHE SAID THE THING

oh lord, they did a two-fer

HOLY FUCK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

give me that fucking card

>I ain't fraid no ghost
>every hen in the audience lays an egg

CUTE

LMAO, that was pretty funny tbqh

Mikey Day is getting a lot of work in the 1st episode. I know he's been doing this shit for a long time but that's pretty rare. He could be this years break out star.

It's a two-fer, got a sweet two-fer

>>take that, shitlord!

Who's watching TCM later to see "Roar?"

a cute

Why was I expecting Pepé?

I slept through all of SNL tonight

Is it worth a download?

I haven't gotten a single one
Feels good to live in a flyover

nooooooooooo no no no

THE DRESS

>that shirt

Damn Margot you fine

There Vanessa

>larry trying to get a peak

Fucking dammit I woke up early today and waiting all day to watch this for Margot Robbie. I took a minor nap and I just woke up. Fuck. Did I miss anything?

Nice Margot boobs at the end.

>that super-short goodbye

THE FLUB

Woo, no post-WU slump. Except for Leslie, anyway.

Season is off to a strong start.

I missed you guys.

well, that wasn't completely awful

What is Margot Robbie famous for?

Ask yourself this,

WOULD SIR CHRIS FARLEY FIND THIS FUNNY?

Looks good. Is this the first time they run it?

no

this was the highlight

I dunno, Wolf of Wall Street and Suicide Squad?

Kill yourself tbqh my dude :^)

Lying about her age

weeknd looking like a tweeker

being naked in wolf of wallstreet and playing some slut in some super hero trash of the month

Yes, TCM Premier.

likewise, Boco

Here's to season 42!

Does anyone watch 1st Look with Ashley a cute?

Comphy as fuck

see you next week, people i hate but can't stay away from

100%

I'm not watching either

nice

Margot Robbie Daily @MRobbieDaily now31 seconds ago
#SNL keeps blessing us, another picture of our princess!

Since I missed the whole thing, did Margot Robbie mention anything about Suicide Squad worth noting?

>Roar became notorious for its troubled 11-year production, which resulted in 70 members of its cast and crew being injured by the many predatory animals used in the film, including its main stars sustaining life-threatening injuries ranging from bone fractures to scalpings and gangrene. Much of the footage capturing the injuries was included in the final cut of the film, resulting in real blood on screen. It has been considered the most dangerous film shoot in history.[1]

Sounds rad

I don't recall even a mention.

She mentioned she was in it during her monologue. Thats it.

Nu-Male Night Live!

CUTE!

You know, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and not a yuuge black dingus. Let's let it be a cigar just for now, OK?

It's still a cute shot.

Is that supposed to be Pikachu?

jesus christ, you need help

First time I've tuned in for SNL in years, and I'm pleasantly surprised. Hopefully the rest of the season goes as well

Good premise for a Curb episode. Everyone sees Larry try to sneak a peak and then gives him shit for it

The first and last episode of the season are always good.

There are usually only 1-2 good ones in between. At least, that's how it's been for about 7 years

>Changing into a boobshirt just for the 30-second closer
What did she mean by this?

fucking patriarchy

no
this was the highlight

It hasn't been worth watching in 13 years

Looking like a fridge version of Jaime Pressley

The formula during the 2000s was Digital Shorts plus whoring out whatever Disney Jailbait was hot at the time (Britney, Lindsey, Miley, etc)

Seth Myers took over and ran his Diet Daily Show into the ground

Ok. I actually laughed at that skit. (sinkhole)

>she's wearing a oneside and smoking a cigar
>lel she's just like us!

>what is just taking a goofy picture and having fun with it

Kill yourself.

So has anyone uploaded this online yet?
I missed it and wanna watch it.

Can someone post the episode I missed it

POST THE GODDAMN EPISODE

Go download it, jackass.

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING ANSWER

Well it's all you're gonna get.

omg I can't even

go back to Cred Forums you absolute jerk! you absolute jerk!!!!!

why?

God wills it.

I didn't know "god" dictated when eps are reeased

HI, WHERE CANN I WATCH VIDEO?

IS EPISODE 3?

Filthy heathen.