Well?

Well?

Clive for the forbidden rebound sex

Clive is patrician tier

...

Adam, obviously. His cons/rage aren't even bad. Also sounds like a solid wingman.

Sebastian is a very close second.

Sam wins

Clive/Ali pls

I WOULD CHOOSE "JUNE".

Longboards are for faggots.

June, maybe possibly Ryan

Now I feel like a faggot for even answering

June and Sam would be good choices if not for their flaws, which, ironically, are listed as their pros

God Tier: June, Adam or Sebastian
High tier: Ellie
Mid tier: Mike, Sam or Ali
Meh tier: Ryan
Nigga what are you doing tier: Clive, Amy

Sebastian, obviously.

1. two way tie: Sam and Ryan
2. Ali
3. Mike

-- nothing follows

can I choose to not be fucking poor and just have my own apartment

>Racist: dislikes any coloured friends you have
>Con

No, you have to pick. I wouldn't want or need a roommate either btw

Sam obviously because I have those same cons

Amy, because

>she will never sleep with you

You don't shit where you eat

Sam
Ryan
June

All the others have at least one dealbreaker.

Either Adam or Clive

Ellie is the only choice.
But Clive and Adam are tough seconds.