Big Brother OTT

>tfw I am a jawlet like Scott which makes us ugly by default

Dude should get jaw augmentation tbqh

krispy making another shitty alliance

jason
krispy
and sassy black woman

The Cat Ladies?

I seriously think shrimpman occasionally leaves the house

start mewing

>all these shitty alliances

looks like the plastics is the only good alliance

Start whatting?

What's the plastic alliance?

jacks and lanterns

That's Shrimpman!

shelby
alex
morgan
whitney

jason being paranoid again

jabba the hutt and salacious crumb turning on shelby and scott

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>jason: im fucked, im fucked.

also called shelby and scott snakes

shout out to nicole

i wouldnt mind if cornfed got the first boot

couch hogger making so many alliances just to be in the final 2 with jason

Do they know America nominates someone?

not yet

SHOUT OUT TO ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS WITH A SOCIAL GAME

did shrimpman go to bed

He went to get some weed

>krispy: what the fuck am i gonna do?

HOW ABOUT GET THE FUCK OFF THE COUCH AND TALK TO PEOPLE YOU FAT BITCH

jason looks creepy in the hoodie

Is shrimpman half mulatto, half chinamen ?

Holy fuck this sandwich Scott is talking about sounds amazing.

Denny's fucking rocks, Grand Slamwich u dig

blackfoot native american

kekd +checked

thank you glorious leader for making one of the biggest move in bb history. your work wont be forgotten

Truly the hero we need

Is Jason really going w1 or will grodnerball save him

>krispy makes final 2 deal with jason
>krispy makes alliances to further herself with jason
>our leader monte puts krispy and jason on the block

lol

gotta admit, monte has balls to attempt to evict jason in the first week when america controls the season. even shane is too scared to make this move. he gave himself and shane good arguments to go against america to win the game

are the announcements outside super loud this year?
Jason just jumped, and Shelby jumped earlier when they called someone to the DR.

Half-man, half-shrimp.

Kek, Shrimpman talking about showing his dick

>shrimpman dick talk on one cam and krispy crying about missing her bf on the other
kino

Annnd now Shelby and Danielle are talking about naming their pussies. Horny chicks

>fat bitch having a breakdown

WOW WHO DIDNT SEE THIS COMING

Shrimpman sighted

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ShrimpAndHisHoesLikeThisPost.jpg

SCREENSHOT GUY,

GET SHRIMPMAN AND DANIELLE WITH THE KINO SHOT

SHRIMPMAN SAYING THE GIRLS ARE SIMILAR

HE MIGHT BE THE ONE

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Astute as fuck
das wassup

BUSTED

Kek

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kino

kino

reminds me of the paul and bridgette picture

>fat bitch still crying
rip female paul

Pure kino. Night shift camera operators comfirmed for goat

I took a lot of those too

>Your Vagina is warm
>Yeah, I'm in heat

you are our greatest ally.

Thanks Senpai!

Literally Bridgette's cutest moment

youtube.com/watch?v=XYo27U8dRbE

>Kryssie's mist

the only mist she got is her couch

My dick has been jumping all over the place that this convo

Danielle didn't look very happy when Jason referred to giving birth as 'queefing out a baby' kek

>i didnt sign up for live diaries

pls

>jason: you cant use rape as a strategy

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Arguable

I want to lay on Shelby's lap
>Morgan booty slappin

>shrimpman: sometimes its better to pay for it then fucking having to listen to their bitching all day

shelby just went into the room and hue in front of crying krispy

Fucking love this guy. A true modern philosopher

shane is now obsessed with shrimpman and wants to follow him

Did Krispy Kreme really say she was into scat and piss play and randomly talk about having loose skin? or is this all just a meme. why the fuck would you tell people that stuff.

Best timeline:
Jason goes home
Krispy goes home
Cornbread goes home

All remaining HGs get talked into having an orgy by Shrimpman

>Shrimpman: If you suck your own dick, you're gay

Shrimpman,Shelby,Scott best final 3.

>I would never suck my own dick! That would be fuckin' retarded!

top convo

Holy fuck, I am dying laughing at Shrimpman here.

i'm just gonna be a masta dick slinga for the rest of my life

>I'm just gonna be a master dick slinger the rest of my life

>I started gettin my dick sucked at like 12 or 13

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Screencap bro, please get one of the pose Shrimpman made for the cover of his future porno

What the fuck? Dr. Facilier?

>the fireman and his hoes

So how many of these girls is Shrimpman going to fuck?

I can't believe this is the same guy who acted so autistic with Danielle on night 1

shrimpman waitin for guys to pay him to fuck their wives

Master Dick Slinger

Jason just called himself cancer

This is surreal

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>Shrimpman bragging about his big dick

He must be a grower, then?

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Cams 1 + 2: Scott the Student Of The Game™ schooling newfags on BB lore
Cams 3 + 4: GOAT fun convo

this fucking season, guys
whatever casting company chose these people needs to stay on

somebody cap that fucking zoom

>Shrimpman: I cooked crack!

>Camera dramatically zooms in on his face

God fucking damn dudes this is amazing

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We've all been rused.

Danielle: Do people know each other a lot in New Orleans?
Shrimpman: Everybody knows everybody
Danielle: Do you know someone there named Brian Walker?
Shrimpman: Probably not

Elaborate, user

didnt ruse our leader monte.

all she did was give more reasons to put her on the block and she will stay because of sympathy

krispy complaining about not being on the couch because its too cold

Krispy is crying about the fact that she has to be awake from 10am to 10pm, stupid cunt

I never realized how big a nu-male Shane is until now, definitely not invited to the Bomb Squad

>tfw you cook crack

if she thinks fake crying will work on monte, shes wrong.

and if it does work, shelby will not freak out about it and jason will be evicted

>cooking crack to avoid homelessness

could shrimp get any better?

>Scott:"fucking casuals"

krispy already thinking about self evicting

>tfw someone tells you to suck your own dick

>Scott makes funk of Shelby's voice to her face

This dude is so not a fucking virgin. He misted us anons

SHRIMPMAN IS FREAKING OUT

>Shelby (On Shrimpman's vulgarity): I can't wait to see your subtitles

They are going to be so embarrassed they find out what OTT actually is

they pretty much have to make episodes now
this cast is too good

they think its on TV?

shane is now getting information on how smart justin is

justin revealing how good he is

shrimpman saying that victor didnt represent new orleans

His name is Shrimpman, samefag

cant wait for monte to react to this mess

now krispy saying that she was crying for the past 4 days on the couch

Okay, so earlier tonight, user asked how we would subtly inform /bb/ if we got on the show without the normies finding out. I thought about it a bit, and a legit Check Em pose held steady for a few seconds would be the patrician choice.

>/bb/ likes bridgette
>she becomes most popular hg
>/bb/ likes vic
>he becomes most popular hg
>/bb/ likes shrimpman
>he becomes most popular hg

Actually kind of impressed.

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Why there so many dirty dishes? Damn

>Scott sleeping as close to the edge of the bed as humanly possible

a true gentleman

I was about to say this, I want cuddling!

I'm with you, bro. This is going to tear the Bomb Squad apart. Someone even left their lotion in the kitchen. Do you know who it was?

Goddamn. they really don't know this won't be on TV. Paraphrasing

>Shrimpman: There is no way all of this is live, they must be cutting some of this shit out

>Krispy says it all is live online since people pay for the feeds, but they will cut shit out

>But adds that evictions have to be live because that's how BB works (read: when it's on TV)

>No one says a thing about OTT being an online-only no fish uncensored season

Fuck man, this is so bizarre

>Krispy says it all is live online since people pay for the feeds, but they will cut shit out for the episodes

accidentally a word

>Shane: I'm dyslexic
>Cornbread: You take medication for that?

>Shane: I went to a special music school for disabled kids like me

>Dyslexic

Please god let him stick around long enough for the longest word comp

>shrimpman about to tell a poignant story about his high school sweetheart getting pregnant

>Camera swap to sleeping people

Seriously eat a dick, production

Don't sucking
Open own dick

topkek

Shelby
Shelby
ShelbyShelby

Bridgebro? You gonna namefag?

It's me!
I don't know, I might later on.
I'm going to bed now, thanks for recognizing me and making me feel important!

Krispy is the only one up and she's walking around the backyard awkwardly. We need Vic to do his safari voiceover about watching a hambeast in it's environment

hue

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wew I go to bed and Cred Forums goes to shit over this Cred Forums pass stuff

cornbread was on honey booboo?

Can I just marry Bridgette?

Our kids can play with spooky, scary skeletons.

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yeah, absolutely

If Jozea went back would he be as targeted as Jason?

I figure that since he went out as the first (voted on) evictee they wouldn't view him as much of a threat as Jason.

Probably. The first week is always an overthought small move to a complete non-threat.
They'd use the excuse that he'd played before and how he has more experience even just by one week and that justifies evicting him week one.

time to rev up them hues

especially since he tried to dictate I think they'd want him out just as much

Jason sucks dick
Jozea fucks dick

Jason fucks dick too. He's a bottom.

Jason doesn't have sex

damn he's a real ass nigga

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Is Shelby still cute?

was she ever not?

DONT ANSWER MY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION YOU SHIT

why not

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is alex still a goddess?

who?

alex

Michelle's sister.

really annoying guy you are

Monte and Neeley having a deep convo about music rn

she's been working all weekend so she doesn't mind the rain since she couldn't go out anyway but she also hasn't tweeted very much because of it

Is shrimpman unironically playing the best game so far?

Is Natalie up yet? Or should I watch SNL

You're a weird dude

it'll pay off one day when she tweets something hilarious and embarrassing about Moo and you'll all thank me

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youtube.com/watch?v=eff0dQY2qok

Post your favorite pic of her

seahawks v. jets time

see you guys on Cred Forums

>we share this thread with a xehawks fan
Now it all makes sense

I don't really have one. I just know a lot about her day to day stuff because I have a twitter that only follows big brother stuff and she's the most active on it so I always see it.

she was sick 2 weeks ago and took a lot of school off

she looks like Moo in this one

Titties sittin right but is the family history of serious mental illness worth playing with dem titties?

Someone needs to find her snap

I'd guess Twitter bro already knows it

who do you think I am

potentially. we have a few years to see if she goes crazy

Don't remember doing it but apparently I already added her
Never posts anything to her story

She's not a virgin. She's a liar

renee is pure and i'm gonna be the first person to have sexual intercourse with her pussy

I already did

shelby has a huge pimple

well someone's sucked on her tiddies before that's for sure

send her a pic of your dick

no

fuck off renee fag shes fucking heinous like her gross sister

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Or her girlfriend punched her in the tit

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you could tell it was coming, she doesnt have the best skin to begin with and she has been 2 fisting m&m's

if she lasts more than 5 or 6 weeks she wont be able to fit into those tiny denim shorts

CORNBREAD SHILLING AGAINST SHELBY AGAIN

why is he threatened by her?

is she giving him weird boners and he doesnt want to get exposed?

Shelby nudes?

She isn't southern

she's made it pretty clear he's her target. when she's not ignoring him she's being rude to him

put two grapes on a thin piece of charred jewish deli meat

shelby doesnt give a fuck about his redneck bullshit and cornbread is too sensitive

So cornbread is just a reality tv whore?

yup and shelby just told the girls about him being a reality tv whore

cornbred4this

He was on honey boo boo too

maybe. the redneck olympics isn't reality tv but honey booboo went there for an episode and he won

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2339117/Honey-Boo-Boo-goes-gold-Redneck-Olymp-Hicks-just-ends-covered-mud.html

It always is friendo

what the fuck now it's danielle and jason going up

so she'll be bulging out of her clothes like the other fat girls in the house?
going to have to drop her then

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we back on to the shelby and krispy debate

now looks like danielle is gonna be on the block

no, not that far, she has to gain 20lbs just to catch the next closest girl

she may put on 10 or 15 if she doesnt keep moving

It's nice seeing Danielle's and Whitney's ass...Whit has a really nice ass

looks like shane won monte trust with the danielle thing

its too much ass, desu senpai

Nah it's right...

God Morgan looks so good though, she's my girl!

Screenshot that shit

morgan and shelby look tight but those other 2 are just too much and i aint even irish

Ireland pls

looks like krispy is the replacement nom if danielle or jason wins pov

why are they doing dani? how is shane allowing this?

monte might use shelby as a showmance

>im single and shes single

She's a pawn

no its fat and its disgusting

shane is ok with this and monte gave this big grin and was happy

danielle is the pawn and shane knows that

shane is gonna act surprised

That would help Shelby a lot more than it would help him. She's already talked about using him if necessary

havnt got on the feeds today but last night it felt like he was more into morgan than our girl

junior varsity mistmen

Is Shrimpman's personality gonna get old soon? I'm scared

morgan has a boyfriend

well hes just using shelby, no romance, just gameplay

he was driving me crazy last night already, hes too OVER THE TOP

ok... i believe judas had a gf too and that didnt stop him from finger blasting liz

And she's already been pretending to be interested in him.

morgan isn't a cringey faggot like judas. stop bringing him up every time someone isn't going to cheat in the house

thats the first time i brought him up, you know he would be ruling this cast right now. infinitely more entertaining that boring shane

the southerners are too religious to fuck in front of camera

i only think alex will be doing that

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>forgetting natalie from season 9 who gave handies and blow jobs out like candy like 10 times in front of everyone yet never shut up about church and bible quotes

which brother is this

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she looks strong, she could bench my entire weight

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You know it kills her to be the less attractive sister

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>Big group casual conversation has a quiet pause
>Shrimpman gets up and says "Yeah I think he's gonna put me up" and immediately leaves
L M A O

she know what she doing

if anything that is probably 5-6 inches flaccid, growing up to a big dig from there isn't a challenge

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He drops bombs and runs

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the jamboree alliance was too shitty

glad that shelby has a chance to abandon ship so easily

damn that little halter top on huefu

LOOKING GOOD

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wew

Please tell me she's in bikini bottoms

MORGAN IS POOPING

Dem armlips

skirt

she walks like she got rogered the night before

>Krispy claiming she has a sun allergy

stay locked on that couch

>monte and shelby showmance
god i cant see that, its gonna look so fake.

i know that shelby aslo want to do it but man i hope they can make it convincing

A human with a sun allergy just isn't meant to live

that top is too small for alex and her lack of WHR is hilarious

She's a vampire like Shrimpman.

great idea to get tattoos on top of garbage can skin

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haha that would be hilarious if monte worked out wearing the HoH robe

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all her clothes are too small

scott chess cucked by shane

Tumblr is mad

im slowly starting to like monte, he is pretty much bathing in blood

that's right tumblr this is your official notice we are reinstituting slavery

>its a bunch of liberals sit around and talk about how much they like Canada episode

scott and shelby are pretty much in a perfect spot

they are right down the middle

>what if they made a harry pottery chess, hue hue hue hue

Is that actually happening in BB OTT: The south will rise again edition?

They should move.

Any nipple shots? My dicks still confused as to if it wants

I don't think anyone is really watching. Shit is loud and boring. Neeley had a blurry thing but that doesn't count.

>noms switch back to Jason and Kryssie
>A white female and a gay man going up on the southerners HOH
>*pretends to be shocked*

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Did she ever make a twister game?

post ghost devin in the glasses

nope

HOW MANY FUCKING PAIRS OF FOOD PANTS DOES THIS PIG HAVE

My dick is anxiously waiting for bikini twister with the Plastics competing

When you are that fat Walmart is the only place to get clothes

please stop calling them plastics, i get the reference but it doesnt fit, they arent fake or mean

Is anyone going to call out Alex and Morgan?

You knew exactly who I meant tho

shelby is plastic

Someone make an alliance chart with hg pictures and shit. Ive seen it for seasons past

annnnnd go

they're cool
i wish i knew where she got them and if they are cheap and come in smaller sizes

fuck off retard

Go to jokers and stay there you cuntshit

huefu still #1 on jokers

someone make 3 new BBOTT threads

Is Cred Forums your reddit magic?

men love her, women want to be her

jozea new thread

I'm on it

they're pretty, catty and cute and being infiltrated so the name fit. stop being a little bitch about it.

>bb18 cast was full of women who looked like goblins with a ton of attractive guys
>OTT cast is full of qts aside from that one cow and has fewer males than females

hopefully whoever doing the casting for OTT sticks around for bb19

They haven't come up with an alliance name yet. We should just use the name Shelby and co. came up for them until they do.

new

the irony that would be directing this at the person who made that image

>has fewer males than females
thats subjective

which is?

Oh I'm sorry I have a job working till 11pm every day and miss both the recaps and noms and everything and nobody caps tth "episodes"

It's shorter than his thumb. Do you think Shrimpman has 7 inch long thumbs?

yo his dick could be 3 inches flaccid and grow.

>penis size talk
retards -.-

I'm going to suggest everyone votes on the Joker polls this season

I feel people will use it somewhat as an indicator for votes down the road, so it's never bad to influence things our way there