CITV vs CBBC

CITV vs CBBC.

Which was was the patrician's choice of kids TV shows?

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CBBC was the real nigga shit with Tracy Beaker

CITV had awesome stuff like X-men and transformers I think, and I'm sure they had Thunderbirds/Captain Scarlet repeated when I was a sprog. Plus SMTV was god-tier saturday morning tv, even as a teen. And Art Attack.

Was it kino?

it was good but this is true kino

No, this is pure kino

>Tfw they had to make OC because the book had finished

>All those rumours about why Sophie's actress had changed

>rumours
Go on...

I still have absolutely no idea what this was actually about.

>tfw had a headmaster that looked just like him

There was so much bullshit at my school about it. Apparently the actress found out she was dying irl and had to quit.

I made my girlfriend watch Zzzap! the other day

It was fucking horrendous, can't believe that used to entertain me

But she came back in the "final" episode before they ended up in a lighthouse with new kids or some shit

I hated pretty much all of it. I was so glad when we finally got sky and I could watch Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network.

The bits with based Buchanan were the only segments worth watching

Did she? I think everybody had grown out of the series when that happened.

What was horrendous about it?

headmaster who was basically hitler

this was quite unsettling.

>BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH BYKER, BYKER GROVE

Funny, years after Ant's character was blinded in that paintballing accident, I thought he was blind IRL too. Even now, 20 years later, his eyes still look funny to me.

was it cunny

Yeah, all the original kids came back as well, including the older goth girl, because they found their original foster parents in stasis in the basement or something. Was pretty odd

>the queens nose
>the demon headmaster
>zapp
>blue peter
>Byker Grove
>Chucklevision
>Even Stevens
>Fairly OddParents
>rugrats
>get your own back

bbc by a mile

there was one with a floating brown spaceship kinda thing that could also go invisible but i forget the name

>this is Danielle's sister

ah shit zzzap was itv.

point stands

>brown spaceship
Fucking Aquilla, my nigga

AQUILA, I loved that shit

>>zapp
ITV

>Fairly OddParents
>rugrats
m8


>blue peter
fixed as fuck

also the wild house and microsoap

there was one about a group of schoolkids from the uk who go to australia i think, and there is weird alien/government shit happening, i remember it being pretty compelling

Aquila was the shit! Wasn't there an episode where one of the boys ended up with a weird alien hand, from sticking it into the console?

Was that Round the Twist? I can only remember the theme tune

As far as I remember, CBBC had way more original programming and was more focused on live action stuff. ITV had their share of original programming too, but most of the stuff they had was on licence from other broadcasters and were mainly cartoons.

yessss that was it

yeah i done fucked up with zzzap, rugrats was pretty dece but fairly oddparents was a 50-50 one tbf

nah, it was like a school trip, fairly mature (15+ students)

Did anyone ever get the golden monkey?

>Knightmare
>Zzzzzap
>Reboot
>Finders Keepers
>Bernards watch
>The worst witch
>Yu-gi-oh
>Cardcaptors
>Hey! arnold
>Round the twist

Are you fucking kidding me?

It had some weird shit, I think I remember them accidentally killing a pensioner with it

>Tfw you always wanted to explore the jungle run set

In reality it was probably like any other studio and nothing like it appeared on TV.

What went wrong?

bernards watch and the worst witch were great, rest is meh. citv was too cartoon dominated

Was about to say Knightmare

It was Jeopardy.

He used his awesome time stopping God powers for the most mundane shit imaginable. It was wasted on Bernard, WASTED!

>tfw wanted to go on Jungle run but was afraid I'd be trapped in the temple forever
I also thought when you lost in Raven you got sent to limbo

You are wrong.
Knightmare was meh?!
Round the fucking twist was meh!?
Too many cartoons?

What would you do if you could freeze time?

Endless playground talk about the rapes we'd commit with that power.

Such low quality. I can't even think what might be considered entertaining about it at all for kids

Barely even qualifies as slapstick,bizarrely dubbed things just happen on screen for 3 minutes, then some other things happen and so on

>it's a cramp twins episode

probably wouldnt fucking go into a shop, steal stuff but leave the cash on the till for them like that utter dickwad did

wasted

same with the queens nose

>Tfw the blue guy would probably be a drug addicted loser now like everyone he was like from my school

old faggot here presenting the true patrician's choice

based

BOGIES

Dick and Dom are honestly a pair of fucking idiots.

nanny nob nobs?

I always thought it would so great to explain to the parents

'Your son died hunting golden orbs in Scotland, condolences'

That little kid, Marco, is gay now.

what did she do wrong Cred Forums?

Trapped also terrified me as a kid.
Why did CBBC and CITV have a ton of kids game shows where you die/get trapped if you lose.

Friendly reminder the Crystal Maze is making a comeback on Channel 4.

He's hot too

Does anyone remember that show that was just a bunch of silent movie sketches with shitty sfx? I don't understand how it stayed on the air, it was awful

that's zzzzap

Yeah, without O' Brian. I can't see Stephen Merchant running around like a loon playing the harmonica. He only knows sarcasm

did nobody watch older tv on vhs when they were little

This was kino

I will never laugh as hard as I did the first time I saw Painty Painty Painty Painty Painty Paint Paint

louise

who's this boner donor?

...

Eeny Meeny Macka Racka Rari Dominacka was the GOAT part of the show. The completely serious commentary made it.

LOOK
UP
LOOK
DOWN
LOOK
ALL AROUND

Also, does anyone else have weirdly fond memories of the school programmes that came on after CBBC until about 11 in the morning and that you only ever got to see if you were off poorly

Yeah, had nearly all of these, and a bunch of old Doctor Who before 1996 came around. Banana Splits was quality

>this is an art attack

>this is an art attack

>this is art attack
you could never come up with writing like this nowadays

my nigga

My parents tended to show my DVDs of shows they watched as kids.
This was pure kino and everyone should watch it
What do you expect giving it to someone called Bernard?

Smart > art attack

Forgot the pic

F

>does anyone else have weirdly fond memories of the school programmes that came on after CBBC until about 11 in the morning

Fuck yes, those were they days man
Always used to look forward to this masterpiece when I was ill
youtube.com/watch?v=PnGjBSVMvhg

At least Art Attack never made anyone want to kill themselves.

Oh shit son, your parents did the right thing

>only had TCC as a kid
>it was such poverty shit that most if its programming was literally from 30-40 years ago
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rich bastard, i had to record these

Pure kino

I hope they also showed you this

just goes to show we're better off alone

Why did he kill himself though?

As far as I know his girlfriend died of a drug overdose in his house, but that's nothing to go killing yourself over.

>all you'll need is some loo rolls
check
>some card
check
>a bit of pva glue
I stole some from school check
>some sticky back plastic
wait
>a few acrylics
what
>A collection of Henry John Smyth's bespoke paintbrushes with ultra fine hairs
not again
>And access to a metalworks for the final touches
God dammit

>Now stick the look rolls to the card with the glue, like this
>And here's one I made earlier, a working replica of the Giza pyramid complex, complete with underground tunneling and irrigation

>that one where the kid turned into a crisp

>the one where the kid drew on the walls and ended up living in the walls
Was that a happy ending, because his parents were dicks?

Not rich, me and my brother used to get them for birthday/christmas, and save pocket money to get more from the carboot sale down the road

Damn straight! Loved Grizzly Tales for Gruesome kids. Used to come home from school and watch this every Thursday while eating me tea.

>And access to a metalworks for the final touches

Literally this.

he gave her the drugs and artists have to leave their emotions quite exposed in order to fuel their creativity.

THE SECRETS OF THE CLOW

Fucking hell I remember this shit. I had it on VHS in two parts.

JIM JAM YAHA

Anyone remember this masterpiece?

...

This show was the shit, but how on Earth did they film it? Did the kids just shout at an empty table?

Jesus, I just had a flashback mate.

The stuff in Art Attack was always way too perfect. Anything you made ended up looking nothing like Neil's.

>tfw you were always doomed to become a weeb because of this show

>that episode when Oakie Doke has to deal with the child sexual abuse case

that was fucking awful

the amount of times i sent my mum out to find pipe cleaners and googly eyes im surprised i wasnt madeleine mccanned

That and Flint the Time Detective

was it no good?

he could draw perfect circles that bloke

the best bits were when he did the aerial art

reminder that neil buchanan now plays in a heavy metal band

youtube.com/watch?v=kNVqv7sAi7s

No good at all.

I was always an CITV kid but I would turn over to CBBC for certain things. The Really Wild Show was probably my favourite.

haha

anyone remember How To with Fred Dineage and Bunty James?

I wiki'd it and the last series was in 1980 so I must have been watching repeats but it was pure kino

and that's HOW

FOR NOW

Any britbongs remember that kids show about the Viking that was living in the modern day with some kids? Can't remember what it was called

I met a guy at a party that was on that show.
Yea pretty much, he told me that they had to cheer on moving lights across the table.

Also apparently Jake Humpheries was a massive dick.

Please tell me someone remembers this thing

They rebooted How To in the 90s. Carol Voderman used to present it along with Fred and some other guy.

WE WILL BEND IT, WE WILL BIND IT WITH GLUE GLUE GLUE

>tfw you're from a working class family that fell for the sky meme

Yvon of Yukon?

Fucking kek
I always wondered how they filmed it without ruining the immersion of the kids. Turns out they didn't.

revived in early nineties with fred and carol vord.

This fucking show was beyond atrocious.

Was it kidkino?

Nah it was live action, I faintly remember a part of the intro credits showing a longboat on misty waters

Really? I've heard he's OK. What'd he do?

Too annoying but if I watched it now I suspect there may be some adult humour I didnt appreciate at the time.

Fuck, it was some futuristic 3D game show thing, wasn't it? Remember watching it while eating Findus Crispy Pancakes.

Fuck yea it was
Watched it all the time.

He was a holocaust denier.

Scariest character on children's telly:

HAA

HAA

HAA

BOOM
BOOM

Dani was a real roller-coaster waifu. First she grew massive tits, which was fantastic. Then she got thicc for that dancing show, which was still alright. Then she got fat, then pregnant, and that's when the dream turned to dust.

He used to always stand behind the kids and make panting noises. The guy I met said that he kept stroking his hair whilst licking his lips.

He didn't say and I was drunk at the time.
If I remember the guy I was talking to was a bit of a dick as well so I duuno.

think this is the viking show lad

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>Kill Jestah

It's my money, it's my game, kill her

you fucking legend, thanks man

ITS

This show was utter shit but as a 12 year old I wanted to fuck this girl so bad

Sounds like the same kinda story when the drummer from McFly turned up at someone's cousin's party, got stoned and beat up someone for saying Busted was better

THE

Who thought that was a good idea?

It was called Virtually Impossible. What flavour pancakes?

There's A Viking In My Bed

BEAR

Nope, not having it, no.
This scared the shit out of me when I was like 5.
My Dad used to say it down the pipes in my house as well which didn't help matters.

>listen here you fucking rodent prick, I'm gonna close me eyes and count to five, when I open them again and still see you in my fucking caff, I'm going to sodomise your little bumhole, no foxxy bingo dot com today, there's a reason they call me fucking anil you cunt. both you and master dave can fuck off.

Jesus christ, how did CBBC get away with this?

Fucking legend, your dad

Cavegirl always appears in these threads, probably because it seemed like it was devised by devious marketing execs as sortcore 'porn' for us early teens. All that flesh on display made for perfect wank fodder.
Next up will be the qt's from The Queen's Nose.

Anil was based, can't believe he's wrestling for WCPW now

Does anyone remember that TV show that used to come on after SM:TV / CD:UK? It was futuristic and I think the kids had to collect keycards or something? Was it this ?

CRANK HIM UPPPP

It scared the shit out of anyone that was an appropriate age for Teletubbies at the time.

>you now realise Teletubbies has been going on for so long, that they've changed sun babies

remember watching those in school

Nah, that was earlier than SMTV I think, and on during the week. But I vaguely remember what you're talking about

>Queen's Nose
Someone post the webm, we all know which one it is.

What happened to the great British kids tv tradition of gunging contestants?

Dave Benson Philips seemed like a total bro.

Health and Safety gone mad

youtube.com/watch?v=zYPkH8gPDps

Makes me weep lads

What was wrong with Sky? It's still better than anything else.

I MEMBER
nostalgiaa overload

There's A Viking In My Cupboard or some such.

It was based on a book I think.

Mel was best childhood 3D waifu

Chicken & Mushroom Them and Wall Bangers sausages, tea-time staples.

based nigel

Was it ahead of its time?

youtube.com/watch?v=HTKRuURDO5I

The one with her older sister?

THIS.

BEST kid comedy kino

I actually went around poking people while saying devil finger and it's probably why people didn't like me

Yeah

Was it autism?

Posting the ultimate pre-schoolers channel.
Man do I feel bad for any country's tykes who didn't have access to this.

>all those comfy live-action/puppet shows
>all those comfy stop-motion shows
>all those comfy animated story books

YOUR FACE GRAHAM

Winter's around the corner, lads. Soon be time to whip out your cosiest nostalgia shows, and snuggle up to watch.

This show was one of the best game shows of all time

This was pure kino

>tfw I never saw the final season

It's not much of an excuse, but it was made for the deaf.

yes it was.

Funny thing lads, I grew up in the house that Bob the Builder was thought up in

>tfw going to watch the snowman as christmas tradition
>tfw going to forget bowie was in it
>tfw going to bawl like a bitch when he pops up

Very much.

>Not Wind In The Willows

youtube.com/watch?v=zs7lO726UJs

cbeebies was where the real party was at bros

Robbie the Reindeer is christmaskino

Is this birdkino?

Pippin is dead

wtf i hate christmas now

>tfw loved watch watching cbeebies, but was too old

I used my younger brother as an excuse to watch it

youtu.be/VB6RGn7x4ks

What's this show called?

youtube.com/watch?v=qJMAeuFoxRI

How did I forget. Fairly mainstream but still life lessons were learnt.

DA WAE... O' DA WOREEAH

Hearty lols

If you didn't watch Rosie and Jim you were born too late

>Not Huxley Pig

youtube.com/watch?v=fBmssqb0NFA

I have an image of Rosie and Jim saved as my login profile for my pc. Not a single day goes by without being reminded of them.

>tfw you realised they were canal gypsies

There's a Rosie and Jim barge on the London canals.

shit on it

my mum forced us to watch these on DVD in the car when we were going on holiday

>Nothing a child could make was as good as a guy who was literally paid to make art and had spent his life perfecting his ability

Besides, the point of Art Attack wasn't to make outstanding projects but to teach artistic skills and techniques and to nurture creativity in children.

youtu.be/92RHifn21pE

That episode of round the twist with that fucking scarecrow.


Fuck that shit, it actually made me go crying to my mum in terror.

youtube.com/watch?v=2ntK5R-DjSs

fucking leftie pro-gyppo propaganda

water gypsies are alright, its the caravan ones who shit up the place

>teach artistic skills and techniques
You mean like sticking googly eyes on everything and hoarding bags of sand and PVA glue?

Holy shit. This was in my subconscious until now. I must've repressed it or something.
That and the terrible CGI show bear, on the merri go round? Ugh.

>then pregnant

>it's a brit/tv/ thread

time to get comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=NKhMP2r4XGk

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Dick and Dom were the fucking GOAT
youtube.com/watch?v=w-Ll9RR0Igc
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>tfw you will never be in da Bungalow

yes

Nerbody move

youtube.com/watch?v=2d9QZFdW8uQ

>Flint the Time Detective

fuuuck...that takes me back. really liked that show, never saw how it ended though.

Other than Totally spies and Misty from pokemon, some of my first faps were to pic related...must have helped fuel my thing for S&M, FemDom and dominatrix women actually.

Used to have to tape an episode and then pause it when it was just her up so i could fap. was one paticular shot of her defeated with her but in the air and one angle of the shot gave a great shot of her ass...


The theme tune for the show was annoying though.

Thanks for reminding me of it, might have a nostagic wank to it later after work.

>ywn live in Trumpton

anyone remember orlov?

nuture creativity? After the crushing disappointment of my paper maiche volcano looking like a complete shitheap instead of Neals perfect contoured effort, I never tried doing art properly again

>ywn wake up on a saturday and watch new episodes of pokemon again

>That episode where Windy Miller got pissed on his home made cider.

>yfw you watched this live as a kid
youtube.com/watch?v=66WbokkZq-0

Over Stingray, Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet? Even pic related was better than this

>that cheeky kid rubbing shit all over the Richard O'Muck

would have clattered him

autistic little spacker

I miss it.
Fun fact: Dec has Wonky Donkey and a photo from the SM:TV days in his home office. He also has a drawing of Pikachu from one of the original Pokemon animators.

I watched Big Cook, Little Cook before I went to school when I was in year 6

No shame

Ah the 90's, when imaginary Italian perverts could grant you wishes then screw up your life completely.

>Dec has Wonky Donkey and a photo from the SM:TV days in his home office.

how do you know this?

>bozzums

>that complete look of despair on the baker's face, when he realises the wind won't start up again
>he's going to lose his business, all because Windy couldn't control his alcoholism

youtube.com/watch?v=KueeB5_9V7s
Gave me flashbacks of this

I'm his nephew

for real?

This is unironically my favourite tv programme of all time. The complete unpredictability and sense of anarchy was funny in itself.

What a reddit thread

Yeah. Can't really prove it but it's true.

>tfw the BBC will no longer race babies for children's amusement
youtube.com/watch?v=D4FUCQ4MeMU

That's nu-Bernard

Anyone remember the Dream Stone? The intro theme "Better than a dream" always made my think of "Merry Christmas Everybody" by Slade.

I don't know why you'd lie about it, so I believe you

Down right down
left down

>that baby who took his first steps live on the show

hmm I'm suspicious

you got any photos with him?

cool if true

>sense of anarchy
That's what made it perfect children's TV. It was a completely unorganised mess, but still within some semblance of boundaries and rules.

Pure bearkino

youtube.com/watch?v=Fa5_MHHij4E

Jesus look at those kids. Establishment as shit. Surely at least one of them is a direct product of cousinfucking

Thanks, I just wish I had more interesting things to say.
I do, like I have a few with him at his wedding somewhere, but I'm a bit reluctant to put them on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum.

Huh, you've managed to find two kids TV presenters who aged respectably. Weird.

>tfw Ainsley steals your exuberant negro gimmick

Nah, don't worry lad. You don't have to post anything.

This was a great show. I saw it on the live tour thing they did in Birmingham or Nottingham (I forget which) and cried at the loud noises though.

They've brought it back but it's not the same without Craig

He actually is mentally ill and things got worse for him because he believed that the BBC stole his ideas for shows after Badger had finished and he became super depressive

>tfw Channel 4 will no longer have kids box for everyone's amusement

will never forget the last episode and how sad i was :(

I'm not falling for your gyppo lies you soggy pikey

they did it recently on the one show and got backlash for it

express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/682900/The-One-Show-HORRIFIES-viewers-traumatised-babies-race-Holly-Willoughby-Alex-Jones

JUST

youtube.com/watch?v=H9IcWVsL2UQ

Bernards watch is a bit silly. The concept of freezing time makes no sense because light and heat would also stop, he also never raped anyone.

Yeah I'd trade Dara for Craig in a heartbeat. That nice Irish lady can stay though

I met that guy doing work experience at a London news station. Seemed cool, but then he killed himself a month later. Was it my fault?

No Craig, no deal. He's coming to my city for new years eve doing a dj gig. Reckon it's worth going to?

Aren't the Express outraged by everything?

the state of this country where you can't even make babies race on TV anymorewithout people throwing a fit, absolute nightmare

You could have saved him...

Yeah, he has a radio show on 6Music which is always good to listen to. If it's anything like that it'd be a good show

You tell me m8
youtube.com/watch?v=dMSPW6EU0zQ

I fucking hated that show. It was shit and immature, even for kid me

I didn't know either of them died.
WHAT THE FUCK?

He's off the drugs now though apparently

Yeah, the police thought he killed her.

This guy actually owns the gunging machine thing and tours universities doing get your own back live. Went a few years back when I was still at uni, was a cracking time

The people who make the show said they don't like Arthur memes, it actually made me a little bit sad

Shouldn't have made so many memeworthy scenes then.

>ywn tour universities shooting your gunk on limber 19-year-olds
why even live

Neat. Do you think he could beat ant in a fight? No weapons, and they're both as mad as each other

What arthur meme? Like the janitor one?

And the frame where he's about to punch DW, I'm guessing.

Fucking knew it, I'm off to get some rope lads. Don't worry Mark I'm coming...

only thing I looked forward to after school

The angry Arthur fist one. They said Arthur's not a violent character and it was out of context.

Nah. Ant looks tougher to me.
I doubt anyone on Cred Forums watches their current stuff, but they have a segment called Ant vs Dec where they have to beat each other in a challenge. If it's something that can be prepared for Dec normally wins because he's competitive and will train harder than Ant for it.

Bullshit, that aardvark gets angry at everything, he's always screaming at DW.

>didn't use his powers to steal all the shit he ever wanted
>didn't use his powers to rape all the women he ever wanted
>didn't use his powers to amass massive wealth and become the king of the world

>actually used his powers to save an old lady's cat or some shit

Bernard is a fucking loser. I knew a guy called Bernard irl and now he's balding at age 20, so I guess people named Bernard are just spastics desu

I'm pretty sure Round the Twist was on CBBC - Knightmare trumps all though.

True kino.

>didn't use his powers to rape all the women he ever wanted
He was prepubescent, wasn't he? Doubt that shit ever came to him as an idea.

The GOAT. Very Narnia-esque but with less annoying kids and based Pat Troughton

I wanted to rape women from the age of five, maybe you're gay or something pal.

Pretty sure that just makes you a psychopath.

I'm pretty sure the lesson of that episode was that bullying is wrong. Like, didn't Arthur go to school and get bullied by Binky then he realised he'd been a total cunt and apologised?

CiTV had DIGIMON, so it wins

My parents used to laugh at me for finding this shit scary when I was super young. My childhood has been validated now that I know my fellow anons were also scared.

Liking non cartoon shitty live action shows
You fucking women

Queens nose and Bernard watch were pretty good though

He didn't even use his powers to get loads of money or something, he only used it to do dumb shit. He could've used the cash to get infinite toys or ice cream, or whatever kids like. He only really used it to dodge fruit getting thrown at his head or helping people or other lame shit.

Bernard is definitely a spastic name

Aquila was extremely interesting for a kids show
It would even work as an adult show

Freaked me out too. Not nightmares or anything, but they were just kind of unsettling

Everyone who was about the right age for Teletubbies when that came out, was terrified by it. Looking back on it, it looks stupid sure, but back then it was fucking scary.

That episode annoyed the fuck out of me because if anything DW was bullying Arthur and he just retaliated

Zzzap! was originally intended for children with learning difficulties. No one ever believes me when I tell them this but it's the God's honest truth.

She doesn't know any better, she's little. Can't just punch a 3 year old in the face Arthur

I didn't realize people got this worked up about Bernard's Watch

I mean you're right but chill out

2005/2006 I.T. class in primary school we would all rush through the work so we'd get to play this dumb pac-man clone for the rest of the lesson

But I'm not a woman user
I watched a lot of Cartoons when I was older and now I'm 18 I pretty much exclusively watch animated shows.movies

Really? Is that why noone talks in it?
I only really remember liking one segment

CITV had anime.

CBBC didn't have anime.

CBBC is fucking garbage.

True dat
Too bad its sequels sucked ass

What anime did CITV have? Didn't really watch anime as a kid until CN did runs of the 4kids dub of One Piece and Naruto was on Jetix

Anyone remember up on the roof? I Googled it the other day, the guy from it is now works on the sales team for a loan company. His Facebook is public and you can see him chatting on there to other old kids presenters.

Fucking weeb

Top tier programme this was.

Cbbc had flint the time detective and monster rancher. I liked both those shows

That's how they learn

THAT'S HOW

FOR NOW

Vaguely, the song by the drifters just keeps playing when I try to recall it though.

I thought it was for deaf kids

I remember that guy sitting in a bath of baked beans for like 6 hours for a Guinness world record

Hooooly shit. I completely forgot about this show. Thank you.

>Chad twin always wins

This show sucked ass
The only reason the bbc had it was because it was so cheap to buy, shit ratings on cartoon network

Vampirekino

Yeah I read it somewhere, I think they ended up just adapting it for pre-teens and young kids, plus no language meant they could flog it more easily to other countries.

Mate when I was 8 or 9 I totally would've used his powers to at least cop a feel

Her voice was hot as fuck

Nah, this.

this show was legitimately good. I think Craig Roberts was in it as the best friend character and now he's starring in films with Paul Rudd.

Some channel decided to show thunderbirds randomly after about 20 years of not showing it
>Mom: come and have a look at this show i watch as a child

Man when those jiggling dolls came on i laughed harder than i ever had before
I laughed at her childhood for a good 15 minutes

I always wanted to fuck the older sister

That sounds right but I swear I read something years ago from someone involved in the show that it was originally intended to be for proper retards. They probably changed a few things for the final product.

You're a cunt, mate

Purest kino

youtube.com/watch?v=sPz1Zy98bJw

Sometimes I feel like the only one who saw Ace Lightning.

It was my favourite.

>mom

Get out yank.

REKT

this show got dark as fuck at times. Animals legit died and got eaten.

That was cack, you've got poor taste m8

>mfw that episode where the mice get murdered by shrikes impaling them on thorns

I remember getting the magazine for this, every couple of issues you got a tape with one or two episodes on it

>I think Craig Roberts was in it as the best friend character
He was, yeah. It pretty much went
>Young Dracula
>Being Human
>Submarine
>Hollywood movies
for him.

All these posts and nobody has brought up these two beautiful bastards yet

please don't end up being pedos ;_;

>he can't into the deep undertones of Ace Lightning.

You gotta level up your life, son.

Plus he recently starred and directed a film with emile hirsch

The entire show's getting a DVD release this year

I think the quality of their work is worth a few fiddled kiddies, if it turns out they were pedos.

F

The chuckles are straight shooters, didn't you see that story where some chick was getting harassed at a panto and they stepped in?

Have you ever tried going through their twitter accounts? It's fucking bizarre. One tweet they'll be talking about how they had to give evidence at the DLT trial, then the next tweet they'll be joking about Ovaltine.

The Chuckles are the realest Gs on the block:
youtube.com/watch?v=3m8nmoSo5JQ

this

Didn't they do an advert for the new Hitman game?

Yeah, where they did a real life version of the game. It's ad kino
youtube.com/watch?v=eh_6qXsOrK4

It was dull and I really hated the animation style.

TO ME

>Paul going 'SHOOT EM ALL SHOOT EM ALL'

TO YOU

>Put him in the shed
>But it's on fire
>We don't need him anymore

The Chuckles are savage

>Can you bleed that radiator, while you're there?

I forgot how good this was
ty user

>Tell her she's fired
>Hit her
>HIT HER! HIT HER!

I know 3 people who have met them on separate occasions. They're apparently just legit as fuck, just chilled out guys who like a laugh

So glad the Chuckles are based, always seemed like top blokes

>that episode with the worms

>yfw Paul actually stopped a sexual assault backstage at a BBC show

OH DEAR OH DEAR

still have no idea why they chose the fucking chuckle brothers