Just fucking admit it:

> perfect hairline
> lean body
> hasnt aged a day past 25
> oscar winning actor
> tours the world with his band
> a long, fat cock. probably at least 8.5x6.5

why is nature so unfair?

And yet you're here on Cred Forums
That height must've really helped you

Helped me to do what? Transcend the internet? Go and try on some more of you toy clothes you little daft sod.

>be me, OP
>5'10
>balding
>no band
>skin loosened and stretched
>Only 160 pounds
>Father 200 pounds with no stretch marks
>Glasses

Well, time to get in shape even though life already cucked me

rarest pepe of them all

You're on Cred Forums, on the weekend.
Why is that bud?

It's Sunday morning. I'm having a coffee and browsing the news. You?

Why does he get hard everytime he performs on stage? There's a lot of pics like this.

wow, you woke up early on a sunday? Did you not go to a party?

>big cock
>star in a hit franchise about to BTFO marlel
>actor/musician/rich as fuck
>fucked margot robbie
>handsome as fuck

Yeah you wish he was /ourguy/

It's ten to eleven. Hardly early, fatty.

You didn't answer my question about a party, user.
Why is that?

I did not go to a party. I was home with my girlfriend. We watched a documentary and then had sex.

Hands can't be girlfriends

It's true. We're not worthy

You must be either very young or very ugly to find the fact that somebody has a loving girlfriend somehow unbelievable or remarkable. Enjoy church and your mommies meatloaf you fucking bag of shite.

Why are you mad about me saying the truth, user?
Is something on your mind?

>Man triggered by based Leto can't handle the banter

I wonder why. Is it because you can't go on knowing he, or anyone, is better than you in every way?

You are clearly the type that always likes to get the last word. Hate filled manlets usually are, so goodbye and enjoy your day of gaming and masturbation. I'm off to meet friends for lunch. Yes, hand friends. I'm going to meet a group of my hands for lunch and drinks. Bye bye, dwarf.

Unless he's 5ft tall I don't see how that's average
The girth and length are impressive, no homo

>M-muh life is great I promise, you're just a manlet who wants the last word

No faggot, you're doing the same shit in a way worse form

I was just asking questions, you seem very flustered.

If it makes you feel better I'm 6 foot but since you're with your ""friends"" you won't read this

I love this guy. I hate that sjw have targeted him.

SJWs remembered they hate him after SNL. I bet they believe Margot's real last name is "Robert" too.

Fucking retards.

He's TOO FUCKING BLONDE!

twenty twenty twenty hours to go

I want to be sedated

narcissism

I'm sorry but I've never fucking liked this pretentious faggot. The only time he was appealing to me was in Requiem for a Dream

>feminists hate him again after the SNL skit
>"slay Margot my queen destroy that creep yassss"
>in the same skit she says that her last name is actually Robert
Really?

/your/ guy maybe, because you're a faggot

what SNL skit?

>>big cock
who cares? you want to suck it, fagboy?
>>star in a hit franchise about to BTFO marlel
it was a mess
>>actor/musician/rich as fuck
bad actor, bad musician
>>fucked margot robbie
or she fucked her. margots more masculine than leto
>>handsome as fuck
like a girl

>this salty cuck

Please link.

Margot Robbie was hosting SNL.

Basically, there was a skit à la Hillary where Margot "fact-checked" things. One of them was about her last name, and she said that it's actually Robert and not Robbie. Then the usual "Jared was funny on set", "fact check, no it was uncomfortable."

So now sjws are on Jared's case again and Margot hates him.

name 5 songs by 30 seconds to mars

posts 30 seconds after this one don't count because you cheated

>sucks cocks
>calls other a cuck

>the director is bigger and scarier than you

ouch

End of All Days
Hurricane
The Kill
From Yesterday
This is War

In my defense I didn't see your post.

why would anyone want a body like Ayer's though

or be Ayer in general

the joker was never meant to by physically intimidating

that part they actually got right, and probably without trying

literally his trousers bunched up

Ok, I cringed.

youtu.be/DzlVFunSm5E

Why are sjws celebrating this? Are they clinically retarded?

>even says it's a joke at the end
>OMG SLAY QUEEEEEN

>read on tumblr that Margot absolutely trashed Jared and hates him
>watch this and it's literally nothing

>Mfw when I made this thread as a joke
>Mfw Jared Leto really is /our/ guy

Today's a good day.

>>Mfw when I made this thread as a joke
play outside, not here , brat

Thread's a joke, but goddammit Jared is /my/ guy

>And yet you're here on Cred Forums
I never understood why this is insult. This place has been infected with normies for years. just because you feel like you're worthless doesn't mean everyone else is faggot.

>hating on based Jared
Am I on tumblr?

He's was intimidating when he was acting like a ravenous animal.

>try to make him ugly
>still attractive

>The choking is 100% true as well as restraining and a lot of holding you down. He fucks hard and rough and quick. There's a lot of movement and position shifting and tit biting and sucking. There were marks left. He doesn't give a shit that his cock is fucking giganto and it hurt like satan. It's not only long, had to be about 11-12". It's thick and it burned and he wouldn't slow down even when I told him to. >There were times were I had to bite down on him because of the pain down there and he didn't give 2 pisses about it. I think he got pleasure out of hurting me, in retrospect but I was too young and didn't know that then. He was a major dick when I would tell him to slow down or to change position to ease the pain a little.

>I didn't like the choking and at least he eased a bit on that but he still did the wrist restraining and ramming. I like rough sex but he seems to zone out and it's scary.

>I liked the ass smacking, that was a huge turn on and I didn't mind his name-calling but basically the whole time I was fucking him, I felt as though I was being raped and not even a "play rape". In his mind, it seemed like he thought he was fucking raping me. It was very odd.

>smooth,clear golden skin
>shiny,brown locks
>a jawline that could cut glass
>5 o clock shadow
>cute upturned nose
>glistening,blue puppy eyes
>delicate,flushed lips

he's passable

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Sauce? Who said/wrote that about him?

...

>game
user.

why the flying fuck does this fucking board need a guy? like who gives a fucking shit AND if we even did have a /guy/ all you fuckssucks would do is complain how its not another guy instead so just shut tf up because it's obviously not Leto and will never be

It's not that deep man.

Look at him at 15 and then come back.

>pretentious
Have you forgotten what board you're on?

its pasta

He's too cool and pretty to be our guy.

Our actual guy coming through.

Classic.

This is literally my favorite picture

He's shooting The Outsider in Tokyo, cut his hair and shaved his beard. I wonder how he looks like now, he's posting teasers.

And people who love that game still think that part was stupid

It was retarded. The Joker isn't a physical match for Batman, never has been.

youtube.com/watch?v=byrSYsyI25s

What did he mean by this?

Jared is CUTE.