because animated fat people are cuter than muscle bound titans, disney wants to sell toys of this guy remember
Lucas Jenkins
Saw the german trailer and they changed her name, why?
Michael Reed
I know right? It's so racist
Brandon Hall
Yeah, it's awful hoe they made Maui, he should look like pic related.
Christian Green
>500LBS OF BULK MUSCLE
Luke Martin
Is Moana supposed to be Moses?
Caleb King
They're trying to be fat-positive, shitlord.
Owen Murphy
what épisode is this ?
Isaiah Gray
the gang goes to the jersey shore
Gavin Roberts
he's roman reigns without the beard
>BALEEB DAT
Sebastian Williams
i guess they want the characters to look toyetic so they could sell that shit with happy meals
Ethan Gonzalez
>that time when Maui and his brothers kneecapped the sun.
Jose Phillips
>His last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.
Parker Jones
Between him and the Usos, I have come to hate Pacific islanders
Easton Wright
Moana is probably one of the thicker Disney girls too. Its the new agenda there pushing. Also for toys and other reasons like anons have said.
>Movie looks great the way it is though.
Daniel Bell
wheres the porn
Luis Barnes
Why do you care so much about a childrens movie OP?
Are you a fat Polynesian by any chance?
Adam Perez
That looks like muscle to me.
Jordan Roberts
real men have curves
Matthew Peterson
He looks so retarded.
Cameron Barnes
Yeah he doesn't look unhealthy, which is the main thing as far as I'm concerned. Designing cartoon characters is often about evoking shape and Maui is a huge brick of a dude. All this controversy and butthurt is dumb as hell
Carter Davis
Why do you care so much about a kids cartoon?
Cooper Thomas
I like it. He's a fucking powerhouse.
I want to watch him and wreck it Ralph wrestle it out.
Ryan Sanchez
I wanna fuck that brown girl.
Lincoln Jones
>muh vaginaaaa
Ryan Torres
What culture do you want to see Disney do next?
Hard Mode: No Europe Nightmare Mode: No Asia Dante Must Die Mode: Must be Africa
David Sanders
zimbabwe
Xavier Rivera
Don't forget he only failed because his friend, a bird, woke her up while laughing his ass off at how ridiculous Maui looked at that moment.
Eli Torres
He is strong fat you cunt.
Ayden Young
Boko haram
Samuel Carter
Rhodesia
Carter Sanders
>Disney FAL removing watermelon
A man can dream.
Jose Gray
F A L A L
Hudson Price
Casual: Poland Hard Mode: Japan (Kitsune) Nightmare Mode: Zoroastrian Persia Dante Must Die Mode: Bedouin
Logan Myers
How would his solo song go?
Zachary Nguyen
California
Sebastian Garcia
Kill the farmer?
Jace Gray
Zoroastrian Persia would be great
Thomas Carter
>Dante Must Die Mode Egypt
Jackson Nelson
why do they look so smug?
Evan Sullivan
>egypt >dante must die mode
Asher Sanders
What would a Zoroastrian Princess story even be about?
Tyler Gonzalez
you dont see the eyebrow?
Zachary Wood
>Nightmare mode no asia >picks west asian empire
Ayden Adams
looks more like a strongman than a fatass
Jace Lewis
Chad.
Lincoln Gutierrez
*Massive forehead CHECK *Cute small animal companion CHECK *Less cute companion that we will later feel affection for as he experiences a tragedy or something CHECK *Endgame is revealed at 20 minute mark, rest of film is climbing up mountain to stop volcano catastrophy, dodging boulders and shit, while characters explain backstory that the characters already know about but its retold for convenience of storytelling.CHECK *Something we learnt about a characters past is connected to something that is currently happening, big fat guy probably thinks of his dead daughter and proceeds to get superstrength so save main character for some reason.CHECK *Find out main character is fat guys daughter. CHECK I absorb the world as i see it.
Dominic Powell
Calling it, Moana is the daughter of Maui and the Sea.
Samuel Myers
They already made Lilo and Stitch. It's time for a vietcong princess that falls in love with a napalm bomb.
Jason Wright
God damn I thought I couldn't hate anyone more than him but that outfit change of the usos pushed it over the edge
Luis Morris
Yeah, some spirit entered his tent of what the fuck and touches his heart. fat guy wakes up to a beautiful pattern of shells on his chest. Turns out, the spirit gave fat guy the gift of a daughter because the spirit saw him be nice to some fish. Volcano is erupting because of some western fishers who settled on the other side of the mountain, mona kills them with her kindness and animal friends. Movie fades to scene of fat guy and mona running through the forest with birds flying all around them, and other animals running next to them until they hit the sea where grab their conveniently placed water-snowboards from behind their back that were actually there the entire movie. Fan theories are written where they wonder why they dident use the water-snowboards earlier in the movie, where they could have been an essential part of saving one of the minor characters.
Elijah Carter
Is this a real thing that happened in the polynesian mythology? Because this sounds cool as fuck
Christopher Williams
Imagine meeting someome with forearms so thick you cold not hug them
Adam Turner
The real question is:
R34 when?
Jason Jones
yes google that exact phrase and you'll get the wikipeda page
Joshua Mitchell
>R34 when?
Weeks ago
John Cooper
>maoris wanting to work longer so they trap the sun
Yeah, pull the other one Te Whenua
Nathan Wright
Holy shit Polynesian mythology has at least as much incest as Greek mythology
Isaiah Martin
>Must be Africa George of the jungle remake :^)
Easton Turner
the cannibalistic aghori tribe in india
Adam Powell
I used to be a fan of Mark Hunt but after he cried on social media for months after losing to Lesnar I've given up on Pacific islanders.