British documentary

>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider

>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip

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Kek

Kek

documentaries these days look like a reality

Bravo Discovery.

This never stops being funny. Fuck, I hate Americunts.

kek

i guess they think nobody has time for this, they have to pimp it up.

Documentary chanels are a joke nowadays anyway. Garagehunters 0-24 and other quality docus..

youtu.be/u6vcz_4yENU

Fuck you eurocuck this shit is 100% kino

>Amish Mafia
>Yukon Gold
>Nazi Weird
>Wicked Tuna

what the shit is this

Watch
youtube.com/watch?v=H2zLvWeyiJY

Compared to
youtube.com/watch?v=73PW56YHvXs

Nice added excitement burgerfats

you forgot
>flashy jump cuts of the host/guests punching at the camera.

Americans are an embarasment desu

Can somebody explain why they had sigourney weaver replace Attenborough for the American showing of Planet Earth. Are Americans so autistic that they can't not have an American presenting their shows?

Americans can't understand British English.

Not even RP?

Americans can't understand English

Americans can't understand anything..they are retards senpai

lol wat, that's bullshit

Americans understand Brits perfectly, they also can understand Attenborough, it's not like he speaks chav.

No, the real reason is the fact that during early screenings a lot of the Americans were confused, Europeans have a far larger vocabulary and Attenborough used a lot of words that were too expensive for Americans, it made them feel dumb, not understanding what was being said on screen and you can't throw in subtitles because then the Amerifats would get angry, so they had to dub it.

That's what I said, "Americans can't understand English."

Makes me think of this youtube.com/watch?v=FxP7Swj-TsI

Said EXTREME 6 times in the first minute.
Thats why i hate made for TV documentaries. They always blow

I don't get it ( not from the anglosphere btw )

Its making fun of the way Americans commentate massively over eager, using all the wrong terms, stupid advertisements etc.

Also satanic quads.

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