Do you guys have any hope for the new Conan movie?

Conan movie remake with el arnoldo as conan when?

Seeing their similarity they must make some kind of time travel movie, or something where Arnoldo plays Ahnuld as a young man.

>you will never get hammered with your dad at oktoberfest

His eldest son became gay, and his younger one became a fatty.

At least he has a Stacey daughter and his out of wedlock son who seem more normal.

damn his daughter was so thicc there

Apparently this kid is just 18 years old.

...

don't stop posting pics son

This makes me kinda sad. He just wanted a stereotypical white chad family that ended up fucking him. His bastard Mexican son, the rejected and lesser one, is the only one that respects and truly loves him, and spends quality time with him. Its like an Eastwood movie plot

Is he doing flyers? :o

...

>IMG_0326.png

Built like an NFL linebacker.

i saw arnie at oktoberfest once

am i going to make it?

That picture has nothing to do with cheerleading

Flyes yes, he looks like he could bench alot more than 110 lbs...

why does it seem that he likes the bastard more than his legitimate child

55lbs flyes, dude can probably bench at least 2.5pl8s for reps

incline flyes that is

>Schwarzenegger's official height of 6'2" (1.88 m) has been brought into question by several articles. In his bodybuilding days in the late 1960s, he was measured to be 6'1.5" (1.87 m), a height confirmed by his fellow bodybuilders.[157][158] However, in 1988 both the Daily Mail and Time Out magazine mentioned that Schwarzenegger appeared noticeably shorter.[159] Prior to running for Governor, Schwarzenegger's height was once again questioned in an article by the Chicago Reader.[160] As Governor, Schwarzenegger engaged in a light-hearted exchange with Assemblyman Herb Wesson over their heights. At one point, Wesson made an unsuccessful attempt to, in his own words, "settle this once and for all and find out how tall he is" by using a tailor's tape measure on the Governor.[161] Schwarzenegger retaliated by placing a pillow stitched with the words "Need a lift?" on the five-foot-five inch (165 cm) Wesson's chair before a negotiating session in his office.[162] Bob Mulholland also claimed Schwarzenegger was 5'10" (1.78 m) and that he wore risers in his boots.[163] In 1999, Men's Health magazine stated his height was 5'10".[164]

no jew genes, see even on a cellular level jews hate the white man and want to erase him from the pool

Because is telling the truth.

Maria turned his sons into faggy west coaster bohemians. Seeing Arnold hanging out with Arnaldo really makes me happy.

You forgot the heartwarming caption, OP.

>Happy birthday, Joseph. Great student, great athlete. I'm proud of you and I love you!

Man, that feels good.

does he shave his legs?

>ywn find out your estranged dad is a warrior king and train under him as he imparts his worldly knowledge and inspiration

Happy Birthday Taco Terminator :3

>tfw just did

best kind of father-son bonding

Damn I wouldn't have Arnold spotting me

>Arnold is going to die in your life time

Apparently Arnie has been wanting Paul Verhoeven to direct a new Conan movie for a while now.

>Cred Forums is going to die in your life time

Those biking gains.

>doing cardio

how to teach your son bad habbits

All he needs is the charisma and we'll have the true Arnold 2.0 we've been waiting for.

"You don't need to do cardio." - Zyzz

>biking
>gains

choose one

No, don't say that

one can only hope
I want to be free of this shithole

Yes, his marital son is such a fucking faggot that Arnold chose the mexican beaner as his heir and favourite son.

He chose both.

>New Conan movie
>Conan has two disappointing sons
>Discovers a third, illegitimate son who he takes pride in and raises
>Jealous, his faggy eldest son has Conan killed in his sleep and puts a bounty on his bastard
>Conando has to avenge his father and take what is rightfully his

Holy shit!

GET TO DA CHOPPA!
DO EET!
DO EET NAO!!!

all you will become is a refugee

on reddit

>beaner
stay mad, gayboy LOL

With roids anything is possible.

Dammit, those potato nigger genes are strong.

Why is his other son content with just maintenance and no gains?

>muh roids

You can roid till your liver is mush and you'll still never look like Arnold or achieve half the shit he has.

cuz he twinkles

He's a fag who grew up with everything handed to him, while the mexican kid grew up with no dad and had to work for his shit. Arnie's daughter is cute tho.

u jelly because your mom's husband never cycled with you?

nice broscience

>arnie will never be your dad

Kid just needs a better chin. Then we're good.
But seriously though, I like how Arnold actually has a proper son now. He looks happy.

/fit/

/fa/

Of course i wouldn't look like him. No one that is natty could look like him. Are you stupid?
There is a reason these people use those drugs. They work.

>You will never feel the power of pure Arnold genes flowing through you

I'm not mad at all, Tuco. I have nothing against beaners and wish the bastard son all the gains.

>All the people hating on Patrick for no fucking reason
literally why

Is Milius involved in any way?

Fun fact, Arnold and his bodyguard were caught by the police speeding through Munich main station on their bikes last week.
They were let go with a warning in exchange for a selfie.

Are you fucking retarded, did you even read the thread? We are all cheering for Taconator. gb2Rebbit you stupid faggot.

Yes, I get that.
But why shit on patrick while doing that

>that look of contempt on arnie

>His eldest son became gay

Isn't he plowing Miley Cyrus?

>your dad will never tell you happy birthday, call you a great student and athlete and tell you that hes proud of you and loves you

its hard being black

I'm not. He's a handsome lad, but I guess he doesn't have that much in common with his dad.

I'm like 99% sure he is gay. He's with Taylor Lautner all the time, and they show up together at stuff all the time for like 2 years back.

Time doing cardio is time you could have lifted brah

>your dad will never

you could have stopped there

>implying

the bastard kid grew up most of his life thinking arnold was a close family friend.
it wasn't until it was revealed that arnold had cheated that he learned that arnie was actualy his father.

and apparantly arnold did spend quite a lot of time over there, when ever he could and helped raise the kid

It's some 19 y/o model now.
Abby Champion.

BAKA

they broke up a year ago.
hell miley spend more time with arnold then with patrick.
she's engaged to Liam Hemsworth

Jesus fuck, why do you keep track of this shit? You had better be a chick, bro.

instagram.com/abbychampion/

good to know he developed good taste

HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!!!

That's not contempt, that's the look of a man that's mere minutes away from an all night all you can drink bender with his beloved son on the biggest beerfest in the world.

When did moot meet Arnie?

>decent physique, not huge but fit
>fucks blonde aryan 19 y/o models
he's ok if anything it's the fatty mcfuck that is the true disappointment

Good, I dont know why anyone would voluntarily expose themselves to the health risk of sticking your dick in Miley Cyrus

w2c those shorts?

What are the going rate for a profesional beard these days?
Do pics on social media cost extra?

You think he showed her his Almdudler bottle?

wikipedia

Will there ever be another like him?

Will Cred Forums be sad when he goes? I know I will.

>There are people browsing now who never grew up on classic Arnold Kino

It amazes me how Cred Forums act like posting a couple of easily googled facts = obsession or autism.

I said you can roid and still won't look like him, you illiterate trash.

Body? Certainly, maybe even better.
Character, charisma, willpower, personality? Not in a million years.

There can ever be only one Arnold.

69 years old now.
When arnold passes away i'll be sad as fuck.
i grew up with his movies, he's always been my favorite

>guaranteed replies

it can't be worse then red sonja or the mamoa conan movie

shut up, Patrick. you are a disgrace.

I will marathon all his movies on that day.

He's on a new heart since his steroid chugging days. We needn't worry for another 15-20 years.

Arny looks so happy here.

Best soft drink ever. I drink it whenever I'm in Austria.

How can you be Arnold's son and become like this.

Just look at his fucking legs.

Anyway, probably spoiled by his mother.

what a piece of shit

>Arnoldo marries Tiffany Trump
>Arnoldo revives the Terminator and Conan franchises
>Arnoldo becomes president

>the fat failure is mom's favourite one
relaly mks u fink

Inattentive father and inattentive mother who over-compensates by letting him do/eat whatever he wants.

This is why bastards will always be the best.
They have to earn the love.

it's the womans genes, they're dragging him down

>being this obese
>white shirt
Why tho? Coming from a former fattie, this is just basic fat guy rules.

delet

those weak Kennedy genes.
arnold probaly ignored him
she probaly spoiled him

He looks like your typical sheltered millenial liberal.

He has a pissy whiny face that needs to punched.

I'd pick the mexican son as well.

>LEEFT DEE WAIT YOU PUSSY!
>LEEFT IT!
>DO IT NOW! LEEFT DEE WAIT!

>Kennedy genetics turn into momma's boy bitches

Shocking...

As long as it has some wenches getting plowed, I'm game.

WHO DIS?

ONE MORE JOSEPH
COME ON, ONE MORE!
DO IT, DO IT NOW
ONE MORE!

A real semen demon.

Nigga that's a dude.

he probaly has the same defects jfk had

I actually had that feel a couple times last few weeks.

it's a trap isn't it? this is too good to be true

There is hope as long as arnold lives.
I'm afraid that we might get the bad news soon though.

But mommy loves him and won't make him do anything that could ever upset him....

hah youre gay

Wew the one with the cake is a looker.

...

>posts picture of some 13 year old faggot wearing his sisters make up and lingerie

Methinks society needs to start dragging you faggots behind cars again...

>Do you guys have any hope

Nope, I live a world devoid of hope.

That sounds pretty good actually.

source PLS

>tfw you will never be Arnies bastard and share a beer with him

accurate

His wife looks fucking crazy

I hope the kid is also in the new Conan movie

Fags

How did one son turn out so fat and useless?

because he's a Kennedy

This doesn't answer my question thanks???

Maggie would be god tier if it was more like The Last of Us

That's disgusting. What a waste.

The jews in Hollywood have killed masculinity.

They want you to be complacent effeminate cuckold fuccbois

Raised by his mom, mainly.

Shit, I'd watch the fuck out of that!!!FACT!!!

the manly man movie of man

Me in the right

He's a prettyboy asswipe!!!FACT!!!

BANE?

Mick genes

Funny thing is, his illegitimate son looks more like him than that those other faggots.

It's like a real life version of TWINS!!!FACT!!!

Man he really did have abdomen, not even a six-pack.

It's really the American dream: immigrant has 3 sons, one is gay, one is fat and another one is Mexican.

>skipping leg day

Let's just be glad Arnold has a true son and heir. MexiArnold looks like he will be a true badass, he needs to be the new Conan.

dick sucking lips

Not to mention God-tier movies like T2, The Terminator, Total Recall, Predator and Conan with several second-tier but fun flicks like The Running Man and Commando.

No, there will never be another Arnold, no matter how hard that peanut headed faggot Dwayne Johnson wants to think he's the heir to that throne!!!!FACT!!!

>has a congenital heart defect and a bad cocaine habit on top of roids
>dies of heart failure

its le lack of le cardio le bro!!

>I have to write you a ticket for this violation
>I am Arnold Schwarzenegger
>Normal rules do not apply. You are free to go.

germans learned their lesson about what happens when you mistreat an austrian

You know Germany has a soft spot for law breaking foreigners right now.

arnold has so many amazing films

Arnie is Austrian. Southern Germany (and especially fucking Munich, where Oktoberfest takes place) is basically Austrian, from regional dialect to catholicism and mannerisms.

All the nazi shenanigans started in Munich, by an Austrian citizen.

Same as gladiator, would watch

You tell somebody in Munich he's basically Austrian and you're in for some saftige Watschn.

Protip: i live 2 hours from Munich.

Also, Arnold hasn't been Austrian for over 30 years.

That kid has some beefy fucking arms for an 18 year old.

Let's say he's on the right way.

>Arnies shirt

its almost like his dad was the greatest bodybuilder of all time and thus passed his premium muscle building genetics onto his son

>Löwenbräu
Mein neger

arnoldkino

CARDIO KILLZZZ YOUR GAINZZ!!!

He's a fuckboi and Arny knows it

Of course. If Arnold wasn't a piece of shit none of his kids would be fuck ups.

youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg

>arnold sees his boys with maria's genes are girly men
>sees mexican housekeeper lift sack of potatoes like its nothing
>realizes what he must do to preserve his legacy

it's all making sense now

...

What kind of animal rides a bike through a train station?

YOU SON OF A BITCH

End of Days is underated

>Christine York
>Christ in New York

Git out.

its crap