Sold his first TV show to HBO when he was in his 20s for a cool $2 million

>sold his first TV show to HBO when he was in his 20s for a cool $2 million
>has done ad campaigns for Nike, Mercedes, Vogue, Playboy, and many others
>pioneered the art of the daily vlog
>currently has the fastest growing Youtube channel in Youtube history, went from 4 million to 5 million subscribers in 2 months flat
>high school dropout that had a kid when he was 16

Is he the greatest auteur of our generation?

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>still looks like my foot

Too bad he has a Jew nose

he paid those kids at 7:45, didn't he

seemed fake as fuck

Made me read/10

Remember when he got outed as a pedo?

youtube.com/watch?v=HrLrW5_IaAM

Buy a fucking ad

More like the greatest autist
Serious who watches this vapid shit

literally who?

his face looks like a descciated grape that was left in the back of a pickup truck.

BUY

What's your point?

A

FUCKING

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>Is he the greatest auteur of our generation?

No, people are just retarded.

Today's video is up:

youtube.com/watch?v=Gj2nOk8af-o

Beme was/is dumb as fuck

Must not since I've never heard of him before this thread.

who the fuck is doing this? is it paid shills?

I've watched maybe two of his videos ever. The slide one in Germany and the first class Dubai flight one.

Fuck off with this shill garbage

Ignore that shitposter.

>the first class Dubai flight one
That video did surprisingly well, did like 20 million views in a week or so. Check it out again here:youtube.com/watch?v=84WIaK3bl_s

I don't get it

What does he actually do?

>also literally completely ripped off tom sachs and didnt give him any credit, i've also heard he is a complete cunt to work with

Yes
OP does the same damage control every single time he gets called out

You really think there are paid shills for Youtubers on here?

Casey is just great to watch, you should definitely like and subscribe.

is this about the shoah

who is paying you?

he's a rich fuck and you get to watch him being a rich fuck and play with his toys and gadgets and go to rich places you'll never see, now stfu and watch his vids that only make him richer goy

>watching someone else just live their life

Have people become this mentally ill? This much of passive cucks?

Its really time to purge this planet

I don't believe him when he says he was bumped up. He definitely paid for that first class ticket.

Thoughts on Casey Neistat?

Why would anyone pay for a $21,000 plane ticket out of pocket?

Maybe but all of those images are also the first few to pop up when you google his name. It makes sense they'd be used a lot.

its the same person, look at filenames

Why do people watch vlogs? Seems kinda pathetic

Rich people

>it's a Casey doesn't realize he's Truman episode

To make a video that makes you more than 21,000

>WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAY AY

Does anyone have that video where he talks about traveling the world on Nike's dime? I haven't seen that many videos from this guy but I like his stuff so far.

Kinda? Its so fucking pathetic theres almost not words for it.

Instead of living your own life, having your own experiences, youre sitting in front of a box watching someone else do it. Might as well kill yourself, what the fucking point of even drawing breath if youre not actually going to live

if i have to see his ugly jew face one more time

this is such an inane comment to be posting here

seems like every week humanity reaches a new low in how passive and pathetic its getting

how could anyone waste a single second of their lives watching this tomato nosed kike babble into the camera?

How does he get those really good shots close to the top of the buildings? Aren't there regulations about flying drones really close?

The one's labeled 'photo' and 'casey_portrait' are probably all different people. Those are the exact filenames of the first 2 images of him on google.

Stop being misleading.

most if not all of these posts were done by one person

What show did he sell to HBO?

...

shilling from your ipad, phone, and pc all at once. big whoop

Nah that's just kids being awkward as fuck in front of a camera which they know is being viewed by millions of people.

It's probably pretty awkward for him to run into such young fans too.

who nose

i almost agreed, until i realized you're on here bitching instead of living your own life.

we're all pathetic, passive, lazy fucks - we just do it differently.

"The Neistat Brothers"

what kinda face you want, pham?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS FACE?

>he hasn't seen The Neistat Brothers

Have you been living under a rock? Also, remember that time Casey hung out with Karlie Kloss for Vogue?!
youtube.com/watch?v=-vxvYwVu9DA

i can't stand this guy

I honestly dont get it, I watched a video and it wasnt even trying to be entertaining... like what the fuck is the draw here?

So people can pretend they have friends?

>most if not all
>most

Why is everyone a shill? I'm the guy who doesn't know about this vlogger but I'm asking for a video that my friend recommended that I can't seem to find.

Why are people acting as if vlogging is something new and unusual? It's 2016, people like to watch other people do mundane shit, that's the entire point of social media.

>He posts this on the board that idolizes RLM...

>flies literally every week, always first class
>taxi and ubers practically every day, remember this is NYC so its retarded expensive
>charters helicopters from JFK to manhattan
>pretty big studio space in manhattan
>huge apartment
>just sold a pretty nice house near the beach
>buys thousands of dollars in electronics like its candy

The guy is fucking loaded.

Im almost sure WolfieRaps went from 1 mil to 2 mil in two weeks and 2-3 in a week and ahalf

Also his son is at University in SF, tuition is probably fucking enormous, especially for an out of state student.

This fucking thread

this is Cred Forums not /his/
get this caveman out of here

you just know this guy inherited a massive amount of money, he lives exactly like spoiled inheritance kids

He actually didn't, he was dirt poor when he moved to NYC.

He's a self made man, gotta give him that at least.

LITERALLY WHO?

A product thats part of shill spam by someone that bought a Cred Forums pass

Watches his McDicks vid where his friend order a burg with 3x anything on it
It was alright

Watched*
Orders*

Everything*

Why do i suck

dude knocked up his gf at 16 and lived in a trailer park after dropping out of highschool

but keep telling yourself u could do just as well as him if only YOU had his money.

have a (You) and a free bump
you can even respond to me and that will be the fourth time you bumped this shit thread

sometimes on Cred Forums I swear the meta shilling by trolls is much more prevalent than the actual shilling

lol

>he wasn't here for the "hella fucking epic" memespam

He makes like 10k per video. He makes almost (if not more than) 300k a month from youtube alone.

amazing, tell me more

of course I was

I was here for Mileyspammer, long before your time

It's just these guys that try and convince other users that there's more viral marketing than is actually happening that I don't undestand

He is fuck ugly

desu the Sam Hyde shills do a better job, they tells you about his show or about the time he fucked a tranny and whatnot. This guy is just, what the hell is this guy? dude money lmao?

am is till banned?

Youtube whoring was the 21st century way of selling your soul to the devil
But then youtube revised their monetary guidelines and anyone who didn't strike it rich beforehand is now fucked

let's make it to 200 posts friends :D

>But then youtube revised their monetary guidelines and anyone who didn't strike it rich beforehand is now fucked
how come?

who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

I just fast forwarded the vid. He seems nice enough, though i wont contribute to the 6 million. Its just not for me. But i wont oppose it reaching those number though, damn, i'll wish him nothing but the best and hope the numbers get even get even greater than..... 6 million.

Any youtuber that swears/makes sexual references/portrays violence/does something arbitrary no longer gets advertising revenue from youtube starting like last month I think
They're all kinda pissed

youtube didn't tell them, they found out when there videos weren't making money

This is what happens when people who don't actually follow a scene try to discuss it. That whole drama a couple of weeks ago about ad revenue turned out to be completely meaningless. Videos with TAGS referring to sexual content, violence, etc. are given the cheaper advertisers, so they make less money. The system has actually been in place for ages, but youtube is now being upfront with it. This doesn't actually affect any youtuber who doesn't put tags like "rape" in their video descriptions.

t. MDE shill

>being proud of following youtube drama
i bet your parents are really proud of you

yes, and i'm sure he also just happened to get bumped onto the very most expensive seat reserved on a plane specifically for rich Saudis, continue believing

I'm not proud of following youtube drama, but people who spread misinformation are trash. Next time, don't just read one headline on the first day of a scandal and assume that "youtube revised their monetary guidelines and anyone who didn't strike it rich beforehand is now fucked."

You are fucking retarded.

no he doesn't, even Pewdiepie lives quite modestly and he has a gigantic sub count many times that, he's rolling in fucking dough

>being this buttmad
pic related is you by the way

Literally who?

socialblade.com/youtube/user/caseyneistat
socialblade.com/youtube/user/pewdiepie

Pewdiepie lives modestly but has the money to live like a king. Neistat just doesn't live modestly.

>viral markets on Cred Forums

Added that for you

This thread sucks, OP is a faggot.

>4 million to 5 million subscribers in 2 months flat

Leafyishere got almost 4 million subscribers in 3 months.

>$30.6K - $489.6K

>Estimated Monthly Earnings

that site has no fucking idea what Youtubers make and he definitely does not make enough to fund his lifestyle and properties even on 30-40k a month which is probably what he realistically makes off Youtube and that is only within the last year he got popular and doesn't explain how he got all his shit, guy is a total fucking liar about his past

...

who?

He's a millionaire you fucking retard.

Prove it.

I'm Casey Neistat and I know how much I make. If you don't believe me go fuck yourself.

I would believe that a talentless, rootless cosmopolitan would feel so empty inside except at the thought of more money, so he would shill his own boring, shallow vlogs every day on a Finnish sauna discussion board.

I'm learning to become a filmmaker and I like the shots he can get. Also, I admit, I like the motivational stuff in his videos.

Also, he has a building for his company (some app called beme.)

Why do you sound like some marketing intern

So if I make some really explicit video, but only tag it with advertiser friendly-terms like "back to school" in August or "Christmas" around Christmas, then I can potentially make more money?

I wish I had the money to finance some of my ideas. I am worried if I tell someone they will just do it and I have absolutely nothing.

5 million views of a video of him putting white out all over his sunglasses and then scraping the white out off


and thats it

and 5 million views

and 200k comments saying casey is the most amazing person in the world because he put white out on his sunglasses and then scratched it off

i feel like im in another dimension when i see his vids


he also pays the moderator of Cred Forums to hush up threads poking fun about him

Well to be fair, he does things that most people wouldn't probably ever do in their lives.

I'm not sure what you mean.

Typical intern.

What did HBO buy from him, and how can I emulate his success?

I like his vlog

He lives a life i with i did with all the travelling and shit, but he does it without coming across as some pompous twat

I dunno he's entertaining

I like social media as much as the next guy, but I don't know how he doesn't go crazy having to upload EVERY SINGLE DAY. I know he makes a shit-ton per video, but still, does he ever take a vacation that he doesn't film?

0 redeemable qualities

Why is this shit still up when ontopic threads got deleted?

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>"the art of the daily vlog"

you fucking kill me man, vlogs are literally 20 minute ads, you fell right into the trap.

next time you watch one write down how many times they suggest a product, or go do something for a company, it's all paid promotion and they get to do it for free because the companies know it's guaranteed a couple million views. and besides only kids fucking watch this shit, what's wrong with you?

>hey guys what's up today's a good day
>yesterdays vlog was pretty insane i suggest you check that out
>fixed my new skateboard up the guys at *insert company name here* set me up perfectly, heres their website
>okay so today i'm going to be going to this party for *insert company name here* to celebrate their *some stupid ass promotion*, i'm on my way now!
>2 minute clip of party and music
>oh man what a party, those guys were nice enough to invite me, great dudes! you should check them out at * you know the drill*
>5 minute "motivational speech, BE YOURSELF!!!!*
>okay guys that's it for todays vlog, be sure to check back tommorow i have some other really cool stuff planned out!

>It's a Casey breaks his camera and Candice is sleepy/bitchy episode

I wonder who this king of the who's is giving his asshole to

>and besides only kids fucking watch this shit, what's wrong with you?
It motivates me to start something like this where I can pander to impressionable children and rake in the cash. Besides, he's not lying, it looks like he has a pretty sweet life.

>it looks like he has a pretty sweet life

i mean maybe, imagine having to pander and be fake on camera all day, he'll be fine though, he's jewish and the money's great.

>be fake on camera all day
Does he ever take a vacation where he doesn't upload anything? I'd go crazy if I was him, even though the money is great.

he was dirt poor coze he ran away from home lol, his family wasnt poor, in his video you can see his father owns restaurant in rich neighbourhood

All of those threads break at least one rule, moron.

Never make movies, you anti-art buffoon. Why not learn filmmaking from actual filmmakers, insetad of fucking youtube videos?
Think that Marvel movies are shit because they look like TV shows? In a few years when millenial like this user make it to the industry, movies will look like shitty youtube videos.

You unironically typed this up. Wow.

>he follows the youtube "scene"

>posting this ugly fucking jew
I am positive this motherfucker entered some kind of shill deal with Youtube to spam everyone on Earth with recommendation links to his gay videos. I had literally never heard of him or seen him before after close to a decade of using Youtube daily and suddenly he's fucking everywhere. Just a ugly hipster fag from a rich family who likes to pretend he rose from the gutter, I saw his video about his life story and he lived in the nicest, richest parts of one of the richest states in the country.

We all know he is a millionaire, the point is that this guy claims a rags to riches story that is very probably not true.

>RLM
>Modern-day At The Movies
>comparing it to some ugly kike shoving a camera against his nose during every moment of his existence

Stick with youtube videos, pal.
>he wants to be a filmmaker

>I have no standards for YouTube videos
>I watch Casey's videos because they are comfy and have good editing
Is there something wrong with me?

I watch historical documentaries and I kept getting 'PixelatedApollo' in my recommendations. I watched a video and it's just an annoying nerd with an annoying voice playing video games. I don't get it.

They're just sneaky fucking ads they can force on people who use adblockers, that's all it is. Still annoying to see this genuinely ugly bastard's face in the recommended section twice a day without fail.

who?

Relax, Casey's got his style and I think it looks good as a documentary kind of thing. I'm not modelling myself after him but you can't deny he gets some pretty good shots.

shill thread
dude's a talentless hack with no personality
sage

Why would the dude need shills when he's already making tons of money for every video he makes?

>reading this thread because I've seen this guy around
>watched a couple of his recent vids
>seems like an all around alpha stud
>rich, qt wife, fun job

Just put me out of my misery bros

i just bought a Cred Forums account how do i delete this thread

blaaah blaaah blaaah, same shit you spout every time you're called out
the guy's a greedy, narcissistic twat, of course he's going to advertise wherever he can
have another sage

You seriously think I'm shilling for this guy? I'm not even OP, just wondering why you think his shills would bother wasting his time here when all the impressionable kids who would spend time watching all of his videos probably hang out elsewhere.

Also, no one cares if you're saging.

>have shitload of money
>still live in some cuck city

Nice job ignoring everything I just said, stupid fucking shill.
Then again why would I expect anything more? only a lazy dullard could hold a joke like that.
The sage smells lovely, this thread needs more.

hold a job*
SAGE

>everyone I don't like is a shill

and this is why letting /pol logic leak into other boards is bad
and you retards wonder why everyone wants your board to be deleted

But you are a literal shill tho.
Sage, my brother.

Nice job ignoring what I said. Dude probably makes thousands for every video he uploads, and he uploads like 2 videos every day. He makes insane amounts of money. Do you really think his shills would come here of all places where it's filled with people who would rather complain about every link being a shill than actually clicking on something because it might be interesting? He's more likely to buy Twitter shills or something.

Yes he is. And somehow he manages to be a cool dude as well. I was in one of his vlogs for a second when i called his name on the street. It was neat

>i said hi to an e-celeb
>such a nice dude!
>he's the greatest auteur of our generation!!!

Nice job ignoring what I said, dude.
Saaaaaaage, nigger.

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I don't watch his videos all the time but what is special about them, from what I gather, is that he's an interesting guy, in an interesting city, living an interesting life and he's really good at filming it all.

He travels a lot and has tonnes of little adventures around the world. Gives sage wisdom about life and how you should live it and he seems to live up to his own ideals. He makes a habit out of doing something interesting and new as often as he can so that his viewers can live vicariously through him. And he's just generally charismatic and kind.

For me he serves as inspiration to better myself.

Why are e-celebs allowed but discussing actresses isn't?

His plane rides videos are comfy as fuck

he's a dull faggot who projects an image of importance, waves his arms about and talks loud to entertain his mouthbreather followers. shill harder.

I mean that was a single nice instance but that doesn't really matter, from watching his videos he seems like a real chill dude.

show proof for any of those opinions.

He works harder than you and has a modicum of popularity. Maybe that's why you're so angry?

i think he's a big fat faggot dood

It isn't
The janitor is clearing the reports

If we're going to shill Youtubers we might as well shill ourselves.

>Check out my shitty video, please:
youtube.com/watch?v=7n70spmBHZU

I look forward to seeing what you guys are doing.

Show proof of your opinions.
If I was to walk past this guy in the street I'd say he looks like a kiddie fiddler.
I bet he fucks animals too.

Not him but he is a dull faggot, and I doubt very much he could work 50 hours a week on a construction site welding like I do.

Yes I'm angry, I'm angry at this faggot being on my youtube front page every day just as I am mad at the fucking yogs cast being on it.

GUYS MY MUMMY AND DADDY DIDN'T GIVE ME ATTENTION AS A CHILD
PLEASE GIVE ME SOME
FUCKING PLEEEEEEEASE
WATCH MY VIDEOS PLEEEEASE
I'LL HAVE A TANTRUM LIKE THE THE PATHETIC NARCISSIST I AM IF YOU DON'T
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK MY ASS

How is he dull? He fills his life with shit to do because he's a hard worker. He has a rags to (modest) riches story. He had a kid at 16 and raised him by himself in a trailer park. He was making home movies and vlogs way before youtube.

And I don't know get how comparing your profession to his is relevant at all.

you can't autism yourself into winning an argument, m8

Not that user, but this guy's a shallow piece of shit who gets by on image alone, nothing underneath, a true con man, and that's why he specifically told you guys to make sure to mention that he's a 'hard worker'. You can't hide the truth from yourself.

Holy shit you are a sad pathetic fuck. As if you're actually spending your time defending a kike on the Internet. You sad fucking loser oh my god.

for a start you compared him to "user"

>He works harder than you

You presume because were all just user on 4 chan we don't have jobs.
He's just a twat blogging on youtube. he's a fucking idiot for having a child as 16 whilst living in a trailer park this is not something you should be proud off.

I just don't understand why anyone would want to listen to what he has to say, about anything., Nor do I understand why he is is constantly on the front page of everyone's channel despite people showing no interest in him or anything related to him.

In linguistics, a word is the smallest element that may be uttered in isolation with semantic or pragmatic content (with literal or practical meaning). This contrasts deeply with a morpheme, which is the smallest unit of meaning but will not necessarily stand on its own. A word may consist of a single morpheme (for example: oh!, rock, red, quick, run, expect), or several (rocks, redness, quickly, running, unexpected), whereas a morpheme may not be able to stand on its own as a word (in the words just mentioned, these are -s, -ness, -ly, -ing, un-, -ed). A complex word will typically include a root and one or more affixes (rock-s, red-ness, quick-ly, run-ning, un-expect-ed), or more than one root in a compound (black-board, rat-race). Words can be put together to build larger elements of language, such as phrases (a red rock), clauses (I threw a rock), and sentences (He threw a rock too, but he missed).

The term word may refer to a spoken word or to a written word, or sometimes to the abstract concept behind either. Spoken words are made up of units of sound called phonemes, and written words of symbols called graphemes, such as the letters of the English alphabet.

NYC might be the most /fa/ place to live in the world

yeah that's still not proof. That's an opinion based on inference of his intention, which is pretty random at best.

How is he a con man? Who is he conning with his company that employs real people, or youtube $$$ that is a legitimate career in the modern age?

He worked in advertising before youtube and had a show on HBO. He's not some milennial conspiracy, ya nut.

Summary[edit]
The ease or difficulty of deciphering a word depends on the language. Dictionaries categorize a language's lexicon (i.e., its vocabulary) into lemmas. These can be taken as an indication of what constitutes a "word" in the opinion of the writers of that language. The most appropriate means of measuring the length of a word is by counting its syllables or morphemes.[1]

Semantic definition[edit]
Leonard Bloomfield introduced the concept of "Minimal Free Forms" in 1926. Words are thought of as the smallest meaningful unit of speech that can stand by themselves.[2] This correlates phonemes (units of sound) to lexemes (units of meaning). However, some written words are not minimal free forms as they make no sense by themselves (for example, the and of).[3]

Some semanticists have put forward a theory of so-called semantic primitives or semantic primes, indefinable words representing fundamental concepts that are intuitively meaningful. According to this theory, semantic primes serve as the basis for describing the meaning, without circularity, of other words and their associated conceptual denotations.[4]

Features[edit]
In the Minimalist school of theoretical syntax, words (also called lexical items in the literature) are construed as "bundles" of linguistic features that are united into a structure with form and meaning.[5] For example, the word "koalas" has semantic features (it denotes real-world objects, koalas), category features (it is a noun), number features (it is plural and must agree with verbs, pronouns, and demonstratives in its domain), phonological features (it is pronounced a certain way), etc.

Word boundaries[edit]
The task of defining what constitutes a "word" involves determining where one word ends and another word begins—in other words, identifying word boundaries. There are several ways to determine where the word boundaries of spoken language should be placed:

Only faggots care what other people think of them.

what's it like being 12 years old in 2016?

Things must be so different now to when I was your age

GUYS I WEAR SUNGLASSES AND HAVE BLACK AND WHITE PICTURES OF MYSELF
LOOK I'M IMITATING THE LIFESTYLE OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT
PLS MEME ME INTO CELEBDOM
PLS

Potential pause: A speaker is told to repeat a given sentence slowly, allowing for pauses. The speaker will tend to insert pauses at the word boundaries. However, this method is not foolproof: the speaker could easily break up polysyllabic words, or fail to separate two or more closely linked words (e.g. "to a" in "He went to a house").
Indivisibility: A speaker is told to say a sentence out loud, and then is told to say the sentence again with extra words added to it. Thus, I have lived in this village for ten years might become My family and I have lived in this little village for about ten or so years. These extra words will tend to be added in the word boundaries of the original sentence. However, some languages have infixes, which are put inside a word. Similarly, some have separable affixes; in the German sentence "Ich komme gut zu Hause an", the verb ankommen is separated.
Phonetic boundaries: Some languages have particular rules of pronunciation that make it easy to spot where a word boundary should be. For example, in a language that regularly stresses the last syllable of a word, a word boundary is likely to fall after each stressed syllable. Another example can be seen in a language that has vowel harmony (like Turkish):[6] the vowels within a given word share the same quality, so a word boundary is likely to occur whenever the vowel quality changes. Nevertheless, not all languages have such convenient phonetic rules, and even those that do present the occasional exceptions.
Orthographic boundaries: See below.
Orthography[edit]
In languages with a literary tradition, there is interrelation between orthography and the question of what is considered a single word. Word separators (typically spaces) are common in modern orthography of languages using alphabetic scripts, but these are (excepting isolated precedents) a relatively modern development (see also history of writing).

Look at it try and tell you your opinions are wrong. It'll kill itself soon.

>You will never live Caseys life

Why even live?

In English orthography, compound expressions may contain spaces. For example, ice cream, air raid shelter and get up each are generally considered to consist of more than one word (as each of the components are free forms, with the possible exception of get).

Not all languages delimit words expressly. Mandarin Chinese is a very analytic language (with few inflectional affixes), making it unnecessary to delimit words orthographically. However, there are a great number of multiple-morpheme compounds in Mandarin, as well as a variety of bound morphemes that make it difficult to clearly determine what constitutes a word.

Sometimes, languages which are extremely close grammatically will consider the same order of words in different ways. For example, reflexive verbs in the French infinitive are separate from their respective particle, e.g. se laver ("to wash oneself"), whereas in Portuguese they are hyphenated, e.g. lavar-se, and in Spanish they are joined, e.g. lavarse.[7]

Japanese uses orthographic cues to delimit words such as switching between kanji (Chinese characters) and the two kana syllabaries. This is a fairly soft rule, because content words can also be written in hiragana for effect (though if done extensively spaces are typically added to maintain legibility).

Vietnamese orthography, although using the Latin alphabet, delimits monosyllabic morphemes rather than words.

In character encoding, word segmentation depends on which characters are defined as word dividers.

Morphology[edit]
Main article: Morphology (linguistics)
Further information: Inflection

If you were 12 you'd be in a better position to make something of your life. Imagine if 12 year old you could see what you've become.

In synthetic languages, a single word stem (for example, love) may have a number of different forms (for example, loves, loving, and loved). However, for some purposes these are not usually considered to be different words, but rather different forms of the same word. In these languages, words may be considered to be constructed from a number of morphemes. In Indo-European languages in particular, the morphemes distinguished are

the root
optional suffixes
a desinence, or inflectional suffix.
Thus, the Proto-Indo-European *wr̥dhom would be analyzed as consisting of

*wr̥-, the zero grade of the root *wer-
a root-extension *-dh- (diachronically a suffix), resulting in a complex root *wr̥dh-
The thematic suffix *-o-
the neuter gender nominative or accusative singular desinence *-m.
Philosophy[edit]
Philosophers have found words objects of fascination since at least the 5th century BC, with the foundation of the philosophy of language. Plato analyzed words in terms of their origins and the sounds making them up, concluding that there was some connection between sound and meaning, though words change a great deal over time. John Locke wrote that the use of words "is to be sensible marks of ideas", though they are chosen "not by any natural connexion that there is between particular articulate sounds and certain ideas, for then there would be but one language amongst all men; but by a voluntary imposition, whereby such a word is made arbitrarily the mark of such an idea".[8] Wittgenstein's thought transitioned from a word as representation of meaning to "the meaning of a word is its use in the language."[9]

>legitimate career in the modern age
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>He worked in advertising before youtube
See, shallow.

Nice to see you have all the info on your client, my shill friend.

Archaeology shows that even for centuries prior to this fascination by philosophers in the 5th century BC, many languages had various ways of expressing this verbal unit, which in turn diversified and evolved into a range of expressions with wide philosophical significance.[citation needed] Ancient manuscripts of the Gospel of John reveal in its 5th chapter the Rabonni Y'shua chastising the pharisees expecting to find life in writings instead of himself. This perhaps could have led to John's introduction in chapter of a description in the Greek translation as "the logos".[clarification needed] A famous early scientist, scholar and priest, Thomas Aquinas, influenced Cartesian philosophy and mathematics by interpreting such passages consistently with his philosophy of logic.[citation needed]

Classes[edit]
Main article: Lexical category
Grammar classifies a language's lexicon into several groups of words. The basic bipartite division possible for virtually every natural language is that of nouns vs. verbs.

The classification into such classes is in the tradition of Dionysius Thrax, who distinguished eight categories: noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, preposition, adverb, conjunction and interjection.

In Indian grammatical tradition, Pāṇini introduced a similar fundamental classification into a nominal (nāma, suP) and a verbal (ākhyāta, tiN) class, based on the set of desinences taken by the word.

PLEASE PUT YOUR 6 YEAR OLD PUSSY ON MY SHLONG NOSE
PLEASE

Afrikaans, as it is the daughter language of the Dutch language, is capable of forming compounds of potentially limitless length in the same way as in the Dutch language. According to the Total Book of South African Records, the longest word in the language is[1] Tweedehandsemotorverkoopsmannevakbondstakingsvergaderingsameroeperstoespraakskrywerspersverklaringuitreikingsmediakonferensieaankondiging (136 letters), which means issuable media conference's announcement at a press release regarding the convener's speech at a secondhand car dealership union's strike meeting. This word, however, is contrived to be long and does not occur in everyday speech or writing.

The longest word in the Albanian language is thought to be Kundërzhurmëkrijuesabërësave,[2] which is 27 letters long, and means “Against noise maker makers”.

he's obviously not an average twat if he makes a career out of his personality and lifestyle.

Would an average twat get to travel as much as him? Nope. Would an average twat get sponsored by Samsung to go vlog the Oscars or hang out with Karly Kloss? Nope.

That's why people watch.

You seem to think he materialised from nowhere to get ad bux on youtube when he's had a various careers before youtube and always was a filmmaker.

Having a child at 16 is not something to be proud of, but him making it work, getting out of poverty and raising him right is. He's a success because of his work ethic, not in spite of it.

Anyway I don't even watch his shit anymore so I don't wanna keep defending him on some dumb message board where people are programmed to hate things instead of do interesting work themselves

or simply not pay attention to things they don't care for

A common misconception is that the 9 letter word فسيكفيكهم (fasayakfeekahumu, "so he will save you from them") is the longest word in the Arabic language. This word is the longest word in the Quran but not the longest in the Arabic language. For example, take the word فأسقيناكموه (’fa’asqaynakumuhu, "and We gave it to you to drink"); this word is two letters longer than the previous one. The actual longest word in Arabic is أفاستسقيناكموها (’afastasqaynakumuha, "did we ask you to give it to us to drink"), which is a 15 letter word.

REMEMBER TO SAGE
SAAAAAAAAAGE

A face only a mother could love.
Fucking lmao

you seem to be living in 2005. Popular YouTubers can live off advertising money and they have been for almost a decade.

And he hasn't just worked in advertising, and that alone doesn't make you shallow, friend. It's a job like any other.

I'm saging desu

The longest word in Armenian language is considered the 29 letter-long Արևաճաճանչաերկրափայլատակություն (Arevajajanchaerkrapaylatakutyun). It means more or less "rays of sun lighting up everything," or, more simply, "sunshine."

The Armenian language is agglutinative and words are often formed by compounding elements and adding suffixes that modify a root word; this can be carried to extremes by creative speakers, and theoretically endless words can be made. Արեգակնաճաճանչացողապայծառափայլատակութիւն ("Arekagnajajanchatsoghabaydzarrap'ayladagoutiun") is a 40-letter variation of similar meaning to the above word ("brilliance of the solar radiation gleaming on dewdrops"). Theoretical words include 41-letter մանրաշաքարաւազանամանավաճառապետուհիներնուն ("manrashak'aravazanamanavajarrabedouhinernoon") - "for our finely ground sugar bowl chief saleswomen," and 97-letter անուշարքայամորեհամեղահամապաղպաղակադաշխուրանահմուտավաճառանդամակցմատեղակալայառաջագահապարապութիւնները ("anoushark'ayamorehameghahamabaghbaghagatashkhouranahmoudavajarrantamagts'madeghagalaharrachakahabaraboutiunnere") - "the vice chairmanship of the senior sweet raspberry-flavored ice cream vendors' association vacancies."

Fuck! This guy is based!

youtube.com/watch?v=nELmgVd0dWw

>personality
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good rebuttal. really made me think.

The longest basque toponym is Azpilicuetagaraycosaroyarenberecolarrea (39).[3]

Bulgarian[edit]
The longest word in Bulgarian is considered the 39 letter-long нeпpoтивoкoнcтитyциoнcтвyвaтeлcтвyвaйтe (neprotivokonstitutsionstvuvatelstvuvayte).,[4] which means "do not perform actions against the constitution" (addressed to more than 1 person).

Croatian[edit]
Officially the longest word in Croatian is 30-letters long prijestolonasljednikovičičinima (lj is considered as a single letter in Croatian alphabet). Translation would be "of little heiress apparent to the throne" in plural dative case. There are also forms of long words which include numbers, but those words are never officially counted as the longest since one could form indefinitely long words in such way (e.g. 30 letters long sedamdesetsedmerogodišnjakinja which would mean "a 77-year-old woman").

Czech[edit]
Traditionally, the word nejneobhospodařovávatelnějšímu (adj, to the worst farmable one) is considered as the longest Czech word, but there are some longer artificial words. Most of them are compound adjectives in dative, instrumental or other grammatical case and derived from the iterative or frequentative verbal form or the ability adjective form (like -able).[citation needed]

nejneobhospodařovávatelnějšímu, "to the least farmable one", 30 letters
nejzdevětadevadesáteroroznásobitelnějšími, "by the most possible to be 99-tuplable out"[clarification needed], 41 letters
nejnerestrukturalizovávatelnějšímu, "to the least restructurable one", 34 letters
nejneznesrozumitelňovávatelnějšímu, "to the least able to be making less understandable", 34 letters
nejnevykrystalizovávatelnějšímu, "to the least crystallizable one", 31 letters
(See also the Czech article.)

I don't understand the hate he gets. He does vlogs everyday, EVERY FUCKING DAY. For him, its work. 24/7 work. He has to film most of the day then edit out the boring moments out to only fit around 8 minutes per video.

YOU Feel like he sucks? Well shit, YOU do vlogs then. Casey isn't handsome nor filthy rich (literally 100 million in bank is filthy rich) but he is interesting for a ton of people to watch.

But yeah, like other anons have said before, if you watch people living their lives, you probably do have a boring ass life and maybe you should stop shitpostin on Cred Forums

Did that advertising dig get to you?
Haha, you pathetic piece of shit.

Speciallægepraksisplanlægningsstabiliseringsperiode, which is 51 letters, is the longest Danish word that has been used in an official context. It means "Period of plan stabilising for a specialist doctor's practice," and was used during negotiations with the local government.[citation needed] Konstantinopolitanerinde, 24 letters, meaning female inhabitant of Constantinople, is often mentioned as the longest non-compound word.[citation needed]

But even longer words can be created as Danish grammar allows its user to put nouns together, forming brand new words, making it possible for a word to be arbitrarily long.

For instance, for the fairytale The Shepherdess and the Chimney Sweep, the author Hans Christian Andersen named one of the characters Gedebukkebensoverogundergeneralkrigskommandersergenten ("General-clothes-press-inspector-head-superintendent-Goat-legs" or in direct translation "Goaty-legged-above-and-under-general-war-commanding-sergeant") as a parody on the long Danish military titles which is 54 letters long.

Another example is multiplikationsudregningstabelshæfteopbevaringsreolsproduktionsfacilitet, 77 letters, which is "Production facility of storage shelves of boxes for notebooks for the calculations of multiplication tables."

show me your thread on /diy/

some boring twat blogging about some boring celebrity award show does not do it for me.
let me put it this way, do you know who Michael Palin is? He is a rich twat who traveled the world yet made it interesting. This big nosed cunt on youtube would make watching my own lobotomy boring.

Dutch, like many Germanic languages, is capable of forming compounds of potentially limitless length. The 53-letter word Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedenplan, meaning "preparation activities plan for a children's carnival procession", was cited by the 1996 Guinness Book of World Records as the longest Dutch word.[5]

The longest word in the authoritative Van Dale Dutch dictionary (2009 edition) in plural form is meervoudigepersoonlijkheidsstoornissen;[6] 38 letters long, meaning "multiple personality disorders". The entry in the dictionary however is in the singular, counting 35 letters.

The free OpenTaal dictionary,[7] which has been certified by the Dutch Language Union (the official Dutch language institute) and is included in many open-source applications, contains the following longest words, which are 40 letters long:

vervoerdersaansprakelijkheidsverzekering, "carriers' liability insurance";
bestuurdersaansprakelijkheidsverzekering, "drivers' liability insurance";
overeenstemmingsbeoordelingsprocedures, "conformity assessment procedures" (38 letters)
The word often said to be the longest in Dutch – probably because of its funny meaning and alliteration – which has also appeared in print, is Hottentottensoldatententententoonstellingsbouwterrein ("exhibition ground for Hottentot soldiers' tents"); counting 53 letters. If this word is pluralised, it adds another two letters.

However, there is an even longer word: 'Hottentottensoldatententententoonstellingsbouwterreininkomstkaartjesknippercontroleur'.

based
this post is also has sage attached
smells beautiful

>Advertising is not a valid career
>Anything that isn't outside working in the hot sun doesn't count because I say so

i saw his face for the first time like two months ago and still don't know who the fuck he is and why is he famous/relevant/revolutionary

fucking english finally

The longest technical word in English is the scientific name for the protein titin, at 189,819 letters. Titin is the largest known polypeptide in the human body, composed of 34,350 amino acids. Though lexicographers regard generic names of chemical compounds as verbal formulae rather than English words, for its sheer length it is often included in longest-word lists.

The 45-letter word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest English word that appears in a major dictionary.[8] Originally coined to become a candidate for the longest word in English, the term eventually developed some independent use in medicine.[9] It is referred to as "P45" by researchers.[10]

Antidisestablishmentarianism, at 28 letters, is the longest non-coined, non-technical[clarification needed] English word. It refers to a 19th-century political movement that opposed the disestablishment of the Church of England as the state church of England.[citation needed]

Floccinaucinihilipilification, at 29 letters and meaning the act of estimating something as being worth so little as to be practically valueless, or the habit of doing so, is the longest non-technical, coined word in the English language.

Estonian has many long words; one of the more notable ones, at 24 letters, is "kuulilennuteetunneliluuk", meaning "hatch of the bullet pathway tunnel". It is notable as it is also a palindrome, meaning it can be read from both ends.

One other long word is "uusaastaöövastuvõtuhommikuidüll" at 31 letters, denoting an idealistic morning after the new year. It can be used in a sentence such as "Maalilist jõuluööeelootusaega ja illuminaarses aoõhetuses uusaastaöövastuvõtuhommikuidülli" to say "merry Christmas and a happy new year".

Another good example of a long word is "sünnipäevanädalalõpupeopärastlõunaväsimus" (41 letters) which means “The tiredness one feels on the afternoon of the weekend birthday party”. Translated literally by parts this becomes "birth day week end party after lunch tiredness".

As Estonian uses agglutination, it is possible to create very long words by converting the first word into the next word's genitive, forming a compound which can be arbitrarily long. One example is "isapaabulinnusabakattesulesilmamunavärvivabrikukuldväravaauvahtkonnaülemapühapäevajakirinnataskusisevoodrivahe" at 114 characters, meaning "the peacock's tail's covert feather's eyeball's color factory's golden gate's guard's head's Sunday jacket's breast pocket's inner lining gap". Because of this, there is no official "longest word" in the language.

"Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)"

Let me sail, let me sail
Let the orinoco flow
Let me reach, let me beach
On the shores of Tripoli
Let me sail, let me sail
Let me crash upon your shore
Let me reach, let me beach
Far beyond the Yellow Sea
De, De, De, De, De, De, De, De, De, De

Sail away,sail away, sail away [x4]

From Bissau to Palau - in the shade of Avalon
From Fiji to Tiree and the Isles of Ebony
From Peru to Cebu hear the power of Babylon
From Bali to Cali - far beneath the Coral Sea

De, De, De, De, De, De, De, De, De, De
Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, up, Adieu, Ohhhh
Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, up, Adieu, Ohhhh
Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, up, Adieu, Ohhhh

Sail away, sail away, sail away [x4]

From the North to the South
Ebudae into Khartoum
From the deep sea of Clouds
To the island of the moon
Carry me on the waves
To the lands I've never been
Carry me on the waves
To the lands I've never seen

We can sail, we can sail
With the orinoco flow
We can sail, we can sail...(Sail away, Sail away, Sail away)
We can steer, we can near
With Rob Dickins at the wheel
We can sigh, say goodbye
Ross and his dependency
We can sail, we can sail...(Sail away, Sail away, Sail away)

Three examples of long words that have been in everyday use in the Finnish language are kolmivaihekilowattituntimittari which means "three phase kilowatt hour meter" (32 letters), peruspalveluliikelaitoskuntayhtymä ("a public utility of a municipal federation for provision of basic services", 34 letters)[12] and lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas "airplane jet turbine engine auxiliary mechanic non-commissioned officer student" (61 letters), an actual military term, although one which has been deprecated. If conjugated forms are allowed, even longer real words can be made. Allowing derivatives and clitics allows the already lengthy word to grow even longer, although the usability of the word starts to degrade. Because Finnish uses free forming of composite words, new words can even be formed during a conversation. One can add nouns after each other without breaking grammar rules.

If one allows artificial constructs as well as using clitics and conjugated forms, one can create even longer words: such as kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomammuuksissansakaankopahan (102 letters), which was created by Artturi Kannisto.[13]

The longest non-compound (a single stem with prefixes and suffixes) Finnish word recognised by the Guinness Book of Records is epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän (see also Agglutination#Extremes), based on the stem järki (reason, sanity), and it means: I wonder if – even with his/her quality of not having been made unsystematized

Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä and a defunct bar named after it, Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsi-baari, are the longest place names in use.

In German, whole numbers (smaller than 1 million) can be expressed as single words, which makes siebenhundertsiebenundsiebzigtausendsiebenhundertsiebenundsiebzig (777,777) a 65 letter word. In combination with -fach or, as a noun, (das …) -fache, all numbers can be written as one word. A 79 letter word, Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft, was named the longest published word in the German language by the 1972 Guinness Book of World Records, but longer words are possible. The word was the name of a prewar Viennese club for subordinate officials of the headquarters of the electrical division of the company named the Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaft, which operated steam boats on the Danube river.

The longest word that is not created artificially as a longest-word record seems to be Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz at 63 letters. The word means "law delegating beef label monitoring" but as of 2013, it was removed from the books because European Union regulations have changed and that particular law became obsolete, leading to news reports that Germany "had lost its longest word".

Megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért, with 44 letters is one example of a long word in the Hungarian language and means something like "for your [plural] continued behaviour as if you could not be desecrated". It is already morphed, since Hungarian is an agglutinative language. The language does not have a "longest word" due to its agglutinating nature. It is always possible to construct a longer one with enough creativity. For example, legösszetettebbszóhosszúságvilágrekorddöntéskényszerneurózistünetegyüttesmegnyilvánulásfejleszthetőségvizsgálataitokról (119 letters), which means: "About your investigations of the upgradeability of the manifestation of the syndrome of the neurosis about the need to decide which is the world record of the most complex longest word."

The longest dictionary form word is the word in use (although it is constructed from the word: szent meaning: "saint"), megszentségteleníthetetlen, with 25 characters, and means "something that cannot be desecrated".

Another word that conforms to Hungarian orthography: legeslegtöredezettségmentesíthetetlenebbeskedéseitekért (67 letters) can be translated to something like "because of your highest unfragmentationability factor".

I used to hate him but finding out he dropped out and had a kid that young makes me respect him quite a bit.

"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Theme Song)"

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

The longest word in Italian is traditionally precipitevolissimevolmente, which is a 26-letter-long adverb.[19] It is formed by subsequent addition of postfixes to the original root:

precipitevole: "hasty";
precipitevolissimo: "very hasty";
precipitevolissimevole: "[of someone/something] that acts very hastily", (not grammatically correct);
precipitevolissimevolmente: "in a way like someone/something that acts very hastily" (not grammatically correct, but nowadays part of the language).
The word is never used in every-day language, but in jokes. Nevertheless, it is an official part of Italian language; it was coined in 1677 by poet Francesco Moneti:

finché alla terra alfin torna repente / precipitevolissimevolmente

—Francesco Moneti, Cortona Convertita, canto III, LXV
The word technically violates Italian grammar rules, the correct form being precipitevolissimamente, which is three letters and one syllable shorter. The poet coined the new word to have 11 syllables in the second verse.

Other words can be created with a similar (and grammatically correct) mechanism starting from a longer root, winding up with a longer word. Some examples are:

sovramagnificentissimamente (cited by Dante Alighieri in De vulgari eloquentia), 27 letters, "in a way that is more than magnificent by far" (archaic);[20]
incontrovertibilissimamente, 27 letters, "in a way that is very difficult to falsify";
particolareggiatissimamente, 27 letters, "in an extremely detailed way";
anticostituzionalissimamente, 28 letters, "in a way that strongly violates the constitution".
The longest accepted neologism is psiconeuroendocrinoimmunologia (30 letters).

Other long words are:

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobia (35 letters)
nonilfenossipolietilenossietonolo (33 letters)
pentagonododecaedrotetraedrico (30 letters)
esofagodermatodigiunoplastica (29 letters)
elettroencefalograficamente (27 letters)
diclorodifeniltricloroetano (27 letters)
intradermopalpebroreazione (26 letters).

Why?

There is some disagreement about what is the longest word in the Korean language. The longest word appearing in the Standard Korean Dictionary published by the National Institute of the Korean Language is 청자양인각연당초상감모란문은구대접 (靑瓷陽印刻蓮唐草象嵌牡丹文銀釦대접); Revised Romanization: cheongjayang-in-gakyeondangchosang-gammoranmuneun-gudaejeop), which is a kind of ceramic bowl from the Goryeo dynasty; that word is 17 syllable blocks long, and contains a total of 46 hangul letters.[21][22] The term 니코틴아마이드 아데닌 다이뉴클레오타이드 (nikotin-amaideu adenin dainyukeulle-otaideu), a phonetic transcription of "nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide", has a larger number of syllable blocks (19) but a smaller number of letters (41), and also might not qualify as a single word due to the spaces.

In proper nouns, many Korean monarchs have long posthumous names built from many different Sino-Korean nouns describing their positive characteristics, for example Sunjo of Joseon, whose full posthumous name is the 77-syllable-block 순조선각연덕현도경인순희체성응명흠광석경계천배극융원돈휴의행소윤희화준렬대중지정홍훈철모건시태형창운홍기고명박후강건수정계통수력공유범문안무정영경성효대왕 (sunjoseongag-yeondeoghyeondogyeong-insunhuicheseong-eungmyeongheumgwangseoggyeong-gyecheonbaegeug-yung-wondonhyuuihaengsoyunhuihwajunlyeoldaejungjijeonghonghuncheolmogeonsitaehyeongchang-unhong-gigomyeongbaghugang-geonsujeong-gyetongsulyeoggong-yubeommun-anmujeong-yeong-gyeongseonghyodaewang).

oh well, you see, the thing is the longest Lithuanian word is 40 letters long:

nebeprisikiškiakopūstlapiaujančiuosiuose - "in those, of masculine gender, who aren't gathering enough wood sorrel's leaves by themselves anymore." - the plural locative case of past iterative active participle of verb kiškiakopūstlapiauti meaning "to pick wood-sorrels' leaves" (leaves of edible forest plant with sour taste, word by word translation "rabbit cabbage"). The word is attributed to software developer / writer Andrius Stasauskas.[23][24]
One other longest Lithuanian words are 39 letters long:

the participle nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaudavusiuose, "in those that were repeatedly unable to pick enough of small wood-sorrels in the past" – the plural locative case of past iterative active participle of verb kiškiakopūsteliauti meaning "to pick wood-sorrels" (edible forest plant with sour taste, word by word translation "rabbit's cabbage"). The word is commonly attributed to famous Lithuanian language teacher Jonas Kvederaitis, who actually used the plural first person of past iterative tense, nebeprisikiškiakopūstaudavome.[citation needed]
There are two Lithuanian words sharing 35 letters:

the participle nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaudavusiems, "for those who were repeatedly unable to pick enough of small wood-sorrels in the past" – the plural dative case of past iterative active participle of the verb kiškiakopūsteliauti;
the adjective septyniasdešimtseptyniasluoksniuose – the plural locative case of the adjective septyniasdešimtseptyniasluoksnis meaning "(object) with seventy-seven layers".

A song for our favourite YouTuber.

"Gay Bar"

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[Pause]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

Why do soft drinks need ads when everyone knows about them? Fuck

The longest word in Norwegian, that is a real word in ordinary use, is menneskerettighetsorganisasjonene (33 letters).[citation needed] The meaning is "the human rights organizations". Being used mostly in statistics, the term sannsynlighetstetthetsfunksjonene (meaning “the probability density functions”) is also 33 characters long. The physics term minoritetsladningsbærerdiffusjonskoeffisientmålingsapparatur has 60 characters, but is not a common word. Its meaning is "(a) device for measuring the distance between particles in a crystal".

In theory, though, it is possible in Norwegian to make words as long as one wants; for instance, menneskerettighetsorganisasjonssekretæren (the secretary of a human rights organization), menneskerettighetsorganisasjonssekretærkurset (the course for secretaries working for human rights organizations), menneskerettighetsorganisasjonssekretærkursmateriellet (the material for a course for secretaries working for human rights organizations), and so on, are possible. The reason is that compounds are, unlike in English, mostly closed in Norwegian (skolebuss vs. school bus). Definite articles are also suffixed instead of being separate words (bussen vs. the bus), which may lengthen nouns by an additional two-three letters.

The longest Polish words can be created as adjectives from numerals and nouns.

Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego, 54 letters, is the genitive singular form of an adjective meaning roughly "of nine-hundred and ninety-nine nationalities".

Similar words are rather artificial compounds, constructed within allowed grammar rules, but are seldom used in spoken language, although they are not nonsense words. It is possible to make even longer words in this way, for example:

Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesiątdziewięćmiliardówdziewięćsetdziewięćdziesiątdziewięćmilionówdziewięćsetdziewięćdziesiątdziewięćtysięcydziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcioletniego (176 letters, meaning "of 999,999,999,999 years old").

One of the longest common words is 31-letter dziewięćdziesięciokilkuletniemu – the dative singular form of "ninety-and-some years old one". Another common long word is pięćdziesięciogroszówka (23 letters), "a 50 groszy coin".

I heard he sodomised his child with a dildo shaped from glue and pennies.

nirantarāndhakārita-digantara-kandaladamanda-sudhārasa-bindu-sāndratara-ghanāghana-vr̥nda-sandehakara-syandamāna-makaranda-bindu-bandhuratara-mākanda-taru-kula-talpa-kalpa-mr̥dula-sikatā-jāla-jaṭila-mūla-tala-maruvaka-miladalaghu-laghu-laya-kalita-ramaṇīya-pānīya-śālikā-bālikā-karāra-vinda-galantikā-galadelā-lavaṅga-pāṭala-ghanasāra-kastūrikātisaurabha-medura-laghutara-madhura-śītalatara-saliladhārā-nirākariṣṇu-tadīya-vimala-vilocana-mayūkha-rekhāpasārita-pipāsāyāsa-pathika-lokān
from the Varadāmbikā Pariṇaya Campū by Tirumalāmbā,[26] in transliteration composed of 431 letters, thus making it the longest word ever to appear in worldwide literature.[27]

Each hyphen separates every individual word this word is composed of.

The approximate meaning of this word is:

"In it, the distress, caused by thirst, to travellers, was alleviated by clusters of rays of the bright eyes of the girls; the rays that were shaming the currents of light, sweet and cold water charged with the strong fragrance of cardamom, clove, saffron, camphor and musk and flowing out of the pitchers (held in) the lotus-like hands of maidens (seated in) the beautiful water-sheds, made of the thick roots of vetiver mixed with marjoram, (and built near) the foot, covered with heaps of couch-like soft sand, of the clusters of newly sprouting mango trees, which constantly darkened the intermediate space of the quarters, and which looked all the more charming on account of the trickling drops of the floral juice, which thus caused the delusion of a row of thick rainy clouds, densely filled with abundant nectar."

The longest word in Spanish is the 54-letter pentakismyriahexakisquiliotetracosiohexacontapentágono ("56465-side polygon"). Other long words are "Pneumonoultramicroscopisilicovulcanoconiosis" (lung disease caused by silica poisoning), "hipopotomounstruosesquipedaliofobia" (fear of long words), "esternocleidomastoideitis" (inflammation of the sternocleidomastoid muscle) and "anticonstitucionalmente" ([proceeding in a manner that is] contrary to the constitution) and "electroencefalografistas" (specialists that do electrical scans on brains).

The word "anticonstitucionalmente" is usually considered the longest word in general use. This word can be made even longer by the addition of the absolute superlative suffix, rendering "anticonstitucionalísimamente" (i.e.: "very strongly against the constitution"). Some dictionaries (but not the RAE dictionary[30]) removed its root word ("anticonstitucional") in 2005, causing comments about it not "being a valid word anymore" and suggesting the use of "inconstitucional" as a replacement, but it doesn't have the same meaning, making this alleged removal an improper one.

The word "otorrinolaringología" is also considered the one of the longest words in general use in Spanish language.

Reminder that working in advertising is a lying cunt's profession to fuel capitalism. Fuck you, stupid faggots.

SaGe

Ukrainian[edit]
Long words are not typical for Ukrainian so the majority of them in this language are of foreign descent and mostly related to science. Perhaps the longest word of the Ukrainian language in the Nominative case is дихлopдифeнiлтpихлopмeтилмeтaн (dyxlordyfeniltryxlormetylmetan, dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane or DDT) which contains 30 letters. In the Instrumental case this word contains 32 letters. There may be longer chemical terms in Ukrainian, such as the 34-letter long Hiкoтинaмiдaдeнiндинyклeoтидфocфaт (Nikotynamidadenindynukleotydfosfat), which means nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate.

Theoretically, there can be words with unlimited length, for example: пpaпpaпpa...дiдycь (praprapra...didusj, great great great...grandfather).

Urdu[edit]
The longest word in Urdu is قصطنطنیه 'Qustuntuniya' , the old name of Istanbul city.

Vietnamese[edit]
Nghiêng, with 7 letters, meaning "inclined, lean", is the longest morpheme in the mostly disyllabic Vietnamese language.[32] It is unclear as to what the longest actual word is but they can go to 5 syllables or beyond. Examples include:

Sự-phản-ứng-trung-hòa (Neutralization).

Sự-phản-đối-việc-tách-nhà-thờ-ra-khỏi-nhà-nước (Antidisestablishmentarianism).

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, a railway station on the island of Anglesey in Wales, is the longest place name in the Welsh language. At 51 letters in the Welsh alphabet (the digraphs ll and ch are each collated as single letters) the name can be translated as "St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave". However, it was artificially contrived in the 1860s as a publicity stunt, to give the station the longest name of any railway station in the United Kingdom.

Long words are comparatively rare in Welsh. Candidates for long words other than proper nouns include the following (the digraph dd is also treated as a single letter, as is ng in many instances including in the last word below):

gwrthddatgysylltiadaeth (antidisestablishmentarianism)
microgyfrifiaduron (microcomputers)
tra-arglwyddiaethasant (they predominated)
cyfrwngddarostynedigaeth (intercession)[33]

There have been several claims for the longest sentence in the English language, usually with claims that revolve around the longest printed sentence. There is no absolute limit on the length of a written English sentence. A sentence can be made as long as time allows with concatenating (linking) clauses using grammatical conjunctions such as and. Sentences can also be extended indefinitely by the addition of modifiers and modifier clauses, such as:

The mouse that the cat that the dog chased ....[1]
or of successive extensions of the form

Someone thinks that someone thinks that someone thinks that...,[2]
The longest grammatically correct sentence is contained in Absalom, Absalom! by William Faulkner. The sentence is composed of 1,292 words (In the 1951 Random House version). Another sentence that is often claimed to be the longest sentence ever written is Molly Bloom's soliloquy in the James Joyce novel Ulysses, which contains a sentence of 4,391 words. However, this sentence is simply many sentences without punctuation. Jonathan Coe's The Rotters' Club appears to hold the record at 13,955 words. It was inspired by Bohumil Hrabal's Dancing Lessons for the Advanced in Age: a Czech language novel that consisted of one great sentence.[3]

The ability to embed structures within larger ones is called recursion.[4] This also highlights the difference between linguistic performance and linguistic competence, because the language can support more variation than can reasonably be created or recorded.[2] At least one linguistics textbook concludes that, in theory, "there is no longest English sentence".[5]

In the tale, a couple could not think of a suitable name for their newborn baby boy, and so the father went to the temple and asked the chief priest to think of an auspicious name. The priest suggested several names, beginning with Jugemu. The father could not decide which name he preferred and, therefore, gave the baby all of the names. One day, Jugemu got into a fight with a friend, and the friend suffers a large bump on his head, so he goes crying to Jugemu's parents, but due to the amount of time it takes to recite his name, the bump on his head disappears.

One other version of the legend states that one day, Jugemu fell into a lake, and his parents barely arrived in time to save him as everyone who had to pass along the news had to spend a lot of time reciting his entire name.

Jugemu's full name is:

Jugemu Jugemu (寿限無、寿限無?)
Gokō-no surikire (五劫の擦り切れ?)
Kaijarisuigyo-no (海砂利水魚の?)
Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu (水行末 雲来末 風来末?)
Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro (食う寝る処に住む処?)
Yaburakōji-no burakōji (やぶら小路の藪柑子?)
Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan (パイポパイポ パイポのシューリンガン?)
Shūringan-no Gūrindai (シューリンガンのグーリンダイ?)
Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no (グーリンダイのポンポコピーのポンポコナーの?)
Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke (長久命の長助?)

Kuntisuyu or Kunti Suyu (Quechua kunti west, suyu region, part of a territory, each of the four regions which formed the Inca Empire,[1] "western region") was the southwestern provincial region of the Inca Empire. Kuntisuyu was the smallest suyu of all and was located along the southern coast of modern Peru, extending into the highlands towards Cusco.[2] Along with Qullasuyu, it was part of the Urin Suyukuna or "Lower Quarters" of the empire.[3][4]

Wamani[edit]

The four suyus of the Inca empire. Kuntisuyu appears in orange.
Each suyu was divided into wamani, or provinces. Kuntisuyu included the wamani of:

Acari
Angará
Arequipa or Ariqipa
Atico
Aymara
Camaná, inhabited by the Maje people
Caravelí
Cavana or Qhawana
Chanca or Chanka, also called Andahuayla or Andawaylla.
Chilque, whose people were “Incas by privilege”.
Choclococha or Chuqlluqucha
Chocoruo or Chukurpu
Chumbivilca or Chumpiwillka
Contisuyo or Kuntisuyu, including the Allqa (Alca), Kutawasi (Cotahuasi) and Aruni peoples
Cotabamba or Kutapampa
Huanca or Warka, including three saya
Ica or Ika
Nazca or Naska
Ocoña or Ukhuña
Parinacocha or Pariwanaqucha
Quechua or Qhichwa
Quilca or Qillqa
Rucana or Ruk'ana
Sora, divided into three saya
Vilcas or Willka
Yanahuara or Yanawara, whose people were “Incas by privilege”
Yauca or Yawka

Harvey Lavan "Van" Cliburn Jr. (/ˈklaJbɜːrn/; July 12, 1934 – February 27, 2013), was an American pianist who achieved worldwide recognition in 1958, at the age of 23, when he won the inaugural quadrennial International Tchaikovsky Piano Competition in Moscow during the Cold War.[1][2]

His mother, an accomplished pianist and piano teacher, discovered him playing at age three and mimicking one of her students. She arranged for him to start taking lessons.[1] He developed a rich, round tone and a singing voice-like phrasing, having been taught from the start to sing each piece.[1]

Van Cliburn toured domestically and overseas. He played for royalty, heads of state, and every U.S. president from Harry S. Truman to Barack Obama.[3]

Contents [hide]
1 Biography
1.1 Early life
1.2 Moscow
1.3 Success
1.4 Comeback
2 Honors
3 Personal life and death
4 See also
5 References
6 External links
Biography[edit]

Something for our shill friends.
"Man In The Mirror"

I'm Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It's Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right . . .

As I, Turn Up The Collar On My
Favourite Winter Coat
This Wind Is Blowin' My Mind
I See The Kids In The Street,
With Not Enough To Eat
Who Am I, To Be Blind?
Pretending Not To See
Their Needs
A Summer's Disregard,
A Broken Bottle Top
And A One Man's Soul
They Follow Each Other On
The Wind Ya' Know
'Cause They Got Nowhere
To Go
That's Why I Want You To
Know

I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change)
(Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah)

I've Been A Victim Of A Selfish
Kind Of Love
It's Time That I Realize
That There Are Some With No
Home, Not A Nickel To Loan
Could It Be Really Me,
Pretending That They're Not
Alone?

A Widow Deeply Scarred,
Somebody's Broken Heart
And A Washed-Out Dream
(Washed-Out Dream)
They Follow The Pattern Of
The Wind, Ya' See
Cause They Got No Place
To Be
That's Why I'm Starting With
Me
(Starting With Me!)

I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
(Ooh!)
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Ooh!)
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change)

I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
(Ooh!)
I'm Asking Him To Change His
Ways
(Change His Ways-Ooh!)
And No Message Could've
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make That . . .
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make That . . .)
Change!

Upon returning to the United States, Cliburn appeared in a Carnegie Hall concert with the Symphony of the Air, conducted by Kirill Kondrashin, who had led the Moscow Philharmonic in the prize-winning performances in Moscow.[7] The performance of the Rachmaninoff 3rd Piano Concerto at this concert was subsequently released by RCA Victor on LP. Cliburn was also invited by Steve Allen to play a solo during Allen's prime time NBC television series on May 25, 1958.[14]

RCA Victor signed him to an exclusive contract, and his subsequent recording of the Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No. 1 became the first classical album to go platinum.[15] It was the best-selling classical album in the world for more than a decade, eventually going triple-platinum. Cliburn won the 1958 Grammy Award for Best Classical Performance for this recording. In 2004, this recording was re-mastered from the original studio analogue tapes, and released on a Super Audio CD.

Other standard repertoire Cliburn recorded include the Schumann Piano Concerto in A minor, Grieg Piano Concerto in A minor, Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 2, Beethoven Piano Concerto No. 4 and No. 5 "Emperor", and the Prokofiev Piano Concerto No. 3.

In 1958, during a dinner hosted by the National Guild of Piano Teachers,[16] President and Founder Dr. Irl Allison announced a cash prize of $10,000 to be used for a piano competition named in Van Cliburn’s honor. Under the leadership of Grace Ward Lankford and with the dedicated efforts of local music teachers and volunteers, the First Van Cliburn International Piano Competition was held from September 24 to October 7, 1962, at Texas Christian University in Fort Worth.[7] Until his death, Cliburn continued to serve as Director Emeritus for the Van Cliburn Foundation, as host of the quadrennial competition and host of other programs honoring his legacy.

In 1961 he first performed at the Interlochen Center for the Arts during its summer camp. He went on to do so for eighteen more years, his last visit to the school being in 2006.

Cliburn returned to the former Soviet Union on several occasions.[7] His performances there were usually recorded and even televised. In a 1962 Moscow appearance, Nikita Khrushchev, who met Van Cliburn again on this visit,[11] and Andrei Gromyko, the Soviet Foreign Minister, were "spotted in the audience applauding enthusiastically".[17] According to The Wall Street Journal, "Mr. Cliburn's affection for the Soviet people—and theirs for him—was notable in its warmth during a prolonged period of superpower strain."[1] A 1972 concert performance of the Brahms Piano Concerto No. 2 with Kondrashin and the Moscow orchestra, as well as a studio recording of Rachmaninoff's Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini, were later issued on CD by RCA Victor.[18]

On May 26, 1972, Cliburn gave a concert at Spaso House, the residence of the United States Ambassador to Russia, for an audience that included President Richard Nixon, Secretary of State William P. Rogers, and Soviet government officials.

Comeback[edit]
Cliburn performed and recorded through the 1970s, but in 1978, after the deaths of his father and manager, began a hiatus from public life. In 1987, he was invited to perform at the White House for President Ronald Reagan and Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev,[1] and afterward was invited to open the 100th anniversary season of Carnegie Hall. He embarked on a 16-city tour in 1994, commencing with a performance of the Tchaikovsky concerto at the Hollywood Bowl. Also in 1994, Cliburn made a guest appearance in the cartoon Iron Man, playing himself in the episode "Silence My Companion, Death My Destination". In his late seventies, he gave a limited number of performances to critical and popular acclaim.

Cliburn received the Kennedy Center Honors in 2001. He was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2003 by then President George W. Bush, and, in October 2004, the Russian Order of Friendship, the highest civilian awards of the two countries. He was also awarded the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award the same year and played at a surprise 50th birthday party for United States Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. He was a member of the Alpha Chi Chapter of Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia, and was awarded the fraternity's Charles E. Lutton Man of Music Award in 1962. He was presented a 2010 National Medal of Arts by President Barack Obama.[19]


Van Cliburn Way in the Fort Worth Cultural District
Cliburn's 1958 piano performance in Moscow when he won the prestigious Tchaikovsky International Piano Competition has been added to the National Recording Registry in the Library of Congress on March 21, 2013 for long-term preservation.[20]

I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror,
(Man In The Mirror-Oh
Yeah!)
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Better Change!)
No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make The Change)
(You Gotta Get It Right, While
You Got The Time)
('Cause When You Close Your
Heart)
You Can't Close Your . . .Your
Mind!
(Then You Close Your . . .
Mind!)
That Man, That Man, That
Man, That Man
With That Man In The Mirror
(Man In The Mirror, Oh Yeah!)
That Man, That Man, That Man
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Better Change!)
You Know . . .That Man
No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah
(Oh Yeah!)
Gonna Feel Real Good Now!
Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah!
Yeah Yeah!
Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah
(Ooooh . . .)
Oh No, No No . . .
I'm Gonna Make A Change
It's Gonna Feel Real Good!
Come On!
(Change . . .)
Just Lift Yourself
You Know
You've Got To Stop It.
Yourself!
(Yeah!-Make That Change!)
I've Got To Make That Change,
Today!
Hoo!
(Man In The Mirror)
You Got To
You Got To Not Let Yourself . . .
Brother . . .
Hoo!
(Yeah!-Make That Change!)
You Know-I've Got To Get
That Man, That Man . . .
(Man In The Mirror)
You've Got To
You've Got To Move! Come
On! Come On!
You Got To . . .
Stand Up! Stand Up!
Stand Up!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Stand Up And Lift
Yourself, Now!
(Man In The Mirror)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Aaow!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Gonna Make That Change . . .
Come On!
(Man In The Mirror)
You Know It!
You Know It!
You Know It!
You Know . . .
(Change . . .)
Make That Change.

What a stupid fucking face

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Nithiazine
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Nithiazine
Nithiazine.svg
Names
IUPAC name
(E/Z)-2-Nitromethylene-1,3-thiazinane
Identifiers
CAS Number
58842-20-9 [1]
ChEMBL ChEMBL2269816
ChemSpider 5013776 [2]
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InChI[show]
SMILES[show]
Properties
Chemical formula
C5H8N2O2S
Molar mass 160.19 g·mol−1
Appearance Crystals or brown powder
Density 1.388 g/cm3
Except where otherwise noted, data are given for materials in their standard state (at 25 °C [77 °F], 100 kPa).
Infobox references
Nithiazine is a nitromethylene neonicotinoid insecticide.[3] It has been classified as a "Bad Actor chemical" by the Pesticide Action Network.[1] It is irritating to the eyes and skin, and is moderately toxic to mammals.[4]

Nithiazine does not act as an acetylcholinesterase inhibitor.[5]

References[edit]
^ Jump up to: a b "Nithiazine - Identification, toxicity, use, water pollution potential, ecological toxicity and regulatory information". PAN Pesticides Database - Chemicals. Pesticide Action Network.
Jump up ^ CSID:5013776, chemspider.com/Chemical-Structure.5013776.html (accessed 04:44, Jan 14, 2013)
Jump up ^ "nithiazine data sheet". Compendium of Pesticide Common Names.
Jump up ^ "nithiazine (Ref: BA 32476 )". University of Hertfordshire.
Jump up ^ Schroeder, M. E.; Flattum, R. F. (October 1984). "The Mode of Action and Neurotoxic Properties of the Nitromethylene Heterocycle Insecticides". Pesticide Biochemistry and Physiology. 22 (2): 148–160. doi:10.1016/0048-3575(84)90084-1.


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My channel had 1 subscriber yesterday and has 2 today. That's 50% growth in 1 day.

Fairfield University is a private, co-educational undergraduate and graduate level university located in Fairfield, Connecticut, in the New England region of the United States. It was founded by the Society of Jesus in 1942, and today is one of 28 member institutions of the Association of Jesuit Colleges and Universities. The primary objectives of a Fairfield University education are to develop the creative intellectual potential of its students and to foster in them ethical and religious values and a sense of social responsibility.[6] All schools of the university are committed to a liberal humanistic approach to education, which encourages interdisciplinary learning.

About 3,500 undergraduate and 1,200 graduate students[7] study in Fairfield's five schools and colleges: the Fairfield University College of Arts and Sciences, the Charles F. Dolan School of Business, the School of Engineering, the Marion Peckham Egan School of Nursing and Health Studies, and the Graduate School of Education and Allied Professions. The university is notable academically for its nationally recognized accounting and nursing programs along with its liberal arts and science programs which have produced a MacArthur Fellow, a Guggenheim Fellow, sixty-two Fulbright Scholars since 1993, and a Charles B. Rangel International Affairs Fellow.[8] In addition, two Fairfield faculty members were named consecutive Connecticut Professors of the Year by the Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching in 2009 and 2010 in recognition of their extraordinary dedication to undergraduate teaching.[9]

Contents [hide]
1 History and tradition
1.1 History
1.2 Recent history
1.3 Roman Catholic and Jesuit tradition
2 Academics
2.1 Academic programs
2.2 Academic achievement
2.3 Centers of distinction
2.4 International programs

The Society of Jesus founded Fairfield University in 1942 when the Jesuits acquired the two contiguous estates of the Brewster Jennings and Walter Lashar families. In the same year the Rev. James H. Dolan, S.J., the Provincial Superior of the New England Jesuit Province appointed the Rev. John J. McEleney, S.J. the first President of the "Fairfield University of Saint Robert Bellarmine, S.J." and Vicar of the Fairfield College Preparatory School. In 1944, the Rev. James H. Dolan, S.J. became the second President. During his tenure, the State of Connecticut chartered Fairfield University to grant degrees in 1945; the College of Arts and Sciences admitted its first class of 303 male students in 1947; the State of Connecticut accredited the College of Arts and Sciences and the University held its first summer session of undergraduate courses in 1949.

Presidents of Fairfield
Years President
1942–1944 John J. McEleney, S.J.
1944–1951 James H. Dolan, S.J.
1951–1958 Joseph D. FitzGerald, S.J.
1958–1964 James E. FitzGerald, S.J.
1964–1973 William C. McInnes, S.J.
1973–1979 Thomas R. Fitzgerald, S.J.
1979–2004 Aloysius P. Kelley, S.J.
2004– Jeffrey P. von Arx, S.J.
In 1971, Fairfield University won a significant legal victory at the Supreme Court of the United States in Tilton vs. Richardson establishing an important legal precedent concerning the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment and government financial assistance to religious-based colleges and universities.[10] This landmark court case questioned the legality of Fairfield and three other Connecticut religious-based institutions securing federal construction grants under the Higher Education Facilities Act of 1963.campaigns. During the

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n September 2000, Charles F. Dolan H'04, founder of HBO and chairman of Cablevision, donated $25 million to the renamed Charles F. Dolan School of Business, which still represents one of the largest donations from a single source to a business school.[14]

On February 12, 2002, Patrick Arbelo, a 2001 graduate, took 26 students hostage in Canisius Hall and demanded that his list of books and statements against blacks and Jews be read over New York City radio stations. Arbelo surrendered after seven hours and was subsequently found not guilty by reason of insanity in 2003 and committed to a state hospital. On February 7, 2009, state reviewers found Arbelo, now blind, no longer a threat to himself and others and released him to the custody of his father under rules of lifelong medication.


Aloysius P. Kelley, S.J. Center
In July 2004, the Rev. Jeffrey P. von Arx, S.J., a graduate of Princeton University, former Chair of the History Department at Georgetown University, and former Dean of Fordham College at Rose Hill, became the eighth President of Fairfield University succeeding the Rev. Aloysius P. Kelley, S.J., the longest tenured and most accomplished President of the University.[15]

In September 2004, von Arx announced that the capital campaign, "Our Promise: The Campaign for Fairfield University," launched and led by the Rev. Aloysius P. Kelley, S.J., raised a record $137.9 million. The capital raised resulted in the construction and renovation of seven buildings, the creation of four new academic chairs, and the significant increase in the University's endowment.

In October 2006, von Arx, Kelley, and Paul J. Huston '82, chairman of the Board of Trustees, dedicated the Aloysius P. Kelley. S.J. Center, a new environmentally friendly, state-of-the-art welcoming center for prospective students and a "one-stop shopping" administrative center for current students.[16]

Hey cunt, put on a trip so I can filter you.

really makes you think, huh?

Fairfield's Jesuit ethos trains students in scholarship, prepares them for leadership, encourages them to engage in service projects; and develops graduates with strong social concerns for the common good. The university is an intellectual, social, spiritual, and cultural destination of choice for students and faculty from a diversity of backgrounds.


Bellarmine Hall
Fairfield University offers 35 undergraduate majors and 16 interdisciplinary minors, as well as 38 graduate programs leading to master's degrees and one to a Doctor of Nursing Practice. Certificate programs and more than 250 non-credit courses are also offered. The Fiske Guide to Colleges recognized Fairfield's strongest programs to include Biology, International Studies, Art History, Religious Studies, Sociology, Accounting and Finance, and Mechanical Engineering. The innovative Film, Television and Media Arts major is the first of its kind among Jesuit universities and features Cinefest Fairfield, an annual film festival showcasing student work created in production courses.[18] And Fairfield's new 5-Year Bachelor's/Master's Teacher Program allows students to begin their teacher education program requirements as undergraduates and complete them as graduate students in the University's graduate degree programs in secondary, elementary, or TESOL

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck

Give it a suck
Give it a fuck
But you ain't cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut
Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

'no'

Academic achievement[edit]
Main article: List of Fairfield University fellows and scholars
Fairfield students and graduates have been the recipients of numerous nationally acclaimed fellowships and scholarships including the MacArthur Fellowship, Guggenheim Fellowship, Fulbright Scholarship, Goldwater Scholarship, Clare Boothe Luce Scholarship, McGowan Scholarship and Udall Scholarship.

Phi Beta Kappa: Fairfield is the second youngest institution to gain membership in Phi Beta Kappa (ΦΒΚ), the nation's oldest and most prestigious academic honor society. When the Zeta Chapter of Phi Beta Kappa was chartered at the university in 1994, Fairfield joined a select company of 262 colleges and universities. Nationwide, only one percent of college seniors are invited to join Phi Beta Kappa annually. As of 2007, forty-three faculty and staff members on campus, including University President Rev. Jeffrey P. von Arx, are members of Phi Beta Kappa.
USA Today All-USA College Academic Team: Two Fairfield students, Chris Pilkerton '95 and Michael Franz '99, were selected to the USA Today All-USA College Academic Team which honors full-time undergraduates who excel in scholarship and also extend their intellectual abilities beyond the classroom to benefit society.[19]
Centers of distinction[edit]
The Center for Catholic Studies promotes an understanding and appreciation of the Catholic intellectual tradition by supporting academic programming exploring the Catholic and Jesuit mission and identity and the Minor in Catholic Studies.[20]

The Center for Faith and Public Life,founded in 2005, provides a cross-disciplinary forum for students, scholars, policy makers, and religious leaders to converse and reflect on issues where religion intersects with civic life. Through academic research, teaching, publications and public initiatives, the Center provides a focus for viewing the role of religion in the public square.[21] The Center sponsors the Politics Meets Faith video series in which American politicians such U.S. Senator Joseph Lieberman,[22] U.S. Representative Christopher Shays and U.S. Representative Jim McGovern have gone on record in front of an audience of students for such conversations.[23] The Center is home to the Office of Service Learning which incorporates the service learning teaching methodology into the Fairfield curriculum, providing opportunities to combine academics studies with active community service to local organizations in nearby Bridgeport, Connecticut.[24][25] For example, education and psychology students can participate in the Adrienne Kirby Family Literacy Project,[26] business students can participate in the Volunteer Income Tax Assistance (VITA) program,[27] and nursing students can work at the Health Promotion Center.[28][29] "The university ... places an emphasis on community service and social justice. Its Center for Faith and Public Life ... helps sutdents prepare for professional humanitarian work, often with internship volunteer trips."[30] The center is the current home for the Connecticut Campus Compact, providing state level support for the Campus Compact, a national coalition of more than 1,100 colleges and universities promoting community service, civic engagement, and service learning in higher education.[31] The Center hosts lectures on Church-related issues,[32] including its 10th anniversary lecture by the president of the Save the Children Action Network.

The Carl and Dorothy Bennett Center for Judaic Studies provides students and the local community exposure to Jewish ideas, culture, and thinking. The Bennett Center has brought several lecturers to the University, including Nobel Prize-winner Elie Wiesel, Former Ambassador Dennis Ross, and New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman.[47] The center was founded in 1994 with an initial endowment of $1.5 million from Carl and Dorothy Bennett of Greenwich, Connecticut and is directed by Dr. Ellen Umansky.

The Center for Microfinance is engaged in the microfinance movement working to help develop self-sustaining business operations in developing countries.[48] Dr. Winston Tellis and Dr. Michael Tucker co-founded the Center in 2001, with a program in which the faculty and business students helped develop self-sustaining businesses in poor rural areas of Haiti and Nicaragua.[49]

International programs[edit]
The International Studies Program at the Fairfield College of Arts and Sciences and the International Business Program at the Dolan School of Business are associated with several programs:


Dolan House, International Programs Center
Fulbright Scholars Program: Fairfield students have been successful in garnering Fulbright Scholarships, which fund students to go abroad for one year after graduation to engage in independent research, study and work.[50] Since 1993, sixty-two Fairfield students have been awarded these scholarship.[51] Fairfield has been ranked No. 1 among universities that grant master's degrees in the Fulbright 's list of colleges and universities that produced U.S. Fulbright Scholars since 2006.[52] This was the fifth time in six years that Fairfield had the largest number of awards in its category.[53] In the last nine years, eight faculty members have been awarded Fulbright Scholar Grants for postdoctoral research. Fairfield faculty members have published hundreds of scholarly articles

The Beijing Center for Chinese Studies: Fairfield University students regularly study at the Beijing University of International Business and Economics in Beijing, China through a partnership with The Beijing Center for Chinese Studies, a Jesuit consortium program for study in China. Many of these students are winners of Freeman Awards for Study in Asia and ASIANetwork Freeman Student-Faculty Fellowships.
Rankings and ratings[edit]
Business Insider ranked Fairfield the #33 college in the U.S. where students earn the highest salaries.[54] BusinessWeek ranks Fairfield 63rd in the United States and 2nd in Connecticut for Value based on the return on investment (ROI) it provides to its students.[55] The Center for College Enrollment Studies includes Fairfield in annual Guide to 101 of the Best Values in Colleges and Universities. The Fiske Guide to Colleges profiles Fairfield as one of the "country's best and most interesting" colleges and universities, stating that "Fairfield is one of the up-and-coming schools in the Roman Catholic universe" and "is moving into the same class as older, more revered East Coast Jesuit institutions." The guide rank Fairfield and its School of Business among "Small Colleges and Universities Strong in Business."

The Princeton Review ranks Fairfield amongst the "Best 361 Colleges;" and the Dolan School of Business among the "Best 237 Business Schools" and one of the top 15 accounting programs in the country based on "Student Opinion Honors for Business Schools."[56] It ranks Fairfield among the "Best Northeast Colleges;" among "America's Best Value Colleges" in 2005 (the only Connecticut school and among 77 schools nationwide); and among "Top 25 Most Connected Campuses" in 2004.

you dumb faggot literally who's on youtube are now making so much youtube money that they're buring lambos and mantions

just look at comedyshortsgamer, this fucking guy has a lambo and another extremely expensive car and lives in a gigantic fucking house

that's just from youtube and he's relatively unknown even though his videos make millions of views

U.S. News & World Report has ranked Fairfield in the top 2% of its peer group for 24 consecutive years while Fairfield students achieve the highest average annual salaries for graduates after five years. In 2016, Fairfield ranked 2nd in Regional Universities North, 1st in Best Colleges for Veterans, and previously among "Great Schools, Great Prices" based on academic ranking and the net cost of attendance for a student who receives the average level of need-based financial aid.[57] In addition, Fairfield ranked 2nd in Best Colleges for Service Learning Programs which combine community volunteering with coursework.[58]

In 2015, USA Today and CollegeFactual.com ranked Fairfield the 9th Best Roman Catholic University in the United States based on Fairfield providing a strong education while being rooted in the Roman Catholic faith and valuing diversity and open dialogue.[59]

In 2016, Times Higher Education and World University Rankings identified Fairfield as one of 20 universities in the world and just one of nine universities in the U.S. that could “challenge the elite universities” and become globally renowned by the year 2030.[60]

Arts and enrichment[edit]
Quick Center For the Arts[edit]

Quick Center for the Arts
The Regina A. Quick Center for the Arts is the major center of theatre and the arts at Fairfield and recognized as the "cultural epicenter of Fairfield County" by Westport Magazine.[61] The center opened in 1990 and hosts events such as popular and classical music, dance, theatre, and programs for young audiences. It houses the 740-seat Kelley Theatre, the 150-seat Lawrence A. Wien Experimental (Black Box) Theatre, and the Thomas J. Walsh, Jr. Art Gallery.[62]

The center is home to the Open VISIONS Forum, which under the direction of Dr. Philip Eliasoph brings a wide range of speakers to campus to participate in an dialogue about topical issues.

3, 6, 9 damn you're fine move it so you can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, get low [6x]
To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (god damn)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (god damn)

this is pretty much the first video by him that I saw

The Fairfield University Art Museum, opened in October 2010, is located the University's signature 1920s Tudor mansion. CollegeRank.net ranks the Museum the 37th Most Amazing College Museum noting that "with an incredibly rich and broad collection of paintings, sculpture, and plaster casts, the Museum is a must-see for art enthusiasts."[64] The Museum features four galleries with about 2,700 square feet (250 m2) of space. Its main gallery, The Frank and Clara Meditz Gallery, is named in honor of the parents of the lead donor to the project, University Trustee John Meditz '70. Its evocative footprint – which resembles an early Christian basilica in plan – makes the Meditz Gallery an ideal space for displaying ten paintings from the Italian Renaissance and Baroque periods, works given to the University by the Samuel H. Kress Foundation via Bridgeport's Discovery Museum. In a smaller side gallery, highlights from the University's collection of plaster casts after exemplary works from ancient Rome and Greece (including eight recently donated to the University by the Acropolis Museum in Athens) are displayed. The corridor adjacent to the Meditz gallery holds casts of significant pieces from the Parthenon. In addition to these objects, the museum houses a range of non-Western art artifacts (including pre-Columbian vessels, 19th-century South East Asian sculptures and African masks), and has pieces from the Celtic, Byzantine, Medieval and Romanesque periods on loan from the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Department of Medieval Art and The Cloisters.[65]

Pretty much this.

Got a Jew nose straight out of a Nazi propaganda poster.

Fairfield on the screen[edit]
Betty Draper, the fictional character played by actress January Jones in the television series Mad Men, stated that she had dinner with the Dean of Fairfield University and that she planned to enroll in the fall to pursue a master's degree in psychology during the Season 7 "New Business" episode. The episode aired nationally on the AMC television network on April 12, 2015.

Bellarmine Hall was featured as the filming location[68] for Boychoir an independent film starring Academy Award-winning actor Dustin Hoffman and directed by François Girard during March 2014. Several Fairfield University students were allowed to help with production. The film was released in 2014.


McAuliffe Hall
Five locations on the Fairfield University campus including McAuliffe Hall were utilized in the filming of All Good Things, a mystery-romance film written and directed by Andrew Jarecki. Among the actors and actresses present on campus June 2 through June 5, 2008 were Academy Award-nominated actor Ryan Gosling and actress Kirsten Dunst.[69]

Dr. Kurt C. Schlichting '70, the E. Gerald Corrigan Endowed Chair in the Humanities and Social Sciences at Fairfield, and a Fairfield alumnus, appeared as an on-screen interviewee and served as an Academic Advisor to the American Experience documentary, "Grand Central."[70] The documentary aired nationally on the PBS television network on February 4, 2008.[71] The documentary was based on his book Grand Central Terminal: Railroads, Architecture and Engineering in New York (Johns Hopkins University Press, 2001), for which he received the 2002 Best Professional /Scholarly Book: Architecture & Urbanism Award from the Association of American Publishers.[72]

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that
Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo
Panty line club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now

Better he be silent and thought an animal fucker than to speak and remove all doubt

Tony Micelli, the lead fictional character played by actor Tony Danza in the television sitcom Who's the Boss?, which was set and filmed in Fairfield, Connecticut,[73] attended Fairfield and wore an official university sweatshirt during the Season 5 "Winter Break" episode.[74] The episode aired nationally on the ABC television network on February 14, 1989.

A team of four Fairfield students won three consecutive matches on the GE College Bowl, a popular quiz game show broadcast live nationally on the NBC television network. The wins brought national recognition to the University along with a total grant of $5,000. In the first match broadcast on September 29, 1963, the Fairfield four defeated a team from Creighton University, 215–140. In the second match, broadcast on October 6, 1963, the Fairfield four defeated a team from Southern Illinois University Carbondale, 220–190. In the third match, broadcast on October 14, 1963, the Fairfield four defeated a team from Clemson University, 245–200. The four finally were defeated in their fourth match broadcast on October 20, 1963, falling to Polytechnic University, 145–160.[75] The Fairfield four included John Horvath, John Kappenberg, Joseph Kroll and George Greller; and were coached by the Rev. Donald D. Lynch, S.J.[76]

Athletics[edit]
Main article: Fairfield Stags
Fairfield University is a member of the Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference (MAAC) and is classified as Division 1 in the National Collegiate Athletic Association for a majority of its athletic programs. it sponsors 20 varsity sports – baseball, men's and women's basketball, men's and women's crew, men's and women's cross country, field hockey, men's and women's golf, men's and women's lacrosse, men's and women's soccer, softball, men's and women's swimming and diving, men's and women's tennis, and women's volleyball. Men's lacrosse is a member of the Colonial Athletic Association and field hockey is an associate member of the America East Conference.

The Stags' most notable success in athletics has been in basketball, lacrosse, soccer and volleyball. The men's basketball team held a half time lead over the number 1 seed University of North Carolina Tar Heels before falling short in the 1997 NCAA Men's Basketball Championship tournament. Darren Phillip '00 was the nation's top rebounder averaging 14 rebounds per game in 1999–00 and Deng Gai '05 was the nation's top shot blocker averaging 5.5 blocks per game in 2004–05. On March 16, 2010, during the first round of the 2010 CollegeInsider.com Postseason Tournament (CIT) men's basketball set the national record for the largest comeback in division I college basketball postseason history by overcoming a 27-point deficit with under 16 minutes to play to defeat George Mason in overtime, 101–96. The Stags were led by Mike Evanovich who finished with a career-high 32 points and a school record nine three-pointers including one with 0.9 seconds in regulation to send the game into overtime.[78] And at the conclusion of 2010 season, head coach Ed Cooley was named the Ben Jobe National Coach of the Year. The former women's basketball head coach, Diane Nolan, achieved her 500th career win in 2005–06 and led the Stags to four post-season bids to the NCAA Women's Basketball Championship in 1988, 1991, 1998 and 2001.


Rafferty Stadium
The men's lacrosse team earned berths to the 2003 and 2005 NCAA Men's Lacrosse Championship tournaments while the women won 7 MAAC Regular Season Titles in the last decade and earned a berth to the 2009 and 2015 NCAA Women's Lacrosse Championship.

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She getting crunk in the club I mean she working
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off buckey naked
ATL. Hoe don’t disrespect it
Pa pop your pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this bitch
Lil Jon and the East side boys with me and we all like to see ass and titties
Now bring your ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if your ass wanna act you can keep your ass where you ats

The men's soccer team won the 2005, 2006 and 2011 MAAC Regular Season Championship as well as the 1999, 2006, 2008 and 2011 MAAC Tournament Championship. The 2006 MAAC Championship earned the team a First round NCAA Tournamant Game at in-state rival University of Connecticut. Prior to the game, UConn had never lost an NCAA Tournament game on its home field. Fairfield secured a 2–1 first round victory, thanks to a late goal by star player James Gaughan. During the years of 2000, 2001, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2011 the team was nationally ranked, rising as high as No. 15 in several polls. In 2007, the Men's Soccer team defeated national champion St. John's University 2–1. No other Fairfield athletic program has ever defeated a former National Championship team. In 2011 the Stags went unbeaten in MAAC conference play, and won the MAAC Championship held at Disney's Wide World of Sports in Orlando, Florida. In 2012 Fairfield's goalkeeper, Michael O'Keeffe, was called into the New Zealand Olympic squad. He appeared in all of the Oly-Whites games in London 2012, and was the only soccer player in the NCAA to appear in the London Olympics. The women's soccer team has advanced to the NCAA Women's Soccer Championship five times, most recently in 2005 and 2008, and has won the MAAC Championship seven times since 1993. And the women's volleyball team was nationally ranked in 1998 (24th) and 1999 (32nd) and competed in five straight NCAA Women's Volleyball Championships between 1997 and 2001.[81]

Sport clubs[edit]
Sport Clubs offer a competitive athletic opportunity for students including baseball, equestrian, men's and women's ice hockey, martial arts, men's and women's rugby, sailing, men's and women's skiing and snowboarding, men's and women's soccer, men's and women's track and men's and women's volleyball.

>In 2016, Times Higher Education and World University Rankings identified Fairfield as one of 20 universities in the world and just one of nine universities in the U.S. that could “challenge the elite universities” and become globally renowned by the year 2030.[60]
>Arts and enrichment[edit]
>Quick Center For the Arts[edit]
>Quick Center for the Arts
>The Regina A. Quick Center for the Arts is the major center of theatre and the arts at Fairfield and recognized as the "cultural epicenter of Fairfield County" by Westport Magazine.[61] The center opened in 1990 and hosts events such as popular and classical music, dance, theatre, and programs for young audiences. It houses the 740-seat Kelley Theatre, the 150-seat Lawrence A. Wien Experimental (Black Box) Theatre, and the Thomas J. Walsh, Jr. Art Gallery.[62]
>The center is home to the Open VISIONS Forum, which under the direction of Dr. Philip Eliasoph brings a wide range of speakers to campus to participate in an dialogue about topical issues.
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>3, 6, 9 damn you're fine move it so you can sock it to me one mo time
>Get low, get low [6x]
>To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
>To the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
>To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
>To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (god damn)
>To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (god damn)
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>The Fairfield University Art Museum, opened in October 2010, is located the University's signature 1920s Tudor

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>mfw setting it up tonight
>mfw got some new It Follows-tier shills to fuck with
I'm laughing my ass off at this thread, mayne.

In recent years, the university has implemented an institution-wide Green Movement, taking major steps to reduce its impact on the natural environment and improve sustainability. The university now builds facilities with an eye to energy efficiency, recycling, and receives high marks from Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design (LEED), a rating system of the U.S. Green Building Council that promotes responsible building practices and sustainable design.[92] These efforts have earned the university recognition as one of the nation's "Cool Schools" from the Sierra Club[93] and a "C-" grade on the Sustainable Endowments Institute's 2009 College Sustainability Report Card.[94] And in 2010, the Princeton Review and U.S. Green Building Council included Fairfield in the "Guide to 286 Green Colleges"

In October 2007, U.S. Secretary of Energy Samuel Bodman and U.S. Representative Christopher Shays joined the President von Arx in unveiling the university's new environmentally friendly Combined Heat and Power Plant (CHP) designed to reduce strain on the region's power grid and reduce the University's overall carbon footprint by more than 10,000 metric tons per year.[95] The United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) honored the university with a 2010 Energy Star CHP Award for its energy smart CHP.[96]

In May 2008, von Arx signed the American College & University Presidents Climate Commitment, a high-visibility effort to address global warming by garnering institutional commitments to neutralize greenhouse gas emissions, and to accelerate the research and educational efforts of higher education to equip society to re-stabilize the Earth's climate.[97]

On Earth Day 2008, ground breaking took place for the new Fairfield Jesuit Community Center, an environmentally friendly home and retreat and meeting center that features a roof garde

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop that ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop that ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop that ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop that ass to the left and the right ya
Drop that ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop that ass to the left and the right ya
Now back, back, back it up
A back, back, back it up
A back, back, back it up
A back, back, back it up
Now stop (o) then wiggle with ya
Now stop (o) then wiggle with ya
Now stop (o) then wiggle with ya
Now stop (o) then wiggle wiggle with it

(You) keep at it, famiglia

The town of Fairfield was rated the ninth-best place to live in the United States and the best place to live in the Northeast by Money in 2006, offering students Fairfield Beach along the scenic shoreline of Long Island Sound and a vibrant downtown area which are both located just five minutes from campus.[101] The university runs a shuttle between campus and downtown.

The Black Rock neighborhood of the City of Bridgeport bordering on the town of Fairfield is located just ten minutes from campus and provides students a metropolitan village-like atmosphere that boasts some of the best restaurants and entertainment in Fairfield County.[102] Fairfield University students frequent the Acoustic Cafe, which has been named "Best Place to Hear Alternative Music" three years in a row by Fairfield County Weekly's reader poll and helped launch Fairfield University's own award-winning Indie rock band, The Alternate Routes.[103]

Publications and media[edit]
Campus Currents – The Official News Publication of Fairfield University[104]
Fairfield Now – The Magazine of Fairfield University[105]
Press Room – Fairfield University's Electronic News Room[106]
In The News – News media highlights featuring Fairfield University[107]
Fairfield University News – Fairfield University's YouTube news and information video center
The Mirror – The Independent Student Newspaper of Fairfield University
The Reluctant Environmentalist – Blogging about Earth-friendly living at Fairfield University[108]
WVOF – Student operated radio station featuring the best blend of public radio and college programming
StagsTV – Fairfield University's student run television on YouTube
Academic journals[edit]
Mezzo Cammin – An online journal devoted to New Formalist poetry by women, as well as to bringing renewed attention to female poets of the past who wrote in form. This journal was associated with Fairfield university until 2010,

Loyola Hall is home to the Ignatian Residential College, which offers a unique residential college experience for Fairfield sophomores. Funded by a $2 million grant from the Lilly Endowment, the program provides over 200 students with the opportunity to study and live together while pondering questions of identity, faith and purpose. In addition to living together and taking two classes together students meet once per month in groups of ten with a mentor, hear from weekly speakers, attend one overnight retreat per semester, and take cultural trips.

St. Ignatius House, the former Jesuit community house, will be home to the JUST-Us Residential College. The program will allow up to 140 sophomores, committed to community service and social justice, to go beyond the small community service groups at Campus Ministry and live with a group of individuals concerned with life outside of Fairfield County. The program is not inherently religious, but should attract students of all faiths, races and socioeconomic backgrounds who want to do something to help the Fairfield community and beyond.[114]

In recent years, Fairfield University has also opened up a third residential college called the Creative Life Residential College. Fairfield Sophomores explore questions about art, roles in society, and even faith in what is now known as "Faber Hall," after Saint Peter Faber, S.J.. Before April 2014, the hall used to be known as "42 Bellarmine Road." A ceremony[115] was held later on in April 2014 to rename the residence hall.

, 6, 9 damn you're fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, get low [6x]
To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (god damn)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (god damn)

The goal of Jesuit education is homines pro aliis, “men and women for others”. As a result, Fairfield students are involved in many community service opportunities. Fairfield was among just 119 colleges in the nation named to the Carnegie Classification for Community Engagement in 2008.[116] Further, the University was named to the 2009 and 2010 President's Higher Education Community Service Honor Roll by the Learn and Serve America Program of the Corporation for National and Community Service.[117]

Locally, the award-winning Annual Hunger Clean Up is a one-day service-a-thon where the entire university community joins together to work at 40-plus local agency sites throughout Fairfield County and to raise money for local and national hunger and homelessness causes.[118] The Fairfield chapter of Colleges Against Cancer hosts an annual American Cancer Society Relay for Life, an overnight event designed to spread awareness of cancer prevention, treatments and cures, celebrate cancer survivors and raise money for cancer research.[119] The Adrienne Kirby Family Literacy Project, recognized as a model program by the Corporation for National and Community Service, involves about 175 Fairfield student-volunteers a year in providing individual tutoring to preschool children at the Action for Bridgeport Community Development's Early Learning/Head Start Program.[26]

Internationally, Ignatian Solidarity Corps volunteers annually participate in two-week international service trips during their spring and winter breaks traveling to Ecuador[120]

Diversity[edit]
The student body hails from 32 states, Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, and 45 foreign countries. 13% of undergraduate students are African American, Hispanic, Asian American, Native American (AHANA), or multiracial. Valuing a mix of experiences in the classroom and on campus, increasing diversity at Fairfield is a major goal of the University's Strategic Vision,[124] and in 2005, during the University's Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Holiday Celebration and Convocation, the Rev. Jeffrey P. von Arx, S.J., called on the university to join him in efforts to increase diversity at the institution.[125] For this reason, the Office of Institutional Diversity Initiatives and the Office of Student Diversity Programs[126] were created to pursue a number of initiatives to increase racial and socioeconomic diversity. Both offices also recognize that, "there are many dimensions to diversity that go well beyond obvious differences such as race, gender, age, physical ability, and marital status. The less [physically] obvious dimensions of diversity include, but are not limited to: veteran status, education, sexual orientation, lifestyle, national origin, religious or political affiliation, departmental or organizational 'culture', and employee status."[127] These diversity initiatives are helped annually by the Fairfield Awards Dinner held in New York City in which funds are raised for The Alumni Multicultural Scholarship Fund. The 2008 Fairfield Awards Dinner raised a record-breaking $1.1 million.[128]

Holy shit, just checked out his car video, he's fucking annoying. That's all it takes to get rich off of YouTube?

I can't take someone with hair like that seriously.

holy shit university articles are huge

Fairfield University Student Association[edit]
The Fairfield University Student Association (FUSA) is the official student association for full-time undergraduate students and is the largest student organization on campus.[129] The association exists to represent student issues and concerns to the faculty and administration and to sponsor a multitude of student programs and activities. All full-time undergraduate students are members. The association is organized into four branches – legislative', programming, marketing and council of student officers. The legislative branch consists of the Student Senate, comprising 20 elected representatives (5 from each undergraduate class year). The executive branch is headed by the popularly elected President of FUSA, who serves as the official spokesperson for undergraduate students in addition to administering the student association on a daily basis. In 2002, Karen Donoghue '03 became the first woman elected President of FUSA.[130] The FUSA President is assisted by a popularly elected Vice President, elected class officers, and a number of other appointed officers, including the Chair of Programming, the Chair of the Council of Student Organizations(COSO), the Chair of Marketing, and Secretary of the Treasury. The judicial branch, known as the Student Court, serves as a hearing body in certain student conduct cases, as well as performing the judicial functions required for the student association.[131]

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Steady looking at me still asking questions
Time's up nigga pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain’t bout 50th
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
Looking at a nigga with your palm all out bitch I ain’t even seen you dance
Twerk something baby work something baby
Pop your pussy on the pole do your thang baby
Slide down that bitch
With yo little bit then stop
Get back on the floor catch your balance then drop
Now bring it back up clap your ass like hands
I just wanna see your ass dirty dance yin yang we done again
And put it on the map like annnnn

3, 6, 9 damn you're fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, get low [6x]
To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (got damn)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (got damn)

kek

tudent activism[edit]
A central tenet of a Jesuit education is the promotion of the values of peace and social justice.[132] Fairfield University students have embraced and reflected these values in their own student activism. In 1988, 1989 and 1990, the Coalition for a Better World constructed "Cardboard City" and held a 36-hour vigil,[133] and again in 2008, the Students for Social Justice similarly constructed "Homeless Village" and hosted the "Oxfam Hunger Banquet" to raise awareness of the plight of the homeless in the United States.[134] In 1999, students staged an 11-hour sit-in at the home of the university president and later a hunger strike to protest a contracting company used by the university that the students said was anti-union and paid janitors poorly.[135] Each year, the Students for Social Justice travel to Columbus, Georgia for the annual School of the Americas Watch protest at a combat training school for Latin American soldiers now known as the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation. The date of the protest marks the anniversary of the murder of six Jesuit priests, their maid, and her daughter in El Salvador at the hands of soldiers trained at the School of the Americas.[136] And in 2008, Fairfield for Peace NOW created "Hope Trail", a pathway of flags around campus symbolizing the cost in life and casualties from the Iraq War,[137] and "A Cry For Peace", a play written and performed with Theatre Fairfield demonstrating the toll of the Iraq War on the families of soldiers back in the United States.[138]

Got damn (got damn) ya ya’ll twerking a little bit ladies
But ya got to twerk a little bit harder then that
Now right now I need all the ladies that know they look good tonight
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya’ll to do this shit like this
Bend over to the front touch toes back that ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back that ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back that ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back that ass up and down and get low (get low)

3, 6, 9 damn you're fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, get low [6x]
To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (got damn)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet god damn (got damn)

Student clubs & organizations[edit]
There are a wide variety of student clubs and organizations that aim to meet the interests of all students. Through the Council of Student Organizations (COSO), clubs become officially recognized and are allocated University funding. COSO exists to encourage student involvement and participation in approximately 90 clubs and organizations each year including the Glee Club, Jazz Ensemble, Pep Band, Dance Team, Stag in the Stands, Fairfield Volunteer Corps, Spanish American Latino Student Association, Asian Student Association, mission volunteer trips, Theater Fairfield, Accounting club, Communication club, Economics club, Finance club, Marketing Club, History club and Colleges against Cancer. The oldest club on campus is the Fairfield University Glee Club which celebrated its 60th anniversary in 2007. The Fairfield University Debate Team of Jason LaRue '99 and Courtney Darts '01 won first place at the 1998 Columbia University Parliamentary Debate Tournament beating 69 other teams, including teams from Harvard, Johns Hopkins, Princeton, Yale and Williams.[139]

Student media[edit]
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Dogwood – A Journal of Poetry and Prose
StagsTV – The Student Television Station of Fairfield University
The Mirror – The Independent Student Newspaper of Fairfield University
The Mirror Sports Blog – The Independent Student Sports Blog of Fairfield University Athletics
WVOF – The Voice of Fairfield University
Wagner - The Independent Student Multi-media Literary Publication of Fairfield University
Traditions[edit]
Student life at the Fairfield is marked by a number of traditions and celebrations:

The Floating Naut – The Floating Naut is a weekly gathering of beach residents at student houses on the beach. The location rotates each Tuesday and Thursday.

Hes a fucking queer jew kike loser.

Fuck him, he a pedophile and should have his testicles crushed between two rocks ISIS style

Mock Wedding – Mock Wedding, created by Chris Tucker '96 and Steve Xeller '96, is an event in which many senior class members select peers to be part of a faux wedding ceremony at The Point at Fairfield Beach followed by a wedding party at a local reception hall late in their final spring semester.
Powder Puff – Powder Puff is a senior beach football tournament that usually takes place in early November each year.
Spring Week – Spring Week is a week full of Spring Events sponsored by various clubs and organizations culminating in May Day. Coordinated by IRHA (Inter-Residential Housing Association)
May Day – May Day sponsored by IRHA and is the last of Spring Week. Free food, cheap drinks, music and fun events take over Lessing Field for the day long event.
Clam Jam – Clam Jam is one of the final events held at the beach in late April. The Point at Fairfield Beach is jam packed with students celebrating the end of the school year.
Riding the Stag - Every student must ride the Stag Statue at least once in their four years at Fairfield. The statue is located in the center of campus in front of Gonzaga residential hall.
People[edit]
Notable alumni[edit]
Main article: List of Fairfield University people
In academia and education, Fairfield alumni include: J. Kevin Dorsey, Dean of the Southern Illinois University School of Medicine; Charles E. Schaefer, a psychology professor considered the "Father of Play Therapy"; Katherine Lapp, Executive Vice President of Harvard University; David J. McCarthy, Jr., Dean Emeritus of the Georgetown University Law Center; Mark Reed

In academia and education, Fairfield alumni include: J. Kevin Dorsey, Dean of the Southern Illinois University School of Medicine; Charles E. Schaefer, a psychology professor considered the "Father of Play Therapy"; Katherine Lapp, Executive Vice President of Harvard University; David J. McCarthy, Jr., Dean Emeritus of the Georgetown University Law Center; Mark Reed, President of St. Joseph's University; Francis J. Tedesco, President Emeritus of the Medical College of Georgia.
In arts and entertainment, alumni include: Pat Jordan, leading sports writer and acclaimed author of A False Spring; Paul Marcarelli, actor and Entertainment Weekly Most Intriguing People; Donald Preziosi, an art historian and former Slade Professor of Fine Art at Oxford University; Bob Sullivan, two time New York Times Best Seller author and founding member of MSNBC.com.
In business and finance, alumni include: Donatella Arpaia, New York's 50 Most Powerful Women; E. Gerald Corrigan, the 7th President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York;

In medicine and science, alumni include: James Lewis Abbruzzese, Chief of the Division of Medical Oncology at the Duke Cancer Institute; Peter Pronovost, a 2008 Time 100 World's Most Influential People and MacArthur Fellow; John T. Lis, a Guggenheim Fellow and Barbara McClintock Professor of Molecular Biology & Genetics at Cornell University; Brian Monahan, the Attending Physician of the United States Congress; Caitlin O'Connell-Rodwell, a world-renowned elephant expert.
In social justice, alumni include: G. Simon Harak, a Pax Christi National Peacemaker of the Year; Paula Donovan, the founding executive director of AIDS-Free World; Joseph Moylan, founder and president of Durham Nativity School.

E. Gerald Corrigan
7th President of Federal Reserve Bank of New York

Brian Monahan
Attending Physician of the U.S. Congress

Kathleen Murphy
Fortune 50 Most Powerful Women in Business

Peter Pronovost
Time 100
MacArthur "Genius" Fellow

Joseph Russoniello
U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of California
Notable benefactors[edit]
Among the large donors are: Rudolf F. Bannow, Swedish-American industrialist and namesake of the Rudolf F. Bannow Science Center.;[140] E. Gerald Corrigan '63, former 7th President Federal Reserve Bank of New York and namesake of the E. Gerald Corrigan Endowed Chair in the Humanities and Social Sciences; Charles F. Dolan '04, founder of HBO and Cablevision and namesake of the Charles F. Dolan School of Business and Dolan Campus; Joseph A. DiMenna, Jr. '80,

Ringtone
"Lose Yourself"

Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
(You better)

founding Managing Director at Zweig-DiMenna Associates and namesake of the DiMenna-Nyselius Library; William P. Egan '67, founding Partner at Alta Communications and namesake of the Egan Chapel of St. Ignatius of Loyola; Steve Lessing '80, Managing Director at Barclays and namesake of Lessing Field; Roger Lynch '63, former Partner at Goldman Sachs and namesake of the Roger M. Lynch Professor of Economics; John C. Meditz '70, Vice Chairman at Horizon Asset Management and namesake of Meditz Hall; Gustav Nyselius, Swedish-American Industrialist and namesake of the DiMenna-Nyselius Library.;[141] Leslie C. Quick Jr. H'99, founder of Quick & Reilly and namesake of the Leslie C. Quick Jr. Recreational Complex and Regina A. Quick Center for the Arts; Larry Rafferty '64, founder of Rafferty Capital Markets and namesake of Rafferty Stadium; Fay Vincent Jr. '08, former Commissioner of Major League Baseball and creator of the need-based Alice Lynch Vincent Scholarship.;[142] and Thomas J. Walsh Jr., former President & Chairman at Colonial Wire and Cable and namesake of the Thomas J.

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He's gay.

looks like the Nux guy

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to postmortem
It only grows harder, homie grows hotter
He blows. It's all over. These hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da da da

[Hook]

Jugemu
Literally "limitless life".
Go kō no surikire
Literally "five kō (totaling 20 billion years) of rubbing off (the rock)". In Japanese legend, a heavenly maiden will visit the human world every three thousand years, leaving friction marks on a rock with her dress. It takes five kō or five times 4 billion years to split up the rock with the rubbing. The priest blesses the child to live that long.
Kaijari suigyo
Literally "gravels in the sea and fish in water". The number of gravels and fish in the world is supposed to represent the number of the child's luck and fortune.
Suigyōmatsu
Literally "where water eventually goes". Because water is free to go anywhere, the child is blessed with boundless well-being wherever he goes.
Unraimatsu
Literally "where clouds originally come". Because clouds come from anywhere, this is similar to the above.
Fūraimatsu
Literally "where wind originally comes". Similar to the above.
Kuunerutokoro
Literally "places to eat and sleep". It is fortunate to be free from hunger and shelterlessness.
Sumutokoro
Literally "places to live". Same as above.
Yaburakōji-no burakōji
Literally "Ardisia japonica bushes in Yabura Trail". The plant's modern Japanese name is yabukōji, also known as spearflower, and it is considered to be imbued with energy year-round. "Yabura" has no obvious meaning but may be from yabukōji shortened with the pluralizing ra.
Paipo, Shūringan, Gūrindai, Ponpokopī, Ponpokonā
These are invented names of a kingdom and the royal family in ancient China. Paipo was a rich and peaceful kingdom, where King Shūringan and his queen Gūrindai reigned. They gave birth to Princess Ponpokopī and Princess Ponpokonā, and all of them enjoyed longevity. These names, while not sounding particularly Chinese, sound foreign even to Japanese, and can be seen as satirical towards the complexity of classical Chinese names.
Chōkyūmei
Literally "long and lasting life".
Chōsuke
Literally "blessed for a long time".

He looks like Zoolander lel

No more games, I'mma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfucking roof off like two dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a primadonna
Baby, mama drama's screaming on her
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's gotten me
To the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go it's my shot.
Feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

He is pretty boring but I went through a spate of watching when he was on his way up. Now I can't be bothered to watch a rich guy make shitty home movie #456.

JUST SAGE MY THREAD UP

Source?

Squidward?

I'm tired of spamming 2bh

I thought threads go on auto-sage at the 300 post mark but I guess they don't

SAGE
A
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one more buddy, 310

yay, w-we did it pham

wew lad, same time tomorrow

sure ;)

I admire your dedication

>Hmm, I don't like this content, so instead of hiding the thread and ignoring it, I'll waste my time spamming it because I have no life.

did the same thing one time we got spammed to all fuck by BLACKED shills, it's fun to unleash the autism beast from time to time

>butthurt shill
Is cock nose gonna' stomp his feet and slam some doors now?
Poor you.

You're a fucking nigger.

Thank you based janitor for clearing up that spamming cunt.

this guy has a cellar filled with gimps, guaranteed

How the fuck can people this stupid not drown in their bowl of cereal in the morning