What was this character's endgame?
What was this character's endgame?
>tfw we'll never know
hope he made it
Never got the recognition for pulling off this jump. Dad, never acknowledged him, moms was a fish addict. Sad story really, had so much potential.
To stop Ozymandias.
poor kid, he never had a chance
penguins just hate life
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i would hate myself too if i was a fucking penguin let alone any species than a human. jeez life is miserable
he just got his magnetic field perception fucked up.
animals use them to navigate.
"I would like to be Werner Herzog" - Penguin
>muh Mr. always a boring scientific explanation to every beautiful nature mystery
Erase yourself from this plane of existence
Is it weird that I find this to be the saddest scene of all time in any movie or tv show, it just made me feel so empty inside
what's the name of this doc?
>who da man?
>who da man?
that makes it way more sad
encounters at the end of the world
its better than grizzly man tbqh
>walking into the mountains in Antarctica
What could possibly go wrong?
The scene in question, if anyone hasn't seen it.
HAHAHA, I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
>tfw he stops and looks back right when Herzog asks, "but why?"
truly kino in its purest of forms.
guess he just wanted to be different
contrarians I swear
this is deep
>"I'm going on an adventure!"
>its better than grizzly man tbqh
This, actually, tbcathwys
He had a hard life.
>dat music when they dive underneath the ice
naure docus are the ONLY deep, patrician and productive form of entertainment
Planet earth is the knoest of kinos no director could ever dream of making
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>you'll never be half a man Attenborough is
feels bad man, I wish I wasn't kicked from vet school, I've failed you David.
I bet that pinguin liked Only god forgives
He knew he wasn't coming back... he wanted to go out on his own terms. I'm legit tearing up right now guys
>tfw you imagining how many Homo Sapiens died like this penguin trying to reach the americas
He just had to do it
why? I recently watched Planet Earth on Netfilx and theres an episode about penguins. They are such loving creatures.
Dose pictures main. Those fucking water insects under the ice. What even the fuck, what are humans, what is water, jessus fucking chriss mane
penguins are adorable but they live harsh fucking lifes
Imagine waiting half a year in artic weather, without food, caring a egg with your feed and if that egg hits the ground for 5 seconds it is all over
fuck being a stupid bird over being a human being
The first humans entered the Americas through Siberia though. They didn't go by sea.
Herzog understands kino better than anyone.
>turns around for a moment
>nah, fuck it
I bet a fucking ton of them died in the siberia
They are actually recording season 2 right now. It is going to be in 4K HDR, probably gonna look mind blowing
Do you guys consider how lucky we are that we live in the 21st century, where being a social outcast only gives you sexual frustration and social anxiety? Being a neet in primal ages got you killed probably.
Well the have to survive -70 Celsius. Minus fucking seventy!
Penguins can live in the most extreme and harsh conditions on the surface of the earth.
They will out live us.
the timing of the but why is fucking perfect.
It was all staged, Herzog paid him big dollars and that penguin just wanted attention, now he is living in Hawaii with a trophy wife
>fuck being a stupid bird over being a human being
Imagine being a penguin holding an egg between your feet for months while waiting for your gf to arrive from the feeding grounds. If you drop your egg even for a minute your kid will die.
Imagine how proud they are when it finally hatches, and a little penguin is healthy.
Meanwhile you are sitting in front of your computer shitposting on a website for losers.
kek
maybe those dumb ass birds shouldnt live and breed in the fucking antarctic
the constant worry of survival vs comfy shitposting on a website for losers
feels pretty good desu
But I have a job and have had sex before
He wanted to see the mountain..
will we ever see our mountain guys?
;__;) - he's one of us.
The fact that we will never know his endgame pisses me off t͏͏b͏͏h
They should've recorded his adventure.
Come on, we all know his endgame
>let alone any species than a human
>implying wild dolphins don't have the GOAT life
Penguins are faggots anyway, good riddance
Everyone was NEET in the primal ages
Crashing this plane
tfw no neet cavewoman gf to pick berries with
Everyone was the exact opposite of NEET. Sure they weren't in Employment per se but they either pulled their own weight or died.
he's to intelligent to use his magnetic field perception
>magnetic field perception
>on the fucking pole
Sounds legit pham
WHY
I don't think penguins can feel proudness, and all the rest you mentioned is shit.
>I don't think penguins can feel proudness
Just see this
I'm pretty sure penguins are at least smarter than you. They all manage to move out of their mothers basements and have gfs
werner herzog makes shit like this up in his "documentaries"
theres tons of things people have found out he fabricates to make shit more interesting
Well i'd rather die alone in the mountains than see my country destroyed by Abdul and Mohammad
as it turns out the magnetic poles dont line up perfectly with the geographic poles.
and they switch.
His mandate is poetry
He was probably thinking about how awesome it would be to slide down from the top on his belly
What a legend
absolutely based
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Idris Elba.
t. rapist
fuck that got me good
There was a similar webm where a penguin also went his own way, but was destined to die because it's impossible to go so far and survive, or something like that.
Why did he do it bros
At least it was on his terms.