/bb/ Big Brother OTT

they're made on a different site and other people post it here. just go to big brother network they do a one day written recap that you can knock out in 5-10 minutes

there are literally no official alliances

OTT jamboree was finished before it began

shane and monte are working together, clearly

the sisters, whitney and huefu are scheming

chunky style and jason are being forced together but shit talking each other cause they know they are on the ropes

thats all i got

kryssie giving scott the virginity talk

this

she is talking shit

kino

>has the best social game
>has the best personality
>has the best body

so perfect

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>best social game
>almost went on the block this week

>best body
user...

scott is pretty based

best autist since ian

she convinced the house that shes willing to work with anyone, shane and monte has said that they can work with her and get her into her side.

krispy just sat on the couch with jason

sunday crew get your shit together you're giving up cornbread cam and backyard voice

yeah she has Monte fully misted.

she literally has the best body of the females in the house

the closest thing we've had to another Brit Brit

Jason just said again "we are on tv"

I cannot wait for them to get out

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my t-rex fu

Which is even more impressive considering the fact that she's a lawyer.

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Why didn't production tell them what the deal is with this season? Why didn't any of them read a single thing about OTT when they weren't in the house? We've known it was an online season for a long time now

because this is way funnier

Right? I feel like at this point Production just isn't going to say anything to them. So fucked up

Shelby hates Britney tho

>my T-Rex brings all the fuccbois to the yard

im kinda sad thats its not on tv, this is a great cast

they told them, they know its only for 250k and called OTT

i think they think the designated wednesday "show" is still being shown on the network and not online only

she hasn't passed the bar yet

>Shelby went to ASU
The amount of dicks she had in her is probably uncountable at this point

She may hate her but she's just like her.

Just look at Danielle hating Zakiyah while being Z-lite.

I would never suck my own dick! That would be fuckin' retarded!

she went to pepperdine, she was born in arizona

Danielle is Natalie

she watched like two episodes

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She went to Pepperdine for law school. I'm assuming she got her undergrad at ASU

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I know, but law school graduate was too long just like her feminine penis

ott jamboree is already dead

kripsy made another alliance called jacks and lanterns with jason and neeley

shelby, alex, morgan and whitney is an alliance

>ott jamboree is already dead

not quite. Shelby is still feeding Jason info, and Scott is still trying to save him. Its a very lowkey alliance.

oh ok, fair enough

didnt paul go to pepperdine too?

is pepperdine the new BB recruit grounds?

>im going to be a lawyer
>happy420 lmao

Lawyers are drug fiends. She's also just pretending to be retarded supposedly

some jew there has nudes of chenbot

yep
doing a good job too

people suspect Scott of being something else but not her

>Boogie $20,000,000 in debt and rising
>Moo's period late after spending night with Ian
>Sources say Jeff and Jordan child genetic tests confirm downs syndrome
>Macrae not responding to cancer treatments
>Audrey reversing gender again
>Devin placed on No Fly List after discussing the Bomb Squad on jetliner

Paul went for a month then dropped out because he has rich parents

>she's just like her
GTFO huefu faggot don't you dare say she even near the level of britbrit. Blind motherfucking newfag aint never seen shit. Go jack yo dick and get over yourself.

its going to be hilarious when she beats up a stuffed animal

cant wait

They're both cute entertaining catty bitches, but Shelby is playing a better first time game than Brit Brit so far desu.

scale your shit back

It's super fucking gay that you fags edited shrimpman out of that clip

Brit Brit is old and busted. Shelby is the new hotness.

>she gets put up and booted first

>Krispy is still talking near me

shelby's hatred for Kryssie is palatable

So after Jason gets evicted production will be scrambling to get a buyback going, right?

martin shkreli might be buying 4chinz

youtube.com/watch?v=4VSNfwFV0Ck

>i made a terrible mistake
>all these people are bitches

Wow this person is so talented!

huefu got 5 million miles on that pussy and fts

I think she just hates retarded fat people. She truly is the best

>fts

they're real

youtube.com/watch?v=7qKcJF4fOPs

Incredibly off-topic, but I'd be bretty okay with this. Shrkeli is the fucking man

i wouldn't care if you could roll a bowling ball down her birth canal, i'd still smash it

will this always work?

No self-fellatio was involved, so you're wrong.

>edginess up 40%

holy shit

danielle is being put up, not shelby.

shkreli is a huge faggot my man

good get lost in there

educate yourself

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are you not watching

I want her to beat me up

he thinks moot still owns the site and didn't know how to posts pics

Lets cuck him and run a train on boxxi!

Based Scott and Alex prefer Shelby to Cornfuck

>He got misted by the media's reports of pharmabro

Fucking casuals

Meme master

no, I misinterpreted your initial post

Shkreli pls go you fucking edgelord

Morgan's body drives me a bit crazy senpai

TIGHT

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dani blowing meech out

#dontbebigmeech

TIGHT

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Shame about that hip to waist ratio

>used towels everywhere

Fucking disgusting

alex needs to relax

Blessed by that hip to waist ratio

speaking of other BB houseguests

what is the chatter online, how do they feel about BBOTT so far?

Mysstie > Dan Greasling

they think it's a bunch of RACIST hillbilly TRUMP SUPPORTING southerner scum

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its either nobody cares or its too much for a casual

its pretty much 24 hours of feeds and i have a hard time sleeping because so much game talk is happening and they like to stay up pretty late.

monte is like a dumber paulie

>scott: that will make for great tv

lol

care to be more specific? which former players are saying this?

former HGs watch the feeds

>care to be more specific? which former players are saying this?
my bad I only skimmed your post and thought you meant general online chatter

>their faces when the first comp is see who can hold a book on their head the longest while walking up and down the spiral staircase

Will they ever do a Celebrity Big Brother in the USA?

Who would you want to see on it?

terry crews

I wouldn't watch

boxxi

Yes

This dude right here

scott is really surprised that jason hates shelby

last night
>jason: scott and shelby are snakes

mandy moore

does Monte ever just chill and get to know the other HGs? every time I check the feeds it seems like he's in the HOH room talking nonsense strategy

shelby needs to settle down

monte isnt into shit talking

I'd listen to her pee

hue hue hue

Bro, with that attitude you'll never be a part of the Bomb Squad.

/hue/

Everybody knows that winning the first HOH guarantees that you can run the whole game as long as you evict the right person

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huefu throwing fatty UTB

Was this dude entertaining on CBB? I've never followed any of the UK series'

hue hue hue hue

>Twitter bullying the nerd
*pretends to be shocked*

Absolutely Based

can she get any better?

Dennis Rodman, gary busey, Alison Brie, Chris Hemsworth, kylie jenner, amber rose, lorde, macaulay culkin, charlyne Yi, russell brand, aaron paul, snoop, dj khaled, corey feldman

watch the early ones mang

2012 to now is ass fucking close up chode pov gay

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He's entertaining in everything he does.

C U N T S
U
N
T
S

I thought YASSS QUEEN was a joke about day on here I had no idea people were that stupid actually

How long do we have to look at this shit thread?

It's not even a TV show.

Thanks brotha, any particular recommends?

pretty girl

why would you post that

netflix isnt on tv either you memester

2007 is the best
shit keeps happening and its sd kino

Has she recovered?

>huefu will never scramble your eggs

who made the little tinfoil man?

I can actually picture this cast. They are all washed up enough for it to work

is that a euphemism for jiggling your balls?

Hey friend, have you heard of this new website on the world wide web? It's a forum for contrarian individuals like yourself. Good luck surfing the internet! :^)

Who else?
That's Shrimpman!

who Cred Forums pass here?

She has an AMA in 2 hours

this was a pretty cool stunt to make people aware of/buy passes

well done hiro

I'm Cred Forums pass prime, bitch

no it wasn't reddit

>cant afford the $15 a year

wiggle

I don't see why you guys like her. She's creepily skinny and bony af.

das wassup

>paying 15$ a year to shit post
worse than a goon

I don't like her butt desu. it just seems kind of low? got no perk to it

its reddit not us

>would rather see Cred Forums die than support it

she probably takes really clean shits, cause those ass cheeks are far apart.

>t. jealous overweight women

hmm

so instead of cutting to fish they are switching all 4 cams to the same room when someone talks about production or something they dont want us to see or hear

I'm average sized okay

I just don't like her butt my man or voice or laugh

I think the 24/7 feeds promo was mainly for the comps and events

shelby is bitching on kryssy

what now?

they have always used the 4 cams on the same room thing

Yeah, I've noticed this as well. I honestly would have preferred the fish.

Last night Shrimpman was about to tell a really poignant story about his girlfriend who got pregnant in high school (who he has mentioned he loved several times), and production switched all of the cameras to the sleeping HGs.

>stressing over $15 a year
how are you on a computer?

is this one of the best players in big brother history?

because they are legally not allowed to talk about the people that didn't sign disclosures. any time they do that they switch the cams away

go away goldberg/shelps and merowitz

theyre doing it more often... at times when we would normally get fish

Why is Jason most like going home?

pretty much only at times where it prevents them from getting sued. jason and shrimpman are getting away with talking about way more stuff than the feeds would normally allow. we'd normally get fish for anything about drugs or breaking the law

lewl shrimp tried to make huefu go get him more pizza and she just sat there

No bully here, but the average American woman now weighs more than the average American man did in the 1960s.

I lost 60lbs this year by completely cutting out carbs. Keto really does work. And men like Shelby because men like women who take care of themselves; makes our reptile brains think they will take better subsequent care of our offspring.

I thought that just was to use their names in the stories, not the actual stories themselves?

her crying stunt made her a nonthreat and saved her from the block

truly GOAT strategy

>so my girlfriend that I was dating for 2 years at the time in 2013
yeah not using the name doesn't help we already know who's danielle's baby daddy and she hasn't even talked about him and CBS is obviously going to be on the safe side

I dated a girl with far apart butt cheeks like Shelby once.

She was self-concious that her butthole was showing every time she'd walk around naked, but it was one of my favorite features of hers tbqhwy

I REALLY want to see Shelby naked from behind. Please god

Not sure if I'd call it a stunt or a strategy. Seems to me like she was just being a crybaby and it happened to benefit her

youtu.be/eM8bLkl9yA8

>we already know who's danielle's baby daddy

Not really though. I wasn't there for that convo, but I skimmed it after the fact, and I'm a bit dubious about some of the assumptions that were made

based paulie

when do we vote for cornbread?

Fucking kek.

I can't believe Z is still letting him slam that puss, surely she's aware of all the things he said about her

Voting opens in about 5 1/2 hours according to jokers

She's an adult, she doesn't give a fuck.

dick too bomb

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Jason is handling Monte pretty well.
Monte is making it pretty obvious Jason is the target with his "if you win the veto and stay" talk.

Tonight when the safety ceremony is over.

Shrimpman getting pretty

one part I never mentioned in the thread that helped me believe he's the dad is that he was set to transfer all the way across the country to georgia to play football there in hopes of getting drafted and out of nowhere he switched to transfer to the state or oregon instead. transferring from california to oregon isn't very far and that would've been the year the son was born.

that's a lot of coincidences when you add in the things that were said in the thread

Cornbread getting pretty

when is the ceremony? in how many hours?

cornbread backtracking on shelby

he thinks monte might be warm for her form

MISTED

7pm BBT

america nom voting starts at 8pm BBT

I'm very warm for her form famlam

fucking ameritards

She's in heat

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cornbread making it obvious again

Reminder that Shrimpman is the most perceptive player in the house

youtube.com/watch?v=Gx4ZDHHRc0E

HUESTED

lol his face at the end

>it's a 'the girls make the guys look like drag queens' episode

CORNBREAD FORGIVES SHELBY

MISUNDERSTOOD

>Assuming that's not every episode

Too late i'm voting for that hick as the next nom.

I actually forgot about that, the rest of the convo was so surreal

Although unlike the sibs from BB18 imo they don't look similar enough to each other for anyone to straight-up call them out on being related based on looks, so unless they fuck up badly no one will call them on it

production forced it really early this year. must be because no comps

why is cosmo in the br

How many votes to Jokers polls get? I have a feeling the votes of the ~40 - 50 people who post in /bb/ will be like pissing into an ocean of cat ladies

Although I will obv vote in the America Nom stuff, it's prob a waste of time to go to Jokers

about 1,500-1,800

I never vote on strawpolls or jokers.

CBS IS SCRAMBLING

>y'all realize this is going to be on the episode right
ahahahahaha oh fuck I love this so much

Someone please do a Monte Hitler shoop

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its so sad

Ian shilling

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Shelby butthole or tampon or tit?

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they need to convince him to shave off those sideburns

>Monte: What's a choker?
>Shelby puts one around her neck
>Monte: What's the point of that?
>Shelby: To look slutty

Scott made a 10/10 reference
youtube.com/watch?v=Ypkv0HeUvTc

The fact that chokers are back in style gives the 14 year old in my soul a gigantic boner

GOD I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK

No kidding, it would help a lot.
god bless her

they're idiots because he was obviously right.

haha justin drinking coffee out of a champagne glass

Scottie's sittin' right.

But the real question is would you let him blow his load on your face

everyone wants the vet out da house

Yeah but good luck - he ain't corrupted, man

I want her to whisper in my ears.

I want to store my nuts in her hollow over the winter

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>the older black girl and the drag queen love GoT

D R O P P E D

>whitney asmr doesn't exist

Monte said "at the end of the day"

that'll take all night

mmmm that sound nice also

we are gonna get it soon

ain't gonna happen

>Eatney

monte is a broken record

cam3 rip headphone users

somebody teach him about "type thing" and "it is what it is"

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>whispering and then eating asmr followed by sloppy blowjob

Monte hasn't realized that he should tell Danielle he's putting her up because she can win the comp over Jason rather than putting krispy next to him

just needs some fishnets and a cape and he can be Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Who is this semen demon

he plans to talk to her to let her know that shes a pawn

Narcissa Wright

surely the announcement about the online only season happened before they were sequestered right?

yeah he keeps saying she's a pawn but he hasn't yet realized to play the you're a bigger mental and physical threat than both jason and kryssie so I want you up there to make sure Jason doesn't win. just say he's scared jason might beat krispy and he'd rather have dani try to beat him

nice demon digits faggot

I wish they would fucking go in the yoga room and look at the tips board and have a talk about oh my these were the final 3 when I got sequestered I Corey was still in or some shit

they do know Vic won both battle backs and I think we knew it was online only before that right?

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its been 5 days and they still havnt cleared off the place settings on the big table

krispy was trying to push for a big family style dinner tonight so maybe they will

hey girls did i miss anything good today

you can tell why huefu doesnt have to workout

she has so much nervous energy she walks moves around all the time

cabbage farts

from krispy?

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hue needs to be very careful what she says to sassy

reddit.com/r/BigBrother/comments/55kr81/im_tiffany_rousso_from_bb18_ama/

our girl is never going to make it, shes way too paranoid already

epic meltdown imminent

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>I was devastated when you got evicted and didn't win the Battleback. Like, real life depressed.

Cat ladies are so fucked in the head baka

Alex?

huefu

Lol jesus.

way too bony
look at her elbows

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SMUG AS FUG

I bet you didn't even watch her younows

these guys hopeless
dont waste your time

whoa Monte is a band drummer

shelby is my waifu

he requested his own band as his music when winning HoH

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the drummer is normally the nutjob like shrimpman. monte is a straight edge fag

i wish the kitchen crew would leave so we can hear what these bitches are saying

Okay I'm starting to think these posts are parody at this point.

you new?

this wheat knee asmr ruined by loud motherfuckers

Actually, yeah. But surely women wouldn't be jealous of the fat content of another woman's elbows...

>talking about trucks

seriously the biggest hicks

>Actually, yeah
it shows

you a virgin or something?

lol alex appears on the ground

How so, faggot

I almost bought the same car as Alex this week. thank god I went with the Cherokee instead

Naw but I avoid women like the plague aside from tinder fucks

lurk moar

women like shelby its men who like fat girls that dislike her so much

>when monte tells a story

Oh you mean mentally Ill people

Why is she always making goofy faces?

alex knows these stories

nervous metabolism

she is always moving and fidgeting, it how she stays FIT AS FUCK

I don't think that's an actual thing

jozea new thread

Because we lost Tiffany too soon.

Anxiety, I do the same thing

ok well its just a nervous twitch then, make a new thread

IAN
MAKE A NEW THREAD

IANNNNNNN

>the plastics are gonna wear pink tomorrow

If Shelby gets them to be officially named as the plastics she'd be even more GOAT

Ian get Moo's sloppy ass off your dick and make a bread

>leeley: shes talking to everybody, she has no loyality at all

its called having a social game

moo make a new thread, ian can wait

inb4 3 threads are created and 2 have no spoilers

who?

>WOW THIS CANCER THREAD, MAKE A NONCANCER THREAD.

>NOT SPOILING THE OP PICTURE

>SHIT THREAD

yeah not making one

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shelby

New episode in 18 minutes. Who's /hyped/ here?

do it faggot

I would make one but i don't want to go through all the effort and then get fucking scooped.

NEW

of course a shelbyfag...

i knew that was a bad idea for her to talk to her on the hammock like that