THIS SUMMER

FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU XMEN 1 AND 2

A REMARKABLE MOTION PICTURE FROM A VISIONARY DIRECTOR

ROB SCHNEIDER'S ASS IS A TIME MACHINE AND THE GOVERNMENT WANTS IN

COMES A NEW MOTION PICTURE

ROB SHNIEDER

And they say Cred Forums is absolute shitty garbage

"From the director of the Progressive commercials and 4 live broadcasts of Sunday night football"

THEY SAID Cred Forums WAS GARBAGE

THEY WERE RIGHT

DEAD RIGHT

ALT RIGHT

HE'S ONLY 10 BUT HE'S ALREADY A CYBER WIZARD

FROM THE DIRECTOR THAT BROUGHT YOU SHREK

AND THE WRITER OF LES MISERABLES

JAMES CAMERON PRESENTS

AN ANGELINA JOLIE FILM

CUUUUUUUM

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

A PROJECT SO EXPENSIVE, PARAMOUNT PICTURES WAS DISMISSED IN FAVOR OF DISNEY

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS

TRAYVON MARTIN

DIRECTED BY M NIGHT AMAZON

FEATURING MUSIC FROM

McCully Caulkin

CHINA's #1 MOVIE

ROB SCHNEIDER IS

DAN SCHNEIDER

IN A WORLD OF HATE, HE TAUGHT PEOPLE HOW TO LOVE

YOUNG GIRLS' FEET

RATED R

A FIERY PASSION BETWEEN A CIA AGENT AND A MERCENARY

I'VE ONLY DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE

IN A SIMULATOR

BUT WHAT NOBODY KNEW WAS

TWO THUMBS UP
-ROGER EBERT

I want footfags too leave

HE WAS A VIOLENT PSYCHOPATH WHO HATED WOMEN'S FEET

*record scratch*

>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here...

HE WAS THE CLASS CLOWN...'TILL HE GOT RAPED BY A REAL CLOWN

SEEK THE TRUTH

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS CATCH ONE PIGEON

BUT THIS PIGEON HAD OTHER PLANS

Top kek, someone with a deep trailer announcer voice should vocaroo this shit