WTF I hate Kubrick now

WAS IT YOU YOU SLIMEY LITTLE SHIT

>tfw the fairy fucking godmother said it

Out-fucking-standing.

my biggest goal in life is to go to south east asia and fuck cheap hookers

That's like a $10,000 goal, user.

>insulting niggers while racemixing with asian women

kubrick predicted Cred Forums

probably closer to 5k. i actually want to do it though

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shit taste

>5k
Ehh, I don't know about that. Do you want to go for a few days, or do you want to stay there for weeks living in a state of constant debauchery? 5K is a little low to be quite honest famalam.

xD

>Know what I miss most about Nam?
>All that sweet, sweet yellow leg.
>Give those gook whores a pawful of rice and you could hump their leg to your heart's content.
>Most of them didn't even care if you stuck your nose up their asshole.
>If you wanted to go for round 2 but you were out of rice, you could just threaten to murder the whore's child and they would shut the fuck up real quick.
>After one of them gave me the clap I called in an airstrike on her village just for the hell of it.

"Hitler was right about almost everything"

How could anyone possibly hate this man?

Can we please get a piece of shit Dreamworks movie about this Dog and his life in Nam? I would pay to watch this, any ideas for the V.O?

This is my long-term goal, get together a big bankroll, go out to Thailand, and become intimate with the people and their culture.

Hopefully not get sliced up by the polo shirt guy from Only God Forgives.

1.5k for tickets
100 per day for a decent hotel, alcohol, restaraunts
then 50 per girl and 2-3 girls per day

thats under 5k for 2 weeks

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>YOU GOD DAMN COMMUNIST HEATHEN!

I've thought about it, too. Do they really let you fuck them for cheap? I don't want stds but it seems like a fun thing to try at least once in your life.

literally nothing happens

no character development

hardly any excitement

its shit

50 american seems like a lot to pay for thai pussy
I'm not an expert on street meat but 50 sounds like big city nice white girl prices

prices start at around 25-35 usd. cambodia is even cheaper

THE HERO OF CANTON THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE

What it in full like a real man. You remember me my stupid girlfriend.

50 would be for the expensive places, that list is actually overpriced by at least 20%

Only retards pay. Go to a rural village and find a malnourished girl and tell her you'll feed her like a queen for a few weeks for her "Company"

Once you've made it clear you have money, pretend like you want to pursue a relationship with her and treat her like a a fucktoy until you decide to go back to your own country (Don't tell her when you leave obviously)

it was a simpler time

i watched that last night
part 2 > part 1
pt 1 is still good and more memorable though
the thing that really fucking bothers me is that no one mentions the gomer pyle incident at the end of the first part for the rest of the movie. what the fuck. this makes no sense

>watching films for entertainment

this is like you're actually seeking to exploit someone and seeking a girlfriend experience why would i want to pretend im in a relationship with some villager who doesnt speak english. i like to fuck hookers because of the variety and independence, the ability to get rid of her as soon as i want, hookers are trained to be fun and interesting for short periods.

>this is like you're actually seeking to exploit someone

Wait that's not your favorite part?

never tried it. i like the idea of getting a local for a few days but it's obviously mutually beneficial

>mutually beneficial
BUt that;s where you're wrong.

First you get the physical satisfaction. You get a bangmaid for weeks, she grows happier and more attached as you spend money and pretend to like her.

Then comes the emotional satisfaction where you abruptly leave without a word, depriving her of her food ticket and her green card. The feeling you'd get when you realize that you just used a woman for sex while was going to try to use you for money (but failed), would be euphoric.

sorry you're a fucking retard

Nice argument doo doo head

nah breh, you sound like a weirdo

confirmed for not being a Mouseketeer

What sort of plebs believe this

if anything the second half of the movie has some of the most memorable scenes and quotes in cinematic history

>born to kill
>me so horny
>surfin bird
>animal mother

Dennis?

great movie. im black. i dont give a fuck about people saying nigger. its annoying at its worst. not a problem. great movie.

thanks nigger

Me so horny isn't the second half

i think more white liberals get more upset over this shit than black people. that's been my experience.

you are literally retarded

it happens in nam so it is in the second half

>First half: boot camp, ends with the shooting in the bathroom
>Second half: the rest of the movie

I don't mind the second half but to me it always felt a weird part to stop.
When I found out Kubrick only adapted the first two acts in the three act book everything made so much sense.

I am so sorry for what my people have done to you.... *bows down to*

what's the third act about?

kinda funny how this is one of the points of the entire movie: boot camp is all fun and games but when you get on the field, everything is serious

Joker taking the alpha position from Animal Mother.
It's structured like Call of the Wild.
>initial transition from old life
>acclimation to the "wild"
>taking over the pack

Is this the ultimate destiny of the White Man?

Just banging cheap gook whores all day while bitching about niggers?

Is that really all that's left?

Huh i wonder why Kubrick dropped it.

but i'm banging a gook for free and complaining about blacks

you guys should watch In the Company of Men

suck my ass

good. i need someone fighting my battle for me.

i should be thanking you for getting me out of africa. if not for you scumbags id be a starving 4 year old with no arms and flies on his face.

>Enter a thread on Cred Forums a direction-less fool
>Leave it with the goal of going to Thailand mostly for pussy

God bless us every one.

Make sure to go full Archer and bang a few ladyboys too

No, there's also drugs and alcohol.

efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html

bitch was fine 2bh

wtf now i like dickgirls

srsly though ive never fapped to traps but id consider a ladyboy if i went to thailand

yes yes you sweep the streets that you used to own and seas would rise when you gave the word

thank you, Chris Martin

>I'm black so my opinion on race stuff is important to interject. I also feel that I must conform to the norms of this site so as to distance myself from the other scary bad black people. Am I cool yet for agreeing with you, Cred Forums?

You're a big faggot go be gay somewhere else

The backgrounds and setting in this movie is so underrated .

I can never get through the second half of this movie without getting bored and switching the channel. It's so clearly inferior to the first half.

I remember Animal Mother being way more swole

I've never understood the "the second half of Full Metal Jacket sucks" meme.

>ywn rape and pillage with your fellow bros

oh because your comment isnt begging for attention?

>watch me call out this guy so everyone sees how based i am

youre a fuckin dickhead and not much better.

>fun and games
Yeah, like being humilliated in front of the whole troop until the point to comite suicide

>Argument is literally just 'no u'

lmao nice butthurt, reddit.

It's taken out of context, he meant all niggers should be hanged.

>All fucking niggers must fucking hang

Banter between friends. 50 years ago.

What happened?

What does it matter to you? You've never had friends anyhow.

and you not no u

but keep being shithead and trying to claim that high ground tho. you look super cool.

I wonder how Animal Mother got his nickname

>Get called out on being a faggot
>Desperately scramble to defend self because your ego is so hurt
>All defensive because someone called you gay on an imageboard

Seek therapy dude. You've got real self esteem issues.

>Do thing while accusing another of doing thing
>Get called out for also doing thing
>That simple fact-based argument apparently doesn't count because it's unoriginal

I bet you're convinced you've managed to go the past 20-something years without once acting like an asshole or being wrong about anything.

God help you if it's 30-something.

In the book he's the animalistic defense of the platoon, like an Animal's Mother.

why did they add this scene in the bd release? youtube.com/watch?v=DBciqFwCToY

>gotta look cool online maybe ill call someone out
>he responded, oh shit he must be insecure
>if dont keep talking shit to people no one will no how superior i am

cuz youre not still trying to be a smug dickhead? no dude youre right im the problem.

>What happened?
Cell phone cameras.

Everyone's living in 1984, perpetually afraid of who's watching, so they behave differently.

Libfags happened

I didn't even make it halfway. I mean, Jesus Christ, really? And some call this one of Kubrick's best.

I'm sure you didn't mean to actually hurt my feelings, but you did. I'm not telling you because I want you to feel bad about it, I'm telling you so you can be more careful about what you say to people next time.

is anyone else competely baffled when people criticize the creators when a character does something shitty in a work of fiction? Like people ACTUALLY believe that just because you included violence or rape or racism or something like that in your art, then that mean something you support those things

I fucking hate that.

>hitler was right about basically everything
what did he mean by this?

they're right though

censorship works

oh fuck, how can anyone be that retarded. some guy could have given him HIV and he feels sad that he's being deported.

You thougth there were no racist soldiers in vietnam, or what?

>I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
what did he mean by this?

ALRIGHT "/TEE-VEE/" LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE

It probably has something to do with the duality of man.

>The what?

The duality of man. The Jungian thing.

Did you even watch the movie, user?

Literally the lowest level pleb filter and you failed.

Back to the capeshit threads with you.

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wtf i hate napalm now
youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY

i love the smell of napalm in the morning

You can live pretty well off for $300 a month. If you have a few properties in the US getting rent and a good management company you can bask in Thai pussy for the rest of your days.

Teach me your ways, Master!