/bb/ Big Brother OTT

bricks nuds nufakka

krispy needs to go

learn to make a competent thread family. it's not hard.

any good shots of her pits?

STOP BURPING YOU FAT PIG

gots to

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>pointy bony elbows
>stick arms
Is this honestly attractive?

leeley wants to evict shelby and morgan

Let me check, I think I got some

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krispy wants to make another ''fake'' alliance with shelby and leeley

Unlike Bridgebro i don't have the work ethic to provide constant Morgan caps. Sorry bros.

yes

perfect

thanks bro

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ELBOW GAME ON POINT 10/10 would eat her semen

so smooth

I wonder if she lasers

Would you chew on her elbows?

Waxes

Just tuned in bros, what the fuck happened to Scott

man everyone loves scott

it's her personality that then spills over into her looks and makes you boner whenever you see her

like there have been girls hotter than BritBrit but none compete with the whole package

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guys had makeup fun with the girls, even jason

monte putting up danielle with jason
shane approves the decision

She shits cookies. Dudes fall in love her daily.

I got a ton of the bridge ones anyway

so shane is playing the paulie game?

ur welcome fellow bridgebros

That sexual tension

youtube.com/watch?v=YzTVRCZakbM

Morgan said she'd show him her balloon knot if he got his makeup game on point

looks like it

also jason went up again to monte and try his best to convince him to let him stay.

cornbread is becoming unhinged

i feel so bad for them not getting the real BB experience. they want to do some real comps so bad

PRODUCTION SCRAMBLING

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>talking about edits as if there will be real episodes

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shelby put on thigh highs

ALERT

>neeley is on her period

Thanks for the compliment senpai!
Have a Morgan cap.

reminder that monte wants to get in a showmance with shelby as strategy

>shes single, im single

also shelby wants to do the same

>ITT ay-nons still posting bb18 pictures because they can't let go of the past

PANIC

And another

bitch we're 5 days into this one we don't have enough good caps to post

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she looks skinnier in clothes

Shelby is cute

>tfw no Victor-Shelby "spooky laugh" showmance

correction

gorgeous

the girls would be all over vic this season

>Scott/Alex will end up being the house pariahs ala Frank and Bridgette

Please let this happen for some good caps

you're confusing them. morgan always looks skinny because she is

She's like 60, how is she still having her period?

Shelby has the best faces

holy fuck they literally have no idea
>if you see the comps on the live feeds you wont want to watch the show and they dont want that

scott confirmed they know theres no show

you dont know what skinny means apparently

yeah he was talking about past seasons but he just said theres no shows this year and shelby and alex nodded in agreement

>19 Posters

This season really weeded out the showfags desu

I didn't come here for these feels, but here we are

thanks senpai

it is truly the greatest gift they've given us. we can only hope some of them start talking about getting famous after this

shrimpman already asked Jason how famous he got after his season

ah ok i came in late
thats good then

alex didnt like bridgette at first but she won her over

BASED

convert them to .jpg you doublenigger

What'd he say, exactly? I got up to grab a beer and missed it

>scott: paul was a jerk to bridgette

i was at church with my fiance and then watching football all day with our family's. Sunday is my busiest day

scroll over these for poor mans gif

so is Alex confirmed best sister?

>we

he was talking about feeds from previous seasons then he said something like

its obviously not like that this year because there is no show, its all live feeds

100% reddit/cat lady opinion

I just got home, first time I've turned on the feeds today. What the fuck?

Yeah it's been topping out at 40. Comfy aside from the cum poster samefagging a budding relationship with ximself, but that's easy enough to ignore

Morgan >>>>>>>>>>>> Alex

if only there was a thread for you to read

i didnt mean alex is based i meant OUR GIRL bridgette is based because she won her over just like everyone else

morgan is superior sisterfu

>alex: i didnt like bridgette at all, half way through the season i did. in the beginning i hated bronte bridgette and natalie, now nat is my girl

>not liking bridgette from the start

i bet she called her fake bitch and a meninist like the rest of the catladies

I already read, I saw no explanation.

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when is she taking his v card?

Oh. Well, it seems like at least some of them must not be privy to that yet. So i'll keep hoping for someone's hopes to be crushed

>alex is a natfag

It was a rhetorical question anyway.

why cant shelby's skirt be just a little be shorter

Vote for the best HG's. Respond to me with a fitting image for the week if you have one.

PollEv.com/ranking_polls/V3LnKl14ljjgtt2/web

Did anyone save all the polls I made for s18? just curious

youtu.be/WFlaZaLbpU4

Who's the QT on the left??

there is an explanation. you did not read.

>Scott still thinks there's going to be a have not comp

im pretty sure they told them there is a show on wednesday which there is but its still online only

i mean alex and shelby didnt say anything like they were shocked the show isnt on or anything. they all signed a contract and know the details. maybe some of them are just dumb or confused

Would you guys suck your own dick?

absolutely

I wouldn't cum in my own mouth tho

3 hotties on the hammock with Scott

max jealously
I want to be on a hammock with him

I really like Scott and I think he's secretly /bb/

no

>tfw cameraman hardly shows us

he clearly isn't

Dude, I don't care. It was rhetorical. I'm not asking for an answer.

OK so let's say you're in Jasons position, what would you do?

i think they are just designer tights, jason was wrong but her skirt is too long to tell

then why do you keep responding if you NEVER CARED Paul? seems like you're trying to make us think youre super cool and easy going

Naw man, that would be fuckin retarded

I disagree. It's very subtle but he's giving all the "safe" and PC answers to bond with the girls.

Was very evident after seeing his face when Julie revealed America was voting the winner.

I would have done the same

give monte a blow job to keep me safe

Flirt with monte

pretty much, we were sold when she waffle coned and was pillow fighting with hames

create the bomb squad. think about it, everyone now wants an early big alliance to get them through the first 4-5 evictions so create it once you're on the block

me

Haven't watched all day, anything good go down I should know about?

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>camera on morgans back
>camera slowly but surely going down
>shows the top of her yoga pants
>mfw
>keeps lowering
>cornbread comes in to frame
>camera zooms up to cornbread

EVICT HIM

Break out the butthole bleach

you bridgetfags need to move on

>"my Cred Forums... nels i have"
SCOTT SLIPPING

Hahya Ayeeeenaaauuuuun
>what do?

shelby confirming again they know they arent on tv

they are hoping for a tv commercial

scott remembers seeing OTT commercials while watching bb18

No, I'm try to say I wasn't asking for an answer. I never said "I need to know what's going on, everyone update me." I was commenting on what was going on. Do you not know what rhetorical means? Or are you just desperate to pick a fight with someone?

alex celebrity crush is that generic boring main character in tron legacy.

whats with her shit taste

/ourguy/ FUCKING CONFIRMED

that's a lot of words for not caring paul

He legit said my Cred Forums-nels
our guy confirmed

Jason's best out is really pushing the America's choice thing. Soon Monte is about to find out that America picks a nominee every week so when he finds that out Jason needs to convince him that he will be put up by America every week if he gets america's choice Jason evicted week 1. Danielle could get rekt if Jason plays this right

HAPPENING

SCOTT WAS CUTFAG

getting closer and closer

HOLY SHIT

why is he moving off the hammock?

cornbread making it obvious once again that hes spying

i'm still here

He's afraid to touch girls

its a new kind of hover

Same reason he hangs off the edge of the bed at night

He knows a bb succubus is going to ruin his chances of becoming a wizard

He's trying to remain pure.

>Scott: Yea i don't have cable so i just watch Netflix and the four channels I have
>four channels

Is it a message to us or are we taking it too far?

>(((JUSTIN. STOP THAT)))

What did Shrimpman do this time?

Wait did this actually happen?

Kept trying to open the front door

she looks seriously retarded

huefu is into sauce

I was saying I don't care enough to go back and read the last thread to find an answer. Is "Paul" really the best insult you can come up with?

>Scott: The whole season (16) was boring.
OUR GUY

it has to be us

i heard it too

Gotta love a girl who isn't afraid to look dumb

>I watch Netflix and...my 4 channels I have
Between 5:33 and 5:34 PST.

kek, Shrimpman just opened the emergency exit.

Very few things could distract me from this Scott happening, but that worked

lol sisters creating hand signals

JUSTINS TEARING DOWN THE HOUSE

maybe?

how does the safety ceremony work?

>Justin was trying to let Devin in

shrimpman found devin

das wassup

SHRIMPMAN WENT OUT FOR SOME PUSSAY, SECURITY IS SCRAMBLING

If anyone could get a vid cap of that I'd nut

jason to monte: well if theres anything i can do for you, anything, you let me know

"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

CBS IS SCRAMBLING

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Why do black people feel like they have to blindly follow every black player, no matter how shitty they are? I don't automatically become a fan of every Asian player and they don't have too many of them.

darkest timeline incoming

>jason wins POV
>shelby goes up as replacement after annoying the fuck out of everyone
>shelby evicted

please be a girl

>shelby goes up as replacement after annoying the fuck out of everyone

never gonna happen. even cornshit likes her now

its gonna be krispy

>whitney eating off the table
disgusting

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Did anyone else just see the camera switch to alex's ass for a fraction of a second and then to a better angle of her from the front?

CAMERAMAN CAUGHT SLIPPIN

Hey Bridgette ;)

She is special

SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE

SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE

>danielle auditioned for season 16
imagine a season with both amber and danielle

thats a big cucumber for hue

these girls are kind of bitches

SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE

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why? they are just strategizing

the only person they have talked shit on is krissy, same as everyone here

face it -- Scott doesn't have a clue

alex doesnt trust neeley
morgan doesnt trust justin

RACISTS

Who is Justin

shelby wants to target krispy

and wants danielle to be in a fake alliance with the rest of the girls

cornbread got an assault and battery at 13, his first

More deets on Danielle's baby daddy, she's making it too easy to narrow this down

now alex is rejoicing in dani going up

#RACISTS

>Shrimpman: LET'S GOOOOOOO

the girls are not falling for the fake cry from krispy

this alliance wont last, they are already not trusting shelby

>blacks getting voted out of the country will happen in your lifetime

Justin = Shrimpman

Her baby daddy wears #20 for the Chiefs and literally just made a tackle

>Morgan: I don't want to be the house sloot

alex blowing morgan THE FUCK OUT

house sloot

kek

maybe he'll go postal on BB

Shrimpman = Shrampman = Shrumpman = Can't stump the Shrump

if monte doesnt nominate shelby, she will win the trust of the girls

morgan freaking out over shrimpman suspicious of them being sisters

I just went and watched the 4 channels thing and you guys overreacted. I was hyped

alex pushing away shelby and making sure that the group doesnt fully trust shelby

alliance with shelby, but not fully trusted with her

SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE

Monte fills out his jeans in all the right places
:)

damn those yoga pants on morgan

The girls alliance is so much better than the dudes alliance.

Scott's chain smoking

I want Shelby's nipples

For what purpose?

Its Jason's strategy he's the only one with ciggs addiction is no joke

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check out the Ubangi earrings on Neeley

god cornbread is such a shitty alliance member

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me

true that. scott and shane are the only members worth a damn, and shane doesn't strike me as being better than anyone in the girls alliance.

says every girl in the start of every season. wait for catty

youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8

I can't stand seeing scott smoke. he smokes like a fucking pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

alex is the one who is gonna ruin it

Pinching softly and cupping her breasts with my hands and kissing her nipples softly while I flick her clit with my tongue

scott always picks the young hot girl to win

he would have picked huefu this season

You must have a long tongue

shelby is such a semen demon

there's no way I'd be able to go 60+ days without busting a nut in that house

they are thigh highs

hopefully she puts them on later with those tiny shorts

fuuuckkkk

danielle and shelby are the paranoid ones so far

noms in 15 minutes?

god i love these comfy scott and jason talks about big brother

I'd fuck me hard

Girls ride my tongue thinking its my dick then I pull out my dock and ram it up their ass and thats that

im not gay but damn the things i'd do to makeup scott

jason talking about the paqs bros

neeley looks 45 why would she ever lie about being younger

Because older women lie about their age. Everyone in the house knows she's lying but nobody cares because it's just what women do

She's black they dont have reason or logic

Shelby's taste in music doe

shelby doesnt like modern kanye songs

I'd think she was lying about being 33
much less late 20s.

Why do u think cops shoot African Americans? They are pathological liars and dangerous

yea it is just like krispy kreme saying she is skinny, works out and watches her diet

hair buns look bad enough on women but they're absolutely hideous on men

yeah but 28? you know her thought process was that if she said 29 everyone would know she's lying so she went with 28 to try to trick them

Uncool, bros

Did she seriously fucking say she's 28 years old? No way

Krispy is /plg/

So what do you eat before you cover women in semen if BBQ is unacceptable?

yes

yep yep

I'm shocked they haven't made fun of her behind her back for it

Always eat after sex, never before

you really need to stop

You really need to grow up and realize that giving a female semen is me showing I care about her, even if its just in a small way for 20minutes and then never again

Is semenfag the new Devitt?

"I like to put a woman on a pedestal just high enough so I can see up her dress." -- Steve Martin

yeah might as well start reporting it unfortunately

SAFETY

You're the worst person in this thread. congrats.

alex and morgan agree they need to try and look different

>go sit right next to each other in the kitchen

bravo

If you are triggered by semenfag you need to gb2r

why hasnt scott washed his face yet?

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they spend 0 time next to each other it's smart they're finally doing it rather than avoiding it

is our girl going to be safe?

>triggered

Gb2Tumblr

cornbread said he'll bareback him later tonight if he keeps the makeup on

danielle is gonna lose her shit

this gonna be good

what are you talking about, they do it all the time

justin literally called them out last night when they were sitting next to each other on the bed

he wanted to have it on for the ceremony since they think it's making an episode

He's waiting to be called to the DR.

so who is our leader nominating? is huefu safe?

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why should he? he looks FABULOUS!

Look at this guy filled with hate all because I talk about my sperm on women. What a sad life.

But user...that is his real face.

tune in now to find out!

jason and daniele, huefu is safe

Why do the top qt's have the best fashion sense?

lol montes mic is muted again

why are they doing that?

Nah, I just find your memes too stale.

sperg cam with kitchen audio is the best

wait did they tell danielle?

why is she sitting along in yoga?

he's talking to production

these safety meetings are surprisingly comfy

jesus christ, jason is smoking like he's about to be executed

I like to see the reactions when people see they are safe. Should be fun later in the season when there's legit tension behind it.

her scarf was cute

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i really like these safety ceremonies

its fun, especially later down the road when you're more invested in what is actually going on and who will be safe

kryssie thinks shes getting put up

to those who dont know

jason and dominos are the nominees

shelby and krispy are safe

What day was Bridgette's surgery on Mr. Jenks? I want to capture this moment.

reeeeeeeeeeeee

if jason wins veto im assuming krispy goes up?

wonder if they will show any of what he is saying on the wed "show"

yes.

why is she called dominos

this one is moving fast

I want to know what the fuck Monte is saying, he's talking a lot

is that Shane in bed with Neeley?

not sure but is save this from here on aug. 1st

i forgot danielles name

She's not

What the fuck is Scott doing?

im sure krispy and leeley is gonna be pissed that shelby is safe

No, he's in bed with Danielle

lol huefu is going to be in the watercloset when she gets safety

KRISPY IS SAFE

Why is only one cam working on russianniggerparty?

shelby water closet cam when

new thread

huefu is SAFE

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because they're cheap as fuck money whores is why

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jason :(

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This ceremony is super awkward

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so awkward the moment danielle realizes shes on the block without there being an actual 'ceremony'

lol dani's face

ian make a new thread

In 5 days, she's brought me to climax more than all the BB18 girls combined

THIS IS AWKWARD AS FUCK

SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE

Right? dz is an asshole, i'm not giving that hick my dollarydoos.

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>tfw Shelby is safe

aww shes crying and hue is hueing

people are gonna be pissed at that

she's crying now

damn this is rough

If i wanted to spend money on live feeds i'd buy the CBS ones

new

who is this, I was just scrolling by and saw her pic, she's hot as hell

its legit wore than the regular nom process

i love it.

I already did and immediately regretted it. You're right, dude seems like a huge cunt and the feeds don't work half the fucking time.

> you will never be this cute

Exactly! these mods power trippn