SOMEBODY

SOMEBODY

HELP

ONCE TOLD ME

pls just stop

>tfw you put on the mask
>you're just the passenger

No friends on planes

SHIT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

SAAAAAVE

CHICK CHICKY BOOM

>his girlfriend calls to confront him about giving her STDs
>his only response
>SSSMOKIN
>she kills herself the next day

YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR IT'S NOT CONFIDENTIAL I GOT POTENTIAL RUSHIGN AND RUSHIGNA ROARRURAHNDND !!!!


Why did the Killers suck after these songs?

WITH YOUR CHERRY LIPS AND GOLDEN CURLS

[Spoiler]ONE STINKY DINKY

I can't believe this is a fucking movie. the comic was about a cuck going insane and killing people until the police and a giant mob hitman killed him

It's the third best Jim Carrey film after Dumb & Dumber and Ace Ventura.

>implying carrey's courtroom antics aren't better than all of this

Jim "you don't need morning after pills because after I stick my dick in you won't" Carrey

TOLD ME, YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND, WHO LOOKED LIKED A BOYFRIEND, THAT I MET IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR

RUUUMBA PETE

I meant girlfriend, fuck

Fuck off reddit

Ive never posted on reddit in my life and i have been on this website for 7 years, so fuck yourself

NOT JUST ANYBODY

Nobody cared who Stanley Ipkiss was until he put on the mask

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
are you retarded?

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STOP ME

The nineties had a lot of adaptations of weird niche comics

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Why does he wear the mask?