Who will she marry now lads?

Who's Brad going to fuck next is the real question.

I'm going to say Margot Robbie, Scarlet Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence if he wants to really be scummy.

me

Perfect choice considering all the kids

Isn't he married to a roach?

Idris Elba

Will smith already got Margot
Why would he want seconds
Scarjo is too old in his eyes
So probably jlaw cause she's the youngest

>Implying he won't ceclude himself on a bunker and self destruct fucking Charlies Sheen while streaming it online reaching absolute madman status and solidifying his legend.

It's the only logical way.

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I'm going with Emma Watson

nobody.

no titties, dirty oriental kids.

brad lucky he got out

a hot guy

Most likely

My first thought when the news broke.

No one. She'll die alone, boobless, and dried up with kids she didn't sire.

me

One of her adopted kids.

considering what she did with her blood brother..

Didn't he just knock up Marion Cotillard?

Or are you implying he goes for a "sowing wild oats" kind of deal?

you mean ayda field? I doubt robbie is much of a loyal husband anyway (just look at his past history).

And what would that be?

full like lip lock embrace kiss

the type you give someone you fuck not your sibling

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Hey, Woody Allen did it.

Time for Angelina to even the odds.

#Equality

Underrated post

>post yfw Taylor Swift starts dating Brad Pitt

Lena Dunham.

I'm more curious about Brad Pitt and Jennifer aniston, do you think they are going to together again?

She married Theroux.

Brad already JUSTed that possibility.

Mark Ruffalo

bitch was always trashy not that shes old that trashiness is more notable

The rumor is, seriously, that he's fucking Meryl Streep.

Aniston is supposed to be gay as fuck anyway. IIRC its an open secret that she ate Courtney Cox's pussy.

I've never heard that one, i did hear that she is clingy as fuck and loves anal so much that she ruined her babymaker doing ass to vag.

I think a lot of celebs do anal to avoid getting pregnant.

No-one. It took her 12 years to marry Brad.

Besides, she's menopausal now so she probably has little to no sex drive. She'll spend the rest of her life looking after her multi-colored kids, may even adopt a few more. Then she'll be a full time granny.

She won't remarry because its a 89% chance it will give her cancer

Her brother

wow she looks young there

>Will smith already got Margot
No, she's been in a relationship since before Focus.

Probably not a fucking white male to make a statement.

Shes probably already got cancer.

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Yeah like that matters to a hollywood actress, she probably anal'd her way into every movie she's been in.

this

Ayntologists only marry other Ayntologists

Amber

billy bob thornton

Either get a token lesbian with no sex drive because its just for show, or a closet homo where they have an arrangement.

Either way, my guess is that Jolie is a completely sexless harpy, so anyone she doesnt have to open her legs for but looks good in a tux for awards nights.

That would be a toxic as fuck relationship. Which means it will happen.

Probably some rich Jewish Hollywood executive type.
Overweight with a scraggly beard and glasses. In late 50's early 60's.

idris elba

Michael Cera

It honestly makes me sick to my stomach watching you guys make fun of her for getting her breasts removed. She was at a very high risk of getting breast cancer due to a gene so she decided to remove because she didn't want to get cancer. She didn't have another option.

Make fun of people for being fat, trashy, or losers, but don't poke fun of something someone has no control over, especially cancer.

me

>Make fun of people for being fat, trashy, or losers, but don't poke fun of something someone has no control over, especially cancer.

I dont make fun of her for it, but i think a lot of the reason people do is because she didnt actually have cancer, she just had a high risk of getting it.

Louis CK

Even if she did wait to get cancer she still would've had them removed.

Indeed, but i think some people think it was stupid to do it pre-emptively.

>tfw you realize tumblr are right and people only make fun of her for that because they only view her as a sex object and not a real person with health problems

There's a video on YT about Angelina Jolie and some illuminate conspiracy shit with over 2 million views, and scrolling through the preview images it looked too fucking scary for me to watch at this hour (obviously it's fiction,, but there was some creepy shit). Anyone know if it's worth a watch?

post the link faggot

She built her whole career on being a sex object.

She is probably going to go senile now. She has a UN of kids to look after. It's going to make her crazier.

Literally the second video if you type "Angelina Jolie."

youtube.com/watch?v=vkXS946P4sQ

I-I'm scared user.

you mean her father and agent did

So she was supposed to wait and get cancer?

She is going to marry Bill Clinton soon, Hillary is almost dead

I think some people think so. I dont.

>I might break a leg, so I'm gonna get one over on nature and cut both my legs off!!!

>ywn make out with your hot sister in public

JDIMSA

>tfw she actually adopted her first chink with billybob

That kid must be so fucked up

>tfw Angelina jolie never adopted you and breast fed you to sleep every night
ITS JUST NOT FAIR DAMNIT

she'll graduate from actors and marry some ultra-powerful guy

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People since the dawn of men, want genuine breast milk.

You can't have milk play without real breasts.

She inherited the gene that gave her mother terminal breast cancer.

If I was her, I think I'd prefer to go to my grave in 50 yrs time with a few bits missing, rather than in 5 yrs time with a body full of cancer.

Also, she probably had the best breast re-construction surgery than money can buy anyway.

that's too bad. she still looks alright

You guys are aware she was planning on marrying some japanese woman way before this whole brad thing started right?

Joss Whedon

Newspaper said "ANGELINA IS DYING. HER FUNERAL ALREADY PLANNED OUT" in big bold letters the other day. I'm not paying $5 for a tabloid paper just to find out what it was about. What were they trying to spin?

fuck off cunt. No one forced her to act like a filthy whore the last 20 years. She wasn't forced in to all those roles where her body was the main character.

You don't know that.

Satanic black magic, sick shit.

Do you have anything to suggest otherwise?

FUCKING QUEERS

stop blaming other people. take responsibility in life you fucking cunt. life isn't this fucking poorly-written story where certain groups are always the victims.

most people in the west have fucked up situations because they're lazy, stupid fucks.

Batfleck

Ted Hughes?

Is will wheaton still married?
he'd probably even adopt her kids.

not to mention have best knockers her age can buy, it was literally a win win

she gets to cloak her reconstruction over health concerns, honest about why she did it, truthful or not. Most celebs aren't honest unless it is painfully obvious work

>Brad Pitt has to pay child support for a dozen Africans kids, or his wife's sons
>The bigger they are, they harder they're cucked

If that youtube video is anything to go by, He-Man

my name is Clarence

HER DAD
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Who the fuck would want anything to do with this old boot?

she's gonna go lesbo for progressive points.

>removed biological tits
>removed biological vagina
>looks like AIDS Skrillex
>adopted an entire zoo of the worst racemixed asian nigglets
>batshit insane

>Will smith already got Margot
kek, you fucking wish.
Jared Leto dicked her so hard during the entire shooting of suicide squad that her mom freaked.

How did Brad get with a woman so fucking insane AND end up being the person divorced?

Is Angelina Jolie a poisonous succubus or something?