You have time to watch superheroe movies but you don't know how to play chess?

>you have time to watch superheroe movies but you don't know how to play chess?
>*giggles*

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I know how to play stripchess, wanna try?

those shoes are really cute desu

I know all about chess:

1. Castle move like this.
2. The King stay the King. Everybody stay who he is, except the pawns if they make it to end of the board, then he get to be Queen.
3. The Queen aint no bitch. She's got all the moves.
4. The pawns get capped quick.

I know all the rules but I'm pretty bad, maybe you can come to my place and teach me how to play better?
*genuine smile*

you devious bastard

take a seat

I don't even want to have actual sex with someone that young, I would most likely just kiss and finger her a bit. Not even finger, just rub her little clit while licking her neck and making out with her.

That would do it for me, maybe 69. But no penetration under any circumstances. I'm not even kidding, I would not fuck.

and in all seriuosness, this is the normal, hardwired human male behaviour.

what wouldn't make any sense is females waking up a certain day to find they have all of a sudden become both atractive and fuckable.

Actually I do.

1. E4

Your move

I kind feel this way too, wouldn't want penetration mostly because it would hurt, just play around with her curiosity and stuff.

1... c6

give her 4 more years imo

2. C4

2... d5

>caro-kann

lmao get the fuck outta here

e5 or bust

what piece is she sitting on?

my caro-kann is great, if you're so interested in optimal moves you should be arguing for Sicilian

Pff, nothing personell... kid
3. Exd5

they definitely knew what they were doing

Thefuck?

Is these a parte of a set?

3... cxd5

Using new material, scriptfag?

I brought you something

oh is that so

how do you follow up, I can't play black for the life of me versus king's pawn openings

Who are THEY?

4. Cxd5

the feds that made this bait thread

What's this from?

4... Nf6

Caro-Kann is literally the "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing so I play Caro-Kann"-opening. It's almost impossible to fuck up. In german we even have a saying that goes "Wer nichts kann spielt Caro-Kann"
Which translates to something like "Someone who's not good at anything play Caro-Kann"

5. Nc3

5... Nxd5

achthunderttausend

MOAR

6. Nxd5

I would just like to take off her shoes and socks and kiss, lick and play with her cute tiny feet, she wouldn't even be aware of my massive erection.

6... Qxd5

>"Someone who's not good at anything play Caro-Kann"

looks like I'm playing caro-kann

>playing such an open game

you guys are fucking losers

7. Nf3

Fuck, I don't have time for this, just go here and we'll play the same moves up to this point:

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clearly a knight. but what's the deal with those hands? didn't her mom taught her not touching herself there?

wgats the matter you pleb you dont have the mental process to remember the moves?

Come on, its the CURRENT YEAR! there's nothing wrong with a little girl feeling good if she wants to.

You sexist, a little girl CAN touch warever she want.

>bishop (phallic shape) in the background
>hands create on opening right on her cunny
what did they mean by this?

You sick bastards. Reported

You guys are fucking disgusting

REDDIT CALLING FROM A FARAWAY BOARD

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After 10-15 moves of blind chess the board always starts to get fuzzy for me. gg lad.

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kill, marry, keep as sex slave in basement for me and my qt wife to use

I'm not sick, I'm feeling just fine, thanks for the concern though.

post more autie

fuck, cuddle, marry :3

>day 8 no fap
>see this

I know how to play chess, just not very well.

Me on the right

wow so many pedos itt

how can anime compete with this?

weebs on suicide watch

What a qt :3

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