Character goes to bed

>character goes to bed
>doesn't struggle all night with an itchy anus

>character takes a shit
>only wipes once or twice
>doesn't wipe the realistic 15 times to get rid of all the splattered shit in his crack

>doesn't spit on the tissue paper then wipe his ass with it like a makeshift baby wipe

Use a wet wipe, you dirty diaper rash motherfucker.
Get a proper diet, friendo.

name 81 movies that do this

>Character is able to sleep.

>there's a female character pooping scene

>not properly cleaning your anus after shitting

>being a messy shitter

>being too poor to afford real baby wipes

>tfw you have the perfect shit and you go to wipe but nothing's there so you wipe two more times extremely thoroughly because you can't actually believe that your disgusting anus produced a clean shit

name 1488 movies that don't do this

Dumb frogposter

Dumb ancap frogposter

That sounds like you have perianal cirrhosis and you should get it looked at

>character doesn't need daily blood transfusions to make up for frequent nose bleeds

W-what's that?

Shave the hair around you anus if there is any

>thinking wiping your ass with dry paper cleans it

>live in a society with no bidets

don't do this whatever you do

>tfw you think you have a perfectly clean shit
>tfw you're immediately bombarded with the reeking smell as soon as you stand up and discover you shit all over your own ass

Why?

Not him but I tried to shave my taint once.

The itching...the horrible, horrible itching

That is where a mans power is.

>itchy asshole
>sometimes it bleeds when you shit
>sometimes it hurts when you sit down or squat
it's an autoimmune problem and you need antibiotics. The itching will go away which is very satisfying

Mine was just itchy and there was no problem afterwards. OP sounds like he has a real problem though

>Character goes into their bedroom
>The bed is made and the sheets look clean

>don't sleep with sheets tucked in
>either wrap them around me if cold or simply have them laying on me if hot
>people act weirded out you don't make your bed

I'm just gonna mess it up again tonight. Why the fuck fight a losing battle?

you got pinworms, my friend

I thought I was the only one.

W-wi-will it hurt?

>character is getting ready to go out drinking/partying
>doesn't use a shower plugin enema 3-4 times to properly clear their bowels

>tfw your poop gets caught in the massive, entangled mess of a wire mesh that is your ass hair

Your mom is my bidet.

What is your end game?

>tfw intelagent enoufgh to take a shit in under 2 mins no matter how big it is

>take a fat shit
>look down
>nothing in the bowl
I like to call em Danny Phantoms

>tfw your asshole hairs get entangled and start getting yanked

sounds like you have hemorrhoid problems, Grandpa. See your doctor for relief.

>Canadian movie
>Characters poop in bags

One time my friend said he couldn't sleep in an unmade bed (he made his bed every morning after waking up)

I'm like nigguh....

>German movie
>Characters poop on each other

>autoimmune problem
>antibiotics
Are you retarded?

dude you have pinworms

purge them now

that's when you knew he was gay?

>tfw did everything on the /fit/ infographic on increasing cum volume
>came and filled a 3/5ths of a trix yogurt cup
>tfw no one believes me

honestly

and the thing is, i really enjoy the feeling of getting into a comfy bed that was made, so thats why i do make my bed

i just make it right before i get in it to sleep

all i care about is that the sheets are pulled tight over the bed and the blankets are lying flat when i get in, i dont give a fuck about what it might look like to guests

>implying i have any guests

>tfw cant fall asleep unless in perfect position with pillows and blankets just right

truly suffering

>Cinema
>Characters wipe after they poop

>Mc goes to sleep
>forgets to turn on his nightlight.

DOES HE WANT TO DIE WHAT THE FUCK!

>MC doesn't turn his fan all the way up
I can't sleep in silence.

Fans kill you in your sleep senpai be careful.

>character can fall asleep without the sound of gunshots and sirens in the background
Unrealistic. I can only suspend my disbelief so much.

t. Korea

Senpai is Japanese f.amilia

>character brushes teeth
>doesn't brush their dogs teeth

Fan death is a Korean myth unnie