Twilight but with angels!

This can't be happening (((again)))

D-does she go airtight?

Wasn't this already a tv movie? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fallen_(series)

god, that movie was so fucking shitty

>angel is a blue eyed blonde
Bit of a problem there desu

One question: does she show her magnificent boobs or not?

They know that the only thing that the obsessive book readers that will drag their boyfriends to the movie and buy every single bit of merchandise they pull out is that the actors are hot enough.

It's why Charlie Hunnam got fired from 50 Shades and replaced by an underwear model

Well he dodged a bullet there.

Nigger, Charlie is way hotter than the wooden plank they replaced him with.

t. Schlomo Goldstein

Not to the sexually frustrated housewives that represent 99% of the people willing to watch that movie

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that girl sure is hot doe not gonna lie senpai

She is.
inb4 he does it for free

>addison timlin

do it pls

But Twilight was actually good, and Kristen Stewart is a great actress. Don't compare the two.

lol

What are some YA books that feature teen girls competing to get a guy?

I scrolled by this thread 50 times completely sure that it was The Vampire Diaries

That thumbnail is amazing

Are you a sexist or something? Fuck off and die, manbaby

>all the way down to the fucking coats
sheeeeeeeit

ok here it is

Fucking love this little slut.

>mfw Addison Timlin boobs on Californication
They were glorious, coming from a petite girl like her
Also, how the fuck is Mulder still looking great in his 50s

I'm 12, what is this?

>humans really believe that supernatural beings want to fuck them

bit narcissistic innit

dogs want

I'm a supernatural being and I'd fuck the living shit out of Addison Timlin.

Jesus, both guys look so gay. Why don't YA movies ever have handsome guys instead of these homos.

most attractive guys in hollywood are gay or bi

>in Filippine cinemas 9 November 2016

what did they mean by this?

he really aged

That movie was gay af, like the best kind of gay thou, the grills acted like they wanted to fuck eachother for the entire thing, while the two ''''''''love interest'''''''' felt forced af.

Why do so many regressive shits think that being off your meds is good

>implying shlomo didn't fund and produced it

Jews prefer making money than retarded "social justice"

because of scientology and what i can assume anti-authoritarian 70s parents that raised the generation that are making these movies

well at least I can look forward to a spike in suicides among mental people

I could not finish that movie, everyone sounded horrible. I did read all the books and even the spin off. its formulaic but comfy, with the first book being the worst.

>I don't need your medication, I will beat this thing with the power of being myself!

I feel like there should be a disclaimer before the movie that if you actually paid money to see this movie you should definitely continue taking your medication as there will be no underwear model with wings to save you

Op was not lying but Twilight is not really the first one. a lot of YA is so interchangeable that most book blurbs sound the same.
Ps: what is this shit, people get paid to do this crap but I have to do it just to post? must they constantly come up with new ways to captcha?

I will only watch if their unholy union results in monstrous Nephilim that eventually rape and murder their way across the land

yeah, it works when they are kind of losers themselves but it never really fits. I have read shit were girl turns out to be super special but it still comes of as retarded when a 500 year old fay warrior gives up everything and turns into her pet

If one of them dies at the end of this movie I might actually see this. And I mean one of the main characters not the obvious second choice homo with the ponytail.

the google bots are trying to identify were in those squares the signs are

Guys I figured a way to make a lot of money

>Write the most sappy YA supernatural high school drama, with a love trio of abnormally beautiful people that average pizzafaced teenagers would like to self-insert into
>Sell rights to Hollywood
>?????????
>Profit

blondish guy looks ok. The other one looks almost trans

Good luck, there's a fuckton of these books and scripts going around. Unless you are willing to blow some marketing reps, yours isn't going to stand out.

I was told to outline it, I put the dot in the wrong spot and there was no way to ctrl z it.

>Male oriented movie

>In 99% of the cases the protag only has 1 love interest and mostly gets her

>Female oriented movie

>Bitch always has a harem of super hot guys around her but she can't decide who is gonna nail her today

Really makes you think huh?

Almost like what we all know to be true is true.

It's like my japanese animes but the other way around oh wait there are shoujo animes who are like that fuck this shit fuck fucking fuckity fuck.

nope. I looked at book summary for all 5 books

I want to make a Twilight, but with mummies and black lagoon creatures.

She wants to fuck the mummy, but he makes her pussy super dry, which is why she lusts for the black lagoon creature because that wet dick would fix her ailing desert of a pussy.

The last book would have her give birth to a mummy baby which kills her because its a dry birth. Shooting dry blood out of her pussy and the baby claws its way out. Would go into excruciating detail on how mutilated she is.

Then the black lagoon creature would save her by carrying her to the lake and converting her to a black lagoon creature which permanently makes her moist.

In her final act of betrayal, she goes back to the mummy and they can finally have regular sex. The black lagoon creature steals her daughter and keeps her as a ward until she is legal age so he can fuck her.

Thoughts?

>How many lives do you need to live before you find someone worth dying for?
>In the aftermath of what happened at Sword & Cross, Luce has been hidden away by her cursed angelic boyfriend, Daniel, in a new school filled with Nephilim, the offspring of fallen angels and humans. Daniel promises she will be safe here, protected from those who would kill her. At the school Luce discovers what the Shadows that have followed her all her life mean – and how to manipulate them to see into her other lives. Yet the more Luce learns about herself, the more she realizes that the past is her only key to unlocking her future . . . and that Daniel hasn't told her everything. What if his version of the past isn't actually the way things happened . . . what if Luce was really meant to be with someone else?
in this version Nep never did anything bad.

>Still no good lesbian urban fantasy shows

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Who care sshe won't even be able to show her pussy or tits on this

>yours isn't going to stand out.

The thing is most of these books are genuinely written as the fantasies of self-inserting landwhales and are thus not particularly fit for everyone, however I will engineer this book to be the most extreme, unapologetic platform of wish-fulfillment, both for boys and for girls, by carefully mixing all these elements from successful YA and 50SG type books. Even Cred Forums would like it because there would be a lot of hot young waifus.

yeah female books often have same shit they bash male works for but dialed up to 11 (like Sarah J. Maas) I have seen some male twilight, it usually involves male being a loser and needing to be validated by cool women

>install 4chanX
>turn on legacy captcha

>Fallen
>no Denzel Washington

Instant failure.

>tfw you lived to see twilight become considered kino

Won't work, mixing the 2 will get you tons of bad ratings. typical fans of such works are very emotional and can often turn on the books if their ship does not win.
>most extreme
it already exists. Whatever ego/shame limits you think there are, I have seen them broken.

Looks so fuckin good wow can't wait!!

Just like IRL a female has a quazillion men ready to fuck her while a guy has to climb mountains just to get ONE girl.

didn't they already make some tv movies about this?

the scenery shots in twilight were comfykino as fuck

The blond guy on the right is going to play Rhaegar in Game of Thrones. Screencap this.

back in my day

Sluts gonna slut?

The YA format works better for tv shows, i don't understand why they keep making mediocre movies that will flop. At least tv shows can get away with cheap production values and people can become attached to the characters.

It had some decent shots here and there.

>MFW its Stefan

"Women are a meme." - Schopenhauer

>new movie has even whiter main characters

Not that user but what if all ships win with the magic of polyamory?

Twilight was actually quite a sad jaunt into Stephanie Meyer's mind in that regard.
Everything mortal and fallible was considered dirty, ugly and stupid in comparison to the majestic immortals, and not worth a second of any main character's time.
Anything good was either not human, or, In Bella's case, aspiring to discard their humanity and become "better" for it.
Considering Bella was Meyer's Self Insert, that's pretty fucking depressing to think about.

>The YA format works better for tv shows
Right? When I read the synopsys for these books I always think, this could be a shitty teen drama on CW, but I guess they must try to be the new Harry Potter.

They don't like unorthodox resolutions + they would still claim some don't deserve to be in the poly group or that their ship had deeper connection and this is just a cop out.

The whole 'ship seeing "superpower" is the most cringy thing I've ever seen in any kind of media, and just plain fucked up with wolfboy and the baby

religion has its downsides.

Hunger games = twilight but with poor people

say it with me

Look at shadowhunters, the movie was a big flop while the tv show is doing ok despite the ps2 tier special effects. It only works when the book phenomenon is huge, like harry potter, twilight or the hunger games.

BEASTED

Did you expect gender bent vlad the impaler outside of anime?

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just like real life

>Literal goddess Addison Timlin
I'll watch

I almost want to watch that show for qt Kat Mcnamara and the othe hot girl...but it looks sooooo fucking cringe, literally capeshit for girls.

Have they started adapting "new adults" books yet?
Because that's another cancerous genre that needs to die.

kek I remember reading this and just deleted the ebook the minute the protagonist got a fucking makeover and told she has the most special superpower of all time, that is opposite to the superpower of the dark and handsome ruler. It really started out not bad but you just can't trust women with their retarded wish-fulfillment fantasies.

wots that precious

how is this different from anime

>It really started out not bad
That is usually worse than being outright bad. watching it all turn into a shitfest

Something like this, but with more angst.

anime is misogynistic crap while this is enlightened fem work

It isn't, only dumb neckbeard fedora tippers and ugly chicks take anime seriously and think it's not total shit.

because of the butt loads of money they make, apparently

oh...ah...i actually had an idea like that when i was 15 but with mechs and lesbians...
Yep, The Magicians got a tv show. Cred Forums was all over that shitpile.

Is that shopped?

>kiss him and you will die

gadzooks

So last night i woke up cumming all over my sheets...reading these jpgs was more embarrasing...

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do you mean urban erotic genre?

>un-putdownable

I think Twilight could be a very effective horror novel, most of the ingredients are there, the retarded kid in love with a supernatural stalker angle in particular works pretty well...hilariously its a teen romance top kek.

and the baby fucking werewolf manlet

Bu...but...best Emma...

Women were a mistake.

NOICE!

I would see the movie just for this.

Thats was golden...i mean the crazy bitch put that in there like the Absolute Madwoman she is.

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>un-putdownable

Can we nuke the planet from orbit yet?

It's not.

Or at least, it's not different from... I dunno, SuperPrincess Wolf Sparkle Charge or whatever it is the manchildren are watching these days.

Step aside, amateurs.

Fuckin love that boob shape.

The difference is that this is written ironically. Nobody enjoys that garbage and the author is well aware of it.

a lot of these books have downright abusive guys who are abusive because of their supernatural nature

is that bryan fucking cranston

and it's women who write these guys as attractive

truly makes one ponder hmmmm

The only good things that came out of Twilight existing were 1. The Rifftrax, 2. Robert Pattinson's interviews where he doesn't even try to hide his contempt for the series and fans, and 3. How balls out insane Michael Sheen played that head vampire guy because he just didn't give a fuck and it was a paycheck.

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like this?

>he wants to be friends.

Angels wanting to fuck human women is in the Bible.

Name 1 (UNO) movie where the main girl has more than 2 guys competing for her.

It would work well as dark comedy honestly.

>It's Bella lacks empathy for anybody but herself episode

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>The laugh Sheen does

I got dragged to these abominations with my gf at the time and I was holding my stomach in pain from how hard I laughed at that. Also the whole ending battle was violent as fuck and so out of place and it all being a dream also caused me to go into gales of laughter and get sideways looks from fat soccermoms and tweens that were in attendance.

That was horrifying on both fronts, and the kiddie fiddling part was actually the minor (no pun intended) one.

The worst part was that he got his entire mind rewired to be the perfect nonce for the chestbursting abomination.
He got his personality deleted and essentially lived as her slave afterward.
Given what an utter tyrannical bitch she ended up being, the fact that she had a supernatural hitman on call is pretty grimdark in the right hands.

>God gives a fuck about 1 tribe over all the others
Bible is pretty narcissistic, senpai

Yep, pretty much. The characters need to be college age, they must have some "deep" issues probably due to some abuse they suffered as a child and the male character must be an asshole pussy magnet. Bonus: Love Triangles, Pregnancy, Rape Attempts and a whole lot of shit.

>Luce

Is the twist that she's the Devil?

clearly not because the walls are perfectly straight.
Photoshops make the walls curve around if it's fake.

Angels are also like these giant gyroscope machines in the Bible so I don't know how the hell that's supposed to work.

At least he got the pos kid out of his home and got a hot native poosi out of all that shitty mess.

it was beautiful

Nah, she's Jesus' daughter

>mafioso
>Trace Rooks

I don't think they let 1/64 dagos in the mob.

Don't forget that one of the guys is usually rich.

probably not
reminds me of final Divergent book where MC takes away everyone memories because fuck free will. rampant sociopathy in such books is both scary and hilarious

>Lada Dragwlya
As a slav this triggers me.

Or/And he is a position of power like Captain, Duke, etc.

I love that one...

>in Filippine cinemas 9 November 2016

?

Mc being mafia princess is its own sub genre

>75.000 ratings
>atleast 75k ""women''' read these books
and they say female power fantasies don't exist, lmao.

And usually that's the one who will inevitably get chosen, while the other will be strung along despite it being clear they never had a chance

thats some lovecraftian shit right here

eh, these days they are usually both rich but 1 is vanilla while the other is pushy.

Dracula wasn't a Slav though.

You forgot the audio commentaries where Pattinson spends the whole thing talking about how terrible the movies are and how bad the books are.

Also it's arguable that Chuck Tingle wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Stephanie Meyer and her shitty fanfiction too and that would be a goddamn tragedy.

no it not you fucking retard

The bible is fucked up man, give it a read sometime, there's some scary shit in there.

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Im not slav and I was still angry. you will know this feeling when a book comes about georgina washington

I like how the vidya gaem El Shaddai handled it. The angels are disguised in human form but their offspring are abstract blobs that consume each other until they turn into colossal weird monsters/

It literally is

>what are the nephilim

google Gnostic Demiurge.

so bullshit made up by carnal minded idiot with no understanding of spiritual things.

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It's got Zoey Deutch in it so I'm pretty tempted to watch it. It does look pretty awful though.

>When

You better start believing in nightmares my friend, because you're in one.

>George Washington was born "Kimberly Louise Washington" on the 11th February 1731, the daughter of Augustine Washington (1694–1743) and his second wife, Mary Ball Washington, a wealthy, well connected Colonial Virginia family who owned cannabis plantations in the deep south. Kimberly felt different from other children from an early age, and began to develop what was then termed as "unnatural feelings" for girls her own age at school. Convinced that she had been born into the wrong body, she quickly underwent gender reassignment surgery at the age of 15, and consequently changed her name to "George". She did this with the blessing of her mother, her father had a nervous breakdown.

That's an excerpt from a book some loon wrote about how George Washington was a tranny because he has "rosy cheeks and pursed lips" in one of his portraits.

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>She did this with the blessing of her mother, her father had a nervous breakdown.
Sounds like someone hates men.

what the fuck are you on about

show me a screenshot from goodreads

Literally my fetish.

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>un-putdownable
Is this people trying to make read or un-fucking-read these books?

>be a sex addict
>get your own show in which you make out with topless 23 year olds

Whatever works for ya, I guess

summarize it for me

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I can't find it anymore, it was self published on Amazon so take from that what you will.

Which reminds me, do you guys think I could sell my Peanut Untouchable noir fanfiction to a publishing house and get it turned into a movie starring Idris Elba?

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Reach for the stars user.

Theres this site called bookbarbarian that emails SF and fantasy books like these to you at low low prices

Is there Revolutionary War porn? Asking for a friend.

Thank you bookbarbarian employee you are my greatest ally.

Oh wow, great. There's also this site called mobilism where you can get them for free.

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>0.25 cents have been deposited to your account
Im not sure. There are some puffy wig romances out here

>all those shit tier books have 4 and above ratings

This is why I don't go on goodreads anymore. Plebs only.

>If only she can mate with a dark-skinned Coal
>Jamal
YOU CAN'T BE MAKING THIS SHIT UP

goodreads is more like female central, not necessarily pleb central.

One and the same mate

And females are nearly all plebs.

goodreads is less female central and more MAL for books

nah, mostly women there m8. housewives in particular.

fine, but Im not a housewives or female but I still have an account and so does half of /lit/

>does half of /lit/
Exactly, refer to my earlier statement.

For what purpose? the reviews are completely shit and mean nothing, so are the lists, there's nothing good there. Every time I tried getting recommendations from there I got sorely disappointed.

>90% of YA novels are the same boring cover, and are just one word titles.

Makes me wanna strangle myself.

I mostly do it to keep track of what I have and have not read. Its kind of stupid but rating shit gives me motivation to finish the book when its tedious. There are books I have put down for 3 months and never would have picked back up unless I had not felt like the time I had already put into them would have been wasted

>not reading the YA power fantasy book written by our boi Andrew Ball

more like Andrew Ball S.

Jesus christ victoria just get a date with a black guy what the fuck is this shit book for

I recently got rused into getting a male Twilight equivalent due to them.
Seeing this thread makes me kick myself for ever even considering their opinions

At least the narrator was good.

why do women have such shit taste

>Along with her adopted aunt Emily Dickinson
Wow, that last line got me really hard.

Because if they didn't none of us would ever get dates.

What I learned from goodreads is that New York Times bestselling author does not mean shit

males absolutely 100% btfo

Okay, I'm going to write my own supernatural romance about a desperate but lonely teen who summons a succubus in an attempt to lose his virginity. He gets more than he bargained for when the succubus declares Hell is in disarray but she wants to assume control, however there are several factions who also want power. I shall call it King of the Hell and there will be blackjack and hookers.

Will probably sell a couple thousand copies desu. However, if I were you I would either go with a domination or submission angle, not both.

Because just like male teens, teen women are retarded. as for the older ones, well it comes from being in a bubble of housewives where garbing a gangster by the pinky, twisting it and giving him a lecture is seen as badass.

>"tour de force"

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WOMEN

WERE

A

MISTAKE

How about guy goes to a graveyard and ends up getting a sex pet with lost of poly action?

lmao, seems someone wrote the book ahead of you mate.

how about a boy getting kidnapped and locked in a cage with a werewolf girl who is in heat?

hive mind

I fapped to the audio book, especially the bathtub lesbian action

I think Cred Forums should work on our own paranormal romance to see if it would sell.

Brainstorming session.
Possessed poo

here is the script, senpai

Where did you get this uhhhhhh 'audio book'

>not supporting fellow conservatives and 4chanons
Tssk..

>almost the same rating as The Way of Kings

Goodreads was a mistake

UNDERCOVER VAMPIRE PROSTITUTES

A time traveling gay dinosaur who is hungry for love, and cock.

Guaranteed hit, just shill it on tumblr for interspecies and gay romance.

audiobookbay.me/
log and pass are opengrave
implying The Way of Kings is not half YA (all the Shallan parts)
old guy questioning his sanity is only good thing in it.

How about vampires in San Francisco?

They have to fight a bigger threat than vampire hunters or themselves, AIDS!

there should be a thicc vampire girl with big pale tits, preferably played by kate beckinsale and featured on the cover

homosexuality is unnatural, here have a wholesome version. as god intended

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stop it guys, you are stretching my capacity

>All this YA shit is getting adaptions
>we'll never get one for sabriel though

>The Way of Kings
>good
Muh MORMONIC ANIMEY POWERS!!
Entertaining nayways, but pretty shit overall. That defines fantasy in general though.

Who would win: one Caith Morningstar or two Omar Mateens?

I hate this gay earth.

Read the sumerian texts, which the bible loans from tremendously. The gods/angels are described as very physical beings that eat and sleep and have mountain houses on earth (ekur) they live in. There is very little metaphysical in those original texts. Trying to imagine gods that come from above and can go back and forth between heaven and earth to consult with their leader having offspring with humans, who theyve created to take their toll of physical labor (literally all in the texts) in some metaphorical way, is actually stretching it. I don't see why people think it's a stretch to think it's aliens, when they're literally described how we would imagine physical aliens to be. If you read rhe texts now, without the context of religion, you'd go oh, theyre describing extraterrestrials!

Good fucking god.
I will writte a book about monsters fucking hopeless little girls too, but guess what: it will be about the monsters abusing, not the girls loving being abused.
Let's see how well i do with it and how much does my book sell.

I fucking hate teenage girls, they're the only ones to blame about this and we can't even fuck them for it.
Pure untouchable degeneracy.
It's unfair tbqh.

I still can't believe they use big ass swords with not hint of irony. Its bigger than wow armor

Just shill your shit to the MRA crowd, it'll sell. Everything sells nowadays, especially when it's controversial.

Can you warn me before you throw your orange juice on me? This shirt is new.

>successful franchise gets cheap ripoffs

Stop the presses!

would you give up your fame for love?

ancient aliens confirmed
give me a sec, I recall a book were girl falls for a legit serial killer

>give me a sec, I recall a book were girl falls for a legit serial killer
I will kill myself if this is true.

Rev up that suicide bro because that shit happens in real life all the time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia

My new smash YA book will be about a Transpecies hippo which believes itself to be a sarcastic black girl from the Bronx. Her catchphrase will be "WHAT'S A SPLASHINING!?" whenever she makes a big entrance into the room lighting it up.

Transpecies is the next hit I believe. My other idea is a book called Mo. About a Cow which believes itself to be the prophet Mohamed or Moohamed.

I'd buy both of those.

The fuck is YA?
Way of Kings might not be perfect, but its fucking miles ahead of any Fantasy book i read in ages.
I fucking read morally ambiguous as a description for a character one more time and im gonna stab someone.
Fuck this numale liberal idea that every person has no morals and no honor, its eating fiction like cancer recently with authors like Goerge Martin getting so much attention.

After Transpecies it'll be Transinanimate

sorry I took so long, had to do other stuff. ps don't kill yourself

>black lagoon creatures
You already won me by including him.

Gill-man really needs to be brought back. I wish he was as popular as the rest of the Universal monsters.

I thought you'd already heard of Twilight?

That's not hyperbole either; Edward is a legitimate serial killer.

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Im twilight they at least make him look like a hero.
I know women are, save rare exceptions, degenerate, i just never tought they would glorify it...
I won't kill myself, i just won't ever look at woman the same way.

>Soon, I stopped begging to be let go.
>Soon, I started begging to be his.

Jesus Christ.

>As a young gay man - And a werepanther

JESUS CHRIST

so what you are telling me is that you don't read much, k. Runelords maybe for you

>in Seattle

Why is it always fucking Seattle?

Stop reading shit.
Pick up Lyonesse by Vance and read that.

its a 3 book series
5$ says I can top it

>its a 3 book series
Jesus fucking christ...
>5$ says I can top it
Please don't.

It's even written by cavewomen.

>5$ says I can top it

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I will admit I may have overshot, I did not have a book in mind. I did find tons of other gay shiftier,lord stories, may even find gay angels but best bad books are usually ones who are so crazy that I could not have imagined them beforehand. have this instead, while I quest some more

jokes aside, that's a perfect pitch.

someone in the know would make millions out of this idea.

are those ratings real?

>a hornless gay unicorn
So just a (gay) horse?

this is actually a good book

He may make money but whomever buys it won't. it was a lucky hit, you don't see the host or other twilights making money

Even her author's description reads like a fucking YA novel.

>mfw reading that synopsis.

tell me when I have topped it

oh and here is one angel

>Fydelis is forced to make the dying priest an offer he can’t refuse
his dick

here is horseman of apocalypse

At least it makes sense. Vampires are supposed to be vicious beasts.

Nah, i read a lot, its just i cant find anything good.
I generally look for list of well user rated or reviewed books, but im running out of easy to find quality material and im down to reading shit like books by Gene Wolfe Scott Lynch or Peter V. Brett. And really, there is an endless wall of generic mediocre books not worth anybodys time, it kills the passion for reading.
As for Runeworlds, i can already tell i wont like it.

not a lot of ratings but I like the title

Angels are supossed to be cold perfect beings with no emotions.
Fallen angels are the ones with emotions and those are demons who hate men, so...

Hope he at least wears a rubber when fucking Pestilence.

>putting Gene Wolfe lower than sanderson
wut?
>i can already tell i wont like it.
but it has simple morality that you seem to like

Stop, please.

Is this a shoop because I read the entirety of Ultimate Spider-Man and is such a good impression that it has to be him writing it. Is he just making fun of himself?

Why is it that shit always gives up the ghost when I finally get into the mood? same with Cred Forums and its connection errors

oh stop acting like you have never used a silver putt plug

>Argus the Werewolf Spanker

Here, a Cred Forums posters trump card.

Someone needs to tell /tg/ to stop raiding /d/.

I should have thought of this before

Shitting me? If Wolfe could stop pulling words out of his ass for a moment maybe i could appreciate his books, but even then he rambles on incoherently creating those abominations of filler for stories that should be less than 100 pages long.
Simple morality?
Dont confuse characterization with actual plot lines. The fact i like my charters to be consistent, have an actual understandable moral code and even trace amount of self respect dosnt mean i against them being placed in moral dilemmas. Having ones values tested is an interesting theme to base a books story around. And same i dont want to read about abortions of characters like the very same Wolfe creates.

>bane
>a fire burns
>leaving no survivors
>dubs

dam son

I expected the expended universe to end at agents of CIA, who knew there were so many books

I think litRPG is the best book kino.

With that, you can do a lot.

dubs in all 3 posts would have made it better

Not him but I fucking hated BotNS which is one of the most viraled things on /lit/. For every interesting page there are three boring ones and Gene feels the need to fill his book with POETRY that everything feels like a drag.

It's still better than Malazan though.

good god

>Stories geared towards dumb girls that want to be or have a special snowflake moment in their mserable lives because they cant made their lives better

Those girls can have those imaginary dicks

He wrote some litRPGish shit on a couple of years ago à la modern day he also has something written on an ero fanfic website which I've forgotten the name of.

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24116667/

is he into dudes?

Sounds... interesting
All this guys books sound like something a 4channer would write imho.

amazon.com/Elliott-Kay/e/B00B6QGFMY

demon magic makes him more good looking, gives him endless stamina (enough to fuck all day +) He also starts having flashbacks to his past lives that gives him skills with a gladius,etc. outside the main 2 girls, 2 lesbian witches and his old crush want to (and get to) fuck him. There is also a crazy werewolf stalker but she eats people and is generally crazy so no sex for her

better than real life slutdom!?

Uh, he says yeah but only if they're dressed like chicks. Don't tell anyone he said that though.

>LOGAN CHURCH
Someone must have compiled a list of stupid character names from shitty novels somewhere
youtube.com/watch?v=A9nI5SLtL7M

soon to be a major motion picture

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Women should be banned from publishing for a year to make up for all the slog they've written.

Was this ghost written by Louis CK?

Bane?

>those italics
Is that an advertisement or a warning?

I have seen worse.

why?

books with MC trying to be a villain are never good.

Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the hooded cloak?

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is this close?

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Worm is good

I like the broken empire series desu.

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I was meh on it. MC seemed like an angry dumb idiot. There seemed a lot of pointless flailing around and tons of subplots. I also did not much care for the style of conveying the story. regardless I was taking about villain as in cape hero vs villain.
no audio book

many of them seem to be written by losers who lecture the reader about how the female body is not like in the porn, give mc cheating girlfriends that he constantly forgives or just generally have weak writing

the mc's girlfriend cheats in that?

>MC tries to be a villain but ends up just spending his days killing other villains and robbing them.