"You’ll never get away with this!"

>"You’ll never get away with this!"
>"Watch me."

I hate these threads because it's not even film or tv, it's just literally THINGS.

it's like mad libs the post.

World's shittiest who's line

These threads are usually about overused film cliches. So watchoo talkin' bout?

>how do I know I can trust you

>"I hate these threads because it's not even film or tv, it's just literally THINGS"
>"it's like mad libs the post."

>you don't

>the beta gets the girl in the end

>Girl is not a single mother used up slut whore

>"You’ll never get away with this!"
>"I already have."

>side character says"Youre a big guy"
>Villain answers "For you"

>ARE WE HAVING FUN YET, BROTHER?

Name 10 agents, 2 doctors, 3 masked men and 2 big guys where this happens.

>"You’ll never get away with this!"
>I already have

>trailer starts, black screen
>Radiohead "in its right place" starts playing

>female side agent says something negative to /underestimating the new recruited main character

>you can't

>monster in a park does a ritual or some shit
>spots couple nearby who haven't even noticed him
>jumps out of the bushes at them and bellows "YOU SAW IT, DIDN'T YOU?"
>he proceeds to kill them despite not seeing anything or even having any idea what the fuck he was doing there
Why does this happen so often

>side character

>the main antagonist is in an incestuous relationship with their hot submissive sister

>Samuel Jackson says muthafucka

>You dont

what.

Where does this happen? I need to know for scientific reasons

Gladiator I think? But it's a relatively common trope.

>woman is giving birth
>doctor is yelling push
>she grabs get husband's hand
>he faints
>comic relief cousin is taping and also faints
>turns out camera wasn't on at all
>they don't freeze the placenta for its stem cells

Fuck I hate birth scenes.

How is that a problem autist

>she doesn't eat the placenta and take all those tasty stem cells for herself

wtf Hollywood, make it a little realistic

>Character gets hit in the nuts for any reason
>Other character goes "oooh that's gotta hurt"

>You can't fire me i quit

Seriously Goldberg?

>"What are you going to do?"
>"I'll improvise."

Name 4 movies 2 video games and 1 novel where this happens.

>"who do you think you are?"
>camera zooms in on face
>raises head
>"I'm [movie title]"

>mad libs
n_gg_rs a_ent hum_n

I love that scene in Star Trek

The fun rises

>"You won't get away with this"
>"I don't have to. You did it for me"

>smoke clears
>Han Solo and Chewie emerge
>"I guess it's time for these Star Wars to start up again"
Seriously Abrams?

>Bad confronts corrupt cop
>"You can't shoot me I'm a cop!"
>"okay"
>someone else shoots him he stabs him

>character is rich
>favourite food are burgers at some hole-in-the-wall rinky-dink little place

>creator of the original IP has a shit cameo

>characters getting searched for weapons
>''and the other one''
>he pulls out 5 hidden knives

Rome

>"gimme yo gun"
>cop hands over his pistol
>"an yo otha won, i know ya cops"

>sex scene
>guy kisses the girl's stomach
>ignores her feet

cant say ive ever seen this happen

>this aint my first time at a rodeo

>I already did it 35 minutes ago

>"Here's what's going to happen"
>Lists a detailed version of events
>It happens exactly how he says

Just saw it on Jack Reacher 2 trailer and loads of films so annoying.

>because I built it

seriously?

>you're completely nuts if you think this is going to work
>that makes two of us

>you wouldnt believe me if i told you

>you shall not pass!

like, really?

>What's plan B?
>That WAS plan B!

>I drive
what did he mean by this?

>What's plan C?
>RUN!

>two main characters are fighting
>one gets pinned to the ground
>he says the other person's mom's name

Oh
Come
On

>opens with loud music playing
>slowly fades out and shows a shot of a person listening to the same song with headphones

We passed upon the stair

Crimson Peak
Oldboy 2003
Oldboy 2013

>that's crazy
>so crazy it just might work...

>male protagonist has sex
>he doesn't wake up afterwards still in his mom's son's basement and realize it was all just a dream

How am I supposed to relate to that?

>Radiohead "in its right place"

The song is called "Sucking a Lemon" you retard

every time

>You can't quit! Because you're fired!