What was his fuckin' problem?

What was his fuckin' problem?

Prostate massages

Easily triggered

Sometimes, you just gotta say, "What the Fuck".

he couldn't get no respect

it was the cocaine

Insecure baldlet

Why didn't he take the blue pill?

He was the smartest character in the matrix.

Who the FUCK would want to live in Diveritopia with niggers and mudslimes? Wearing rags and eating gruel until you die? Fuck. That.

Getting put into matrix being a billionaire is superior to the reality. Best character hands down. He did literally nothing wrong.

What was the idea of having him wear a wig? He's clearly got his own hair there, was it so they didnt have to pay for hair on the head dummy?

Why did he kill that stripper?

She was the hottest female to ever appear on the show.

Oh idk maybe trusting an AI that wants to genocide the human race and turn them into batteries is probably not a good long term solution, especially when that AI starts stealing everyone's bodies and clearly won't hold up your end of the deal for very long.

How come we never heard what the deal was with his son? The plot point was just kinda dropped

What the machines provide is far kinder than many alternatives. The matrix is a perfect simulation of life as it was before everything got fucked up. Sex feels like sex. Food tastes like good. You can still feel please and pain. And anyone can still make a good life for themselves in the matrix. Anyone can become a billionaire or still fulfil their wishes or fall in love. Its not really that much of a lie as your connected to real people. It would be worse if YOU were the only person who was "real" but you aren't.

That's pretty kind of the machines to provide that. They could just as easily give the humans nothing. Or just eternal suffering.

They also have no reason not to uphold his request.

What they provide is better than the apocalyptic reality. Who the fuck would honestly choose the red pill if given ALL the information of what they will wake up to? Fucking nobody. Morpheus is a propaganda shitstirrer that tricks people into popping that pill.

SHE WUZ A HOO AH

>Getting put into matrix being a billionaire is superior to the reality.

Except odds are you're not going to be a billionaire, you're going to be some nobody busting his ass in a shop 10 hours a day.

I'm talking about the deal this guy made with the machines to have his mind wiped of the awful reality and to be placed back into the matrix as a billionaire.

Being a nobody average Joe is still 1000x better than being "woke"

Because that's all propaganda. Agent Smith ruined the matrix by taking everyone's free will and corrupting the whole system with himself. Nobody is living in paradise by the end of the matrix, Smith had already converted everyone, including Neo, into other agent smiths.

He was dumb to trust the AI because they just fucked over everyone in the matrix anyway.

David "BLACK SCREEN" Chase thinks it's pure unadulterated kinographycore to just let some things be up to the imagination.
Some say he's just a lazy scumbag who is claiming this artfag shit because he fucked up and didn't finish the story, other's say he is artg0d.

That's just a rogue AI.

Ignore that bit. I'm talking about the matrix overall. We already know there's been many many reboots of the matrix.

it was self defense retard

SHE WAS A FUCKIN' HOOOORSE

Being based on Klaus Kinski.

>ralph was cypher

>tfw it's true
holy shit, how did I not notice that before

I mean how the fuck do you see it, they look nothing alike.

If there's been many reboots and rogue AI is a regular occurance, then all the more reason to not put your life in the hands of emotionless AI that can't even control their own sub-AIs.

Better to live in freedom and die on your own terms than to live in peace for some time and inevitably get fucked over without any control. At least in the real world you decide your own fate, the AI can take all that glitter and gold away in an instant.

>in the real world you decide your own fate

Hahahahaha. You would immediately get put to work. If your a man you'll probably have to do serious hard labor preparing equipment and building shit in Zion. You think the Wokians are recruiting people out of the kindness of their hearts? They need labor and soldiers user. You would be expected to pull your weight. And you think you also wouldn't be at the bottom of the woke people hierarchy too? How fucking naive.

Look at how expendable peoples live are in the matrix to Neo and the gang. Being woke you are probably marginally above a machine battery.

Rather be a wageslave in the real world than a wageslave in the matrix

What a cuck.

Enjoy your slop and nigger raves while I enjoy movies, porn, ice cream, the internet, steak, videogames

Ok.

Then next week happens and you're an agent Smith clone and I'm still alive in the real world with my own faculties and free will while you're a brain dead battery serving the interests of a soulless machine

Faggot, only the weak fear free will.