Chloe Moretz Joins Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton in Luca Guadagnino’s ‘Suspiria’ Remake

What the fuck is Chloe being pumped by Venom like Bane?

Do fatfags actually find double chins hot? why photoshop that shit in.

The most disgusting part about a fat woman is the double chin and fat cheeks

>Thank god

Bane?

Is that image shooped?

I dunno their enormous gut covering their vagina and inability to move without a stroller is pretty disgusting.

Wait a minute. What was all that "dropping all her projects" talk?

Wait, didn't she drop everything to be in rehab?

Stupid fucking pinker.

Rob Zombie tried and failed.

Get out

>suspiria remake

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ENOUGH

Aye.

How well do you think this flick will do in the box office?

Why do they keep putting this ugly fucking pig in movies? Holy shit I wretch every time I see her scrunched up pig face.

So its true she left that mermaid movie because she was getting teased on set about her body? Top fucking kek

Dario Argento's best movie. Watch it.

All female FMJ remake when?

I keep seeing the girl on left posted on multiple boards, who is this Goddess?

>Why is NOTHING original anymore?
Because studios no longer want to take chances. They rather pick something that worked before or that they know has a following and redo that instead.

They keep fucking up and losing millions anyway so...

Who the fuck told her that was a good dress?

Her brother who also is her agent, PR manager, internet defender and stylist

She got real THICC...damn

>imdb.com/news/ni60325321?pf_rd_m=A2FGELUUNOQJNL&pf_rd_p=2540377602&pf_rd_r=04B1K3NYW01V5P8THR0W&pf_rd_s=center-6&pf_rd_t=15061&pf_rd_i=homepage&ref_=hm_nw_tp1

>Suspiria is a Latin word for “sighs.”

Why are muricucks so fucking stupid?

is this a shoop?

Maybe?

What's wrong with her chin?

haha no
chloemoretz.org/photographs/displayimage.php?album=1100&pid=64983#top_display_media

Elizabeth Liefkes

>Hack director no one knows
>Remake of an obscure exploitation film
>main actress is proven box office poison

Fucken billions pal

>Suspiria remake
FUCK NO
>Chloe Moretz
OH FUCKKKKKK NOOOOOO

>i'll give you 100 dollars if you give me a big kiss user

what do?

Ella Freya. She does porn btw

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>she does porn
Sauce pls

well it's not like suspiria could have any less substance than it already does.

Found out it's Ella Freya

God she's so beautiful I will never know what it's like to even hug a girl 1/4th as beautiful as her.

>Hack director no one knows

Who is this guy banging to be allowed to make more movies?

Most of his movies are just ok at best.

>chest hair

That chest hair

Not her real name

she doesn't really look like that, this would be a BIG improvement

What the flying fuck is the point of remaking old obscure cult horror films? There is no way a general audience knows the name and the people that know the film love the original too much to accept a new version.

Because she has a lot of inner beauty

>Suspiria remake

chesthairmind

Well her brother is an idiot.

her brother is actually a legit sissy faggot

Chloe is going to look like such shit acting wise and looks compared to her co-stars

Why are people so mean to me, user? What did I do to deserve this?

>gymnasium

She's a smart girl.

your ugly

Its sexy and very manly. All she needs is a big 70's power medallion

FAT PUSSY

I can't tell if these are shopped anymore

You post videos of yourself nodding along to Hillary speeches like a smug cunt when you're a sheltered child star with no real world experience.

>tfw even dario argento shat on the fact theyre remaking it

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Did he?

Get in shape.

One month I hit the gym every night and before I knew it I had hot girls calling me handsome, and I mean these were girls who were just hired at my job who didn't see me when I was fat.

4 U

>Suspiria remake

there is nothing sacred anymore, fuck this world.

Well, congratulations, you posted another picture of her! What's the next step of your master plan?

Oh, yeah. I get it now.

Crashing this thread

>ruined Carrie
>ruined Let the Right One In
>"hmm I should be more selective with my roles"
>"susperia remake sounds like a good idea"
Is she retarded?

This isn't photoshopped btw

t. kbl

yes

With no survivors

Shoop or Not Shoop?

You make the call.

MAVO meesterras.

Crashing this Thread.

No survivors

theirs a Latino/Spanish pornstar that looks VERY similar to her

I'm gonna go look her up and report back in a sec, fa.m

>5'8

>Implying it'd matter to women even if I was shredded

I was cursed the second I was conceived. No female will never want me because of that.

She has man hands.

Yeah but how do I cover the fact that I am a social cripple with no personality whatsoever?

5'8 isn't midget-tier user. Stop coming up with excuses already.

Faggot.

Starting Strength claims another victim. Can anyone stop Mark "Rippletits" Rippetoe?

>obscure exploitation film
son, I...

Crashing the Thread, you say?

Yes the fuck it is, don't lie to me. This is how women perceive short men. They don't want anything to do with my kind.

great casting. she's a perfect fit for the deformed retard.

>not posting the real version

What next, pg-13?

Thread Crashing? Ok.

Pls no underage

You watch movies and TV shows.
You should know how to act.
I, myself, am a social reject.
But I taught myself how to act like a normie around others when deep down I can't relate for shit around others.
It's all in the act, act like a character you like.
Get fit, and act like that character you like.
Me, I try to do a playboy Bruce Wayne like Bale's version and his character is an act as well.
I find myself so in the act it started to become natural.
It's not really me, but it works and people don't see through it.

It's all it is, put on the mask, get in shape, and act like a person that women want.

I like Suspiria, but really, they dropped the ball when it came to story telling. Everything else is great. Storywise though, Suspiria feels empty.

Saskia >>>>>>> Freya

If you're already short why not work out so you can at least fend for yourself you manlet piece of shit?

I mean, short and a pushover? What a losing combo.

Go to work.

sorry.

My brother is 5'7 and he always gets decent looking girls.

No excuses lad.

>mcc los padres arriesgaron sus vidas para este

Bad times. Suspiria is one of those movies that would be a really hard to remake these days. Even if you get some fag with a huge 70's boner like House of the Devil guy.

That's the least of the worries. Suspiria was never that violent anyway.

Saskia has been BETA'D

That hooker-tier tattoo !

It's biggest weakness is it plot honestly. Honestly remaking with a much better story isn't a bad ideal but it's pretty much set to fail now with its hack director and weak casting.

I have no love for Chloe anymore but Carrie was a financial success and Let Me In was bretty gud desu

>there's hope

>Guadagnino remaking Suspiria

I'm worried, A Bigger Splash was one of the most vapid turds of a movie I've seen in a long time

Dude it opens with a girl getting stabbed and hanged and another girl with giant shards of glass in her face, at one point a dog rips out a guys throat. All with copious amounts of blood. I mean it's not the most violent film out there but it does not pull punches with violence.

oh wow...i guess theres hope for all of us, right bros?

suspiria remake? absolutely disgusting

>tfw Chloe hired people to beat the shit out of Kim and now she's coming back to action
Pretty fucking hit desu

It's an Italian horror film, none of them are screenplay oriented. It's all about dreamlike visuals.

Is that G? When did she get those sweater puppies? Dayum

my bad, that was in phenomena

a 70s italian horror film at that

Oh my fucking god, not every single fucking women in the world likes tall men, some feel intimidated.
Some chicks are the same height as me (5'8") and I have a short dick, but I can turn them on and make them want me.
I had this one slut who slept with every man in the city tell me every man has a short dick and she had no problem with my 5" dick which she couldn't keep herself off of.
Don't let Cred Forums memes excuse yourself of being attractive.
I'm short, have a small dick, and can get girls.

>Suspiria remake
HAHAHAHHAHA
It's like they want to lose money and get a permanent strain on their resume.
Who could even believe this is a good idea?
Not enough people care about the original to make it a cash in based on name recognition alone, and the few who care will have ridiculously high expectation.
Why would anyone even agree to be part of this?

>suspiria remake

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NO NO NO NO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I despise hollywood

Being political literally destroyed her, wow. about a year ago she was Cred Forums's waifu.

Thread Crashing.

Mesomorph Uprising Edition.

She must be insecure. Someone of her looks could do orders of magnitude better. Hell, the guy's less attractive than me ffs.

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I like that movie better even though its basically the same plot because it has prime jconn, based pleasance, maggots falling from the ceiling, deformed monster child and a chimpanzee running around with a razor blade

What the fuck is even the point of remaking suspira? It has no "brand name recognition" because the only people who know and care about it are niche horror nerds. Normies have no clue what the fuck suspiria is.

It's destined to flop.

They better not start remaking Mario Bava movies

THEY ALL WANT CHAD
THEY ONLY SETTLE FOR MANLETS WHEN THEY HAVE MONEY OR CHAD'S NOT AVAILABLE

WOMEN WON'T STAY WITH YOU IF YOU'RE A MANLET THEY'LL CHEAT ON YOU WITH CHAD

Because I'd just be compensating. At least as a skinny DYEL M A N L E T, they know that I've given up and accepted that I'm inferior. I'll never bother talking with women because I know it's a waste of their time.

Then they must not have access to Chad at the moment, they have to make a compromise. But I can guarantee any girl that stays with him will cheat on him. There's no hope for my kind.

>Do fatfags actually find double chins hot?
nope

Why is Beckham's son such a turd? He looks so plain considering who his parents are

Out of touch Hollywood execs who know the name because niche fans and film snobs love the film think it can turn a minimal profit based on these two demographics alone (and boy how wrong are they)
Problem is, if they dumb everything down (which they will) in order to make everything accessible to the general audience, the niche who care about the name will despise it and the general audience will hardly hear about it and have little interest. If they keep it weird, the niche will not like it and the general audience will not even be aware of its existence.
They might be doing it to keep the right to some catalog for distribution and remake purposes, something like this.

this is why women don't want you. not because you're 'short'.
you're pathetic

Suspiria was never about the story.
It's all about the atmosphere.

have remakes gone too far?

Yeah seriously.

oh, and I cucked my ex's current boyfriend who's a good 6'1 a couple of years ago. I'm only 5'9, so get fucked retard.

short is the same as pathetic lad

I cucked both of you and i'm only 5'4

I don't care either way, why would someone just lie down and let life steam roll them because they're shorter. holy fuck that is even more pathetic

Dude you know what girls like?

C O N F I D E N C E

That's something you obviously don't have and won't change.
You blame it on something else.
I barely have confidence but I met an engaged woman and she looked exactly like this one woman from this one porno who gave a blowjob.
I realized I wanted to live that blowjob with this woman and I took the initiative to get her to come to my house.
Asked her what her favorite alcohol was, told her I bought it, she came over, and fooled around and stayed the night.
And she was engaged.
If I wasn't confident she would not have came over.

>s-sorry user, I don't date short men

>cucked
>engaged

Literal niggers ITT

truuuu senpai

>psychedelic 70s Italian horror film
>wheres MUH STORY

The concept was chicks will cheat on dude's for Chad.
I'm a fat, beta loser and the engaged woman cheated on her fiance with me.
I'm proving you don't need to be a 6'+ ripped Chad to fuck a girl.

Funny how this thread suddenly became about manlets, kek.

Manlet genocide when btw?

you don't need to be 6+ to rape a girl either
I'm 5'9 and have raped before and I will rape again

wat
does not fucking compute

God you're pathetic.

My brother is always the one to break up with the girl and he leaves them devastated in literal tears.

Maybe you're just ugly as fuck.

He let anons on the interwebs trick him into hating himself for his fucking size.
When you are that dumb and impressionable, you are beyond pathetic.

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She grew up a lot, over the summer.

There's no way someone is that openly beta irl. He's baiting.

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He can't keep getting away with it.

Damn, Anzu is pretty.
How come Meltyfate isn't on there?

FUCK OFF FUCKING BULLY NORMIES

>JUST BE URSELF

>BE CONFIDENT

WOMEN LAUGH AT MANLETS THAT TRY TO ACT MANLY

I'M A CHILD TO THEM, NO, A GHOST

READ PIC RELATED, IT'S HOW THEY REALLY FEEL

There are millions of men that will die a virgin, I'm one of them. All women go after the top 20% of men, that's a fact. Some betas get lucky because they have money, but that's it.

>probably no Goblin Soundtrack
>probably no fantastic cinematography
>probably not in technicolor
>Chloe is not as cute as Jessica Harper
>probably PG-13

Ballet School with a witch isn't that creative enough to base a remake on. Minus the atmosphere the movie doesn't have much going on

I literally said act like someone else so women like you.

Sorry you sub double digit IQ can't comprehend what I said.
Kill yourself.

terrifying

Holey moley, and she's still skinny too

Problem?

wtf i hate women now

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my thought exactly. fucking HELL.

It is...Here's the real one

I honestly don't know what's real anymore

exactly. it's not like it's this great, classic story. what's great is the visuals and sounds. they can't - and shouldn't - just replicate that, and I'm certain they couldn't do better in a different way.

what's the point? make another aesthetic film with a different story. in other words, The Neon Demon or Spring Breakers or whatever.

these people need to fucking kill themselves already. they're fucking useless.

What the fuck does she actually have that much chest hair?? Why doesn't she get rid of it

But I'm a poor beta who's had sex with several women

Thoughts?

It's 2016 shitlord, womyn don't have to follow oppressive gender roles, get over it

This is only the second 'clothes disappearing gif' I've ever seen. Are there more out there?
They bring joy to my dick like nothing else.

You can get good at game and work your way up to attracting girls easily as attractive as her.

Stop feeling helpless and sorry for yourself. Step it up. It's difficult by nature, in order to make you step it up as a man.

You're a disgusting pussy then and don't deserve them. Men who willingly opt out of the race are deciding to lose.

I understand getting discouraged when you're young. Most men do, it's part of the journey, but stop being such a fucking bitch and become a man. And don't buy into these fucking defeatist bitch narratives. Fucking pussy.

is anything real

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fugg, she got fat. keep going baby

you faggots realize shitposting like this is actually giving free press and giving this shit validity. youre supposed to ignore shit completely.

you fucks

Since Chloe is past her prime, is G Hannelius our girl?

I think we are reaching the point where people are finally realizing that being talked about online does not generate money.
We're giving this shit attention for a thread, maybe two.
And after that, it's safe to say no more than 10 anons will see the movie in question, 8 of which will have torrented it.

wait is Ella famous or something? I think I know a friend of hers

yes

I don't think so, I really liked the story and the whole mythology, it's just not what they focus on.
The story is told very subtly and you have to fill in the gaps yourself.

>movie comes out
>it has nothing to do with the original except for the title
>saw-like puzzle traps in random rooms and torture porn
>original goblin song is used as a sample in hiphop remix played over the credits

Thought so.

Nah

(sameposter)

I'm not trying to tear you down. Although I don't mean that I want to be soft on you. Because women aren't going to make it easy, until you can prove you're strong.

Listen man. Nature is going to test you to see if you have what it takes. When women do it it's called a shit test. But whether you have what it takes is not based on some thing you passively have, like a woman's looks, but how you choose to step up and become, it's active. It's how you step up in life.

You need to have strong inner game. A strong, unshakeable inner presence, that exudes pure, confident, clear intent and masculine energy. This comes through hard earned experience that you get from going out a lot and having the right attitude to learn from the feedback you get.

There are some guys who look naturally really masculine and maybe don't have to rely on as much strong inner game, but then develop it because of a lot of things going more easily for them give them confidence. I know you wish you had it easier like them, but you fucking don't. Being a man is not about passively having things given to you for free. But the fortunate thing about being a man is that you're not actually doomed if you don't have certain physical traits (that's the fate of women, not men). With men, it's more about masculine energy and presence, a confident, powerful way you move through the world, having value, being fun, not being affected by how women respond, not being needy. Again, if you don't have this right away, then you gradually develop it. And you absolutely can attain it.

Not posting the bane version

its a clock tower rip off

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>Suspiria remake

y

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YOU CAN'T BE MASCULINE AND EXUDE CONFIDENCE WHEN YOU'RE SHORT

WOMEN AND TALL MEN WILL NOT AND NEVER WILL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

WHY CAN'T NORMIES UNDERSTAND THIS?

I WILL ALWAYS BE FIGURATIVELY FUCKED, NEVER LITERALLY

What is it with hollywood stars and getting shitty pointless tattoos

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yea thats why people have to shill kstew mew sersh and emma stone on this board

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oh

my

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

>DUDE SPAM LMAO

>guys under 6'5 are irrelevant

Where does this bitch live where 6'5 guys are the norm?

people don't take you seriously because you go around exuding inconfidence and bad vibes and bitterness.

people are basically like a lamp or a flashlight, shining out their inner feelings and image of themselves. people see and feel it as clear as day when they're in your presence. considering the way you feel about life and about yourself, there is no way anyone could experience you that is not a confirmation of your outlook, because you're projecting it onto them and they're responding in turn.

you can literally be 5'5" and exude masculinity and leadership and constantly be seducing hot women. I know guys who do this. they can totally dominate a room and outperform taller guys who rely on their height and more conventional looks. I'm not particularly tall - only medium height at best, and do pretty well myself too.

look at the types of girls you're showing there. those are the dumbest kind of materialistic, shallow working class trash. who cares about them. also, a shorter guy with confidence could easily seduce any of those idiots. they're just posting like that because they're all deeply insecure.

HEIGHT

FACE

FRAME

SHE NEEDS TO LIFT AND BECOME FEMALE ARNIE SERIOUSLY WORK TO YOUR STRENGTHS

this guy's right

chloe should just became a tank, she'll get lots of roles too because muh strong empowered wimmin. Like that really tall chick in the game of thrones

>still believing there is such thing as shilling
Don't believe tinfoil hat tippers.
Waifufags only think with their dicks.

Clock Tower was inspired by Phenomena though, user. Wrong Argento movie.

>Suspiria remake

REEEEEEEEEEE

that was a commercial flick based on a bad italian erotic meme book.
meanwhile he got a bit better.
watch "I am love".

Why would anyone think of remaking this movie, it's a b-horror movie
which only works because of it's beautiful cinematography and the plot being of the crazy 'lets roll a dice and see what comes up' variety.

What we'll get in a remake is an attempt to make the plot a bit logical, and the usual shitty blue/green tinted cinematography of today.

Fuck them.

That's gold Jerry! GOLD!

>Suspiria remake
NooooNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holy shit why does this make me so angry

marcella rubita?

chloe will never go nude for a role

unintentional shilling thats everyday can still be unintentionally shilling

i dont believe the shill hype

I have so much fucking disdain for people who remake things when it's uncalled for.

They should be universally treated with nothing but contempt for being such unoriginal cowards.

At least Ellen Page did.

jesus

well at least we're getting dat sweet 4K restoration next year

jesus you r9k people are pathetic

do you really care about the opinion of this retarded whores? end your life already jesus christ

I think it's totally normal to feel that way a bit in your teens, and maybe get bitter after some breakups later on when you realize how brutal the game can be, but eventually you have to man up and fucking deal with it and adapt and learn to enjoy it.

just staying perpetually in butthurt mode is fucking pointless. it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

chloe is transgender!

what a bunch of crybabies.
don't you like that a classic movie is being remade? Don't fucking watch it.

what is the fucking problem with Pablo?

if she had a dick Cred Forums would probably like her again

>Tilda Swinton
>horror movie

Well this story checks out

indiewire.com/2016/08/dario-argento-interview-suspira-remake-2016-locarno-film-festival-1201714247/

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The original and remake directors are both Italian.

>Suspiria is a Latin word for “sighs.”

>Suspiria is a Latin word for “sighs.”

>we could've had a thread discussing Suspiria
>its just waifu shitposting
I can't say im surprised

It's a movie. Getting the fuck off this board until you watch it will take you one step closer to attaining patrician taste.

>mfw chest hair

Seriously if Pablo doesn't like her, why does he follow her around and ruin her photos??? Whats his problem

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Shooped

Shooped

Shooped

painfully obvious Shoop

Shooped

Stop trying

Stop memeing

You dumbasses did the same thing with emma watson the moment the harry potter films were over, and now she's a superstar as well as a diplomat for an international committee.

seriously this is "stop liking what I don't like" to a whole new level

it's not even funny.

Put your trip back on nigger

And to think, these are the same people who rave on about "body shaming" and you're not allowed to turn a woman down based on her appearance.

>dutch
European women age like shit, she'll shit the wall at 22.

Do horror remakes even make money anymore? Why do they do this?

Jesus H Christ I would give my left nut for 1 hour with fatt Chloe hnngg
Even as a hogbeast she's literally perfect

I wonder what that little Mexican boy thinks about being the new face of disgust on a Ecuadorian wooden boat hobbyist board

is that a pedro soldier, top right?

Took the thoughts outta' my mouth.

BIG
BROAD
CHLOE

that is shooped

Emma "check you're privilege" Watson

Emma "it's ok when I fuck Chad" Watson

Emma "pay me more bc I have a vagina" Watson

Emma "tinny titty" Watson

Emma "zyklon b for all white men not Jews" Watson

Emma "good goy" Watson

Emma "women are the nigger of the world" Watson

Kek

I hope Pablo posting never dies

I see Chloe Moretz as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Chloe Moretz is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Chloe Moretz does it for me.

>mfw spent too much time on Cred Forums look at these pictures and now i don't even know which one is real anymore

Look at little Pablo's face. It's stuck like that after seeing

>don't even know which one is real anymore
Neither...Both

>that face when you're a skinny manlet
>that face when you realize that the cute girl from Kick Ass could now pin you down and molest your quivering, protesting pucker with a strap-on dildo, like she did that guy in Neighbors 2

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I started a Chloe folder halfway during this thread

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they cost little and have name recognition. i remember they've been trying to get a remake of suspiria since the 90's off and on. it's actually a wonder why they haven't shat one out by now

Pablo was in the original too.

Oh fugg

>‘Suspiria’ Remake
GO FUCK YOURSELF

Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.

Is this shoped ? I don't even know anymore

Is this shit real or a shop? I truly can't tell anymore.

The OP image was shopped by Chloe's PR team to make her thinner.

She is a big girl.

>One month

you either have god-tier genes or you're a fucking liar

I never said I was gigantic.
I slimmed down, kinda trimmed.
Still had a gut but my muscle was noticeable.

maggots falling from the ceiling was Suspiria

I love both movies.

(YOU)

>I'm 5'9 and have raped before and I will rape again

Tips for getting my goblin-looking face in shape?

this is our guy

find out who he is
where was this photo taken and when
is a restaurant? a hotel? fucking find out and call him.

get him in here!

Why does that guy have the same face as her?

Very unsettling.

He's the double we see in every photo of her like the Pablo photo.

She's hypnotizing, like a gruesome car crash or seeing a downie or tard out in public. Poor Pedro just can't stop watching. That boxy frame and muscular back of Chloe's is consuming his thoughts day and night.

Won't be long before the poor bastard hangs himself.

chloe is hawt (not a shoop)

Do those legs go all the way up?

last i heard it was going to be isabelle fuhrman
chloe is a big step down desu
terrible presence in films

so far up I can't see her arms, how can anyone say she has a shoulders like a linebacker?? I dont get it...

*obligatory

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>brown eyes

you can have her

Sorry you're gay

not a queer, i just like my girls with top tier genes and pretty blue/green eyes

Kek

Shopped or not, though?

If you don't find this beautiful then you might as well be gay.

>This thread

she'll never amount to anything unless she gets some rhino

>eating
>there was a gore thread on Cred Forums or something and I was scrolling through it

>still eating while going through this thread
>feel physically repulsed and have trouble eating

Can someone explain this?

what's this guy's endgame?

>in the middle of a wide sex session with Chloe
>her power cable unplugs
>her freezer de-ices
>everything goes bad, even the milk

fucking fedora lad.

At least I get laid, lol.
And what about you?
You call us fedoralords out yet can't even get trim yourself?
You make me laugh.
Yeah sure, I'm a fedoralord but I had pussy and got my dick sucked.

>your
it's you're you Fucking faggot.

Camel toe

Wow, he's a big guy

Pablo bought a Roley and a rottweiler
Seem like the more fame, I only got wilder

ok bruce wayne

It's "SUSPIRA" NOT "SUSPIRIA"

memes aside if she gained weight her quasimoto body would mete out and she'd be fuckable

aight im goin to bed where the cunny threads at

I'm 5'6'' and although it's a disadvantage its not the end of the world. Stop being a pile of sticks

Stop posting my daughters photo

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Right now I threw 100 dollars at some ugly camwhore and she "orgasmed" to me on camara.
Hot as fuck and better than some ugly hooker I could fine.
I'm literally her top kisser now.
I bet you can't even afford your ramen.

get this.
I was just granted mod rights.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO.

But I accepted it.
So now I'm some whore's bodyguard.

What can you guys say about yourself?

Exactly.

I'm now moderating some woman fool that I don't even know but the money says otherwise.

>remaking Suspiria
At least put it out on fucking blu ray first, you fucks.